Morning Docket: 10.10.19

Gordan Caplan

* Where does Gordon Caplan go from here? Maybe he goes back to school… I hear there are some folks out there who can help him get in. [American Lawyer]

* Mitch McConnell’s aide is running for Kentucky AG. The only problem? Kentucky has a law requiring candidates for the post practice law at least sometime in the past eight years. He’s arguing that a federal clerkship should count as “the practice of law” as opposed to “one year Fed Soc externship.” We’ve made a mockery of so many rules, why not this one? [Corporate Counsel]

* Mark Zaid’s daily adventures representing whistleblowers. [The Hill]

* Bill Brewer heads to court to see whether or not his $177K benchslapping he received will stand up on appeal. [Texas Lawyer]

* Matt Lauer’s attorney pushing back against rape allegations, explaining that her former anchor client was involved in a completely mutual and consensual affair with someone on the lower end of a gross power imbalance. [National Law Journal]

* Railroaded former Goldman Sachs coder Sergey Aleynikov lost his recent appeal. He’d argued that double jeopardy precluded his conviction, which of course is a non-starter in a dual sovereignty world. [Law360]

* Freshfields partner resigns over accusations of “engaging in sexual activity with intoxicated junior colleague” [Legal Cheek]

Court gives ultimatum to state over prosecution of HRDs – The Zimbabwean

HARARE Magistrate Learnmore Mapiye on Wednesday 9 October remanded
seven human rights defenders (HRDs) charged with plotting to overthrow
President Emmerson Mnangagwa’s government to January next year and
warned the State that failure to provide the accused persons with a
trial date would result in their removal from remand.

The seven HRDs namely Nyasha Frank Mpahlo, George Makoni, Tatenda
Mombeyarara, Gamuchirai Mukura, Stabile Dewa, Rita Nyampinga and Pride
Mkono were arrested in May and August respectively by Zimbabwe
Republic Police (ZRP) officers who charged them with subverting
constitutional government as defined in section 22(2)(a)(iii) of the
Criminal Law (Codification and Reform) Act.

According to prosecutors, Makoni, Mombeyarara, Mukura, Mpahlo, Dewa
and Nyampinga, who are represented by Jeremiah Bamu, Tinomuda Shoko
and Blessing Nyamaropa of Zimbabwe Lawyers for Human Rights, allegedly
connived and travelled to Maldives on 13 May 2019, where they attended
a training workshop organised by Centre for Applied Non Violent Action
and Strategies (CANVAS), a Serbian non-governmental organisation, with
the intention of subverting a constitutionally elected government.

The prosecutors claimed that during the training workshop, the six
human rights campaigners were trained on how to mobilise citizens to
turn against the government and to engage in acts of civil
disobedience and or resistance to any law during some anticipated
national protests organised by some anti-government movements.

The law enforcements agents charged that Makoni, Mombeyarara, Mukura,
Mpahlo, Dewa and Nyampinga were also trained on how to operate small
arms and to evade arrest during civil unrest and on
counter-intelligence and acts of terrorism.

In the case of Mkono, he was arrested in August and charged with
subverting constitutional government as defined in section
22(2)(a)(iii) of the Criminal Law (Codification and Reform) Act or
alternatively inciting pubic violence as defined in section 187(1)(b)
of the Criminal Law (Codification and Reform) Act.

Prosecutors claimed that Mkono, who is the Chairperson of the Youth
Committee of the Crisis in Zimbabwe Coalition posted some comments on
Twitter in January inciting members of the public to commit public
violence wherein he allegedly wrote that; “Fellow Zimbabweans, let us
all join hands and fight the regime head on. Let us all flood the
streets show our anger to the regime until the government concede to
our demands or leave office.”

In remanding the seven HRDs who are all out of custody on bail to 7
January 2020 and are reporting once every week at some ZRP stations,
Magistrate Mapiye said this should allow the State represented by
Charles Muchemwa enough time to put its house in order and furnish the
pro-democracy campaigners with a trial date when they return to court
early next year.

Chamisa’s statement on World Mental Health Day – The Zimbabwean

On the 10th of October every year, the world commemorates and acknowledges the importance of mental health across the world in metropolitan and rural communities.

The focus on this year’s World Mental Health Day is on suicide, because it has become a global public health crisis that is preventable, and yet it has become a mental health menace which has taken many of our people to the grave prematurely.

