Morning Docket: 01.06.25 – Above the Law

*
Private
equity
“rewriting
the
rules
of
legal
practice”
which
is
sure
to
turn
out
well
because
private
equity
has
never
hollowed
out
an
industry
to
siphon
off
short-term
profit
and
then
left
it
for
dead
before.
[American
Lawyer
]

*
Flexible
work
from
home
policies
work
magic
for
Quinn
Emanuel.
[Fast
Company
]

*
Baker’s
daughter-in-law
accused
of
murder
after
Christmas
cake
killed
three.
This
is
why
Hallmark
needs
to
stop
romanticizing
big
city
lawyers
falling
for
small
town
bakers
and
show
its
deadly
side.
[People]

*
DOJ
tells
Supreme
Court
to
ignore
Trump’s
request
to
delay
the
upcoming
TikTok
ban
since
it
didn’t
even
address
the
only
issue
before
the
Court.
Crackerjack
lawyering
from
the
incoming
Solicitor
General!
[NBC
News
]

*
Beating
a
dead
horse:
latest
legal
effort
to
retrieve
dead
horse
from
landfill
fails.
[Legal
Profession
Blog
]

*
Blocked
steel
merger
triggers
lawsuits.
[Bloomberg
Law
News
]

*
Happy
January
6
to
all
the
violent
rioters
about
to
be
pardoned.
[The
Guardian
]

MP Promises Support For 7-Year-Old Boy Who Spent Four Nights Among Lions

 

Mutsa
Murombedzi,
a
Proportional
Representative
Member
of
Parliament
from
the
province,
said
a
mental
health
team
will
soon
assess
Tinotenda
to
ensure
he
has
not
suffered
any
lasting
trauma
from
his
experience.

According
to
the
Zimbabwe
Parks
and
Wildlife
Management
Authority
(ZimParks),
the
boy
disappeared
on
December
27,
2024,
and
was
found
on
December
31,
approximately
49
kilometers
from
his
home.

Remarkably,
he
survived
in
the
game
park
by
eating
wild
fruits
and
drinking
water
from
a
hole
he
dug
in
a
dry
riverbed.

After
being
rescued,
Tinotenda
was
taken
to
a
local
clinic
for
preliminary
examinations
and
later
transferred
to
Siakobvu
Hospital
for
further
medical
evaluations.

Meanwhile,
Murombedzi
said
that
she
will
continue
to
follow
up
and
ensure
Tinotenda
receives
all
the
care
and
support
he
needs
during
this
recovery
process.
She
wrote
on
X:

I
engaged
with
the
Permanent
Secretary
in
the
Ministry
of
Health
and
Child
Care
and
the
Provincial
Medical
Director
for
Mashonaland
West
called
me
regarding
Tinotenda’s
well-being
after
his
harrowing
experience.

They
have
assured
me
that
now
that
he
has
rested
and
was
stabilized,
a
mental
health
team
will
soon
assess
him,
focusing
on
his
mental
health,
to
ensure
he
has
not
suffered
lasting
trauma.

As
part
of
their
advice,
they
strongly
recommended
that
no
interviews
be
conducted
with
Tinotenda
at
this
stage.
Recounting
his
ordeal
too
soon
may
risk
triggering
emotional
or
psychological
distress.

We
will
respect
their
professional
guidance
and
wait
for
their
green
light
before
any
further
steps
are
taken…

I’ll
continue
to
follow
up
and
ensure
Tinotenda
receives
all
the
care
and
support
he
needs
during
this
recovery
process.
His
mental
well-being
remains
our
top
priority.

Most-wanted Zimbabwean Criminal In South Africa Re-arrested Two Years After Assaulting Cops And Escaping


5.1.2025


4:37

South
African
police
have
confirmed
the
arrest
of
Lovemore
Musoyi,
a
32-year-old
Zimbabwean
national,
who
has
been
on
the
run
since
2023
after
escaping
from
a
police
vehicle
while
being
transported
to
a
prison
in
Motetema,
Mpumalanga.


