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Prosecutors Drop Charges Of Public Violence Against 33 War Veterans


3.12.2024


4:22

Prosecutors
from
the
National
Prosecuting
Authority
(NPA)
on
Monday,
November
2,
dropped
criminal
charges
against
33
veterans
of
Zimbabwe’s
liberation
struggle.


The
ex-combatants
had
been
facing
prosecution
for
over
three
years
after
their
arrest
on
charges
of
promoting
public
violence.

The
war
veterans
were
detained
for
allegedly
singing
“Chimurenga”
songs
during
a
protest
in
Harare,
where
they
sought
to
submit
a
petition
to
Parliament
and
the
Munhumutapa
Building,
which
houses
President
Emmerson
Mnangagwa’s
offices.
The
petition
outlined
their
grievances.

The
veterans
were
charged
with
participating
in
a
gathering
with
the
intent
to
promote
public
violence,
breaches
of
peace,
or
bigotry,
as
defined
in
Section
37(1)(a)
of
the
Criminal
Code.

The
charges
were
withdrawn
after
the
High
Court
upheld
the
war
veterans’
application
for
a
review,
ruling
that
the
charges
against
them
were
defective.

The
ex-combatants
were
represented
by
Kelvin
Kabaya,
Paida
Saurombe,
and
Tinashe
Chinopfukutwa
of
the
Zimbabwe
Lawyers
for
Human
Rights
(ZLHR).

Post
published
in:

Featured

Grade 7 Markers Yet To Be Paid – ARTUZ


3.12.2024


3:53

Teachers
who
marked
the
Zimbabwe
School
Examinations
Council
(ZIMSEC)
2024
Grade
7
examinations
have
reportedly
not
received
the
ZiG
component
of
their
payment.


The
Amalgamated
Rural
Teachers
Union
of
Zimbabwe
(ARTUZ)
revealed
that
teachers
who
were
involved
in
the
moderation
of
CALA
in
September
have
not
been
paid
60%
of
the
ZiG
component
of
their
dues.
ARTUZ
said:

Grade
7
results
were
released
but
the
teacher
remains
unpaid.
The
teachers
who
conducted
the
moderation
of
CALA
in
September
didn’t
receive
60%
of
their
payment,
the
ZiG
component.


Travel
and
Subsistence,
T&S
allowances
for
the
markers
were
not
fully
paid,
60%
ZiG
component
of
T&S
still
outstanding.
100%
of
the
payment,
(ZiG)
for
marking
scripts
is
still
to
be
paid.

ARTUZ
said
that,
traditionally,
results
are
only
released
once
the
markers
have
been
paid
and
accused
the
government
of
becoming
notorious
for
failing
to
meet
its
contractual
obligations.

The
union
has
demanded
the
urgent
payment
of
all
outstanding
allowances
for
teachers
who
ensured
the
timely
evaluation
and
delivery
of
Grade
7
results.

Post
published
in:

Education

Thieving suspect dies following attack by mob in Harare

HARARE

A
Harare
man
died
on
Sunday
after
he
was
savagely
attacked
together
with
his
companion
by
a
mob
which
accused
the
two
of
stealing
some
clothes.

Police
confirmed
they
were
investigating
the
death
of
the
man
only
identified
as
Bla
Odza
following
the
incident
which
occurred
along
Highway
Road,
Belvedere,
Harare.

“The
victim
and
his
accomplice,
Onias
Marenga,
20,
were
allegedly
assaulted
by
a
mob
after
they
had
been
accused
of
theft
of
various
clothes
which
were
loaded
in
a
pushcart.

“Bla
Odza
sustained
multiple
bruises
all
over
the
body
and
became
unconscious.


“He
was
taken
to
Parirenyatwa
Group
of
Hospital
for
treatment
where
he
was
pronounced
dead
on
arrival,”
police
reported
in
a
statement
posted
on
the
ZRP’s
official
social
media
communication
channel.

Pregnant children, marital rape victims have a right to abortion, High Court rules

HARARE

A
law
denying
access
to
legal
abortion
for
children
below
the
age
of
18
and
married
women
who
are
victims
of
marital
rape
is
unconstitutional,
the
Harare
High
Court
has
declared
in
a
landmark
ruling.

Zimbabwe
has
strict
abortion
laws.
The
Termination
of
Pregnancy
Act
only
permits
abortion
in
three
situations:
where
the
continuation
of
the
pregnancy
endangers
the
life
of
the
woman
concerned;
where
there
is
a
serious
risk
that
the
child
to
be
born
will
suffer
from
a
permanent
physical
or
mental
defect
or
where
the
child
was
conceived
through
rape
other
than
rape
within
a
marriage,

Justice
Maxwell
Takuva,
in
a
November
22
judgement,
declared
section
2(1)
of
the
Termination
of
Pregnancy
Act
[Chapter
15:10]
“unconstitutional
and
invalid.”

