You Give Up A Lot To Work For The Federal Judiciary – Above the Law

In
most
workplaces,
if
you
are
sexually
harassed,
your
first
course
of
action
is
to
seek
assistance
from
Human
Resources.
If
that
fails,
you
can
assert
your
right
to
a
safe
workplace,
free
from
discrimination
and
harassment,
under

Title
VII
of
the
Civil
Rights
Act
of
1964
.

But
the
antidiscrimination
laws
that
apply
to
the
rest
of
us,
do
not
apply
to
more
than
30,000
employees
of
the
federal
judiciary,
including
law
clerks
and

public
defenders
.
The
judiciary
would
prefer
you
not
dwell
on
that,
since
it
might
give
some
applicants
pause
before
applying
for
federal
clerkships.

This
week,
the
federal
judiciary’s
Office
of
Judicial
Integrity
(OJI)
will
host
their

now-annual

law
clerk
program
about
workplace
protections
for
federal
judiciary
employees.
OJI
is
an
office
within
the
Administrative
Office
of
the
U.S.
Courts
(AO)
created
in
the
wake
of
former
judge
Alex
Kozinski’s

resignation
.
This
could
be
a
short
program,
because
mistreated
clerks
have
a

very

short
list
of
options
available.

The
TL;DR?
The
judiciary’s
“alternative”
to
federal
antidiscrimination
protections,

Employee
Dispute
Resolution

(EDR),
lacks
standardization,
meaningful
remedies,
uniform
enforcement,
transparency,
and
metrics
for
success.
It
is
underutilized
because

it
is
ineffective
,
considering
the
judiciary
has
done

nothing

to
ensure
that
clerks
who
file
complaints
are
protected
against
retaliation
by
their
powerful
superiors.

In
light
of
what
will
likely
be
a
fact-light
and
misrepresentation-heavy
presentation,
it’s
important
to
remind
newly
minted
clerks
about
their
very
limited
options
if
they
are
mistreated
by
their
life-tenured,
unaccountable
bosses.

Much
has
changed
since
last
year’s
program.
Many
more
clerks
are
now
aware
of
the
limited
redress
available
to
them,
thanks
to
my
nonprofit,

The
Legal
Accountability
Project’s

(LAP),
law
school
programming,
thought
leadership,
robust
social
media
presence,
and
national
resources.
At
nearly
all
of
the

more
than
50
LAP
events

I’ve
done
over
the
past
two
years,
I’ve
discussed
why
EDR
and
the

Judicial
Conduct
&
Disability

(“JC&D”)
Act
fall
short
of
basic
workplace
standards.

What
else
is
different?

In
July,
former
Alaska
federal
judge
Joshua
Kindred

resigned
in
scandal
,
after
a
20-month
Judicial
Council
investigation
revealed
appalling
abuse
and
sexual
harassment
in
his
chambers.
Yet
this
was
not
a
total
victory:
during
the
lengthy
investigation,
the
judiciary

did
nothing

to
protect
Kindred’s
clerks
from
continued
mistreatment,
or
from

retaliation
for
participating

in
the
investigation,
such
as
reassigning
them
to
a
different
judge.

Then,
back-to-back
reports
were
published
by
the

Federal
Judicial
Center
and
National
Academy
of
Public
Administration
,
and
by
the

U.S.
Government
Accountability
Office
,
underscoring

significant

flaws
in
the
EDR
Plan.
These
include
a
lack
of
standardization,
transparency,
data
collection
and
reporting,
metrics
for
success,
and
training
for
judiciary
points
of
contact,
including
EDR
Coordinators
and
Directors
of
Workplace
Relations
(DWRs)
tasked
with
enforcing
the
EDR
Plan.

Then,
in
September,

Congress
reintroduced
the
Judiciary
Accountability
Act
(JAA),

legislation
that
will

finally

extend
Title
VII
and
whistleblower
retaliation
protections
to
more
than
30,000
federal
judiciary
employees.
The
JAA
will
also
standardize
EDR
plans;
revise
the
judicial
complaint
process;
create
multiple
confidential
reporting
channels
for
clerks;
and
require
the
judiciary
to
collect
and
report
annual
data
on
demographics
of
clerk
hiring,
a
workplace
culture
assessment,
outcomes
of
judicial
misconduct
complaints,
and
metrics
on
employees’
use
of
the
EDR
Plan

since
quantifying
the
scope
of
these
problems
is
the
first
step
toward
crafting
effective
solutions.

And,
of
course,
thousands
of
students
and
now-clerks
have
benefited
from
LAP’s

Centralized
Clerkships
Database


Glassdoor
for
Judges
”—a
repository
of
more
than
1,400
candid
reviews
about
nearly
1,000
federal
and
state
judges
that
pulls
back
the
curtain
for
applicants
on
judges’
management
style,
chambers
culture,
and
workplace
conduct.

Students,
and
clerks
who
are
applying
for
another
clerkship,
do
not
need
to
sit
through
a
lecture
on
hollow
workplace
“protections.”
They
can
log
into

LAP’s
database

right
now
and
find
out
which
judges
create
positive
work
environments,
and
which
ones
do
not.

Sadly,
the
federal
judiciary

particularly
the
AO
and
the
Judicial
Conference,
but
some
individual
judges,
too

are
unmoved
by
these
developments
and
by
the
increasingly
vocal
calls
for
accountability
and
transparency
in
their
ranks.
They
have
made

no

changes
in
the
wake
of
Kindred’s
resignation,
nor
following
these
EDR
reports

in
fact,
they
stonewalled
investigators
trying
to
collect
information
for
the
reports.

If
this
OJI
program
is
anything
like
last
year’s,
they
will
cover
what
they’ve
referred
to
as
“The
4
P’s:
People,
Policies,
Process,
and
Procedures.”
So,
let’s
break
them
down.


People

The
federal
judiciary
is
not
sending
their
best
people
to
prevent
judges
from
sexually
harassing
law
clerks.

The

Office
of
Judicial
Integrity

appears
to
be

one
person
.
An
office
ostensibly
tasked
with
overseeing
the

entire

federal
judiciary’s
law
clerk
issues
in
94
district
courts
and
13
federal
circuit
courts,
for
more
than
1,000
federal
judges,
each
of
whom
supervise
between
two
and
four
law
clerks
annually
(several
thousand
clerks
total),
should
be
more
robustly
staffed.

Most
federal
circuits
have
a

Director
of
Workplace
Relations

(the
8th
and
10th
circuits
share
one,
though
there
are
enough
issues
that
every
circuit
needs
its
own
DWR).
And
every
court
has
at
least
one
EDR
coordinator.

Some
mistreated
clerks
turn
to
circuit
DWR
for
“informal
advice,”
the
most-utilized
aspect
of
the
EDR
Plan.
Unfortunately,
DWRs
and
EDR
coordinators

do
not
possess

the
necessary
formal
training
on
human
resources,
employee
workplace
issues,
or
antidiscrimination
law,
nor
are
they
required
to
be
licensed
attorneys,
even
though
they
advise
clerks
on

legal
issues
.

I’ve
heard
from
clerks
that
judiciary
points
of
contact

dissuaded
them

from
filing
complaints
against
judges,
advising
that
their
allegations
did
not
rise
to
the
level
of
abusive
conduct
or
that
there
were
not
enough
co-clerk
complainants
for
them
to
be
successful,
even
though

they
are
not
qualified
to
make
these
determinations
.


