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Morning Docket: 04.14.20

* A judge is complaining that some attorneys are appearing shirtless and in bed for court conferences held via Zoom because of COVID-19. Of course, this is happening in Florida… [Local 10]

* Speaking of which, the Supreme Court will be conducting oral arguments by remote means next month. It seems that there will be no on-camera component to the arguments, so counsel might get away with participating in their underwear. [CNN]

* Check out this Texas lawyer who traded a suit for scrubs and volunteered to help COVID-19 patients at a New York hospital. [Dallas Morning News]

* A federal judge has ruled that ICE must allow detainees to have private phone calls with their attorneys during the COVID-19 pandemic. [Los Angeles Times]

* McDonald’s employees have filed a class-action lawsuit against the fast food chain alleging that the company has a systematic sexual harassment problem. [Business Insider]

* The North Carolina Attorney General is investigating someone for price gouging for offering to sell a roll of toilet paper for $100. Maybe it was just super premium toilet paper? [AP]


Jordan Rothman is a partner of The Rothman Law Firm, a full-service New York and New Jersey law firm. He is also the founder of Student Debt Diaries, a website discussing how he paid off his student loans. You can reach Jordan through email at jordan@rothmanlawyer.com.

Everyone Is Doing Everything Wrong — See Also

First, The Bad News: More cutbacks. Either salary cuts or furloughs for Kilpatrick, Sheppard Mullin. But Latham’s still having a summer program.

What The Hell?: Professor wonders if his Chinese students gave him COVID-19 based on… nothing.

Trusted Public Servants: Attorney General Barr is going to crack down on states warning against church services, while one of his predecessors puts out one of the worst law school grading policies we can imagine.

Adventures In Trademarking: Has anyone told Tom Brady that you don’t get to choose your own nickname?

A Whole Bunch Of Initialisms: NBC’s SNL does RBG.

$240K In (Allegedly) Ill-Gotten Gains A Fair Reward For Cluing SEC In On Hack By (Allegedly) Trading On Fruit Of Said Hack

Baker McKenzie Proves Being A Huge Firm Doesn’t Stop The COVID-19 Salary Cuts

We knew this was coming. On Friday, Baker McKenzie — the huge Biglaw firm with over 6,000 attorneys worldwide — gave employees a heads up that COVID-19 austerity measures, namely salary cuts, were coming. Quite a few employees of the mega firm reached out to Above the Law to express their… displeasure at being left wondering how big a financial burden they’d be forced to shoulder over the holiday weekend.

Well, the wait is over. This afternoon, Baker McKenzie North America Chief Executive Officer Colin Murray emailed employees (full email available on the next page) the planned cuts. In the United States, all attorneys and business professionals making over $100,000 will see a 15 percent cut in salary. In Canada folks are getting a 10 percent cut, and no cuts are planned in Mexico. Annual raises, usually scheduled for July 1 at the firm, will not happen. And the firm anticipates these lower salary points lasting from May 1 through December 31.

On the happier side, the firm will establish an emergency loan fund (details forthcoming) for those particularly hard impacted. And they’re keeping the door open for additional bonuses for “exemplary performance”:

We anticipate recognizing and additionally awarding payments to our top performers, as well as to others demonstrating exemplary performance in the face of increasing demands on their time — both timekeepers and business professionals — later in the year.

As Murray said in a statement to the media:

“We all will share in some short-term pain, but in the long term, taking these actions now is the most prudent way for us to move through this crisis as a Firm, with the smallest impact possible on our people and our clients.”

Good luck to those at the firm as they weather the financial consequences of COVID-19.

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‘Social Distancing’ v. ‘Together Remotely’? Upleveling Our Terms To Health And Prosperity

“Social distancing” is our new favorite buzzphrase. It refers to reducing close contact between people in the hopes of containing the spread of disease — in this case COVID-19. This term, used by epidemiologists and prominently featured in the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) guidelines for “community mitigation strategies,” has found its way into the 2020 lexicon.

Social distancing measures include reducing the frequency and size of large gatherings, altering schedules to reduce mixing, and limiting person-to-person interactions.

The science is certainly on the side of social distancing -– all available evidence makes clear that the practice is effective. There is absolutely no doubt that we must practice social distancing to contain and minimize the impact of this epidemic.

Yet, as lawyers, we know that the language we use matters. And, there is something eerie and disturbing about the term itself.

The Term Social Distancing Is … Well, An Oxymoron

Perhaps it bothers me that the term social distancing is an oxymoron with an overwhelmingly negative connotation, I thought.

Yet, I use oxymorons often. They rarely bother me. Terms like “amicable divorce,” “legally drunk,” “working vacation,” “exact estimate,” or “original copy” don’t bother me.

