When It Stops Being A Joke: Did We All Indulge Suspected Killer By Mocking Him?

Authorities believe that Roy Den Hollander is responsible for killing the son of Judge Esther Salas and critically wounding her husband. He’s also linked to the earlier murder of Marc Angelucci. It’s a tragic turn in the story of a “men’s rights” activist attorney whose career served as a punchline for years as he sued night clubs for offering Ladies’ Nights and alleged a RICO conspiracy among the news media to malign Donald Trump.

But should the media be to blame for indulging Den Hollander’s attention-seeking career? Could the playful mockery have simultaneously inflated his ego and fed a dangerous paranoia that ultimately became deadly? These are the questions asked in an interesting Cracked article by Amanda Mannen.

Making fun of lawyers is the bulk of our daily routine at Above the Law. Between the industry analysis and exploration of legal tech advances, we treat the audience to some lawyer getting benchslapped into oblivion or tripping over obvious ethical rules. We’re also big fans of the nonsensical lawsuits from suing Apple over internet porn to adding a citizenship question to the census. And in that vein, we’d thrown our own shade on Den Hollander’s legal causes.

But is that bad? From the Cracked piece:

After filing a series of lawsuits against various New York City nightclubs arguing that “ladies’ night” specials constituted discrimination, he was granted cheeky profiles in The New York Times and The New Yorker and even interviewed by Stephen Colbert on Comedy Central, who has been quick to take down YouTube videos of the segment since the news of the murder broke.

It’s telling that Den Hollander got his 15 minutes of fame over his night club fight but not his effort — in the case overseen by Judge Salas — to extend the draft to include women. The latter case had merit and, even if he necessarily didn’t see it, a feminist justification. But it’s not as funny as complaining over night club covers.

Offering Den Hollander a major television hit certainly awarded him unnecessary attention. Even with the ironic jabs of Colbert’s faux right-wing persona, the joke got far overshadowed by the attention. For the other cited sources, profiling the fringe as if it’s mainstream — or at best “just another viewpoint” — invites every bit of the risk of emboldening these folks. If Den Hollander didn’t seem like a violent guy 13 years ago, that required turning willfully blind eyes to the logic animating his misogynist agenda. Overlooking that smacks of malpractice.

But what about straightforward mockery? Mannen’s article doesn’t explicitly get into this distinction, but does flag some articles that directly assail goofy lawyers and seems to suggest that the media should trust judges to toss these lawsuits and not stoke the paranoia of the lawyers behind them. For attorneys so psychologically stunted to see women as an existential threat, pushing them to the margins could dangerously exacerbate their already troubling tendencies.

It’s a fair point, but ultimately it seems to amount to letting the terrorists win. Misogyny is spreading and flourishing online regardless of anything media outlets do about it. Like most noxious philosophies, it feeds on radicalizing people who can’t put their personal setbacks into context. It’s arguably an obligation to present a steady counternarrative that, no, “edgelord69” who you just met on 8chan is not “the only guy really talking about the struggle for incel equality” — we’re all talking about it and we’re telling you it’s dumb.

The lesson for the media is not to disengage from these folks, but to engage them consistently and honestly. These lawsuits are dumb. People should know that they are dumb.

A ‘Wacky’ MRA Lawsuit Guy Shot A Judge’s Family; Maybe We Should Stop Indulging This [Cracked]


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Lawyers Discover Typo That Prevents Defendant From Faking His Own Death

Imagine you’re a defendant who’s pleaded guilty to two felony charges for possessing a stolen car and attempting to steal a pickup truck. You’re now facing sentencing, but you’d rather be dead than go to jail. Hmm… maybe you’ll fake your own death so you don’t have to do time for your crime.

That’s the bright idea that Robert Berger, 25, allegedly had last September. He reportedly created his own death certificate and had his significant other pass it off to his lawyer, who then sent it to the district attorney’s office. There was just one problem: a glaring typo.

The New York Times has the details on what led to this discovery:

The name of the deceased was typed in an unusual font on the death certificate. Other details, like the manner of death, appeared to be printed in much smaller type than normal. And then there was the biggest red flag that the document was fake: The name of the department that would have issued it was misspelled.

The death certificate, which supposedly came from the New Jersey Department of Health, Vital Statistics and Registry, had it rendered as “Regsitry.”

“We’ve seen it where people fake their deaths so that they can receive life insurance benefits or where family members have died and no one notifies anyone so they could keep collecting those benefits,” said Madeline Singas, the Nassau County district attorney. “But I’ve never seen anything like this.”