Policies

A
mistreated
clerk
can
file
an
EDR
complaint,
JC&D
Act
complaint,
or
both.
EDR
is
a
wholly
internal
dispute
resolution
mechanism
that
allegedly
offers
a
modicum
of
redress
for
clerks,
whereas
the
JC&D
Act
is
the
disciplinary
process
for
judges
who
engage
in
misconduct.

EDR
would
be
a
toothless,
sorry
excuse
for
an
option
if
it
were
one
of
several
options
available.
For
judiciary
employees,

this
is
their
only
option
.
EDR
has
been
described
by
attorneys
who
represented
clerks
in
the
process
as
a
“kangaroo
court”
that
“lacks
even
the
appearance
of
impartiality
or
due
process.”

That’s
why
former
federal
public
defender
Caryn
Devins
Strickland
is

suing
the
federal
judiciary

right
now
for
mishandling
her
sexual
harassment
complaint,
alleging
the
EDR
Plan
violates
her
due
process
rights
and
is
both
facially
unfair
and
unfair
as
applied
to
her.

Why
is
EDR
such
a
sham
process?

First,
the
only
available
remedy,
in
reality,
is
reassignment
to
a
different
judge.
Unlike
a
Title
VII
complaint,
no
monetary
remedies
are
available
through
EDR,
even
for
clerks
who
were
terminated
and
struggle
to
find
new
employment.

Second,
fellow
judges
in
the
courthouse
where
the
mistreated
clerk
and
respondent
judge
work
preside
over
EDR.
Yet
judges
are
unable
or
unwilling
to
impartially
judge
their
colleagues’
misconduct.

Third,
it’s
a
byzantine
process.
Far
too
little
is
put
in
writing,
which
is
almost
certainly
by
design,
considering
how
much
the
judiciary
enjoys
expounding
in
writing.
Too
much
is
left
to
the
discretion
of
individual
presiding
judicial
officers
(the
judge’s
colleagues).
And
every
circuit’s
plan
is
a
bit
different.

As
if
this
weren’t
bad
enough,
only
26%
of
U.S.
courts’
websites
provide
all
necessary
information
about
workplace
conduct,
and
11%
contain

no
workplace
conduct
information
at
all
,
meaning
employees
are
not
properly
informed
of
their
rights.

Importantly,
clerks
engaging
in
EDR
should
hire
attorneys
to
assist.
Clerks
are
not
employment
law
experts.
Yet
clerks
and
public
defenders
struggle
to
find
legal
representation
because
most
attorneys
in
their
jurisdictions
are
“conflicted
out,”
because
they
do
not
want
to
go
up
against
judges
in
the
jurisdiction
where
they
practice.

Clerks
are
young,
recent
law
graduates
in
their
first
legal
job.
Yet
the
judiciary
puts
the
onus
on

them

to
figure
out
their
rights
and
how
to
enforce
them,
forcing
a
mistreated
clerk
to
play
the
role
of
civil
rights
investigator
and
employment
counselor.
If
Title
VII
applied
to
the
judiciary,
the
onus
would
be
on
the

employer

to
ensure
employees’
rights
are
protected.

If
the
judiciary
actually
wanted
EDR
to
work
for
clerks

and
wanted
clerks
to
utilize
the
plan

they
would
provide
them
with
legal
counsel.
They
would
also
incorporate
monetary
remedies
into
EDR,
so
employment
attorneys
could
represent
clerks
on
a
contingency
fee
basis,
and
at
least
get
paid
if
successful.

A
clerk
can
also
file
a
JC&D
Act
complaint.
However,
a
negligible
number
of
complaints
(typically
fewer
than
10
annually)
are
filed,
because
clerks
are
not
legally
protected
against
retaliation.

If
the
judiciary
wanted
these
processes
to
work

for
clerks
to
file
complaints,
and
to
root
out
misconduct

they
would
support
the
JAA,
which
would
extend
whistleblower
protections
against
retaliation
and
revise
the
EDR
Plan.
The
AO
and
Judicial
Conference
oppose
the
JAA,
apparently
signaling
a
belief
that
judges
are
above
the
laws
they
interpret.


Processes
And
Procedures

A
process
that
relies
on
subordinates

fresh-out-of-law-school
clerks,
in
their
first
legal
jobs,
totally
dependent
on
judges
for
references
and
career
advancement

to
report
on
their
life-tenured,
powerful
superiors,
does
not
and
will
not
work,
unless
clerks
are
legally
protected
against
retaliation
under
Title
VII.

Yet
the
judiciary
refuses
to
even

collect
and
report
data
,
publicly
and
to
Congress,
on
employees’
use
of
the
EDR
Plan.
So,
we
can
rely
only
on
anecdotal
data
provided
to
LAP
about
the
EDR
Plan.

The
landscape
is
bleak.
Judiciary
points
of
contact
are
described
as
“useless”
and
“unsympathetic”
to
clerk
concerns.
Clerks
tell
me
they
have
not
and
would
not
report
misconduct
to
the
federal
judiciary
because
they
believe
their
concerns
will
not
be
taken
seriously
nor
meaningfully
resolved
in
a
way
that
protects
them
from
retaliation
and
holds
their
abusive
bosses
accountable.
When
the
stakes
are
high,
and
the
likelihood
of
success
is
low,
clerks
wonder,
why
stick
their
necks
out?


Protections

Perhaps
the
AO
intended
to
lump
a
fifth
“P”

protections

into
one
of
these
categories.
What
workplace
protections
exist
for
clerks?
None.
The
federal
judiciary
is
exempt
from
Title
VII
of
the
Civil
Rights
Act,
as
well
as
the
Americans
with
Disabilities
Act
(ADA),
Rehabilitation
Act,
and
Age
Discrimination
Act.
If
you
are
harassed,
discriminated
against,
wrongfully
terminated,
or
retaliated
against
by
a
federal
judge,
you
cannot
sue
and
seek
damages
for
harms
done
to
your
career,
reputation,
and
future
earning
potential.

In
practice,
judges
can
refuse
to
hire
disabled
clerks,
refuse
to
accommodate
their
disabilities,
or
fire
them
rather
than
accommodate
them.

Judges
can
fire
clerks
without
cause.
They
can
give
retaliatory
negative
references
if
clerks
speak
up
about
mistreatment.
They
can
derail
clerks’
careers.
All
with
impunity.

Strangely,
sometimes
the
judiciary
suggests
that
Title
VII
protections
might
apply
to
them.
Here
is
a
direct
quote
from
one
of
last
year’s
OJI
program
slides:

“Judiciary
policy
protects
employees
(including
law
clerks)
from
conduct
that
would
violate
the
following
federal
laws:

Title
VII
of
the
Civil
Rights
Act
of
1964

Age
Discrimination
in
Employment
Act

Americans
With
Disabilities
Act

Family
and
Medical
Leave
Act…”


What
does
this
mean?

This
obfuscation
is
by
design.

But
this
is
not
the
first
time
the
judiciary
asserted
Title
VII
already
applies
to
them:
in
2022

congressional
testimony
,
the
judiciary
co-chairs
of
the
Workplace
Conduct
Working
Group
made
a
similar
assertion
to
signal
opposition
to
the
JAA.

If
the
lack
of
P’s

policy,
protection,
process,
and
procedure

sounds
dire,
it
should.
I
have
spent
the
past
several
years
attempting
to
engage
with
the
federal
judiciary,
using
both
carrots
and
sticks.
I
have
also
invested
hundreds
of
hours
counseling
clerks
on
their
limited
options
for
redress;
and
have
reviewed
thousands
of
clerkship
experience
surveys
from
clerks
nationwide.
Misconduct
in
the
federal
judiciary

and
their
disinterest,
or
lack
of
urgency,
in
addressing
it

is
a
five-alarm
fire.

