With primary filing deadlines flying past, we at Dealbreaker are slowly coming to a painful realization: While Mike Bloomberg is not going to be the next president of the United States, Jamie Dimon is not going to be, either, on account of his not running. (This also means that Marianne Lake is probably not going to be the first female CEO of a top bank, but that’s for another time.)
Since he’s apparently staying put at JPMorgan, JD has to find some way to occupy his time, now that he’s already revolutionized the U.S. healthcare industry and gotten to work on some new digs more befitting of his grandeur. And that was is by horning in on his competitors’ wealth management businesses.