Musoyi
was
apprehended
by
the
Sekhukhune
South
African
Police
Service
(SAPS)
Task
Team
and
the
Operation
Vala
Umgodi
multi-disciplinary
team
on
Friday,
January
2025.

He
is
facing
more
than
10
criminal
charges,
including
murder,
attempted
murder,
business
robberies,
kidnapping
and
stock
theft.

Below
is
a
statement
issued
by
SAPS,
confirming
the
arrest
of
Musoyi
in
Limpopo:

The
Provincial
Commissioner
of
Police
in
Limpopo
Lieutenant
General
Thembi
Hadebe
hailed
the
collaborative
efforts
between
SAPS
Sekhukhune
Task
Team,
Operation
Vala
Umgodi
Multidisciplinary
Team
as
well
as
private
security
who
worked
tirelessly
to
track
and
trace
the
most
evasive
fugitive
who
had
been
on
the
run
after
escaping
from
police
custody,
after
attacking
and
disarming
two
police
officers
in
Motetema.

Lovemore
Musoyi,
the
notorious
Zimbabwean
national
(32),
had
been
on
the
run
after
escaping
from
police
custody.
Musoyi
is
facing
more
than
10
criminal
cases,
including
murder,
attempted
murder,
armed
robberies,
house
robberies,
business
robberies,
kidnapping,
assaults,
stock
theft,
possession
of
an
unlicensed
firearm
and
ammunition
that
occurred
in
Elandskraal,
Motetema,
Dennilton
and
Rakgoadi
policing
areas
in
Sekhukhune
District.

Musoyi’s
luck
eventually
deserted
him
when
the
police
working
with
private
Security,
operationalised
information
and
invaded
a
hideout
place
of
the
suspect
in
the
mountains
at
Rakgoadi
policing
area
on
Friday,
03
January
2025
during
the
day.

An
unlicensed
firearm
was
also
confiscated
from
the
suspect
when
he
was
arrested.

The
Provincial
Commissioner,
Lieutenant
General
Thembi
Hadebe,
has
applauded
the
role
players
who
worked
diligently
to
ensure
that
the
suspect
who
had
been
on
the
run
for
some
time
is
re-captured
to
account
for
his
heinous
acts.

The
suspect
is
expected
to
appear
before
various
Magistrate’s
courts
within
Sekhukhune
District
in
due
course
facing
several
cases
including
escaping
from
lawful
custody.

Police
investigations
are
continuing.

Post
published
in:

Featured

Mnangagwa Promotes Six Army Colonels To Brigadier General


The
President
made
the
promotions
in
terms
of
the
Defence
Act
(Chapter
11:02)
Section
20,
as
read
with
Statutory
Instrument
257
of
2020,
Section
19c,
Sub-section
2c,
which
reads:

His
Excellency
the
President
of
the
Republic
of
Zimbabwe
and
Commander-in-Chief
of
the
Zimbabwe
Defence
Forces
may
on
the
advice
of
the
Minister
of
Defence,
acting
on
the
recommendations
of
the
Commander
Zimbabwe
Defence
Forces,
reward
any
member
for
distinguished
service
or
gallant
conduct
on
active
service
by
promoting
an
officer
to
a
higher
rank.

The
six
new
Brigadier-Generals
promoted
effective
December
16,
2024,
are
Oscar
Tshuma,
Raban
Nikisi,
Benjamin
Sabata,
Passmore
Taruodzera,
Million
Ndlovu,
and
Lawrence
Munzararikwa.

During
the
badge
conferment
ceremony
at
Josiah
Magama
Tongogara
Barracks
in
Harare
on
Friday,
Commander
of
the
Zimbabwe
National
Army
(ZNA),
Lieutenant-General
Anselem
Sanyatwe,
stressed
the
military’s
responsibility
to
combat
the
growing
issue
of
drug
and
substance
abuse,
labelling
it
a
significant
national
security
threat.
He
said:

In
addition
to
the
challenges
of
training
and
operational
readiness,
we
must
also
confront
the
scourge
of
drug
and
substance
abuse.