As a lawyer, I am even used to the king of all oxymorons: a “billable hour.” Let’s just say that placing a currency value on an abstract, invaluable, and relative concept of time results in unhappiness on many levels for everyone involved.

And don’t even get me started on the “reasonable attorney’s fee.” As someone who has been reviewing legal bills for the past five jobs, I can assure you: there’s nothing “reasonable” about it.

Social Distancing v. Social Distance

There is also an important distinction to be made between the term social distance and the practice of social distancing.

It turns out that the three-letter difference here makes a huge difference. It is the difference between the social science term that depicts a prejudice and the epidemiological term.

Specifically, social distance describes the distance between different groups in society, such as social class, race, ethnicity, gender, or sexuality. In other words, it conjures to mind an outdated sexist, racist, ageist, or classist practice.

In a country where we still struggle with these issues daily and still struggle with our historical injustices, that three-letter difference just feels too close to the term that is now repeated regularly in all government communications and media.

Perhaps it’s just me …

The Term Social Distancing Is Not Informative or Actionable Enough

What bothers me most about the term social distancing is that it captures what not to do. Its emphasis is on avoiding certain actions as opposed to what to do.

This term is a little bit like a diet that only tells you what not to eat. At some point, you will get hungry and may make the wrong choices without guidance.

We all crave connecting! After all, connectedness is a basic need for human survival. In fact, isolation is a form of punishment and, in some extreme instances, such as prolonged solitary confinement, is a form of psychological torture with measurable long-term physiological effects.

While the CDC suggests considering distance or e-learning and offering video and audio events, we can do much, much more to help the public choose safer actions and stay connected during these hard times. Why not pick a term that is more informative and actionable?

Perhaps instead of social distancing, we should use another term. I suggest something like “together remotely” or “remote interacting.” In that way we can educate the public about developing new, safe habits and guide them on how to replace old, unsafe ones.

We have a multitude of technological tools and numerous communication channels available to feel connected. We can help everyone overcome the “distance” and lack of in-person interactions. We can continue connecting, collaborating, and interacting as we stay at home. And perhaps making this shift would help us avoid the negative implications on our economy.

To stop this pandemic, it’s not just the practices that we strive for that matter, it’s also how we talk about them. This is not just empty polemics; the words we use matter. They frame issues, provide guidance, and ultimately determine outcomes. Ultimately, words are the difference between the “epic win” and the “epic failure.”

We would be wise to use terminology that makes people feel comfortable, assured, and reminded of what’s available. Using the right terminology would help us adopt a growth mindset during the time of this global crisis. That way, we’ll pay attention, do the right thing, and thrive in the face of adversity.


Olga V. Mack is the CEO of Parley Pro, a next-generation contract management company that has pioneered online negotiation technology. Olga embraces legal innovation and had dedicated her career to improving and shaping the future of law. She is convinced that the legal profession will emerge even stronger, more resilient, and more inclusive than before by embracing technology. Olga is also an award-winning general counsel, operations professional, startup advisor, public speaker, adjunct professor, and entrepreneur. She founded the Women Serve on Boards movement that advocates for women to participate on corporate boards of Fortune 500 companies. She authored Get on Board: Earning Your Ticket to a Corporate Board Seat and Fundamentals of Smart Contract Security. You can follow Olga on Twitter @olgavmack.

3 Considerations To Help Prevent Your IP From Becoming A Casualty In The COVID-19 Pandemic

I think we can all agree that COVID-19 is one of the most significant health events of our lifetime. Many of you are likely sheltering in place, working remotely, and trying to make the best of a very difficult situation. Thankfully, technology is helping make this difficult situation a bit more palatable when it comes to online legal practice, including the use of mobile devices, videoconferencing, and remote access apps and platforms. Although a great help to the practice of law, we all look forward to the day when restrictions are lifted and our practices (and economy) can get back on track and operating under more normal circumstances. What you may not realize, however, is that this pandemic is placing more than your health at risk.

Given the current restrictions in the US and many foreign countries, most of you are relying on technology to remain of service to your company (or clients). Oddly, it seems that the current pandemic restrictions have helped us leverage technology even more in our practices. It has helped us engage in more videoconference calls; remotely access, edit, and collaborate on documents; and otherwise coordinate discovery and litigation with opposing counsel and the courts electronically. With such technological capabilities, however, come equally challenging issues regarding the valuable intellectual property of your company (or client).

