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by
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Images)
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“Would
you
like
e.
Coli
with
that?”
McDonald’s
lawsuits
begin.
[
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Trump
says
that
if
elected
he’d
fire
Jack
Smith
in
least
surprising
news
dump.
[ABA
Journal]
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Despite
progress,
convincing
lawyers
to
buy
in
to
technology
remains
a
challenge.
Never
mind,
that
might
actually
be
the
least
surprising
news
dump.
[Law.com
International]
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Court
blocks
acquisition
that
would’ve
further
consolidated
the
handbag
market.
[Reuters]
*
Judgment
insurance
market
suffers
another
loss…
which
will
happen
when
insurance
companies
just
start
gambling.
[Bloomberg
Law
News]
*
“Constitutional
sheriffs”
—
local
officials
who
claim
their
office
grants
them
the
power
to
unilaterally
override
all
the
rest
of
the
federalist
system
described
in
the
Constitution
have
spent
the
last
four
years
building
ties
with
the
election
denial
movement.
[WIRED]
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Company
charges
big
bucks
for
paralegal
training
and
some
students
aren’t
impressed.
[Roll
on
Friday]