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Have You Had A Good Cry Lately?

I am the “crier” in the family. I wear it all on my sleeve. I shed tears at movie trailers. A few notes of music can turn me into a blubbering mess. Anything that takes me back to a specific memory of growing up with my brothers or a moment with my late father is a sure thing to open the spigot. A mental video of walking my late beagle, Peanut. A dead animal in the road.

It is who I am. It is who I have always been. More recently, biweekly trips to my father’s gravesite have turned into “cry-therapy” for me. At first, it was loss and the grief missing him. That, of course, is still present, but is now more than that. It is quiet. It is secluded. It is a safe place to reach down deep into my childhood and let that little boy cry. I am not talking about little whimpers. I unleash gut-wrenching howls of the past that could wake the dead. It is therapeutic for me.  Crying is a form of self-care for me. Studies tell us that it can be a good thing as a mood enhancer.

For a therapist viewpoint, I reached out to Maeve O’Neill, MEd, LCDC, LPC-S, CHC, CDWF/CDTLF. She says:

As a therapist we learn to hold space and sit with people deep in emotion and often that includes crying tears of joy or sadness. I remember early in my career, I would fight back tears of my own as I sat with people crying, thinking I needed to be stronger and not emotional for them. After 30 years of working with people in need I have come to believe that crying tears is a therapeutic process in itself. Allowing other and ourselves to let the tears flow rather than holding them back is much more helpful. There is therapeutic value in crying. 

The value lies in the fact that crying is a release of emotions that our body is best to process rather than hold inside. I discovered this true value when I started mediating on a regular basis and often times found myself tearful and crying while meditating. I didn’t at first understand why I would cry during mediation but when I shared it with others, I found they also experienced the same things. When we slow down enough in heart and minds the tears flow freely as our brains process all the emotions we have felt or even more likely repressed.

The act of crying is a natural response to our body feeling some emotions.  It is our cultural response that shuts down tears by telling children not to cry or to quickly giving someone a tissue to stop their tears the second they start. But the physical and mental benefits of crying have been documented by research to include its soothing effects, it lets others know we need support, releases tensions and can improve our moods. 

In my years of clinical practice, I was able to see these benefits in patients at all levels of care. Often, we would see the person breaking down into tears as the point they opened up to the therapeutic process. I have a clear memory of a young person in treatment for addiction who started crying in a group and the counselors saying “welcome to treatment” as it was an indicator that the person was now engaged, less resistant and more open to all the good stuff to come. 

As people not in treatment and as professionals we are often not as open to letting the tears flow but perhaps, we could also benefit, and it would open the door to our own therapeutic benefit of more joyful lives!

When was the last time you had a good cry? Do you feel better afterwards? I’m off to a safe space to shed some tears.  I know I will.


Brian Cuban (@bcuban) is The Addicted Lawyer. Brian is the author of the Amazon best-selling book, The Addicted Lawyer: Tales Of The Bar, Booze, Blow & Redemption (affiliate link). A graduate of the University of Pittsburgh School of Law, he somehow made it through as an alcoholic then added cocaine to his résumé as a practicing attorney. He went into recovery April 8, 2007. He left the practice of law and now writes and speaks on recovery topics, not only for the legal profession, but on recovery in general. He can be reached at brian@addictedlawyer.com.

How Should Laws Address Artificial Intelligence, Climate Change, The Gig Economy, And Student Loans In The Next Decade?

In a few weeks, 2019 will be history. In the year 2020, there will be a presidential election and a new census, and I am hoping I can submit both my ballot and census questionnaire on Election Day. But 2020 is also the beginning of a new decade full of possibilities and challenges due to technological advances and global affairs. So for my final column for 2019, I want to discuss what I think will be the most influential challenges facing the law in the next decade.

Artificial Intelligence –- In the past decade, artificial intelligence (AI) technology has grown by leaps and bounds, resulting in computer programs that can recommend personalized products, and, even self-driving cars.

