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Is The YSL RICO Trial A Court Proceeding Or A Reality Show? – Above the Law

Are
you
seeing
this?

There
are
three
constants
in
life:
death,
taxes,
and
YSL
RICO
fuckery.
The
shenanigans
died
down
after
the
defense
shifted
from
questioning
Lil
Woody,
but
things
are
turning

back
up
to
11

with
Quindarrius
“Lil
Dee”
Zachary

QZ
for
short

on
the
stand.
His
short
time
on
the
stand
feels
less
like
the
stuff
you’d
expect
of
a
serious
racketeering
trial
and
more
like
a
medley
of
realty
TV
show
greatest
hits.
For
example,
there
are
moments
that
channel
Flavor
of
Love:

Judges
have
done
far
worse
than
giggle
at
a
smitten
man
on
the
witness
stand,
but
pull
it
together,
Judge
Whitaker!
You’re
overseeing
a
serious
trial,
not
a
school
dance
where
the
“will
they,
won’t
they”
students
hold
hands
for
the
first
time.

There
were
moments
that
channel
Sober
House:

I
don’t
even
know
what
show
this
would
be,
but
it
is
great
television
nonetheless:

Between
this
case
and
the
upcoming
Diddy
trial,
you
should
cancel
all
of
your
subscriptions
to
those
streaming
sites.
These
are
going
to
be
the
only
things
worth
watching.


Earlier
:

Woody
Is
Back
In
The
Hot
Seat
&
Credibility
Is
Rapidly
Burning


YSL
RICO
Prosecutors
So
Bad
Judge
Mandates
Tutorial
On
How
To
Do
Their
Jobs



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