The World Health Organisation informs us that every 40 seconds, someone, somewhere in the world takes their own life through suicide.

That is a frightening statistic, 2160 people dying daily through suicide, it translates to 788,400 people dying annually from suicide.

This prevalence makes suicide an immediate problem that requires urgent medical and social solutions within our communities, because not doing so is robbing the country of people who succumb to this menace at the prime of their lives.

Suicide is now believed to be the leading cause of death among young people aged between 16 and 28 in Zimbabwe.

Unfortunately here in our country, it is not unusual anymore to read headlines in the local media related to suicide.

Our citizens are now so used to it, such that they simply shake their heads in disbelief whenever another suicide story is published in our media.

A society should NEVER be conditioned to something so dreadful that can be drastically reduced by public mental health interventions, failing to do so is an act of gross irresponsibility and social negligence.

This means that suicide has become a major public health priority that needs immediate attention in Zimbabwe.

Unfortunately we currently have a broken public health delivery system that is struggling to treat the most basic of medical conditions due to years of underfunding and neglect.

According to the World Health Organisation, our country has one of the highest suicide rates in the region, this is not surprising anymore because a struggling economy puts unbearable pressure on the minds of its citizens.

Associated with suicide are also mental health conditions such as depression, bipolar disorder, anxiety disorders, post-traumatic stress disorders and many other mental health conditions that unfortunately due to our age old cultural taboos, they are not talked about sufficiently and openly in our communities.

These mental health disorders are easily treatable, but because of the huge treatment gap for such conditions in our country, 90 percent of those needing evidence-based care do not get it because we don’t have enough professionals to treat them.

Zimbabwe currently has only 15 practicing psychiatrists for a population of 15 million people that is one psychiatrist for every one million people.

Unfortunately almost all of them are restricted to tertiary health facilities in Harare, making it difficult for those at community and rural locations to access this pertinent service.

Task shifting is a concept that has been encouraged by the World Health Organisation as a way of addressing this treatment gap.

Making evidence-based care treatments accessible to many of our people who can’t afford to see a psychiatrist or a psychologist is extremely important.

By training community health volunteers as we have seen with the Friendship bench program, it is possible to provide immediate access in communities, schools, universities and the work place with the much-needed mental health care.

There is an urgent need for our mental health professionals to explore ways of scaling up task shifting models, particularly the ones that have been developed locally.

Mental health requires our communities to get together because Zimbabwe is going through one of the most difficult times, and the risk of mental ill health is high and probable in all segments of our country regardless of societal status, class or race.

As a political party concerned with the mental well-being of our citizens, the MDC values the importance of mental health because it is a key building block to a prosperous society and economy.

A prosperous and healthy economy by its very nature will reduce the pressures that afflict our people daily, resulting in disorders such as depression and anxiety or worse.

I therefore on this very important day encourage all Zimbabweans to take time out to show compassion towards each other, and remember that regardless of our various chosen political persuasions, we are one people.

Be your brother’s keeper, be the mother of the nation who will help heal the many traumatic wounds that we carry from a very difficult past and presently harsh economic environment. Under my new government, I make a commitment today to putting mental health amongst my first priorities in order to reduce the unacceptable mental treatment gap.

It is totally unacceptable that out of every 100 people that require access to mental health services in our country, only 10 people are able to get that much needed help that is 10 percent.

We will change all that and make mental health the most urgent priority in our health delivery system. For what are we without our minds?

Today let us create space and pay attention to citizens that need someone to talk to and share their stories, talking is an important therapy tool in healing the mind.

Let us all take time to listen to the broken hearted, and let us all remember to take good care of our mental health.

On behalf of the MDC and myself, I wish the whole country a happy World Mental Health day.

Advocate Nelson Chamisa

President – Movement For Democratic Change

Nigeria is delinquent in paying UN fees, unlike Syria and Zimbabwe – The Zimbabwean

Do things get awkward in the UN canteen for Deputy Secretary General Amina Mohammed? REUTERS/Mike Segar

Despite having Nigerian officials at the top of the UN system, including a deputy Secretary-General, Abuja has not yet paid its dues.

The international system is under siege from an aggressive US administration, and needs every nation to pull it’s weight.

Nigeria is yet to pay up its assigned annual contribution to the United Nations some ten months into 2019.