After some quick research, prosecutors determined that the death certificate had been falsified. Berger was still very much alive, and in fact, was arrested again during the time he’d been faking his death. He’s now been charged with forging a death certificate, and faces up to four years in prison if convicted.

Ms. Singas said the case served as a reminder to her office to double-check documents and as a lesson to others.

“I would say it’s probably a bad idea to give phony documents to the district attorney,” Ms. Singas said. “You’re going to get caught.”

Next time, if you’re trying to play dead, work harder on staying dead.

He Might Have Been Able to Fake His Death, if Only He’d Spell-Checked [New York Times]


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New Organization Seeks To Bring Lawsuits Against State Bar Examiners

State bar examiners thought they had everything under control when they drew up their little “waivers.” Never mind that experts generally agree that these waivers are just gibberish — what matters is that it looks official. No one is really going to sue the state bar examiners for running a superspreader event!

Now a new group founded by some Georgetown Law grads aims to use the legal process to keep examiners honest.

Law Graduates for Sensible Bar Admission brings together law school graduates with claims related to the upcoming bar exam and interested in pursuing lawsuits on either a nationwide or state-by-state bases against state law examiners and the National Conference of Bar Examiners.

We are interested in pursuing any and all claims that bar applicants may have against these organizations and their respective directors and officers. We are especially interested in obtaining 1) declaratory judgment that bar examiners’ waivers of liability for in-person exams are void, 2) injunctive relief prohibiting the administration of unsafe and inequitable in-person exams, 3) injunctive relief prohibiting untested and inequitable online exams, 4) injunctive relief requiring states to institute emergency diploma privilege – as this is currently the only reasonable and humane path to legal licensure, and/or 5) obtaining any monetary damages possible

If you want to join the initiative they’d love to hear from you. Even more useful to the effort would be licensed attorneys interested in taking on these cases. They already have people lined up in 15 jurisdictions so the odds are pretty good that they’re going to need lawyers everywhere before too long.


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After SCOTUS Smackdown On Census Question, Trump Tries To Achieve Same Goal Via Executive Order

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One of my favorite cases of 2019 was the deceptively boring-sounding Department of Commerce v. New York. That was the case about whether the 2020 Census should have a question about citizenship, which the Census Bureau staff itself objected to because it would discourage participation by undocumented immigrants. That was, of course, the point. But the Commerce Department told various judges that it was akshully rilly just trying to enforce the Voting Rights Act. In support of their argument, the department had to manufacture a VRA-related request from DOJ, well after evidence shows work had started on the citizenship question.

Unfortunately for them, the guy who came up with the plan spelled out the real goals — creating an electorate “advantageous to Republicans and non-Hispanic whites” — in documents that his estranged daughter provided to the media after his death. That alone would put the case in the running for my favorite, but an added bonus was that the revelation proved Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross lied under oath. As Elie Mystal observed in these hallowed pages, the Supreme Court did its best to protect Ross from any consequences. (Those are for criminal defendants, not powerful white people!) But in the end, John Roberts apparently wasn’t willing to put up with being outright lied to.

Fast-forward to this week. Not content with undermining democracy in the 503 area code, Donald Trump issued an executive order Tuesday instructing Ross to ethnically cleanse Census data of any undocumented immigrants before submitting it to the White House. Thus, he is trying to achieve via executive order what he could not achieve by blatantly lying to the courts and the American people: erasure of undocumented people, so that Congressional seats will be taken from blue-voting parts of this country with high immigrant populations and given to places that vote Republican.

It’s blatantly illegal. The Constitution says federal census-takers must count “the whole Number of free Persons.” It also says that the census should be made “in such Manner as [Congress] shall by Law direct.” Either of those things alone is likely enough to get an injunction. The ACLU’s Dale Ho, who led that organization’s citizenship-question litigation, has already promised to sue, and the states that stand to lose Congressional representation probably won’t be far behind. They will win, and — if we manage to get through the next few months without a civil war — it will hopefully be obviated by a Joe Biden presidency.

Speaking of the election, one final thought. Apparently Trump is running for re-election as a guardian of “law and order,” which is some astounding chutzpah. Especially on immigration, but outside of it too, the Trump administration has a long history of blatantly breaking laws it doesn’t like. I’m not even talking about stuff like Ivanka Trump using her job to promote canned beans; I mean that they are outright ignoring the DACA ruling, the limits of federal law enforcement’s authority, and the Administrative Procedure Act. Law and order, like consequences for perjury, apparently do not apply to powerful white people.