We
have
seen
nothing
but
window-dressing
changes
to
court
policies
over
the
past
decade.
We
owe
it
to
the
next
generation
of
attorneys
to
be
honest
about
challenges
clerks
face.
To
say
anything
less
would
be
a
disservice
to
the
thousands
of
eager
recent
graduates
embarking
on
careers
within
the
federal
judiciary,
as
well
as
to
the
thousands
of
law
students
applying
for
these
prestigious
positions
without
informed
consent
about
the
work
environment.

Policies
that
are
not
enforceable

or,
not
enforced

are
meaningless.
The
judiciary
leans
heavily
on
good
faith,
touting
codes
of
conduct
for
judges
and
clerks
that
are
little
more
than
suggested
conduct.

Yet
judges
are
almost
never
held
accountable.
Clerks
rarely
file
complaints.
Complaints
are
rarely
investigated.
Judges
are
rarely
disciplined.
Even
then,
remedial
measures
are
“voluntary”
and
the
judiciary

makes
every
effort
to
shield
judges
from
accountability
.

In
light
of
this,
here
are
some
questions
I
would
ask
OJI
at
this
presentation:

  1. How
    are
    clerks
    who
    file
    complaints
    protected
    against
    retaliation?
    Can
    you
    provide
    specific
    examples
    about
    how
    a
    clerk
    is
    protected
    when
    applying
    for
    post-clerkship
    jobs
    where
    the
    judge
    might
    be
    contacted
    as
    a
    reference?
  2. How
    many
    clerks
    in
    my
    circuit
    used
    the
    EDR
    Plan
    last
    year?
    How
    many
    were
    successfully
    reassigned?
    What
    are
    the
    most
    common
    outcomes
    in
    EDR?

The
judiciary
seems
to
believe
retaliation
does
not
happen
(have
they
met
me?
),
so
they
probably
won’t
answer
Question
1.
And
since
they
allegedly
does
not
keep
track
of
EDR
data
and,
to
the
extent
they
do,
claim
they
cannot
disclose
anonymized
trends
while
protecting
clerk
confidentiality,
they’ll
probably
evade
Question
2.

There
has
never
been
a
more
important
time
for
the
federal
judiciary
to
take
these
issues
seriously.
Yet
by
stonewalling
investigators
and
Congress,
continuing
to
tout
a
dispute
resolution
process
that
is
clearly
ineffective
and
has
engendered
a

high-profile
lawsuit
,
and
opposing
reform
efforts,
they
signal
total
disregard
for
the
welfare
of
clerks.

It’s
the
height
of
injustice
that
law
clerks,
the
public
servants
who
support
the
daily
functioning
of
our
courts,
lack
basic
workplace
protections.

That

should
be
key
the
takeaway
from
any
federal
judiciary
workplace
conduct
presentation.




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President
and
Founder
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aimed
at
ensuring
that
law
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have
positive
clerkship
experiences,
while
extending
support
and
resources
to
those
who
do
not.
She
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You Give Up A Lot To Work For The Federal Judiciary – Above the Law

In
most
workplaces,
if
you
are
sexually
harassed,
your
first
course
of
action
is
to
seek
assistance
from
Human
Resources.
If
that
fails,
you
can
assert
your
right
to
a
safe
workplace,
free
from
discrimination
and
harassment,
under

Title
VII
of
the
Civil
Rights
Act
of
1964
.

But
the
antidiscrimination
laws
that
apply
to
the
rest
of
us,
do
not
apply
to
more
than
30,000
employees
of
the
federal
judiciary,
including
law
clerks
and

public
defenders
.
The
judiciary
would
prefer
you
not
dwell
on
that,
since
it
might
give
some
applicants
pause
before
applying
for
federal
clerkships.

This
week,
the
federal
judiciary’s
Office
of
Judicial
Integrity
(OJI)
will
host
their

now-annual

law
clerk
program
about
workplace
protections
for
federal
judiciary
employees.
OJI
is
an
office
within
the
Administrative
Office
of
the
U.S.
Courts
(AO)
created
in
the
wake
of
former
judge
Alex
Kozinski’s

resignation
.
This
could
be
a
short
program,
because
mistreated
clerks
have
a

very

short
list
of
options
available.

The
TL;DR?
The
judiciary’s
“alternative”
to
federal
antidiscrimination
protections,

Employee
Dispute
Resolution

(EDR),
lacks
standardization,
meaningful
remedies,
uniform
enforcement,
transparency,
and
metrics
for
success.
It
is
underutilized
because

it
is
ineffective
,
considering
the
judiciary
has
done

nothing

to
ensure
that
clerks
who
file
complaints
are
protected
against
retaliation
by
their
powerful
superiors.

In
light
of
what
will
likely
be
a
fact-light
and
misrepresentation-heavy
presentation,
it’s
important
to
remind
newly
minted
clerks
about
their
very
limited
options
if
they
are
mistreated
by
their
life-tenured,
unaccountable
bosses.

Much
has
changed
since
last
year’s
program.
Many
more
clerks
are
now
aware
of
the
limited
redress
available
to
them,
thanks
to
my
nonprofit,

The
Legal
Accountability
Project’s

(LAP),
law
school
programming,
thought
leadership,
robust
social
media
presence,
and
national
resources.
At
nearly
all
of
the

more
than
50
LAP
events

I’ve
done
over
the
past
two
years,
I’ve
discussed
why
EDR
and
the

Judicial
Conduct
&
Disability

(“JC&D”)
Act
fall
short
of
basic
workplace
standards.

What
else
is
different?

In
July,
former
Alaska
federal
judge
Joshua
Kindred

resigned
in
scandal
,
after
a
20-month
Judicial
Council
investigation
revealed
appalling
abuse
and
sexual
harassment
in
his
chambers.
Yet
this
was
not
a
total
victory:
during
the
lengthy
investigation,
the
judiciary

did
nothing

to
protect
Kindred’s
clerks
from
continued
mistreatment,
or
from

retaliation
for
participating

in
the
investigation,
such
as
reassigning
them
to
a
different
judge.

Then,
back-to-back
reports
were
published
by
the

Federal
Judicial
Center
and
National
Academy
of
Public
Administration
,
and
by
the

U.S.
Government
Accountability
Office
,
underscoring

significant

flaws
in
the
EDR
Plan.
These
include
a
lack
of
standardization,
transparency,
data
collection
and
reporting,
metrics
for
success,
and
training
for
judiciary
points
of
contact,
including
EDR
Coordinators
and
Directors
of
Workplace
Relations
(DWRs)
tasked
with
enforcing
the
EDR
Plan.

Then,
in
September,

Congress
reintroduced
the
Judiciary
Accountability
Act
(JAA),

legislation
that
will

finally

extend
Title
VII
and
whistleblower
retaliation
protections
to
more
than
30,000
federal
judiciary
employees.
The
JAA
will
also
standardize
EDR
plans;
revise
the
judicial
complaint
process;
create
multiple
confidential
reporting
channels
for
clerks;
and
require
the
judiciary
to
collect
and
report
annual
data
on
demographics
of
clerk
hiring,
a
workplace
culture
assessment,
outcomes
of
judicial
misconduct
complaints,
and
metrics
on
employees’
use
of
the
EDR
Plan

since
quantifying
the
scope
of
these
problems
is
the
first
step
toward
crafting
effective
solutions.