UN Secretary-General Antonio Guterres has admitted that the body might not be able to pay staff salaries next month. 

Cash-strapped Zimbabwe and most recently, conflict-riven Syria are two of the 129 of the UN’s 193-member states to have paid their 2019 dues as of October 7.

  • This amounts to $1.99bn, equivalent to 70% of the total assessment for the year, with a balance of $1.3 billion still needed to offset expenses of the body.
  • According to Guterres, this is probably “the worst cash crisis facing the United Nations in nearly a decade. The Organization runs the risk of depleting its liquidity reserves by the end of the month and defaulting on payments to staff and vendors.”

He urged defaulting countries to pay urgently and in full. “This is the only way to avoid a default that could risk disrupting operations globally”, his spokesman Stephane Dujarric said on Tuesday.

  • “To date, we have averted major disruptions to operations”, Dujarric lamented, adding that “these measures are no longer enough….“we are now driven to prioritize our work on the basis of the availability of cash, thus undermining the implementation of mandates decided by inter-governmental bodies.”

Things are so bad that Guterres had to enforce large spending cuts at its affiliates worldwide beginning this January or it would have been unable to organise the 74th General Assembly debate and the high-level meetings last month.

Short on cash, big on aesthetics

Nigeria suffers its own difficult debt profile as it continues to pursue an overhaul of its infrastructure nationwide and service outstanding loan repayments amidst declining oil revenues.

But Nigeria’s failure to pay contrasts with its strong presence in the US system.

Abuja sent a multitude of delegates to this year’s UN General Assembly sessions, led by foreign affairs minister Godfrey Onyeama even as President Muhammadu Buhari addressed the gathering of world leaders in late September.

  • At least three governors and half a dozen ministers were on the trip accompanied by a retinue of aides and carry-ons racking up thousands of dollars in estacodes (travel allowances).

Two Nigerian nationals are also currently among the organisation’s most high-ranking officials including

  • UN Deputy Secretary-General Amina Mohammed
  • The current president of the UN General Assembly, Tijjani Bande whose yearlong tenure runs from September this year to September 2020.

Big (Bad) Brother

Nigeria is following in the footsteps of large states like the USA, Brazil, Israel and Iran, who are also delinquent.

Interestingly, of the opening set of five speakers at the UN General Debate this year, only Turkey and Egypt have paid up.

  • According to the Financial Regulation 3.5 of the UN, member states ought to pay their contributions to its budget within a 30-day period at the beginning of every year – 31st January 2019, in this case.
  • By January 31 this year, only 34 countries had followed through with their financial commitments.
  • The amount allocated to each country is decided by The General Assembly, on the advice of the Committee on Contributions which takes into consideration the gross national income, population, and debt burden.

The US is the largest contributor to the global body’s budget, doling out 22% of the annual budget, now capped at $2.5 billion in recent years thanks to American law.

  • As things stand, the US government currently owes $381 million for prior regular budgets and $674 million for the 2019 regular budget.

Why this is important: Humanitarian, political and social services across the world, including crisis hotspots like northeastern Nigeria, could grind to a halt if the debtors refuse to pay. Penny wise, pound foolish?

The Investigation Of The Murder Of Joshua Brown Cannot Be Left To Dallas Police

(Photo by Justin Sullivan/Getty Images)

White people must think we’re stupid. Black people who work for the police must think so too. The narrative the city of Dallas would have us believe about the murder of Joshua Brown strains credulity to the point of farce. I’d sooner believe extraterrestrials built Epcot Center to prepare us for their arrival than I’d believe the BS coming out of Dallas PD right now.

Joshua Brown was the key witness in the Amber Guyger trial. Guyger, a former cop, was convicted last week of murdering her neighbor, Botham Jean. Brown was an important witness because he lived across the hall from Jean. Brown testified that he heard two people “meeting by surprise,” and then shortly after that heard two shots. He testified that he did not hear Guyger shout “hands up,” which was an important part of her defense.

Brown was found dead from multiple gunshots, this week.

To recap, Joshua Brown was a key witness in a trial that saw a white cop actually held accountable for her murderous actions, and a week later he turned up dead.

Immediately after the shooting, Dallas Mayor Eric Johnson asked people to “refrain from speculation.” I get it, he’s a mayor, what’s the brother gonna say: I understand why everybody thinks these racist cops killed that brother, but let us figure out an official excuse before we have a race riot on our hands?