The
entire
nation
is
grappling
with
the
scourge
and
our
organisation
has
not
been
spared.

The
threat
of
drug
and
substance
abuse
is
a
challenge
we
cannot
continue
to
overlook.
It
undermines
the
very
foundations
and
values
of
military
effectiveness
and
the
trust
placed
upon
us
by
the
entire
nation.

Meanwhile,
Brig-Gen
Sabata
was
assigned
to
the
position
of
Brigadier
General
Quarter
Master
Staff
at
Army
Headquarters.

Post
published
in:

Featured

Chimombe And Mpofu’s Bail Hearing Postponed To January 7

According
to
The
NewsHawks,
the
delay
is
due
to
Mpofu’s
lawyer,
Tapson
Dzvetero,
being
on
holiday.
Consequently,
the
hearing
for
Chimombe
was
also
postponed
since
their
cases
are
closely
related
and
should
be
addressed
concurrently.

Chimombe
and
Mpofu
were
arrested
in
June
2024
and
have
been
in
detention
ever
since,
with
multiple
bail
applications
being
denied.

Their
efforts
to
secure
bail
have
been
a
lengthy
and
challenging
process,
as
they
continue
to
seek
release
under
altered
circumstances
after
facing
repeated
setbacks.

The
duo
argues
that
their
arrest,
detention,
and
prolonged
pre-trial
imprisonment
violate
their
constitutional
rights,
particularly
the
right
to
bail
and
the
right
to
be
heard
without
undue
delays.

However,
High
Court
Justice
Pisirayi
Kwenda
has
dismissed
their
applications,
labelling
their
claims
as
“frivolous”
and
stating
that
such
issues
should
have
been
resolved
at
the
magistrates’
court.

As
it
stands,
Chimombe
and
Mpofu’s
trial
is
set
to
continue
on
February
10,
2025.

Initially
scheduled
for
January
17,
2025,
the
trial
date
was
moved
up
after
the
defence,
led
by
Lovemore
Madhuku,
pointed
out
that
bail
applications
must
be
heard
within
48
hours
of
being
filed.

Soldier missing after crocodile attack in flooded Kwekwe river

KWEKWE

A
soldier
is
feared
dead
after
he
was
last
seen
being
dragged
into
the
deep
waters
of
the
Munyati
River
by
a
crocodile
on
December
30,
police
said.

The
incident
happened
on
a
stretch
of
the
river
in
the
Saltana
Ranch
near
Kwekwe.

Sergeant
Invin’ca
Gamunya’s
body
has
not
been
recovered
and
a
search
involving
police
divers,
the
army
and
Zimparks
continues.

The
34-year-old
who
was
attached
to
53
Infantry
Battalion
in
Battlefields
was
on
deployment
at
the
Kavinga
military
base
inside
the
Saltana
Ranch
when
he
offered
to
assist
three
women
cross
the
flooded
Munyati
River.

After
helping
the
women
to
successfully
get
to
the
other
side,
Gamunya
was
attacked
by
the
reptile
as
he
swam
back
across
the
swollen
river
just
after
4PM.

The
women
first
approached
Sergeant
Innocent
Chikuturudzi
to
help
them
cross
the
river,
but
he
declined,
according
to
police.
Gamunya,
who
overheard
their
conversation,
then
offered
to
assist
the
women
without
seeking
the
authority
of
his
superiors.

When
Chikuturudzi
became
aware
that
Gamunya
was
gone,
he
sent
a
soldier
Private
Emmanuel
Usaiwevhu
to
run
after
him
and
summon
him
back
to
base,
according
to
police.

“When
Usaiwevhu
got
to
the
river,
he
saw
Gamunya
on
the
other
side
of
the
river
with
the
women
already
gone.
He
signalled
him
to
return
to
the
base,”
an
internal
police
report
of
the
incident
seen
by
ZimLive
stated.

“Gamunya
got
into
the
river
intending
to
cross
and
when
he
was
about
seven
meters
in
the
water
he
screamed
for
help.
Usaiwevhu
quickly
noticed
that
he
was
being
whisked
away
into
the
deep
waters
by
a
crocodile.
He
tried
to
assist
by
throwing
stones
in
a
bid
to
scare
away
the
reptile
but
all
was
in
vain.”