And,
of
course,
thousands
of
students
and
now-clerks
have
benefited
from
LAP’s

Centralized
Clerkships
Database


Glassdoor
for
Judges
”—a
repository
of
more
than
1,400
candid
reviews
about
nearly
1,000
federal
and
state
judges
that
pulls
back
the
curtain
for
applicants
on
judges’
management
style,
chambers
culture,
and
workplace
conduct.

Students,
and
clerks
who
are
applying
for
another
clerkship,
do
not
need
to
sit
through
a
lecture
on
hollow
workplace
“protections.”
They
can
log
into

LAP’s
database

right
now
and
find
out
which
judges
create
positive
work
environments,
and
which
ones
do
not.

Sadly,
the
federal
judiciary

particularly
the
AO
and
the
Judicial
Conference,
but
some
individual
judges,
too

are
unmoved
by
these
developments
and
by
the
increasingly
vocal
calls
for
accountability
and
transparency
in
their
ranks.
They
have
made

no

changes
in
the
wake
of
Kindred’s
resignation,
nor
following
these
EDR
reports

in
fact,
they
stonewalled
investigators
trying
to
collect
information
for
the
reports.

If
this
OJI
program
is
anything
like
last
year’s,
they
will
cover
what
they’ve
referred
to
as
“The
4
P’s:
People,
Policies,
Process,
and
Procedures.”
So,
let’s
break
them
down.


People

The
federal
judiciary
is
not
sending
their
best
people
to
prevent
judges
from
sexually
harassing
law
clerks.

The

Office
of
Judicial
Integrity

appears
to
be

one
person
.
An
office
ostensibly
tasked
with
overseeing
the

entire

federal
judiciary’s
law
clerk
issues
in
94
district
courts
and
13
federal
circuit
courts,
for
more
than
1,000
federal
judges,
each
of
whom
supervise
between
two
and
four
law
clerks
annually
(several
thousand
clerks
total),
should
be
more
robustly
staffed.

Most
federal
circuits
have
a

Director
of
Workplace
Relations

(the
8th
and
10th
circuits
share
one,
though
there
are
enough
issues
that
every
circuit
needs
its
own
DWR).
And
every
court
has
at
least
one
EDR
coordinator.

Some
mistreated
clerks
turn
to
circuit
DWR
for
“informal
advice,”
the
most-utilized
aspect
of
the
EDR
Plan.
Unfortunately,
DWRs
and
EDR
coordinators

do
not
possess

the
necessary
formal
training
on
human
resources,
employee
workplace
issues,
or
antidiscrimination
law,
nor
are
they
required
to
be
licensed
attorneys,
even
though
they
advise
clerks
on

legal
issues
.

I’ve
heard
from
clerks
that
judiciary
points
of
contact

dissuaded
them

from
filing
complaints
against
judges,
advising
that
their
allegations
did
not
rise
to
the
level
of
abusive
conduct
or
that
there
were
not
enough
co-clerk
complainants
for
them
to
be
successful,
even
though

they
are
not
qualified
to
make
these
determinations
.


Policies

A
mistreated
clerk
can
file
an
EDR
complaint,
JC&D
Act
complaint,
or
both.
EDR
is
a
wholly
internal
dispute
resolution
mechanism
that
allegedly
offers
a
modicum
of
redress
for
clerks,
whereas
the
JC&D
Act
is
the
disciplinary
process
for
judges
who
engage
in
misconduct.

EDR
would
be
a
toothless,
sorry
excuse
for
an
option
if
it
were
one
of
several
options
available.
For
judiciary
employees,

this
is
their
only
option
.
EDR
has
been
described
by
attorneys
who
represented
clerks
in
the
process
as
a
“kangaroo
court”
that
“lacks
even
the
appearance
of
impartiality
or
due
process.”

That’s
why
former
federal
public
defender
Caryn
Devins
Strickland
is

suing
the
federal
judiciary

right
now
for
mishandling
her
sexual
harassment
complaint,
alleging
the
EDR
Plan
violates
her
due
process
rights
and
is
both
facially
unfair
and
unfair
as
applied
to
her.

Why
is
EDR
such
a
sham
process?

First,
the
only
available
remedy,
in
reality,
is
reassignment
to
a
different
judge.
Unlike
a
Title
VII
complaint,
no
monetary
remedies
are
available
through
EDR,
even
for
clerks
who
were
terminated
and
struggle
to
find
new
employment.

Second,
fellow
judges
in
the
courthouse
where
the
mistreated
clerk
and
respondent
judge
work
preside
over
EDR.
Yet
judges
are
unable
or
unwilling
to
impartially
judge
their
colleagues’
misconduct.

Third,
it’s
a
byzantine
process.
Far
too
little
is
put
in
writing,
which
is
almost
certainly
by
design,
considering
how
much
the
judiciary
enjoys
expounding
in
writing.
Too
much
is
left
to
the
discretion
of
individual
presiding
judicial
officers
(the
judge’s
colleagues).
And
every
circuit’s
plan
is
a
bit
different.

As
if
this
weren’t
bad
enough,
only
26%
of
U.S.
courts’
websites
provide
all
necessary
information
about
workplace
conduct,
and
11%
contain

no
workplace
conduct
information
at
all
,
meaning
employees
are
not
properly
informed
of
their
rights.

Importantly,
clerks
engaging
in
EDR
should
hire
attorneys
to
assist.
Clerks
are
not
employment
law
experts.
Yet
clerks
and
public
defenders
struggle
to
find
legal
representation
because
most
attorneys
in
their
jurisdictions
are
“conflicted
out,”
because
they
do
not
want
to
go
up
against
judges
in
the
jurisdiction
where
they
practice.

Clerks
are
young,
recent
law
graduates
in
their
first
legal
job.
Yet
the
judiciary
puts
the
onus
on

them

to
figure
out
their
rights
and
how
to
enforce
them,
forcing
a
mistreated
clerk
to
play
the
role
of
civil
rights
investigator
and
employment
counselor.
If
Title
VII
applied
to
the
judiciary,
the
onus
would
be
on
the

employer

to
ensure
employees’
rights
are
protected.

If
the
judiciary
actually
wanted
EDR
to
work
for
clerks

and
wanted
clerks
to
utilize
the
plan

they
would
provide
them
with
legal
counsel.
They
would
also
incorporate
monetary
remedies
into
EDR,
so
employment
attorneys
could
represent
clerks
on
a
contingency
fee
basis,
and
at
least
get
paid
if
successful.

A
clerk
can
also
file
a
JC&D
Act
complaint.
However,
a
negligible
number
of
complaints
(typically
fewer
than
10
annually)
are
filed,
because
clerks
are
not
legally
protected
against
retaliation.

If
the
judiciary
wanted
these
processes
to
work

for
clerks
to
file
complaints,
and
to
root
out
misconduct

they
would
support
the
JAA,
which
would
extend
whistleblower
protections
against
retaliation
and
revise
the
EDR
Plan.
The
AO
and
Judicial
Conference
oppose
the
JAA,
apparently
signaling
a
belief
that
judges
are
above
the
laws
they
interpret.


Processes
And
Procedures

A
process
that
relies
on
subordinates

fresh-out-of-law-school
clerks,
in
their
first
legal
jobs,
totally
dependent
on
judges
for
references
and
career
advancement

to
report
on
their
life-tenured,
powerful
superiors,
does
not
and
will
not
work,
unless
clerks
are
legally
protected
against
retaliation
under
Title
VII.

Yet
the
judiciary
refuses
to
even

collect
and
report
data
,
publicly
and
to
Congress,
on
employees’
use
of
the
EDR
Plan.
So,
we
can
rely
only
on
anecdotal
data
provided
to
LAP
about
the
EDR
Plan.