Early AI technology has been used to automate work which was typically done by humans. It can accomplish mundane and thought-intensive tasks in minutes. Similar tasks would have taken humans hours, days, or even years to complete. In addition to the efficiency, AI does not take sick days, file harassment lawsuits, or start social media hashtag movements.

Just as robots have permanently reduced the number of blue collar jobs in the 20th century, AI will similarly reduce white collar jobs, including lawyers.

Also, in the next decade, it is likely that the next generation of AI will have sentience and will be self-aware. This means robots will be able to have emotions, opinions, and have the ability to care for themselves and others. Those robots will be able to care for the elderly or provide companionship. That, combined with their presumably superior thought process, can allow sentient AI to propose policy decisions or even make judgments supposedly without bias or prejudice.

Politicians and think tanks will have to consider whether to pass laws regulating, taxing, or banning AI that threaten jobs, particularly those that require human judgment. Or will humans be content with universal basic income provided by the few megawealthy robotics conglomerates that are left? Should sentient robots be forced to be programmed with Isaac Asimov’s Three Laws of Robotics or Prime Directives in order to prevent the creation of Terminators and Skynet?

The Gig Economy -– As we begin to welcome our AI overlords and co-workers, our society must also come to grips with the growing number of part-time gig economy jobs that might be the last remaining jobs for humans. For some, it is supplemental income while allowing them to be flexible with their time as they can choose the jobs they want. For others, it is dead-end, rote, mind-numbing work that pays the bills while they are searching for a real job.

Earlier, I wrote about the difficulty of classifying gig-economy workers either as employees or independent contractors. As independent contractors, they will be responsible for their business purchases but are likely to pay less taxes. As employees, they have labor law protections, and their employers may have to provide such benefits as health insurance. But are alternative classifications available?

The IRS allows a few professions to be statutory employees where workers are treated like employees for tax purposes even though they are independent contractors under the common law rules. In Canada and Germany, certain workers are known as “dependent contractors” where workers are independent but almost all of their work is done for one person. Employers must give dependent contractors reasonable notice before terminating their relationship.

If gig economy jobs continue to proliferate, an alternative employment classification category will be needed for those who choose (or are forced to take) gig economy jobs to make ends meet. The ideal solution will not impose excessive costs to employers while allowing employees to have access to unemployment benefits and labor protections.

Severely Modified Income-Based Repayment Programs –- Most gig economy jobs do not pay well, which means those working these jobs will be on an income based repayment (IBR) program for their six-figure student loan debt.

When the first IBR program was passed, its intent was to help people manage their federal student loans while they were either looking for a job or working an entry-level job. In a few years, hopefully, people will work their way up to higher-paying positions and then pay off their loans.

On the 10-year anniversary of the IBR program, it did not quite work out that way. More graduates are relying on IBR while working as an Uber driver (or some other gig economy job) while tuition costs have increased considerably. IBR has become a backdoor education subsidy with taxpayers footing the bill for the tuition plus 20 to 25 years of interest on the unpaid principal.

Subsequent modifications of the IBR program such as Pay As You Earn and the Revised Pay As You Earn made repayment and forgiveness terms easier, which is good for the graduate but will cost the taxpayers more.

Those who can pay off the balance will usually refinance with private lenders at a lower interest rate.

As time passes, it appears that IBR is not only failing its original purpose, but is also open to abuse and can cost taxpayers trillions. If Congress believes IBR is becoming a moral hazard, it is likely to either repeal IBR completely or place severe restrictions on who qualifies for it. Whatever changes are made will be designed to force schools to lower costs or improve graduates’ job prospects or lose federal student loan funding altogether.

Climate Change -– Unfortunately, people who are on IBRs are probably unable to afford Teslas or solar panels and other energy-efficient upgrades on their homes. They also probably can’t afford to regularly eat sustainable salmon avocado toast at Whole Foods. Instead, they will have to eat cheaper meat imported from a developing country with high pollution run by militant cabals. As a group, they threaten to leave a Shaquille O’Neal-sized carbon footprint unless something is done to address climate change.

Implementing climate change legislation will create a massive economic disruption and other unintended consequences. Some existing industries will be threatened while new ones will emerge in response. Powerful, wealthy forces in the energy sector will either diversify their wealth holdings or may lobby to maintain the status quo.

