Ed. note: Above the Law will be off tomorrow, because we don’t work on days when America throws a party styled after tyrannical militarist regimes.
THIS TAX RETURNS CASE COULD BE BAD: We’re gonna burn the whole thing down, instead of just impeaching the president.
ADVERSE POSSESSION FAILURES ARE THE BEST: This one involves a Corvette.
LATHAM COULD BE BOOTED OFF OF AUNT BECKY’S CASE: It’s a… full house of conflicts.
UNNECESSARY COURT APPEARANCES MAKE MONEY: I mean, not for clients. It’s kind of the opposite for clients.
IF YOU COULD GO BACK AND TALK TO YOURSELF AT 14: Brian Cuban has some good advice. I’d tell my 14-year-old self: “You think this Iraq War is stupid, just wait till the next one.”