He
ruled:
“In
my
view,
the
dignity
of
adolescent
children
who
are
impregnated,
the
dignity
of
married
women
who
are
raped
is
adversely
affected
by
the
provisions
of
s
2(1)
of
the
Act.
The
Zimbabwe
constitution
protects
the
right
of
every
person
to
the
entitlement
of
inherent
dignity
in
their
private
and
public
life
and
the
right
to
have
that
dignity
respected
and
protected.
The
right
to
dignity
is
foundational
and
has
been
equated
with
the
right
to
life.


“Section
2
of
the
Act
falls
away
immediately
as
a
consequence
of
Constitutional
Court
judgments.
Firstly,
once
the
Constitutional
Court
had
outlawed
child
marriages
as
it
did
in
the
Mudzuri
case
and
once
the
court
outlawed
and
raised
the
age
of
sexual
consent
to
18
years
as
it
did
in
the
Diana
Eunise
Kamwenda
case,
it
means
that
sexual
intercourse
with
a
minor
is
unlawful.

“Consequently,
this
type
of
unlawful
intercourse
should
be
included
in
the
definition
of
‘unlawful
intercourse’
in
section
2(1).
In
the
same
vein,
once
the
legislature
has
outlawed
marital
rape
as
it
did
with
the
amendments
to
the
law,
it
follows
then
that
section
(2)(1)
should
be
set
aside.”

Justice
Takuva’s
ruling,
which
would
provide
access
to
safe
and
legal
abortion
for
abused
children
below
18
years
of
age,
awaits
confirmation
by
the
Constitutional
Court.

The
judge
said
section
81
of
the
Zimbabwe
constitution
provides
that
every
child
has
a
right
to
be
protected
from
sexual
exploitation.

He
added:
“In
view
of
this,
any
sex
with
a
minor
is
therefore
unconstitutional
and
therefore
any
pregnancy
arising
from
such
sex
has
to
be
treated
as
unlawful
intercourse
for
the
purpose
of
section
2(1)
of
the
Act.

“Once
it
is
accepted
that
the
age
of
sexual
consent
consistent
with
section
81
of
the
constitution
is
18,
it
becomes
clear
that
any
sexual
act
with
a
minor
and
indeed
any
pregnancy
arising
thereto,
is
unlawful
and
illegal.

“Subjecting
children
to
child
pregnancies
without
a
right
to
safe
abortion
is
abuse
and
torture
in
violation
of
section
53
of
the
constitution
of
Zimbabwe.”

The
judge
said
the
challenge
of
children
delivering
babies
was
a
“major
human
rights
issue.”

“According
to
Dr
Nawal
Nour,
‘the
problem
with
children
delivering
children
is
that
the
young
mothers
are
at
a
significantly
higher
risk
than
older
women
for
debilitating
illness
and
even
death.
Compared
with
women
above
20
years
of
age,
girls
10

14
years
of
age
are
5

7
times
more
likely
to
die
from
child
birth,
and
girls
15

19
years
of
age
are
twice
as
likely…’

“In
Zimbabwe,
it
is
well
accepted
that
teenage
pregnancies
are
largely
as
a
result
of
poverty.
Poverty
is
at
the
epicentre
of
causing
early
child
marriages
because
girls
from
indigent
backgrounds
are
more
vulnerable
to
pregnancies
and
child
marriages.

“It
becomes
a
vicious
cycle
in
that
the
young
girls
who
get
pregnant
and
often
in
poor
families
are
then
forced
to
produce
young
children
in
a
sea
of
poverty
and
the
cycle
begins
again.
Simply
put,
teenage
pregnancies
foster
poverty
and
cyclical
reproduction
of
poverty
as
girls
who
marry
young
or
are
pregnant
in
an
uneducated
environment
with
few
opportunities
continue
reproducing
the
same.”

The
judge
said
there
could
be
no
doubt
that
“it
is
torture,
cruel
and
degrading
treatment
for
a
child
to
carry
another
child,
for
a
child
to
give
birth
to
another
child
or
for
a
child
to
be
forced
to
illegally
abort
because
of
cruel
circumstances.”

He
added:
“The
definition
of
unlawful
intercourse
(in
the
Termination
of
Pregnancy
Act)
excludes
unlawful
and
unconstitutional
intercourse
giving
rise
to
pregnancy
of
a
child
below
the
age
of
18.