Climate change will be the most complex problem to solve, and I will not attempt to propose solutions here. I am hopeful, however, that lawyers will be in the best position to solve it. Lawyers come from all educational and social backgrounds, which is important because a comprehensive solution will require an interdisciplinary input from the natural and social sciences as well as the arts.

The above represents what I think will be key issues lawyers should know about, as it may impact them, their livelihoods, and the world around them. If there is any interest in the above, or if there are other issues you think should be addressed, please email or even call me. Since the next two Wednesdays are Christmas and New Year’s Day, I will not be back until the new year. Until then, be safe, be happy, and be billing.


Steven Chung is a tax attorney in Los Angeles, California. He helps people with basic tax planning and resolve tax disputes. He is also sympathetic to people with large student loans. He can be reached via email at sachimalbe@excite.com. Or you can connect with him on Twitter (@stevenchung) and connect with him on LinkedIn.

Law School Professor Appears On Jeopardy! Tonight… She’s Pretty Sure She Didn’t Do Anything Embarrassing

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I thought, ‘What if I go in and I can’t answer any questions and it becomes a meme?’ I really didn’t want to become a meme.

— BYU Law Professor Christine Hurt explaining her one goal on Jeopardy. It seems as though she’s confident she didn’t do anything meme-worthy, but only time will tell.

Lawyer Just Starts Rapping In Court — ‘I’m Going To Jail. Smh.’

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How To Survive Your First Court Appearance

This column is for the newbies among us, now adorned with their shiny bright law licenses, who are headed off to court for their first appearances without having received much (or any) instruction or guidance from whomever assigned them to the appearance. Oftentimes, it’s just a casual hand-off, a “make this appearance for me,” rather than any cogent explanation of what to expect, what to say, and the like. A lot of this advice may sound simple, even stupid, but better to be forewarned and prepared.

Never, ever be late to court. If you are going to be late, call the courtroom and let them know. Most courts will allow you to put over your matter to “second call,” usually 30 minutes to an hour later. Just make sure your court is one of them and that your phone is fully charged. Be early if you can. Make sure you have sufficient time to do whatever you need or want to do beforehand.

Hopefully, by the time you appear, you have business cards to take along.  Don’t forget to bring the file with you, at a minimum the file that has the pleadings and other documents that may be needed. You never know if you will need to refer to something in the file, especially if there’s disagreement about some point.

Find out from courtroom staff if — and I’m sure the answer is “what” — idiosyncrasies the court may have. I still cringe at the memory of taking an exhibit to a witness and walking through the well (the sacred space between counsel table and bench). I can still see Judge Aaron come unglued as I trespassed. I needed to learn that lesson only once.

While at counsel time — by the way, do you know which side of the table to stand behind? Plaintiff’s side is closer to the jury box — never interrupt while another counsel is speaking. Resist that temptation. Stifle yourself. Wait your turn. Don’t be intimidated; if counsel has misstated something, correct it. If the court has misunderstood something, you need to correct that in the most polite, respectful way.

If a tentative ruling has been posted online, make sure you have a copy with you and that you have read it (and understood it to the extent possible, since sometimes tentatives are not models of clarity). If the tentative is in your favor, keep quiet. If not, be prepared to try to persuade the court to change its mind. However, know that the court does not want to have you reargue what’s in the pleadings (so you better have read those). Be concise and address the court’s questions. Don’t blither; answer the question asked. If you don’t know the answer, say so. There’s nothing worse than looking foolish before the court. (Been there, done that.) Make sure you take notes, and make sure you understand all of the court’s rulings.

Never ever argue with the court once it has made a ruling. Don’t storm out of the courtroom in a snit if you’ve lost. Not only bad form, but judges talk (why should they be any different from lawyers?) Courts notice such conduct and file it away for reference next time there’s an appearance on that matter. Court clerks have steel trap minds for remembering behavior, ditto bailiffs, and if you are not respectful to the court, you are also dissing the staff at the same time. Always say “thank you, your honor,” even if “thanks” is not your preferable word choice.