The
landscape
is
bleak.
Judiciary
points
of
contact
are
described
as
“useless”
and
“unsympathetic”
to
clerk
concerns.
Clerks
tell
me
they
have
not
and
would
not
report
misconduct
to
the
federal
judiciary
because
they
believe
their
concerns
will
not
be
taken
seriously
nor
meaningfully
resolved
in
a
way
that
protects
them
from
retaliation
and
holds
their
abusive
bosses
accountable.
When
the
stakes
are
high,
and
the
likelihood
of
success
is
low,
clerks
wonder,
why
stick
their
necks
out?


Protections

Perhaps
the
AO
intended
to
lump
a
fifth
“P”

protections

into
one
of
these
categories.
What
workplace
protections
exist
for
clerks?
None.
The
federal
judiciary
is
exempt
from
Title
VII
of
the
Civil
Rights
Act,
as
well
as
the
Americans
with
Disabilities
Act
(ADA),
Rehabilitation
Act,
and
Age
Discrimination
Act.
If
you
are
harassed,
discriminated
against,
wrongfully
terminated,
or
retaliated
against
by
a
federal
judge,
you
cannot
sue
and
seek
damages
for
harms
done
to
your
career,
reputation,
and
future
earning
potential.

In
practice,
judges
can
refuse
to
hire
disabled
clerks,
refuse
to
accommodate
their
disabilities,
or
fire
them
rather
than
accommodate
them.

Judges
can
fire
clerks
without
cause.
They
can
give
retaliatory
negative
references
if
clerks
speak
up
about
mistreatment.
They
can
derail
clerks’
careers.
All
with
impunity.

Strangely,
sometimes
the
judiciary
suggests
that
Title
VII
protections
might
apply
to
them.
Here
is
a
direct
quote
from
one
of
last
year’s
OJI
program
slides:

“Judiciary
policy
protects
employees
(including
law
clerks)
from
conduct
that
would
violate
the
following
federal
laws:

Title
VII
of
the
Civil
Rights
Act
of
1964

Age
Discrimination
in
Employment
Act

Americans
With
Disabilities
Act

Family
and
Medical
Leave
Act…”


What
does
this
mean?

This
obfuscation
is
by
design.

But
this
is
not
the
first
time
the
judiciary
asserted
Title
VII
already
applies
to
them:
in
2022

congressional
testimony
,
the
judiciary
co-chairs
of
the
Workplace
Conduct
Working
Group
made
a
similar
assertion
to
signal
opposition
to
the
JAA.

If
the
lack
of
P’s

policy,
protection,
process,
and
procedure

sounds
dire,
it
should.
I
have
spent
the
past
several
years
attempting
to
engage
with
the
federal
judiciary,
using
both
carrots
and
sticks.
I
have
also
invested
hundreds
of
hours
counseling
clerks
on
their
limited
options
for
redress;
and
have
reviewed
thousands
of
clerkship
experience
surveys
from
clerks
nationwide.
Misconduct
in
the
federal
judiciary

and
their
disinterest,
or
lack
of
urgency,
in
addressing
it

is
a
five-alarm
fire.

We
have
seen
nothing
but
window-dressing
changes
to
court
policies
over
the
past
decade.
We
owe
it
to
the
next
generation
of
attorneys
to
be
honest
about
challenges
clerks
face.
To
say
anything
less
would
be
a
disservice
to
the
thousands
of
eager
recent
graduates
embarking
on
careers
within
the
federal
judiciary,
as
well
as
to
the
thousands
of
law
students
applying
for
these
prestigious
positions
without
informed
consent
about
the
work
environment.

Policies
that
are
not
enforceable

or,
not
enforced

are
meaningless.
The
judiciary
leans
heavily
on
good
faith,
touting
codes
of
conduct
for
judges
and
clerks
that
are
little
more
than
suggested
conduct.

Yet
judges
are
almost
never
held
accountable.
Clerks
rarely
file
complaints.
Complaints
are
rarely
investigated.
Judges
are
rarely
disciplined.
Even
then,
remedial
measures
are
“voluntary”
and
the
judiciary

makes
every
effort
to
shield
judges
from
accountability
.

In
light
of
this,
here
are
some
questions
I
would
ask
OJI
at
this
presentation:

  1. How
    are
    clerks
    who
    file
    complaints
    protected
    against
    retaliation?
    Can
    you
    provide
    specific
    examples
    about
    how
    a
    clerk
    is
    protected
    when
    applying
    for
    post-clerkship
    jobs
    where
    the
    judge
    might
    be
    contacted
    as
    a
    reference?
  2. How
    many
    clerks
    in
    my
    circuit
    used
    the
    EDR
    Plan
    last
    year?
    How
    many
    were
    successfully
    reassigned?
    What
    are
    the
    most
    common
    outcomes
    in
    EDR?

The
judiciary
seems
to
believe
retaliation
does
not
happen
(have
they
met
me?
),
so
they
probably
won’t
answer
Question
1.
And
since
they
allegedly
does
not
keep
track
of
EDR
data
and,
to
the
extent
they
do,
claim
they
cannot
disclose
anonymized
trends
while
protecting
clerk
confidentiality,
they’ll
probably
evade
Question
2.

There
has
never
been
a
more
important
time
for
the
federal
judiciary
to
take
these
issues
seriously.
Yet
by
stonewalling
investigators
and
Congress,
continuing
to
tout
a
dispute
resolution
process
that
is
clearly
ineffective
and
has
engendered
a

high-profile
lawsuit
,
and
opposing
reform
efforts,
they
signal
total
disregard
for
the
welfare
of
clerks.

It’s
the
height
of
injustice
that
law
clerks,
the
public
servants
who
support
the
daily
functioning
of
our
courts,
lack
basic
workplace
protections.

That

should
be
key
the
takeaway
from
any
federal
judiciary
workplace
conduct
presentation.




Aliza
Shatzman
is
the
President
and
Founder
of 
The
Legal
Accountability
Project
,
a
nonprofit
aimed
at
ensuring
that
law
clerks
have
positive
clerkship
experiences,
while
extending
support
and
resources
to
those
who
do
not.
She
regularly
writes
and
speaks
about
judicial
accountability
and
clerkships.
Reach
out
to
her
via
email
at 
[email protected] and
follow
her
on
Twitter
@AlizaShatzman.

Looks Like Logic Games Really Did Gatekeep The LSAT – Above the Law

Quick,
what
does
being
really
good
at
sudoku
have
to
do
with
being
able
to
study
the
law?
Now
that
logic
games
don’t
factor
into
the
LSAT
anymore,
not
much
at
all!
That
welcome
realization
may
be
the
reason
behind
why
this
year’s
cohort
of
LSAT
takers
is
so
big.

Reuters

has
coverage:

This
year’s
law
school
admission
cycle
is
off
to
a
strong
start
with
a
26%
increase
in
the
number
of
people
applying
for
a
spot
next
fall
compared
with
this
time
last
year,
while
the
number
of
applications
sent
to
schools
is
up
37%.

Another
reason
for
the
sharp
increase
early
on
may
be
due
to
the
removal
of
the
so-called
logic
games
from
the
LSAT
in
August,
as
people
rushed
to
take
the
new
version
of
the
test,
said
law
school
admissions
consultant
Mike
Spivey.
Logic
games,
which
involved
mind-bending
hypotheticals,
were
considered
by
many
to
be
the
most
difficult
section
of
the
LSAT,
and
the
council
opted
to
eliminate
them
following
a
2019
settlement
with
two
blind
LSAT
takers
who
claimed
they
violated
the
Americans
with
Disabilities
Act.