“To
the
extent
that
the
age
of
sexual
consent
is
18,
it
therefore
means
that
any
intercourse
with
a
child
is
unlawful
and
must
be
included
as
unlawful
intercourse
for
the
purposes
of
s
2(1)
of
the
Act.
Also,
unlawful
intercourse
must
include
marital
rape
or
rape
within
a
marriage.

“The
failure
to
include
in
the
definition
of
unlawful
intercourse
pregnancy
of
a
minor,
amounts
to
a
breach
of
sections
81(1)(e)(f)
and
18(2)
of
the
constitution
which
protect
the
rights
of
children.
Allowing
children
to
have
pregnancies
without
an
option
of
safe
legal
abortion
also
amounts
to
torture,
cruel
and
degrading
treatment
in
breach
section
53
of
the
constitution
of
Zimbabwe.

“Teenage
pregnancies
and
failure
to
allow
the
legal
safe
abortions
is
a
breach
of
the
right
to
human
dignity
protected
under
section
51
of
the
constitution
of
Zimbabwe.

“Quite
clearly
section
2(1)
of
the
Act
is
also
in
breach
of
section
56(1)
of
the
constitution
in
that
it
unlawfully
discriminates
between
different
categories
of
unlawful
intercourse
by
omitting
illegal
and
unlawful
intercourse
with
a
minor
and
rape
within
a
marriage.”

Human
rights
lawyer
Tendai
Biti,
who
argued
the
matter
on
behalf
of
Women
in
Law
in
Southern
Africa
and
Talent
Forget,
said
the
ruling
would
“protect
the
girl
child”
and
women
in
abusive
relationships.

“Children
were
dying
by
the
thousands
in
illegal
and
unsafe
abortions.
This
small
victory
hopefully
closes
the
chapter
of
child
mothers
in
Zimbabwe,”
Biti
said.

Three Armed Robbers Steal Over US$36,000 In Harare Heist


3.12.2024


3:47

Three
armed
robbers
attacked
a
security
guard
stationed
at
a
company
premises
in
Vainona,
Harare,
before
breaking
into
offices
and
making
off
with
more
than
US$36,000
in
cash
on
Friday.


According
to
a
statement
posted
on
the
Zimbabwe
Republic
Police
(ZRP)
X
page,
the
suspects,
who
remain
unidentified,
were
armed
with
pistols.

Along
with
the
cash,
the
robbers
also
stole
two
laptops
and
a
Bluetooth
speaker
during
the
heist.
Police
said:


Police
in
Borrowdale
are
investigating
a
case
of
robbery
which
occurred
at
a
company
in
Vinona,
Harare
on
29/11/24
at
around
0215
hours.

Three
unidentified
male
suspects
who
were
armed
with
unidentified
types
of
pistols,
attacked
a
security
guard
who
was
on
duty.

The
suspects
broke
into
the
company
offices
were
they
stole
US$36
260.00
cash
which
was
in
a
safe,
two
laptops
and
a
bluetooth
speaker.
Anyone
with
information
to
report
at
any
nearest
Police
Station.

In
a
separate
incident,
a
man
identified
only
as
Bla
Odza,
who
is
suspected
of
stealing
various
clothes
loaded
in
a
pushcart,
died
after
being
assaulted
by
a
mob
on
Sunday.

According
to
the
Zimbabwe
Republic
Police
(ZRP),
Bla
Odza
and
his
alleged
accomplice,
Onias
Marenga
(20),
were
attacked
by
the
crowd.

Bla
Odza
suffered
multiple
bruises
across
his
body
and
lost
consciousness.
He
was
rushed
to
Parirenyatwa
Group
of
Hospitals
for
treatment
but
was
pronounced
dead
on
arrival.

Post
published
in:

Featured

Bonus Season Continues! – See Also – Above the Law


Biglaw
Firm,
Biglaw
Money!:


Check
out
Seward
&
Kissel
!


They
Aren’t
The
Only
Ones
Handing
Out
Cash!:


Enjoy
those
bonuses,
Fish
&
Richardson
!


Associates
Aren’t
The
Only
Lawyers
Looking
Like
Money!:


Brian
Steel
debuts
as
Young
Thug’s
streetwear
model
.


Signs
Nobody
In
His
Circle
Gives
Meaningful
Feedback
For
$300:


Elon
Musk’s
plan
to
replace
all
judges
is
more
half
baked
than
usual
.


About
That
Retirement…:


Trump’s
win
makes
judges
renege
on
retiring
.