The court will ask whether notice is waived. Do you know what “notice” is? My preference was to never waive notice, and I was always happy to be the one to prepare the notice of anything and everything that was determined at the hearing. I did it because I couldn’t always rely on  opposing counsel to be diligent in getting the notice filed and served, especially if counsel had lost the motion. Yes, I was and still am a control freak, especially in litigation. Aren’t we all?

It’s critically important that the record is clear. What can (and does) happen is that down the road there’s a disagreement as to what the court held at that hearing. The court’s minute order is important, especially if notice has been waived. What’s a minute order? It’s a recap of what happened at the hearing, prepared by the court clerk, and made a part of the record. It’s not signed by the judge; that’s a court order, which oftentimes is prepared by one attorney or jointly and then submitted to the court for its review and signature.

Relax; every attorney (or almost everyone, except for those who have never gone to court) can regale you with war stories about their first court appearances. We survived, at least I think we did, and you will too.

When you get back to the office, find out who should let the client know. If it’s bad news, then it’s good practice to learn how to deliver it. If it’s good news, then relish telling it; that doesn’t necessarily happen very often.


Jill Switzer has been an active member of the State Bar of California for over 40 years. She remembers practicing law in a kinder, gentler time. She’s had a diverse legal career, including stints as a deputy district attorney, a solo practice, and several senior in-house gigs. She now mediates full-time, which gives her the opportunity to see dinosaurs, millennials, and those in-between interact — it’s not always civil. You can reach her by email at oldladylawyer@gmail.com.

The Unrealized Value Of Contract Lifecycle Management

This year, the Legal Department Operations survey asked respondents to rate their maturity in various areas of operation, including Contract Lifecycle Management (CLM) technology.

Among those respondents who used CLM tech (just over 80 percent said they did), half put their maturity at either a 1 or 2 on a scale of 1-5. Conversely, less than 1 percent of respondents who use CLM technology consider themselves power-users, rating themselves 5 out of 5 for maturity.

In other words, while many legal departments have adopted CLM, many are just beginning to leverage the technology in their practices. Some departments are in their infancy, using CLM technology solely as an electronic repository post-execution.  More mature departments will use CLM for pre-execution activities, like template management, clause libraries, and automated approval workflows.

Another indicator of CLM maturity is found within the survey in response to questions about the collection and utilization of metrics.  Asked which contract management metrics departments track with their CLM, the most common response is “contract volume by customer, partner, program type, and geography.”

This is important data to gather as a starting point for a company. But it is very basic information and telling of the unrealized potential of CLM in today’s legal departments.

In truth, this is totally to be expected with new technology, especially when that technology handles something as sweeping and complex as managing contracts across highly matrixed, global enterprises.

Contracts are language-based and unstructured, meaning they do not lend themselves to straightforward data analysis the way, say, external legal spend does. On account of this challenge, early CLM systems were little more than a repository to store and share contracts across the enterprise.

However, today’s contract management software, leveraging the power of artificial intelligence and cloud computing, can do much, much more.

Best-in-class CLM technology can extract contract data and metadata at scale to give enterprises deeper and wider views of their contract landscape. This means business can be done faster, risk can be reduced, and operations can be optimized.

But it doesn’t happen overnight. To fulfill their goals regarding CLM maturity and use of CLM data, legal department operation professionals should take a “crawl, walk, run” approach to enterprise contract management.

Such a progression might look something like this:

Crawl: A common early step for legal departments adopting CLM is to measure contract volume to get a comprehensive baseline for what your contract landscape looks like. How many contracts are touched by your legal department? The survey suggests that many legal departments are already at this stage, but if you are part of the 20 percent not yet using CLM technology, this is a good early project to start on.

Walk: With contracts digitized and quantified, legal departments can start to measure things like contract turnaround time and delays in approval and contract value. With this data, LDOs can identify bottlenecks, revise workflows and measure improvements over time. For instance, armed with this type of information, high-value contracts can get automatically routed for review to the pertinent attorney or subject matter expert; executives gain instant insights into the company’s most important contractual relationships; and risk can be more quickly surfaced and addressed.