But two days later, the police are out with their official story and it sounds like a group story an eighth grade creative writing class would come up with.

According to police, Brown was killed in a “drug deal” gone bad. Dallas police have arrested two (of three, they claim) suspects. Police claim that these men drove four hours from Louisiana all the way to Dallas to… buy weed. After shooting Brown (the police didn’t even bother to give a motive for why they allegedly shot him, apparently there are enough dumb people who think that interstate marijuana deals often result in gunfire) these alleged suspects apparently left all the weed AND MONEY behind.

Every single part of this police narrative smells like bull. The only people who drive four hours to buy drugs are freaking wholesalers. You’re telling us that Josh Brown is moving enough product to make three people drive four hours to buy enough drugs to make the trip worth it? You’re FURTHER telling me that Brown is a big time wholesaler, but shows up to to a drug sale BY HIMSELF, when he knows that people are coming all the way from Louisiana. You’re telling me he’s doing all of this ten days after he’s the star witness in a police murder trial?

And, just to think like a lawyer for a second, you’re telling me that a big time drug wholesaler is the star witness for the prosecution and his drug hustle is UNKNOWN to until after the trial? You’re telling me that the prosecution rested its case on the say so of a drug kingpin, and then either didn’t know or somehow hoped that the defense — the COP’S DEFENSE TEAM — would not find out? And you’re further telling me that a bunch of cop and cop lawyers in fact DIDN’T find out and didn’t use Brown’s drug history to impeach his credibility at trial.

You’re telling me that the man who testified against a white cop at a highly publicized murder trial WHILE WEARING A DRAGONBALL-Z T-SHIRT, was actually a drug pusher conducting interstate wholesale operations, and nobody knew about it until he turned up dead?

No. Also, f**k you. How dare you expect me to believe something like that. I’m a goddamned educated man. You can shove that police narrative right back up your ass where it came from. You might as well get these suspects to confess to the murders of Biggie and TuPac for all I’ll believe it.

The problem is not that Dallas police is full of s**t, the problem is that we have nobody left to trust with an investigation of this magnitude. The NAACP Legal Defense Fund is calling for an independent federal investigation into Brown’s murder. So is S. Lee Merritt, the attorney representing the family of Joshua Brown. Dallas police have absolutely no credibility to investigate this crime. Merritt points out that Brown was afraid of being targeted and didn’t want to testify. He fled to California when the trial started (a weird move for somebody with an allegedly thriving drug business in Dallas), and had to be coaxed back to Dallas to testify. Brown didn’t trust DPD to guarantee his safety, I certainly don’t trust DPD to investigate their failure.

A federal investigation led by the Department of Justice would be appropriate, except, have you met the Department of Justice lately? Attorney General William Barr is a Trump enabler who seems to relish his power to meddle in the normal operations of law for nefarious purposes. F.B.I. Director Christopher Wray appears to be a man more interested in keeping his job than conducting thorough investigations (still waiting for you guys to follow up on any of the multiple witnesses to your buddy Brett Kavanaugh’s alleged inappropriate behavior, Director Wray).

There is nobody left involved with federal law enforcement who can be trusted to value the life of Joshua Brown, or anybody black, over the objection of Donald Trump. That is by design. This is what happens when you elect a man who thinks the Exonerated Five should have been executed.

I do not know where black people turn for justice in this country, and I say that as a person who reports on justice. The police kill us. District Attorneys and Mayors cover for the police. The Attorney General is corrupt. The Civil Rights Division has been gutted. The courts have been packed with arch-conservatives grown on the Federalist Society’s farm.

Nobody will help us. They kill us on tape, and nobody will help. They kill us in our homes, our cars, our parking spaces, or just while walking down the streets, and nobody will help. They escape indictments and convictions, and nobody will help. When they are convicted they receive the lightest possible sentence, and nobody will help. When we take the streets we are met with military style counter-insurgency tactics, and nobody helps. You vote for open bigots and racists, over the OVERWHELMING objection of black and brown people, who then implement bigoted and racist policies that bring death and destruction to black and brown bodies, and not only does nobody help us, but they blame us for not voting ENOUGH to help them.