Lorelei Laird is a freelance writer specializing in the law, and the only person you know who still has an “I Believe Anita Hill” bumper sticker. Find her at wordofthelaird.com.

Scholarship Or Loan In Disguise? Law School Policy Has Experts Asking Questions

A scholarship program implemented by California Western School of Law has added yet another predatory pricing tactic to the arsenal of law schools seeking to stay financially afloat.

For the upcoming school year, Cal Western will award the “Admissions Scholarship” to students as an apparent alternative to conditional scholarships. Also known as a bait-and-switch scholarship, a conditional scholarship is one where the student must maintain a particular class rank or GPA to keep it. While this program appears more generous than its predecessor, a closer look at a scholarship award letter sent to an accepted applicant and obtained by Law School Transparency makes clear that this is not the case.

The law school did not respond to questions emailed to Marilyn Jordan, the Director of Community Relations. Ms. Jordan says that the school has begun a review of its current policies, which according to its website govern “most entering scholarships.”

According to the award letter, the Admissions Scholarship is a one-year award that covers a percentage of tuition. The student will receive an additional award in the second and/or third year commensurate with the student’s class standing. However, if the student transfers from Cal Western at any time, the student must repay “the total value of the scholarship awarded up to that point . . . in full within 30 days.”

Upper-Level Offer

Jerry Organ, Bakken Professor of Law at the University of St. Thomas School of Law (Minnesota), has studied law school scholarships extensively. He could not find any references to similar policies. “I do recall either reading about or having a conversation with someone a few years back about the possibility of this approach to discouraging transfers. I remember at the time thinking it was problematic, so I am surprised to see it being utilized.”

A student who receives an award for 100% of tuition for the upcoming academic year would pay the school an additional $56,080 more or less immediately if they decide to transfer after the first year under the terms of the award.

According to several experts, the threat of repayment is likely to play a dramatic role in that choice. Heather Jarvis, an attorney and expert on law school finance who served on the ABA Task Force on Financing Legal Education, said that this program is “obviously intended to coerce people into staying. They don’t want to lose enrollment.”

Nikki Laubenstein, a law school consultant with Spivey Consulting Group, agreed. “It clearly comes across as a huge retention effort.” Laubenstein added, “If I were a student and saw the threat of having to repay a large sum of money that I was awarded, it would weigh on me. It’s a lot of money to have to think about returning to the school.”

Less than half of Cal Western’s graduates obtained full-time lawyer jobs last year, principally within California. Students often transfer to different schools for improved employment opportunities, geographic reasons, or familial reasons. Jarvis said that it is “particularly harsh” for the school to limit options in the middle of a pandemic. “I would hope and expect that the school would allow for flexibility under these circumstances.”

Knowing that it is not reasonable for law students to come up with this money quickly, the school offers an institutional loan to help with repayment, although the terms, interest rates, and underwriting factors were not included in the offer. The offer indicates that this information is available for review in Cal Western’s business office and that students are generally approved for these loans if they submit the required documentation. The law school declined to comment on the terms of these loans and how accepted students can access them.

The upper-level awards come with additional stipulations as well. The most notable is that the student must obtain permission to take the bar exam outside of California. The consequence for sitting for the exam elsewhere without a waiver from the school is not apparent from the award letter. The law school declined to specify the consequence for proceeding to first take the bar exam in another state without a waiver.

The Program Avoids ABA Disclosure

Law schools must report conditional scholarships according to rules set by their accreditor, the ABA Section of Legal Education and Admissions to the Bar. A school must report the number of conditional scholarships it awards as well as the number of students who lose them. By restructuring their conditional scholarships as one-year awards, with awards in subsequent years dependent solely upon class rank and GPA performance, the school successfully circumvents the ABA’s requirement to disclose.

According to Professor Organ, who played a key role on an ABA committee tasked with creating the definition nearly a decade ago, the Cal Western award has the same effect as its previous conditional scholarship program but does not qualify as a conditional scholarship as defined by the ABA. However, he added, “with the specific information about scholarships awarded to returning second-year students, it creates a potential misperception by the incoming students similar to that associated with conditional scholarships.”

Students are inclined to overestimate their ability to succeed among peers who are just as capable in the classroom. The result: Students under both the previous and current programs think they will pay less for law school than they really will. Under the new program, Cal Western avoids a key safeguard from the ABA against consumer unfriendly practices: transparency.

“Without knowing the percentage of first-years receiving [this Cal Western] scholarship (and the percentage then who will not have a scholarship as second-years), students with a scholarship may be overconfident about their ability to perform well enough to be one of the 40% of second-year students who will have a scholarship under the upper-level scholarship policy,” according to Professor Organ.