Run: Finally, legal departments can begin to mine contract clauses for a global understanding of how contracts are deviating from standard terms and how the company is doing at fulfilling obligations and extracting maximum value from their contracts. At this point companies can leverage the technology to reduce litigation and improve outcomes — thereby becoming a true, strategic partner in the business.

Contracts form the foundation of commerce, governing every dollar in and out of the enterprise. Legal department operations professionals can accelerate, protect, and optimize their businesses with mature, robust contract lifecycle management technology.

Stanford Law School ‘Deplorable’ Has Some Thoughts, Misspellings

For some reason, lawyers always feel the need to speak their minds, even if there’s not much in those minds to begin with.

With the campaign season revving up, inboxes — both physical and virtual — are filling up with requests for donations from candidates hoping to be elected to offices ranging from dog catcher to POTUS. Most of us sift through the emails and either donate or toss the message accordingly. It’s at best a 10 second imposition on our daily routine to reject a flyer from a candidate we don’t like.

And while participatory democracy is a laudable ideal, ranting at a fundraising email isn’t really what Jefferson had in mind.

Peter Khalil is a Stanford Law grad running for the U.S. House in Washington’s Third District. As one might expect, he’s sending out fundraising emails. One of these found its way to a fellow Stanford Law grad who felt it wasn’t good enough to just ignore and decided to offer some concrete policy disagreements. And by “concrete policy disagreements” we mean a rant calling the candidate a commie and a “soyboy.”

There’s strong “old man yells at cloud” energy on display here, but even though 39 years was a long time ago, age is probably less of a factor here than professional hubris. There’s a clutch of attorneys out there that sense with metaphysical certainty that their J.D. entitles them to an opinion on everything and, more disturbingly, an unshakeable belief that anyone else cares about that opinion. It’s a trait that’s all the more problematic because attorneys usually are some of the smartest people in the room and could make genuine contributions if they felt just enough humility to educate themselves before popping off.

Honestly, the problem here isn’t so much the childish, ad hominem attacks, it’s that they aren’t even clever childish, ad hominem attacks. When you stray too far from parody, it’s not window dressing on a well-meaning argument, it’s just a sad proxy for substance. Unfortunately, the right has created a virtual circle jerk to applaud each other’s vapidity one “soyboy” joke at a time. And if that atmosphere wasn’t already insufferably toxic… now they’ve got law grads.


HeadshotJoe Patrice is a senior editor at Above the Law and co-host of Thinking Like A Lawyer. Feel free to email any tips, questions, or comments. Follow him on Twitter if you’re interested in law, politics, and a healthy dose of college sports news. Joe also serves as a Managing Director at RPN Executive Search.

Hong Kong Court Says No Jail Time For Parents By Surrogacy. But What About Their Attorneys?

Hong Kong protestors are fighting for their freedom, but that’s not the only story out of Hong Kong right now. Since the early 1990s, Hong Kong has had intimidating legislation in place that criminalizes any involvement in a surrogacy arrangement where negotiation payments to locate or hire a surrogate are made at the outset. It doesn’t matter whether the surrogacy happens in Hong Kong or elsewhere in the world. The language is broad, and pretty much sucks everyone in -– the surrogate, the intended parents, agencies and other intermediaries, and, yes, even attorneys!

Recently, a Hong Kong court had two surrogacy cases before it, testing the true intent and enforcement of the law. The cases are familiar stories. In the “FH Case,” a married heterosexual couple had two children but very much hoped for another child. The couple were both U.S. citizens, but maintained permanent residency in Hong Kong. Due to medical concerns, the wife was unable to carry another pregnancy, and the couple looked to surrogacy options in the United States. Using a surrogacy agency—which is common in America—the couple was matched with a California surrogate, who successfully carried twins, genetically related to both intended parents, for the couple. The intended parents’ names were listed on the U.S. birth certificates for the children, and the family soon traveled home to Hong Kong with the children on dependent visas. All things considered, it was a pretty normal surrogacy journey.