Everybody and every interest group has their own pet issues. Whether it’s health care or election security or taxes or whatever. Meanwhile, THEY’RE KILLING US. They’re killing us and it’s hard for me to get people to care about them killing us enough for them to talk about it on freaking Facebook.

They killed Joshua Brown. They’re going to get away with it. Nobody will help.


Elie Mystal is the Executive Editor of Above the Law and a contributor at The Nation. He can be reached @ElieNYC on Twitter, or at elie@abovethelaw.com. He will resist.

Benzos And Bombers: Street Artists Stymied By Little-Known AWCPA

(Photo by David Lat).

Mercedes-Benz has shifted into overdrive in its attack on the rights of street artists. Four such creatives — James Lewis, Daniel Bombardier, Jeff Soto, and Maxx Gramajo — sent cease-and-desist demands to MB, expressing agita over MB’s use of their murals as set dressing for product photography shoots. In these shoots, MB’s G 500 Series vehicles were positioned in the foreground with the street artists’ murals providing color and background and that oh-so-important and intangible element of authenticity. MB then distributed and published these photographs online to promote its G-rides.

There is really no doubt that a conscious decision was made by MB to incorporate the street artists’ murals into its advertising. And most would agree that the street artists should be compensated if their artwork is used in marketing materials.

MB, though, after receiving from the artists various cease-and-desist demands, went on the offensive and sued the four street artists in Detroit, a calculated move to increase the cost of litigating the case and perhaps obtain a home-field advantage in the town known as Motor City. The suit sought a judicial declaration that MB had infringed no rights and, even more aggressively, that the street artists had no rights to even be infringed. As you might imagine, the four artists cried foul and moved to dismiss the lawsuit, arguing, among other things, that Detroit was an improper venue. The court rejected the street artists’ motion.

MB, to its credit, and in a move that seems likely to have influenced the court’s decision, obtained from the city of Detroit a permit to hold a commercial shoot at 1314 Gratiot Avenue and the surrounding environs, the locale of the murals at issue. Lewis, like the other artists, created his mural in 2016 during Detroit’s annual Murals in the Market festival. The express aim of this festival was to turn the Eastern Market district of Detroit “into a must-see destination for arts,” among other things. Crucial to the case is the fact that the street artists’ respective murals were “painted on the façade of a building, w[ere] integrated into that building, and became a permanent fixture of the Eastern Market’s cityscape.”

In denying the artists’ motion to dismiss, the court notes the perhaps ill-advised language in the artists’ demand letters, which expressed a “desire to ‘expose’ Mercedes, use formal discovery to learn information other people can use to sue Mercedes, and tell a jury that Mercedes made $80 million selling the G series truck in an effort to wipe out Mercedes revenue from sales of the G Series.” But, despite the poor choice of language, there was really no basis on which to deny the street artists’ motion.

The decision is notable for a couple of reasons.

First, the court rejects the street artists’ argument that the case is not yet ripe because registrations for the works at issue had not yet issued. This argument exposes another grave flaw in the Supreme Court’s recent, ground-shifting decision in Fourth Estate Publishing Ben. Corp. v. Wall-Street.com, LLC. The case, as readers of this column know, held that an artist cannot file a copyright infringement suit against an infringer until she receives a registration certificate from the Copyright Office and has already caused headaches and delays across the nation.

Here, the street artists argued that MB’s suit was premature because there did not yet exist registration certificates for the murals at issue. The court rejected the argument, acknowledging that while copyright holders must possess a certificate before filing suit, the same limitation does not apply to accused infringers, and expressly holding that the “absence of a registration does not preclude an accused infringer from seeking a declaration of non-infringement.”

This exposes an additional negative externality of the Fourth Estate decision — it will force copyright holders to delay in providing notices of infringement until they receive the registration for the work at issue. If they don’t, they will be vulnerable to declaratory relief actions like this one and, even worse, will be precluded from filing counter-claims for infringement due to the registration requirement. One can imagine a situation where an accused infringer files a declaratory relief action and the copyright holder does not receive its registration until after the deadline to amend the pleadings to assert a counterclaim. That copyright holder will then have to file an entirely separate copyright action that will lag behind the declaratory relief action. This will result in more delay and more work for the courts and litigants, none of which is ideal.