By now, most of you have probably heard about the security issues faced by Zoom Video Communications regarding its online video conferencing system, forcing the company to disable certain features on the popular platform. From unauthorized access of conference calls to what has become known as “zoom-bombing,” the online videoconferencing solution has faced withering criticism from the user community to address these vulnerabilities. Although most of the reported unauthorized eavesdropping on this platform appears to have been more akin to vulgar pranks than espionage, imagine a competitor or nation-state hacker gaining access to a conference call where valuable IP is being discussed. Think I am being paranoid? Think again.

Just as we have come to realize firsthand the importance of taking steps to help minimize proliferation of COVID-19, your company (and clients) need to realize the importance of remaining vigilant with their IP under these circumstances. Here are three considerations that immediately come to mind:

  1. Be Wary of SaaS and Remote Access Vulnerabilities. It should come as no surprise that the aforementioned security vulnerabilities are not limited to videoconferencing. Any remote access to systems that contain valuable IP harbors risk. As I have written before here and here, for example, security optimization and data compartmentalization via network segmentation is critical for any company that is permitting remote access by its personnel. Unfortunately, the COVID-19 pandemic forced many organizations to rely heavily upon existing infrastructure that may not have been hardened to such attacks. More importantly, it has forced many organizations to scramble to engage third-party providers to maintain operational continuity without a full understanding of the risks presented by the use of such platforms. Don’t remain inattentive to the details here — now, more than ever, continued diligence is key.
  2. Re-Assess IP Portfolio Vulnerabilities. A corollary to the above point is to re-assess where valuable IP resides and how it needs to be accessed during this pandemic. Now is not the ideal time to begin to take stock of the situation (if that is the case, your company or client is likely way behind the curve), but if such steps have not been taken already then they should be approached with gusto. Think of some of the steps taken in implementing a valid trade secret protection program as an example — at a minimum, identifying those requiring access to all (or part) of the trade-secret information, addressing necessary implementation of appropriate physical and virtual security controls to such information, and implementing the requisite audit control of such access. Like data mapping required to understand acquisition of personally identifiable information for GDPR compliance, mapping a company’s IP internally for access through the cloud is a vital step to understanding and rating specific and acceptable data risk. If the organization is unable or unwilling to do so, they do so at their own peril.
  3. Prepare a Post-Pandemic IP Game Plan. This point is perhaps the most problematic because it requires a somewhat apocalyptic approach. Let’s be honest: the economy has drastically slowed down as a result of the required steps to impede (if not halt) the spread of COVID-19 in the US and many countries globally. It is not a stretch to presume that when restrictions lift, the economy will not immediately rebound like nothing happened, but will likely take time to get running at full speed –- a process that will not be without its own fits and starts. Certain organizational considerations for IP acquisition pre-pandemic may no longer be viable. Pre-pandemic priorities may require significant realignment. The point here is that one of the most important things your company (or client) can do is to re-evaluate its IP commercialization strategy now so that it can adapt it to a post pandemic world.

I continue to hope and pray that everyone is weathering this COVID-19 pandemic well and  is approaching the future with optimism. That said, we all need to be realistic in assessing IP risk both during this pandemic and after it passes. This may not be an easy task for many, but I promise you it is a necessary one. If you don’t inoculate your practices and IP by taking these steps, you may just find yourself wanting to stay sheltered in place from the fallout.


 Tom Kulik is an Intellectual Property & Information Technology Partner at the Dallas-based law firm of Scheef & Stone, LLP. In private practice for over 20 years, Tom is a sought-after technology lawyer who uses his industry experience as a former computer systems engineer to creatively counsel and help his clients navigate the complexities of law and technology in their business. News outlets reach out to Tom for his insight, and he has been quoted by national media organizations. Get in touch with Tom on Twitter (@LegalIntangibls) or Facebook (www.facebook.com/technologylawyer), or contact him directly at tom.kulik@solidcounsel.com.

‘Partial’ Pass/Fail For Only SOME Classes Enters Pantheon Of Terrible Law School Responses

As anyone who lived through the George W. Bush administration will tell you, nothing can possibly go wrong when you put Alberto Gonzales in charge of something. The former Attorney General most famous for saying that declaring that torture wasn’t torture and then resigning before being impeached is now the dean at Belmont University College of Law and like the rest of the legal academy, he’s trying to find a solution to keeping a law school running during a pandemic. Though while the overwhelming majority of law schools have gone to a mandatory Pass/Fail option to avoid unreliable results while still guaranteeing students display subject matter competency, Belmont cooked up a different plan.