Usaiwevhu
told
police
that
the
crocodile
dragged
Gamunya
for
about
50
meters
before
submerging.

Police
divers
have
been
scouring
the
river
looking
for
Gamunya’s
body
and
the
crocodile
without
success.

Man found hanging from home roof after wife’s gruesome murder

MASVINGO

Police
say
they
are
investigating
possible
murder
and
suicide
after
a
Gutu
man
was
Thursday
found
hanging
from
a
home
roof
while
his
wife
lay
dead
in
the
now
deceased
couple’s
kitchen.

The
shock
incident,
according
to
a
statement
posted
on
the
ZRP’s
X
handle
weekend,
happened
in
Basera
at
Utete
Village,
Chitsa,
Gutu,
Masvingo
on
Thursday.

On
2
January
2025,
police
said,
Raramai
Dhewa,
40,
“was
found
dead
with
multiple
injuries
all
over
the
body
in
a
kitchen
hut.
A
blood-stained
log
was
recovered
at
the
scene”.

“The
victim’s
husband,
Fungai
Chitsale,
46,
was
later
found
dead,
hanging
from
a
roof
truss
with
a
nylon
rope
in
a
two-bed
roomed
house.”

Meanwhile,
in
a
different
incident,
police
in
Filabusi
are
appealing
for
information
which
may
lead
to
the
arrest
of
six
people
suspected
to
have
killed
one
Talent
Hlongwane
with
some
domestic
weapons.

The
suspects
have
been
named
as
Zenzo
Moyo,
32,
Ayanda
Moyo,
30,
Nqobizita
Moyo,
34,
Senly
Moyo,
29,
Paul
Ndlovu,
36
and
Donald
Sibanda,
30.

They
are
linked
to
a
case
of
murder
which
occurred
on
3
January
2025
at
Village
16
B,
Nkankezi.

“The
suspects
attacked
the
victim,
Talent
Hlongwane
(29)
with
spears,
axes
and
machetes
after
allegedly
accusing
him
of
being
a
bully,”
police
said.

New Year, Same Clarence Thomas – See Also – Above the Law

(Photo
by
Drew
Angerer/Getty
Images)


Don’t
Expect
“Following
The
Law”
To
Be
On
His
Resolution
List:


More
failure
to
disclose
stuff
.


Some
Of
The
Worst
Supreme
Court
Cases
Of
2024:


Did
your
least
favorite
make
the
list
?


Biglaw
Firm
Matches!
Kinda:


Really
is
dependent
on
which
office
you
work
in
.


New
Year,
New
Firm:


Big
merger
coming
through
!


The
People
Have
Spoken!:


Cheers
to
the
winner
of
2024’s
Lawyer
Of
The
Year
!

What Was The Worst Supreme Court Decision Of 2024? – Above the Law

Photo
by
Collection
of
the
Supreme
Court
of
the
United
States
via
Getty
Images

There
were
some
very
surprising
legal
outcomes
last
year:

Young
Thug
walking
away
from
a
RICO
charge
with
probation
,
they

continued
the
functional
impeachment
of
Pauline
Newman
,
and
people
kept
on
using
ChatGPT
to
do
their
lawyering

despite
the
obviously
clear
fault
in
its
stars
.
But
what
was
the
worst
legal
outcome
from
the
Supreme
Court?
Pulling
inspiration
from

Austin
Sarat’s

write-up,
let’s
go
through
some
of
the
worst
decisions
the
Supreme
Court
handed
down
this
year.

  • 1. 
    We
    have
    to
    pretend
    that
    Justice
    Kavanaugh
    knows
    more
    about
    the
    effects
    of
    alcohol
    consumption
    than
    experts
    who
    do
    chemistry
    for
    a
    living.