Do These Practice Areas Boost Your Chances Of Making Partner? – Above the Law



Ed.
Note:

Welcome
to
our
daily
feature

Trivia
Question
of
the
Day!


According
to
American
Lawyer’s
analysis
of
Am
Law
100
firms
that
announced
their
new
partner
class
by
Nov.
25,
continuing
the
trend
over
the
last
few
years,
what
are
the
most
popular
practice
areas
for
promotions,
making
up
22%
of
new
Biglaw
partners?


Hint:
Overall,
the
2024
Biglaw
partnership
class
was
down
4%
over
last
year.



See
the
answer
on
the
next
page.

Ohio Lawyer Disbarred After Stealing Nearly A Million Dollars From Clients – Above the Law

No
such
thing
as
a
free
lunch.

There’s
a
tradition
of
reading
about
lawyers
getting
a
windfall
of
money
around
this
time
of
year,
but
this
one’s
a
little
different
from
the
usual
bonus
announcement.
This
“bonus”
announcement
involves
~$900k
and
a
disbarment.

Dispatch

has
coverage:

A
Columbus
attorney
has
been
disbarred
for
multiple
ethical
violations,
including
charging
excessive
fees,
stealing
client
money
and
falsifying
bank
documents,
the
Ohio
Supreme
Court
said.

Gregory
Port,
an
estate
planning
attorney
who
practiced
on
Columbus’
Northwest
Side,
was
permanently
disbarred
on
Wednesday,
Nov.
27.

Not
only
did
Port
violate
the
code
of
conduct
expected
of
a
lawyer,
the
former
Scoutsmaster
betrayed
something
even
deeper:

his
honor
!
Port
is
expected
to
face
sentencing
for
his
actions
on
December
17th
and
will
have
to
pay
over
$930k
in
restitution.


Columbus
Attorney
Disbarred
After
Being
Charged
With
Stealing
More
Than
$900,000

[Dispatch]



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became
a
social
media
manager
and
assistant
editor
for
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June
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Prior
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long
enough
to
graduate
from
Washington
University
in
St.
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School
of
Law.
He
is
a
former
boatbuilder
who
cannot
swim, a
published
author
on
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philosophy,
and
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has
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Federal Judges Declaring Backsies On Retirement Since Trump Won The Election – Above the Law

(Photo
by
Win
McNamee/Getty
Images)

Donald
Trump’s
victory
in
the
2024
presidential
election
threatens
to
turn
our
legal
system
into
a
Federalist
Society
Chick-Fil-A
hoedown.
But
at
least
two
federal
judges
are
doing
their
best
to
hold
the
line.

According
to
reporting
by
Reuters,
both
Max
O.
Cogburn
Jr.,
district
judge
for
the
Western
District
of
North
Carolina,
and
Algenon
L.
Marbley,
district
judge
for
the
Southern
District
of
Ohio,
have
withdrawn
their
plans
to
take
senior
status.
Senior
status
is
a
sort
of
a
federal
judiciary
retirement
light,
which
allows
the
president
to
appoint
a
successor.

Senior
status
is
available
to
judges
over
the
age
of
65
who
have
completed
at
least
15
years
on
the
federal
bench.
Senior
judges
typically
have
reduced
caseloads
but
continue
to
hear
cases,
including
new
ones,
without
formally
retiring.
Presidents
may
name
new
full-time
judges
to
fill
those
judges’
seats.

Both
judges
were
appointed
by
Democrats

Cogburn
by
Barack
Obama
and
Marbley
by
Bill
Clinton

but
President
Joe
Biden
was
unable
to
fill
those
seats.
That’s
because
of
the
“blue
slip”
tradition,
requiring
approval
for
judicial
nominees
from
home
state
senators.
However,
during
Trump’s
first
term
in
office,
the
GOP

abandoned
the
custom

in
order
to
stack
the
judiciary
with
far-right
acolytes.
Since
then,
Dems
have,
more
or
less,
stuck
with
the
system.
The
Democrats’
unwillingness
to
fight
fire
with
fire

severely
limited
 Biden’s
ability
to
counter
the
tremendous
influence
Trump
was
able
to
exert
in
his
first
term
as
president.
Though
the
number
of
judicial
appointees
Biden
shepherded
through
the
process
may
ultimately
wind
up
higher
than
Trump
I,
Biden
abandoned

valuable
appellate
court
seats

in
the
process.

So,
we’re
left
with
74-
and
70-year-olds
unable
to
semi-retire
lest
they
see
their
seats
in
the
hands
of
judges
who
would
undo
their
years
of
work.
Helluva
system.




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