These Awards May Actually Be Loans

While Cal Western calls their award a scholarship, it may be a misclassified loan that the school will forgive if the student does not transfer. According to Jennifer Bird-Pollan, the Robert G. Lawson Professor of Law at University of Kentucky J. David Rosenberg College of Law, “if it were a forgivable loan, there would be tax liability associated with the forgiveness.” Canceled debt under the Internal Revenue Code triggers an income event.

The initial question is whether it is actually a scholarship or a loan disguised as a scholarship.

A Cal Western student with a traditional scholarship would receive a tuition bill for $28,040 for the fall trimester. If the scholarship covers 40% of tuition, the student’s bill would indicate a scholarship of $11,216 and a balance of $16,824, which would usually be paid for with a federal student loan. After the trimester, the student may continue at Cal Western, drop out, fail out, take a leave of absence, or transfer—but there are no further transactions between the school and the student for the fall trimester.

Based on the award letter, Cal Western will approach this the same way this academic year with their Academic Scholarship recipients. However, in the event the student transfers, the school will convert the fall trimester award of $11,216 to a loan that must be repaid within 30 days. This part is rather straightforward. Per the award agreement, the student must repay the award amount.

The students who do not ever transfer, however, face a slightly different scenario. They do not need to repay the $11,216 from the fall trimester. These students satisfy their obligation not to transfer.

“To me, it’s clearly a loan from the start,” said Jarvis. “Additionally, this sounds like a student loan – not a scholarship – and this is even worse for the student because it’s more difficult to discharge a student loan in bankruptcy.” As a private student loan, it would also not have the affiliated protections of the federal student loan program.

The consequences for misclassifying the award as a scholarship rather than a loan would be borne by both the students and the school. If the loan amounts to canceled debt, a student would need to pay income tax on the canceled debt of $11,216 for the fall trimester, as well as any other awards they received prior to transferring to a different law school. Cal Western would need to satisfy state and federal lending laws and disclosure requirements. The law school declined to comment on the award classification and did not  say whether it has satisfied any legal requirements for loan providers.

Professor Bird-Pollan agrees that the award looks more like a loan than a scholarship from the start. “I think if the government wanted to make the argument, they would have a very compelling case. But given that there are government programs that have similar features, my guess is they’re not going to make that argument.”

She added if she were a judge hearing the argument that this was a loan, she’d say, “Wow, that sounds pretty convincing.” But as a practical matter, “the government doesn’t pursue every tax law that we know ought to be enforced.” She gave the example of “politicking from the pulpit” as a tax law that the “government is totally not interested in enforcing.”

According to Professor Bird-Pollan, the best legal argument for the school is that scholarship money is used to repay the loan. Under this framing, the student would have received a loan, declined to transfer, and subsequently received a scholarship to extinguish the loan. The scholarship would not be subject to income tax under Section 117 of the IRC and the debt would not have been canceled. This may alleviate student fears about taxable income from the award.

Still, Professor Bird-Pollan does not feel good about the program. “It’s kind of skeezy. [The transfer stipulation] feels very underhanded. But does that change the tax analysis?” She didn’t think it changed the outcome, but did say it may change the analysis, in part because it’s coercive.

She compared it to blackmail. “Why don’t you get your students to stay because you’re doing a great job educating them? Why don’t you get them to stay because you’re getting them good opportunities? For the ones who want to leave because they’re going to have a better opportunity somewhere else: Why don’t you say, congratulations and good luck? It’s disheartening that this is going to be the reason they’re going to be able to keep people.”

On August 1, 2020, Sean M. Scott will begin her term as president and dean of the law school. According to Ms. Jordan, the school’s spokesperson, the incoming dean “has begun a review of existing policies and prefers we not comment until after she has had a chance to complete her review.”


Kyle McEntee is the executive director of Law School Transparency, a 501(c)(3) nonprofit with a mission to make entry to the legal profession more transparent, affordable, and fair. You can follow him on Twitter @kpmcentee and @LSTupdates.

Adam Manaa is a project manager at Law School Transparency. He starts law school at Pepperdine University Caruso School of law this fall.

Hawaii Offers Bar Applicants Nothing And Calls It A Gift

Of all the purported alternatives to forcing students to take an in-person bar exam during a pandemic, the least useful is the provisional license. Which is exactly why it’s the proposal that survives “consensus” efforts like those spearheaded by the ABA — it sounds like a response yet it’s toothless enough to garner widespread support among critics.