The
logic
games
section
going
the
way
of
the
Dodo
isn’t
the
only
factor
in
this
year’s
strong
start:
we
need
foot
soldiers
to

fight
the
draconian
laws
preventing
routine
healthcare

and
face
an
election
where
both
parties
say
its
outcome
will
determine
the
nation’s
future.
Those
things
alone
can

drive
people
to
pick
up
horn
books
.
But
removing
those
annoying
deduction
puzzles
that
rarely
have
any
bearing
on
the
preparation
or
practice
of
being
a
lawyer
is
no
small
feat.

Congratulations
to
all
of
the
aspiring
lawyers
who
completed
the
LSAT!
Another
question:
now
that
the
logic
games
are
gone,
will
a
significant
number
of
law
school
applicants
even
bother
taking
the
GRE
to
go
to
law
school?
Time
will
tell.


Law
School
Applicant
Numbers
Surge,
End
Of
LSAT
Logic
Games
Is
Possible
Factor

[Reuters]


Earlier:


LSAC
Will
Eliminate
Logic
Games
From
LSAT
In
2024!



Chris
Williams
became
a
social
media
manager
and
assistant
editor
for
Above
the
Law
in
June
2021.
Prior
to
joining
the
staff,
he
moonlighted
as
a
minor
Memelord™
in
the
Facebook
group Law
School
Memes
for
Edgy
T14s
.
 He
endured
Missouri
long
enough
to
graduate
from
Washington
University
in
St.
Louis
School
of
Law.
He
is
a
former
boatbuilder
who
cannot
swim, a
published
author
on
critical
race
theory,
philosophy,
and
humor
,
and
has
a
love
for
cycling
that
occasionally
annoys
his
peers.
You
can
reach
him
by
email
at [email protected] and
by
tweet
at @WritesForRent.

Morning Docket: 10.23.24 – Above the Law

*
Law
school
applications
are
up
and
some
suggest
it
might
be
due
to
the
end
of
the
logic
games
section.
Look,
logic
games
were
dumb
but
if
the
thing
holding
you
back
from
applying
to
law
school
was
not
wanting
to
deal
with
one
LSAT
section
then
maybe
law
school
isn’t
your
bag.
[Reuters]

*
Wait,
the
former
CEO
of
a
company
that
marketed
itself
with
shirtless
teenagers
might
be
involved
in
sex
trafficking?
[Law360]

*
Firms
need
to
tell
the
truth
about
which
partners
are
on
salary.
[Law.com]

*
Law
professor
files
ethics
complaint
against
former
legal
counsel.
[Columbia
Daily
Spectator
]

*
Georgia
Supreme
Court
tosses
contempt
ruling
against
Young
Thug
attorney.
[AJC]

*
UK
firms
have
upped
billable
rates
by
40
percent
over
the
last
five
years.
[LegalCheek]

*
Lawyers
donate
$27
million
to
Harris
over
the
last
two
months.
Sadly
it
did
not
stop
the
fundraising
emails
in
their
inboxes.
[Bloomberg
Law
News
]

#1 In His Mind, But Not Where It Counts – See Also – Above the Law

*
Law
school
applications
are
up
and
some
suggest
it
might
be
due
to
the
end
of
the
logic
games
section.
Look,
logic
games
were
dumb
but
if
the
thing
holding
you
back
from
applying
to
law
school
was
not
wanting
to
deal
with
one
LSAT
section
then
maybe
law
school
isn’t
your
bag.
[Reuters]

*
Wait,
the
former
CEO
of
a
company
that
marketed
itself
with
shirtless
teenagers
might
be
involved
in
sex
trafficking?
[Law360]

*
Firms
need
to
tell
the
truth
about
which
partners
are
on
salary.
[Law.com]

*
Law
professor
files
ethics
complaint
against
former
legal
counsel.
[Columbia
Daily
Spectator
]

*
Georgia
Supreme
Court
tosses
contempt
ruling
against
Young
Thug
attorney.
[AJC]

*
UK
firms
have
upped
billable
rates
by
40
percent
over
the
last
five
years.
[LegalCheek]

*
Lawyers
donate
$27
million
to
Harris
over
the
last
two
months.
Sadly
it
did
not
stop
the
fundraising
emails
in
their
inboxes.
[Bloomberg
Law
News
]

Litera’s Former CEO Returns to that Role, As Current CEO Moves Into Temporary Advisory Role


When


Avaneesh
Marwaha


stepped
down
as
CEO
of
legal
tech
company Litera
in
2022,
becoming
chairman
of
the
company’s
board
of
directors,
it
was
a

surprise
to
many
in
the
legal
technology
community

Now
Marwaha
and
Litera
have
another
surprise:
He
has
returned
as
CEO
“to
lead
the
company
through
the
next
chapter
of
integration
and
innovation,”
the
company
said
today.


The
woman
who
had
succeeded
him
as
CEO,


Sheryl
Hoskins
,
a
veteran
technology
executive,
will
continue
to
advise
the
Litera
board
through
the
end
of
2024,
the
company
said.




Related
LawNext
episodes:


I
asked
a
company
spokesperson
if
Hoskin’s
departure
was
her
decision
or
the
board’s.
He
replied:
“Sheryl,
the
board
and
Avaneesh
have
been
working
very
closely
together
for
the
past
two
years
to
achieve
operational
excellence
and
build
out
Litera’s
leadership
team.
This
was
a
decision
based
on
market
dynamics
and
what
we
believe
is
best
for
our
customers.
Sheryl
and
Avaneesh
will
continue
to
do
so
as
she
transitions
out
of
Litera.”

Redefining
the
Market

During
his
nearly
six
years
as
Litera
CEO,
from
2016
to
2022,
Marwaha
brought
about
almost
a
complete
transformation
of
the
company,
including
14
acquisitions
in
just
his
last
four
years
that
expanded
the
company
from
an
exclusive
focus
on
document
productivity
tools
to
a
much
broader
range
of
products
spanning
transaction
management,
due
diligence,
litigation,
and
firm
intelligence.


Sheryl
Hoskins

During
his
tenure,
the
company
grew
global
users
by
over
1,500%,
annual
revenue
by
1,200%,
and
headcount
from
85
employees
to
over
850
worldwide.

In
the
announcement
released
today,
the
company
said:
“His
industry
expertise
and
passion
for
driving
best-in-class
customer
experience
will
be
key
assets
in
Litera’s
next
chapter
of
growth
as
the
company
focuses
on
transforming
the
legal
experience.”

The
announcement
said
that
he
will
focus
on
optimizing
legal
workflows
with
enterprise-grade
solutions,
further
integrating
Gen
AI
into
Litera’s
product
ecosystem,
accelerating
user
adoption,
and
securing
a
foundation
of
innovation.

The
announcement
credited
outgoing
CEO
Hoskins
for
having
brought
a
focus
on
operational
excellence,
building
out
the
organization’s
leadership
team,
and
streamlining
Litera’s
processes,
product
portfolio
and
customer
support.

“I’m
proud
of
the
achievements
we’ve
accomplished
in
the
last
two
years
at
Litera,
putting
the
company
in
a
position
to
adapt
to
dynamic
shifts
in
the
legal
tech
market,”
Hoskins
said.

In
an

interview
I
conducted
with
Marwaha

when
he
moved
out
of
the
CEO
role,
he
said
that
he
believed
that
Litera,
under
his
leadership,
had
redefined
the
legal
tech
market
and
its
potential

both
for
investors
looking
to
get
into
the
market
and
for
startups
looking
to
launch
products.