Belmont’s policy is an optional, post-grading Pass/Fail system, which is a mistake for all the reasons outlined in these articles on Notre Dame’s poor policy, but it manages to get even worse because the school is limiting students to seven credit hours of Pass/Fail. Since the election occurs after grading, students taking a Pass/Fail are actually flagging that any potential employers should be suspect of student results in certain classes. And because students won’t choose the same classes, employers will see some people with As in those classes and others with Ps and assume — fairly or unfairly — that this is a C-level student.

This helps absolutely no one.

And there’s pretty much no one outside of the dean’s echo chamber suggesting this policy makes a lick of sense. The 1L class of 144 students wrote an open letter demanding a new grading policy. A professor reportedly told a class “This is the option nobody wanted but it’s the option we have.” The exam period kicks off later this week and the school is still clinging to this nonsense.

A tipster informs us that students are being told, “There are two things you can control: your attitude and your effort” which isn’t actually true since they also control which classes will be taken Pass/Fail, meaning the school can’t even stick to its own tone deaf “can-do, bootstraps” philosophy. Schools sticking to a “screw it, let’s pretend nothing’s changed” may be wrong but at least it’s intellectually consistent. It’s not even clear what a policy like this is supposed to accomplish.

Honestly, an optional, pre-exam, blanket Pass/Fail seemed like the worst possible Pass/Fail accommodation but Gonzales has dug deep and come up with something even more problematic. The policy is basically a fig leaf, but where the fig leaf is completely transparent.

It boggles the mind.


HeadshotJoe Patrice is a senior editor at Above the Law and co-host of Thinking Like A Lawyer. Feel free to email any tips, questions, or comments. Follow him on Twitter if you’re interested in law, politics, and a healthy dose of college sports news. Joe also serves as a Managing Director at RPN Executive Search.

Bill Barr Threatens Local Officials Who Stop Christians From Spreading The Gospel Of Coronavirus

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The nation’s governors have banned mass gatherings to stop the spread of the deadly coronavirus, and the Justice Department is on the case! Not to give them the support they need to keep Americans safe. Don’t be silly, Donald Trump has been very clear that the federal government isn’t a “shipping clerk” for the states. No, the DOJ is busy threatening any state or municipality which might infringe on the sacred right of Christians to assemble during a pandemic.

“AG Barr is monitoring govt regulation of religious services,” tweeted Department spokeswoman Kerry Kupec, who came to the DOJ from Alliance Demanding Freedom, where she spent her days attacking laws that protect trans kids because, “Big business shouldn’t be advocating for boys to share the girls’ locker rooms and showers — and vice versa — in our public schools.”

Ain’t she a peach!

“Expect action from DOJ next week!” Kupec promises vaguely, warning that Big Brother Barr is keeping an eye on those pesky states. Which is entirely consonant with Barr’s recent ramblings to Laura Ingraham that, “A free society depends on a vibrant religious life by the people, so any time that’s encroached upon by the government, I’m very, very concerned.” But not entirely consonant with facts or law.

Because here on Planet Earth, no one is “singl[ing] out religious orgs” for persecution. Kansas’s Governor Laura Kelly actually removed an exemption for churches from the ban on mass gatherings, and had to sue the legislature to enforce it. The difference between cars parked at the grocery store and cars parked in a church parking lot during a stay-at-home order is obvious to anyone but a 38-year-old wingnut judge in Kentucky auditioning for a spot on the Supreme Court. And curtailing the spread of contagion by barring large assemblies is a reasonably well-tailored measure to advance a “compelling governmental interest,” such that it clearly satisfies the strict scrutiny requirement for laws affecting religion.

“A Justice official” was duly dispatched to CNN to clean up Kupec’s tweet.

A Justice official said Barr is examining multiple instances around the country, not just the case of Louisville’s, where it appears religious institutions may have been singled out in Covid-19-related public gathering restrictions.

Government can legally limit assemblies, including religious gatherings, to protect health and safety, the official said. But the government may not impose special restrictions on religious activity that do not apply to similar nonreligious activity.

If a municipality imposes fewer or no restrictions on movie theaters, restaurants, concert halls and other comparable places of assembly, it may not order houses of worship to close or limit their congregation size, according to the official.

Ah, yes. In the very real town of Thatneverhappenedville, BS, the evil Democratic mayor has allowed the local multiplex to remain open, but arrested the pastor and his wholesome, cornfed family for assembling to honor the Lord. You bet!

The Department’s Voting Section appears to have done exactly nothing in three years besides issue mandatory reports to congress. But for spurious efforts to protect “religious freedom” to spread disease during a pandemic, Uncle Bill’s got all the time in the world.

DOJ says to ‘expect action’ next week on social distancing regulation and religious services [CNN]


Elizabeth Dye (@5DollarFeminist) lives in Baltimore where she writes about law and politics.