And while some states adopt full or modified diploma privilege regimes, Hawaii is content to play it safe with an empty provisional licensing option.

The court, recognizing the logistical challenges and health concerns surrounding the upcoming exam during the COVID-19 pandemic, will give applicants who, by order of the court, are approved to sit for the exam, the option of foregoing the exam in favor of the provisional license….

The provisional license will require the licensee to work under the direct supervision of an attorney who is currently actively licensed in and practicing in Hawaii. The supervising attorney will also be required to be named on all pleadings and other court submissions.

The attorney would then have to pass the bar by July 2022.

Here’s a fun fact: you can already practice under the supervision of a licensed attorney. If your name isn’t on captions and another attorney is ultimately responsible for your work then you’re a “Law Clerk” or “Unlicensed Attorney” or however your particular jurisdiction prefers you flag yourself. Graduates who have law firm jobs do exactly this sort of work for months while awaiting final admission now. The only way this program is acceptable is if it requires provisional attorneys to take fancy three-hour lunches everyday since they’re just summer associates anyway.

A supervised probationary period is a fair requirement under some diploma privilege plans — even though it presents problems that would need to be sorted out in practice — but a stint of supervised probation that ultimately dumps the applicant back at square one in 18 months isn’t an alternative. It’s slapping a supposedly loftier name on “being a paralegal.”

But you get to do it in Hawaii, so there’s that.


HeadshotJoe Patrice is a senior editor at Above the Law and co-host of Thinking Like A Lawyer. Feel free to email any tips, questions, or comments. Follow him on Twitter if you’re interested in law, politics, and a healthy dose of college sports news. Joe also serves as a Managing Director at RPN Executive Search.

Biglaw Firm Sued Over Role In Cyber Scam

If law firms need (yet another) reminder to take cybersecurity seriously, well, talk to Holland & Knight. The Biglaw firm recently found themselves on the wrong side of the v, and are defending themselves against allegations they should have done more to prevent a cyber fraud scheme in which scammers walked away with over $3 million.

As reported by Law.com, back in December 2019, Holland & Knight was hired to handle a stock transfer. Now, Holland & Knight, the transfer agent Continental Stock Transfer, and Tassel Parent Inc. are being sued by Sorenson Impact Foundation and the James Lee Sorenson Family Foundation. According to the complaint, a “malicious third party” intercepted the correspondence and assumed the identity of the plaintiffs, forged documentation, and had the law firm direct the $3,124,940 payment to a Hong Kong bank account. According to the complaint, plaintiffs have been unable to recover the money.

Plaintiffs allege Holland & Knight and defendants did nothing to vet the account the money was sent to, nor did they not contact the plaintiffs to confirm the the transfer details, a step they say was set out in the underlying agreement:

“Plaintiffs and defendants would have discovered the fraudulent emails, fraudulent Letter of Transmittal and Letter of Authorization if H&K and Continental had contacted plaintiffs in person over the phone to confirm the fraudulent wire instructions,” the complaint reads.

The complaints alleges breach of contract, breach of fiduciary duty, and negligence against the Biglaw firm. Holland & Knight has yet to comment on the lawsuit.


headshotKathryn Rubino is a Senior Editor at Above the Law, and host of The Jabot podcast. AtL tipsters are the best, so please connect with her. Feel free to email her with any tips, questions, or comments and follow her on Twitter (@Kathryn1).

America’s Regulatory Ranks Have No Room For Black People, But Plenty For Judy Shelton

Morning Docket: 07.23.20

* A Colorado strip club, which sued over a requirement that strippers stay at least 25 feet from patrons due to COVID-19, has reached an agreement with authorities to stay open. Guess some people think strip clubs are essential businesses… [Business Den]

* A fellow attorney reportedly warned New York bar authorities that the lawyer who is accused of killing the son of a federal judge earlier this week was a danger to himself and others. [New York Post]

* Clint Eastwood has filed litigation against CBD companies alleging that commercials falsely implied he was endorsing their products. [Yahoo News]

* The Alaska Bar has cancelled a conference at which Alan Dershowitz was due to speak, sidestepping the controversial choice of speaker. [Alaska Daily News]

* A judge nixed a $30 million counsel fee related to the settlement of a class action against Yahoo. The lawyers are still getting around $23 million, so they won’t starve… [Reuters]


Jordan Rothman is a partner of The Rothman Law Firm, a full-service New York and New Jersey law firm. He is also the founder of Student Debt Diaries, a website discussing how he paid off his student loans. You can reach Jordan through email at jordan@rothmanlawyer.com.

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