“We’ve
built
a
lot
of
trust
in
the
marketplace
with
our
approach,
and
we’ve
given
a
lot
of
opportunities
to
startups
that
create
businesses
because
they
know
there
can
be
a
good
outcome
for
them,”
he
said.

“I
think
we’ve
taken
an
industry
that
may
not
have
always
been
looked
at
by
investors
as
a
place
that’s
investible,
and
I
think
we’ve
changed
that
and
shown
that,
look,
there’s
real
stuff
here.
The
legal
market’s
big
enough
and
it’s
exciting
and
firms
and
lawyers
are
looking
for
innovation
and
new
ways
of
doing
work.”

Biglaw Lobbying Practices Bracing For Change In White House – Above the Law



Ed.
note
:
Welcome
to
our
daily
feature,

Quote
of
the
Day
.


Regardless
of
what
happens
in
the
election,
there’s
going
to
be
a
change
in
the
White
House,
and
with
that,
in
the
case
of
Trump,
clearly
a
change
of
focus
and
direction.
In
the
case
of
Harris,
there
may
be
marginal
changes,
but
changes
nonetheless,
and
they
still
need
to
deal
with
some
of
these
big
issues
that
are
hanging
over,
like
the
expiration
of
all
these
tax
provisions
next
year
and
super
large
budget
deficits.
These
are
issues
that
are
really
maintaining
interest
in
Washington,
D.C.,
but
everybody
is
holding
their
breath
to
see
what
happens
in
two
weeks.





Will
Moschella
,
co-chair
of
Brownstein
Hyatt
Farber
Schreck’s
government
relations
department,
in
comments
given
to
the

National
Law
Journal
,
concerning
what
may
happen
in
the
lobbying
space
as
a
result
of
the
upcoming
presidential
election.
Moschella
went
on
to
say
that
a
“small
handful
of
our
clients”
were
taking
“a
wait
and
see
approach”
when
it
comes
to
the
election,
but
are
“prepared
to
re-engage
post-election.”
Brownstein
is
likely
to
see
a
record
lobbying
year
in
2024,
and
saw
$17
million
in
revenue
in
the
third
quarter.



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 is
a
senior
editor
at
Above
the
Law,
where
she’s
worked
since
2011.
She’d
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to
hear
from
you,
so
please
feel
free
to

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From Courtroom To Center Stage: How Legal Drama And Startup Chaos Fuel ‘Dirty Legal Secrets’ – Above the Law


When
law
meets
theater,
the
result
is
a
whirlwind
of
humor,
absurdity,
and
hard-hitting
truths.
In


“Dirty
Legal
Secrets:
Based
in
True
Startups,”


director
and
co-producer
Jianing
Zhao

fresh
from
law
school
graduation

melds
her
legal
expertise
with
her
passion
for
storytelling.
This
isn’t
just
another
startup
drama.
With
a
sharp
eye
for
the
intricacies
of
law,
tech,
and
gender
dynamics,
Zhao
brings
a
fresh,
comedic,
and
thought-provoking
look
at
the
real-world
chaos
behind
startup
culture.
I
sat
down
with
Jianing
to
explore
how
her
legal
training
shaped
the
play,
how
humor
exposes
the
truth,
and
why
representation
on
stage

and
behind
the
scenes

matters
now
more
than
ever.


Olga
V.
Mack:


Jianing,
thank
you
for
joining
me!
So
let’s
dive
right
in.


“Dirty
Legal
Secrets”


is
an
intriguing
title
for
a
play.
I
understand
you’re
fresh
out
of
Cornell
Law
and
just
took
the
bar
exam.
How
did
your
legal
training
inform
your
approach
to
directing
this
production?
Did
it
add
a
unique
flavor
to
how
you
shaped
the
play?


Jianing
Zhao
:
Absolutely,
Olga!
Directing
this
play
fresh
out
of
law
school
has
been
a
unique
experience.
I
studied
theater
in
undergrad
at
Princeton,
and
while
pursuing
my
JD
from
Cornell
Law,
I
co-founded
Cellunova
Productions
with
a
group
of
fellow
immigrant
artists
in
NYC

each
with
a
professional
background
outside
of
theater.
This
interdisciplinary
approach
is
what
makes
our
storytelling
multifaceted,
allowing
us
to
tackle
complex
social
issues
from
fresh
angles.


“Dirty
Legal
Secrets

is
the
fourth
professional
play
I
directed,
and
the
third
full
production
I
co-produced
at
Cellunova. 


Of
course,
my
legal
training
did
help
me
get
a
solid
grasp
of
Sarah’s
brilliant
script,
especially
when
it
comes
to
the
role
of
a
general
counsel
or
the
intricacies
of
confidentiality
rules
in
a
startup.
But
the
real
connection
between
law
and
theater
goes
beyond
that.
Both
disciplines
are
about
storytelling,
giving
voice
to
the
voiceless,
and
representing
the
underrepresented.
I
focus
on
balancing
humor
and
nuance,
making
sure
that
the
essence
of
the
characters
and
their
situations
come
through
authentically.
My
goal
was
to
ensure
that
the
audience
finds
both
laughter
and
deeper
reflections
on
the
true
stories
behind
these
characters.


OVM:


That’s
fascinating

especially
the
parallel
between
law
and
theater
as
tools
for
giving
a
voice
to
those
who
might
otherwise
go
unheard.
Speaking
of
balance,
legal
issues

particularly
in
startups

can
be
pretty
heavy
and
high-stakes.
How
do
you
keep
the
play
funny
while
dealing
with
such
serious
themes?
What
role
does
humor
play
in
revealing
truths
about
the
legal
profession?


JZ
:
Humor
is
essential!
It’s
such
a
powerful
tool
for
connecting
people.
Everyone
loves
a
good
laugh,
right?
More
importantly,
humor
puts
the
audience
in
a
relaxed,
receptive
mood,
which
helps
them
absorb
topics
they
might
otherwise
shy
away
from.
The
script,
based
on
real
stories,
highlights
funny,
crazy,
and
sometimes
troubling
situations
that
employees
have
encountered
in
both
law
and
tech
startups.


In
my
directing,
I
try
to
distinguish
the
somber
moments
from
the
more
absurd
comedic
ones.
I
guide
the
actors
to
reflect
on
why
their
characters
are
telling
these
stories
and
what
emotions
are
driving
them.
For
audience
members
with
a
legal
background,
I
want
these
moments
to
hit
close
to
home

the
frustrations
with
the
legal
system,
the
absurdities
we
all
know
too
well.
But
it’s
also
important
for
these
stories
to
feel
relatable
to
everyone,
regardless
of
their
professional
background.


We’ve
embraced
a
wide
array
of
comedic
styles

physical
comedy,
standup,
improv,
sketch,
and
even
audience
interactions.
With
creative
props
and
costumes,
we’ve
crafted
a
hilarious
and
thought-provoking
experience
for
anyone
who’s
ever
stepped
foot
into
a
workplace
or
hopes
to.
You
don’t
need
to
be
a
lawyer
to
laugh

or
to
learn
something
along
the
way.


OVM:


It
sounds
like
you’ve
created
a
show
that’s
both
hilarious
and
insightful,
which
is
no
small
feat.
Now,
both
you
and
your
team
have
experience
in
male-dominated
spaces
like
law
and
tech.
How
does
Dirty
Legal
Secrets”


address
the
gender
dynamics
or
social
issues
within
these
industries?