Happy ending right? Oh, not in my column. The couple realized they had an issue only when, almost two years later, they traveled back home with their children after a trip. The couple was open and truthful with the Hong Kong immigration officials as to the circumstances of the children’s conception, and they were informed that they needed to petition the Hong Kong courts for parental recognition.

Some Major Problems.

  1. The Parentage Application Is Time Barred. Unfortunately, they were walking into a sticky situation. Hong Kong’s Parent and Child Ordinance (PCO), Cap 429, s. 12 — under which they needed to petition to be named the legal parents of their children under Hong Kong law — required them to file a petition within six months of birth.
  2. The Compensated Arrangement = A Criminal Offense. The other not-so-inconsequential problem was that under the Hong Kong Human Reproduction Technology Ordinance (HRTO), Cap. 561, s. 17m, it is a criminal offense to pay money to an agency for the purposes of locating or hiring a surrogate — whether in Hong Kong or elsewhere. Uh … oops. Under their California arrangement, the intended parents had paid all the usual U.S. surrogacy negotiation fees and, therefore, committed a criminal offense.
  3. The Attorney May Also Be Committing A Crime! To make matters worse, if an attorney assists with the arrangement — you know, like helping the intended parents apply to the courts to be recognized as the legal parents as they are being told to do -– the attorney could also be caught by the criminal statute because the arrangement involved payment to an agency that set up the surrogacy arrangement! Fortunately for the parents, at least one BigLaw firm — my own alma mater Sidley Austin (along with Michelle and Barack Obama’s) — did not shy away from the challenge.

Think Of The Child! The court ruled that the best interests and welfare of the children must be paramount; and, therefore, the legislature could not have truly meant to ban those who missed the six-month deadline from being recognized as parents. Such a result would penalize innocent children. The court analyzed the importance of parental recognition in Hong Kong — including the usual rights such as inheritance, as well as the ability to register the children for kindergarten. The court ruled that the six-month requirement could be overlooked, and that the court could, and did, find a legal parent-child relationship, despite a late application.

What about those illegal payments? Well, in good news, the criminal statute has a six-month statute of limitations for prosecution. So, when they missed the six-month window to apply for parentage, the intended parents had also made it through the six-month window where they could have been criminally prosecuted. And while the Court waived the six-month requirement for a petition for parentage, it did not suggest that such a waiver was likely to also be given for prosecutors coming after intended parents, surrogates, or attorneys. After detailing the expenses paid by the intended parents, the court went on to authorize the expenses –- totaling over $108,000 in U.S. dollars — after the fact, as permitted by the statute.

What’s An Attorney To Do? I spoke with Marcus Dearle, a Hong Kong-based attorney with Bryan Cave Leighton Paisner and an expert in the area. Dearle explained that because of the original possibility of criminal sanctions, prior to this ruling, the compliance team at his firm would not have allowed him to represent intended parents in such a case. A major difficulty, he says, was that many lawyers in Hong Kong wrongly assumed that the restrictions in Hong Kong would be exactly the same as the UK, and were unaware of the restrictions against them which did not exist at all under UK law. Now, he and fellow assisted reproductive technology  specialists are feeling more confident that they will not be subject to prosecution as a result of these judgments, and likely able to help similarly situated intended parents. Although Dearle notes he would first seek a Directions Order from the court as to a surrogacy representation involving payments made at the outset — but, now, he is cautiously optimistic that such an application would go favorably. He highlights the confusion about compensation generally that so often occurs — and that it’s perfectly legal to compensate the surrogate. It’s the original payments to agents when the surrogacy arrangement is negotiated that cause the problems.

A Second Positive Ruling. In confirmation of the Court’s new lenient stance, there was a second ruling in the past few months where the same judge once again disregarded the six-month petition deadline and retroactively authorized the payments in a compensated surrogacy arrangement. Throwing in a couple of other variables, this time the children were born in China, the embryos were formed with donor eggs, and the surrogate’s husband, curiously, did not even know about the pregnancy. Wait [record scratch], what was that last thing? I’m sure there is a story there -– but, sadly for us, the court did not go into it.