The Lewis court, in a meatier section, then addresses section 120 of the Architectural Works Copyright Protection Act (AWCPA), which MB sought to exploit to evade liability for infringement. This section holds that the “copyright in an architectural work that has been constructed does not include the right to prevent the making, distributing, or public display of pictures, paintings, photographs, or other pictorial representations of the work, if the building in which the work is embodied is located in or ordinarily visible from a public place[.]”

The court found that MB’s exploitation of the street artists’ murals may be shielded by the AWCPA. While this statute has long been understood to allow photographs of buildings, this would be the first time that a court has allowed the commercial exploitation of a non-architectural work incorporated into a building’s facade.

Citing Leicester v. Warner Bros., a Ninth Circuit case involving the depiction of a building in Batman Forever, the Lewis court found that an artist might have an infringement claim where the mural was divorced from the context of the building in which it was embodied, but that the use of the work as embedded in the building was not likely to give rise to a claim. It thus rejected the street artists’ challenge to the AWCPA’s application, which challenge, the court finds, sought to restrict the “important right of the public to take pictures of buildings that are publicly visible, free from any claim of copyright infringement.”

For whatever reason, the court fails to acknowledge or discuss the only extant decision to address the exact question at bar: Adrian Falkner v. General Motors LLC. This case addressed a car company’s exploitation of Detroit-based street art in the context of a marketing campaign and rejected the same argument advanced by MB and credited by the Lewis court.

Relying also on Leicester, the Falkner court astutely noted that the street art murals at issue and were “not a part of a functional, utilitarian, or useful role in the architecture” and were considered “conceptually separable from the building and were independently and fully protected under Section 102(a)(5).” The Falkner court homed in on the Ninth Circuit’s holding that a work had to be “part of” a building, in order to fall within the purview of the AWCPA. Falkner, like Lewis, concerned a parking garage and the court in Falkner reached the sane conclusion that the mural was not “part of” the architectural work that comprised the parking garage. This sensible result seems to invoke the “conceptual separability” doctrine from Star Athletica v. Varsity Brands that we all know and love, but does not engage in a lengthy analysis in that regard.

The Lewis court reaches the opposite conclusion as Falkner, with both cases purporting to interpret Leicester. Should the Lewis court reach the same conclusion as to the AWCPA’s applicability at the summary judgment stage and dispose of the case on that basis, as is likely, the street artists should port their spray cans, brushes, and briefs on over to the Sixth Circuit, and seek redress.


Scott Alan Burroughs, Esq. practices with Doniger / Burroughs, an art law firm based in Venice, California. He represents artists and content creators of all stripes and writes and speaks regularly on copyright issues. He can be reached at scott@copyrightLA.com, and you can follow his law firm on Instagram: @veniceartlaw.

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Is It Appropriate To Hold A Law Firm Event At A Burlesque Show? Asking For This Law Firm.

New Orleans rightfully sees itself as a bit of a carveout from the rest of the country — a place where the rules are just a bit different than one might expect in other major markets. It’s also a city that treats showing breasts in the center of downtown as perfectly normal behavior for a religious holiday.

Still, would a law firm event with a burlesque show qualify as professionally appropriate, even in New Orleans?

The Charbonnet Law Firm in New Orleans has an event coming up with the following invitation which is… something.

Why the boob-forward flyer? Because Trixie Minx is a noted burlesque performer in New Orleans with a striptease/comedy routine that’s a throwback to a Lili von Shtüpp kind of thing. Granted, the Trixie Minx entertainment empire goes beyond striptease into variety shows, tarot readings, and stilt walkers. But given the flyer, employees would be within their rights to assume this is going to be a more clothing-optional show.

Clearly a strip club routine would be inappropriate for a law firm event regardless of locale. But where does a burlesque/showgirl/comedy set fit in? For some reason people treat Vegas shows as cultural events despite offering basically the same state of undress and those lack any link to a century old artistic tradition in the area.

But still, there are all sorts of events that people go to that they don’t want to attend with their bosses and this feels like it should be on that list. Even if no-bra Barbie up there represents a hallmark of mainstream entertainment in the area, a law firm probably should keep itself well clear of this scene.


HeadshotJoe Patrice is a senior editor at Above the Law and co-host of Thinking Like A Lawyer. Feel free to email any tips, questions, or comments. Follow him on Twitter if you’re interested in law, politics, and a healthy dose of college sports news. Joe also serves as a Managing Director at RPN Executive Search.