Loper
Bright
Enterprises
v.
Raimondo

is
a
long
case
name,
but
fret
not:
it
can
be
usefully
abbreviated
as

Chevron

is
Dead.
The
underlying
reasoning
was
that
judges
are
not
only
better
suited
to
interpret
statutes
than
field
specialists,
but
the
Constitution
requires
it.
This
idea
that
judges
know
best
might
make
sense
in
theory,
it
isn’t
the
case
in
practice.
It
didn’t
take
very
long
for
one
of
the
brightest
minds
on
the
court
to
crack
everyone
up
when
he
repeatedly
confused
Nitrogen
Oxide
(dangerous
ozone
pollutant)
with
Laughing
Gas
(the
teehee
spray
the
dentist
uses
to
make
your
root
canals
a

lot

more
pleasant).
Expect
a
rise
in
food-borne
illness
and

rat
poison
in
your
frankfurters
.
As
written,
the
opinion
leaves
enough
wiggle
room
for
some
of
the
protections
gained
from
decades
of

Chevron

deference
to
stay
in
place,

but
don’t
expect
them
to
last
if
the
issue
comes
before
the
Court
again
.

  •  2. 
    There’s
    nothing
    cruel
    about
    arresting
    people
    for
    sleeping
    outside
    when
    they
    can’t
    do
    elsewise.

We
used
to
be
a
reasonable
country:
you
could
have
an
ordinance
preventing
loitering
or
panhandling,
but
if
a
homeless
person
was
found
sleeping
on
the
sidewalk
and
had
nowhere
else
to
go,
you
had
to
check
and
see
if
there
were
any
empty
beds
at
the
shelter
before
you
policed
them
for
being
unconscious
in
public.
What
else
could
you
do
without
being
cruel?
2024
answered:
You
don’t
have
to
worry
about
that!


City
of
Grants
Pass
v.
Johnson

rewrote
common
sensibilities
and
announced
that
there’s
nothing
cruel
about
punishing
a
person
with
nowhere
to
go
for
not
going
somewhere
else.

  •  3.
    That
    whole
    Watergate
    debacle?
    Totally
    above
    board!


Trump
v.
United
States

granted
Presidents
broad
protection
against
prosecution
for
actions
that
are
official
acts
of
office.
Does
that
include
sending
the
military
to
assassinate
political
opponents?
Hell,
maybe!

This
is
a
fearsome
power
to
hold,
especially
when
it’s
in
the
hands
of
a
person
who
campaigned
on
arresting
his
political
opposition
and
bragged
about
how
he
could
shoot
someone
in
broad
day
light
years
before
this
opinion
was
handed
down.
Four
more
years
of
greatness.

These
are
all
bad
outcomes,
but

Grants
Pass

holds
a
special,
morally
objectionable
place
in
my
heart.
I
won’t
pretend
to
play
anthropologist,
but
there’s
a
story
attributed
to
Margeret
Mead


likely
incorrectly


that
a
healed
femur
was
the
earliest
sign
of
civilization.
Veracity
aside,
I
genuinely
believe
that
you
can
learn
a
lot
about
a
person
and
a
people
by
how
they
care
for
their
worst
off.
In
other
words,
safety
nets
are
a
sign
of
a
civilization’s

strength
,
and

Grants
Pass

is
just
about
the
strongest
refutation
of
“give
me
your
tired,
your
poor,
your
huddled
masses
yearning
to
breathe
free,
the
wretched
refuse
of
your
teeming
shore”
we’ve
seen
from
the
Supreme
Court.


The
Year’s
Worst
Legal
Decision:
2024
Edition

[Verdict]


Earlier
:

People
Are
Scrambling
To
Understand
Presidential
Immunity,
So
Many
Of
The
Opinions
Are
Cracked


Is
This
The
Roberts
Court
Or
The
Clarence
Court?


Struggling
With
The
Status
Versus
Conduct
Distinction?
So
Are
The
Supreme
Court
Justices


SCOTUS
Just
Greenlit
The
Crime
Of
‘Sleeping
While
Homeless’
As
Totally
Fair
Game


John
Roberts
Says
Judges
Should
Decide
How
Much
Rat
Poison
Is
Too
Much
For
Your
Hot
Dogs



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