These rulings are good news all around: good news for FH and his family, good news for future surrogacy-assisted families, and great news for everyone now that attorneys have more leeway to provide legal guidance in Hong Kong without risking prison time.

For more information on best surrogacy practices when dealing with parties in Hong Kong, stay tuned for Dearle’s upcoming article in Legally Speaking, including his top ten tips for reducing the legal risk of surrogacy as it pertains to Hong Kong law.


Ellen Trachman is the Managing Attorney of Trachman Law Center, LLC, a Denver-based law firm specializing in assisted reproductive technology law, and co-host of the podcast I Want To Put A Baby In You. You can reach her at babies@abovethelaw.com.

Lawsuit Alleges Biglaw Counsel Attempted To Rape Paralegal

A shocking complaint has been filed in the Southern District of New York against Biglaw firm Fox Rothschild and counsel at the firm, Ian W. Siminoff. A former paralegal, Stephanie Jones, alleges claims under Title VII of the Civil Rights Act of 1964, New York State Human Rights Law and the New Jersey Law Against Discrimination. The complaint details escalating instances of sexual assault and harassment over a three year period.

The complaint alleges Siminoff repeatedly subjected Jones to physical touching, fondling her breasts and vagina:

On one occasion, while in Siminoff’s office, he closed the door and fondled Ms. Jones’s breasts. Ms. Jones pushed him off, told him to stop and left his office.

Siminoff’s attacks on Ms. Jones extended beyond the breast fondling attack in his office. He would stop by Ms. Jones’s desk and attempt to fondle her breasts and her body through her clothes.

On one occasion, when both were at the coffee machine, Siminoff put his hands under Ms. Jones’ dress and grabbed at her vagina.

Ms. Jones never touched Siminoff. Rather, she kept him at arm’s length to the extent she could.

According to the complaint, these physical assaults escalated to attempted rape:

In January 2015, after 5:30 p.m., during the work week, Ms. Jones found herself nearly alone on the 4th floor of the NJ office with Siminoff. During this encounter, Siminoff pushed Ms. Jones into a deserted bathroom and tried to have sexual intercourse with her.

Ms. Jones fought off Siminoff’s sexual assault.

In addition to the physical assaults, the complaint also details the sexual harassment Jones was allegedly subjected to. The complaint has over six pages of inappropriate texts that Siminoff sent to Jones. Some of what he allegedly texted Jones includes:

  • “Don’t mind me, I’m just laying here at 3 am thinking about kissing your breasts.”
  • “I’d like to pour that glass of wine on your naked body. As I see it, it trickles down your breasts, in between them, to in between your legs.”
  • “I’m doing what I usually do when I think of you.”
  • “Dreams about you last night. I always cum when I think of you!”
  • “Let me know if you want to know how I did you in my dream, too”
  • “I suppose there is the possibility, mind you, just a possibility, that kissing could lead to me doing you from behind?”
  • “Three different images, one after the other: 1) you spitting my cum into my ex’es hair; 2) you inserting veggies into her ass; and 3) you fucking Andy while I was sleeping”

Siminoff also allegedly sent Jones pictures of his genitals. The complaint says that when Jones would block Siminoff from sending her texts, he would harass her until she relented.

The complaint also alleges that when Jones complained to the Office Administrator that Siminoff made her uncomfortable and was inappropriate, she was denied her request to no longer work with Siminoff. The complaint further alleges she was told if she was unhappy at the firm there were “plenty of other places to work.”

Tyrone A. Blackburn, attorney for the plaintiff, had this comment about the lawsuit:

“The discrimination, harassment and intimidation apparently rampant at Fox Rothschild epitomize precisely the hallmarks of sexual abuse that the #MeToo movement has chronicled and seeks to combat. That Ms. Jones suffered not just the indignity of harassing behavior but also her employer’s failure to act when she reported it is as appalling as it is illegal.”

We reached out to the defendants for comment, but have not heard back.

Read the full complaint on the next page.


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