Are
you
seeing
this?
There
are
three
constants
in
life:
death,
taxes,
and
YSL
RICO
fuckery.
The
shenanigans
died
down
after
the
defense
shifted
from
questioning
Lil
Woody,
but
things
are
turning
back
up
to
11
with
Quindarrius
“Lil
Dee”
Zachary
—
QZ
for
short
—
on
the
stand.
His
short
time
on
the
stand
feels
less
like
the
stuff
you’d
expect
of
a
serious
racketeering
trial
and
more
like
a
medley
of
realty
TV
show
greatest
hits.
For
example,
there
are
moments
that
channel
Flavor
of
Love:
Judges
have
done
far
worse
than
giggle
at
a
smitten
man
on
the
witness
stand,
but
pull
it
together,
Judge
Whitaker!
You’re
overseeing
a
serious
trial,
not
a
school
dance
where
the
“will
they,
won’t
they”
students
hold
hands
for
the
first
time.
There
were
moments
that
channel
Sober
House:
I
don’t
even
know
what
show
this
would
be,
but
it
is
great
television
nonetheless:
Between
this
case
and
the
upcoming
Diddy
trial,
you
should
cancel
all
of
your
subscriptions
to
those
streaming
sites.
These
are
going
to
be
the
only
things
worth
watching.
Earlier:
Woody
Is
Back
In
The
Hot
Seat
&
Credibility
Is
Rapidly
Burning
YSL
RICO
Prosecutors
So
Bad
Judge
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On
How
To
Do
Their
Jobs
Chris
Williams
became
a
social
media
manager
and
assistant
editor
for
Above
the
Law
in
June
2021.
Prior
to
joining
the
staff,
he
moonlighted
as
a
minor
Memelord™
in
the
Facebook
group Law
School
Memes
for
Edgy
T14s.
He
endured
Missouri
long
enough
to
graduate
from
Washington
University
in
St.
Louis
School
of
Law.
He
is
a
former
boatbuilder
who
cannot
swim, a
published
author
on
critical
race
theory,
philosophy,
and
humor,
and
has
a
love
for
cycling
that
occasionally
annoys
his
peers.
You
can
reach
him
by
email
at [email protected] and
by
tweet
at @WritesForRent.