WHAT’S IN THE BOX: He said like Brad Pitt in Seven even though he was just talking about bonuses.
THE GREATEST GIFT OF IMPEACHMENT: Would be to not have to think about Trump over the holidays.
HERE’S A GOOD PARENTAL LEAVE POLICY: With school on hiatus, my other solution is to just not be a good employee.
YOU GO TO HARVARD, YOU DON’T HAVE TO CLERK FOR TRUMP JUDGES: Your careers will be just fine if you show this de minimus amount of morality.
PERFECT HOLIDAY TRIVIA QUESTION RIGHT HERE: How long should you be jailed for showing Home Alone? Wait, that’s not the question.