JZ
:
This
is
something
I
care
about
deeply.
Before
law
school,
I
worked
at
a
fintech
startup
where,
at
the
start,
I
was
the
only
woman
on
the
team.
It
could
feel
isolating,
and
I
wished
for
colleagues
or
mentors
who
shared
my
background.
Even
now,
as
we
both
know,
law
firms
are
still
struggling
with
diversity

fewer
than
5%
of
law
firm
partners
are
women
of
color,
according
to
NALP’s
2023
stats.


For
me,
representation
is
key.
It’s
not
just
about
telling
these
stories
on
stage

it’s
about
showing
up,
taking
up
space,
and
making
our
presence
known.
That’s
what
Dirty
Legal
Secrets

does.
The
script
addresses
problematic
gender
dynamics
in
law
and
tech,
but
we’ve
also
been
intentional
about
representation
in
our
production
process.
The
majority
of
our
cast
is
female
or
nonbinary,
as
well
as
people
of
color.
And
our
production
team
at
Cellunova
Productions?
Also
majority
women
of
color.


The
message
is
clear:
we’re
here,
we’re
speaking,
and
these
are
our
stories.
This
play
is
about
more
than
just
exposing
the
dirty
secrets
of
the
startup
world.
It’s
also
about
saying,
as
minorities
in
tech,
law,
and
theater

“Look
at
us.
Listen
to
us.
This
is
our
story.”


OVM:


I
love
that
message

so
powerful
and
important!
It’s
wonderful
to
see
that
you’re
not
only
telling
these
stories
but
also
living
the
values
of
inclusion
and
representation
through
the
entire
production
process.
Jianing,
thank
you
so
much
for
taking
the
time
to
share
your
journey
and
insights
with
us.
I
can’t
wait
for
everyone
to
experience
Dirty
Legal
Secrets”
!


JZ
:
Thank
you,
Olga!
I’m
excited
for
people
to
see
it
and
hopefully
walk
away
with
both
laughs
and
some
new
perspectives.


As


“Dirty
Legal
Secrets”


takes
the
stage,
it’s
clear
that
this
is
more
than
just
a
play
about
the
pitfalls
of
startups
and
legal
gray
areas

it’s
a
reflection
of
the
complex,
often
messy
world
we
live
in.
With
a
mix
of
sharp
wit,
laugh-out-loud
moments,
and
deeper
truths,
Jianing
Zhao
has
created
a
production
that
speaks
to
anyone
who’s
ever
been
part
of
a
workplace,
legal
or
otherwise.
Whether
you’re
a
lawyer,
a
tech
enthusiast,
or
simply
someone
who
loves
a
good
story,


“Dirty
Legal
Secrets”


promises
to
entertain,
challenge,
and
leave
you
reflecting
long
after
the
final
bow.
The
show
runs
through
October
27
at
Room
52
(212
East
52nd
Street,
New
York,
NY).
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Fellow
at
CodeX,
The
Stanford
Center
for
Legal
Informatics,
and
a
Generative
AI
Editor
at
law.MIT.
Olga
embraces
legal
innovation
and
had
dedicated
her
career
to
improving
and
shaping
the
future
of
law.
She
is
convinced
that
the
legal
profession
will
emerge
even
stronger,
more
resilient,
and
more
inclusive
than
before
by
embracing
technology.
Olga
is
also
an
award-winning
general
counsel,
operations
professional,
startup
advisor,
public
speaker,
adjunct
professor,
and
entrepreneur.
She
authored 
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Board:
Earning
Your
Ticket
to
a
Corporate
Board
Seat
Fundamentals
of
Smart
Contract
Security
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Transforming
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Communities
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Product
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Analytical
Framework
to
Systematically
Advise
Your
Clients
Throughout
the
Product
Lifecycle
(Globe
Law
and
Business
2024),
and
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the
Age
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AI
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Data
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ABC Casts Aileen Cannon As Attorney General In Trump White House 2: Nightmare On Pennsylvania Ave – Above the Law

Aileen
Cannon

ABC
News
is
getting
in
the
Halloween
spirit
with
a
list
of
lawyers
serving
in
a
potential
Trump
administration.

Attorney
General
Aileen
Cannon?

JUMP
SCARE!

Trump
rewarding
the
judge
who
blew
up
his
documents
case
on
the
theory
that
special
counsels
are

unlegal

with
the
top
law
enforcement
position
in
his
administration
is
probably
a
troll

it
seems
unlikely
that
she
could
get
confirmed,
for
one
thing.
But
if
Trump
loses
the
election
and
the
11th
Circuit
revives
the
case,
the
rumor
might
find
its
way
into
a
motion
for
recusal.

Liberals
might
actually
prefer
an
AG
Cannon
to
some
of
the
other
ghouls
on
the
list,
though.
Jeff
“Oil
Spill”
Clark’s
name
has
been
bandied
about,
despite
the
fact
that
he
will
likely
be

banned
from
practicing
law

for
a
couple
years
thanks
to
his
efforts
to
overturn
the
last
election.

Other
potential
AGs
include

venomous
troll
Mike
Davis
,
a
regular
on
Steve
Bannon’s
“War
Room”
podcast,
who
promises
to
use
the
power
of
the
federal
government
to
rain
vengeance
down
upon
Trump’s
enemies,
and
Mark
Paoletta,
currently
flouncing
around
spitting
“How
dare
you
question
sainted
Justice
Clarence
Thomas’s
ethics?
Have
you
no
shame,
sir!”

Or
words
to
that
effect
.
Paoletta
already
proved
his
loyalty
in
the
first
Trump
administration
as
general
counsel
for
the
Office
of
Management
and
Budget,
where
he

greenlit

withholding
defense
funds
for
Ukraine
allocated
by
congress
until
the
country’s
president
promised
to
“do
us
a
favor,
though”
and
announce
sham
investigations
into
Joe
Biden
and
his
son
Hunter.

Truly
the
least
terrifying
choice
on
this
list
is
Jay
Clayton,
the
former
head
of
the
SEC
under
Trump.
Clayton
would
be
a
preposterous
shill
for
big
business
and
an
antitrust
nightmare,
and
he
appears
to
have
been
complicit
in
Bill
Barr’s
efforts
to

ratfuck
the
Southern
District
of
New
York

to
stop
it
from
investigating
Giuliani
and
other
Trumpworld
henchmen.
But
he
doesn’t
look
like
someone
who
would
slip
razor
blades
into
Halloween
candy
to
teach
kids
a
lesson
about
the
evils
of
socialist
handouts.

Lower
down
in
the
demon
hierarchy,
ABC
suggests
that
attorney
Stan
Woodward
might
serve
as
White
House
Counsel.
Woodward
represents
various
midlevel
MAGA
dipshits,
including
Peter
Navarro
and
Kash
Patel,
as
well
as
multiple
January
6
defendants.
Most
notably,
Woodward
represented
Walt
Nauta,
Trump’s
codefendant
in
the
documents
case.
Previously,
he’d
represented
Mar-a-Lago’s
IT
head
Yuscil
Taveras,
who
recanted
his
prior
testimony
and
implicated
Nauta
and
Trump
about
five
seconds
after
Chief
Judge
James
Boasberg
appointed
him
a
different
lawyer
in
response
to
the
appearance
of
bias.
Judge
Cannon
saw
no
such
conflict,
and
allowed
him
to
stay
on
the
case

so
they’ll
already
have
a
good
working
relationship
when
they
get
to
the
White
House
in
January!

TRICK
OR
TREAT!


Judge
who
tossed
Trump’s
classified
docs
case
on
list
of
proposed
candidates
for
attorney
general

[ABC
News]





Liz
Dye
 lives
in
Baltimore
where
she
produces
the
Law
and
Chaos substack and podcast.