Make Money Monday: How Lawyers Can Make Zoom Bloom and Boom Rather Than Doom Online Marketing

By now, most lawyers are well-acquainted with Zoom,  which has quickly emerged as a lifeline for lawyers attempting to re-establish a semblance of their former IRL online.  As with any other marketing tools – whether Yellow Pages from days of yore to the web and social media, Zoom is just a medium for conveying content.  The message that you convey through that content still depends entirely on you.  In other words, whether you get in front of people on Zoom or Facebook or face-to-face-but-six-feet-apart, garbage in still equals garbage out..  With that in mind, below are a couple of suggestions that zoom in on ways that your firm can use Zoom to market make your practice bloom and boom, rather than doom it to embarrassment or ethics violations. 

Network Online With Purpose  

With most in-person networking events cancelled, some lawyers have tried to fall back on zoom to take advantage of the void by creating online happy hours to replace in person interaction.  Having attended some of these online extravaganzas, I can tell you they’ve been a big bust – with dull, stilted conversation, or no meaningful opportunity to introduce myself and discuss my business.  That’s not to say that you shouldn’t try a Zoom chat – but rather than just toss out an invitation, think about a topic you might tackle, or hand-select a small group of participants who would enjoy meeting each other.  A successful Zoom call isn’t about nabbing that vanity screen-shot grid of 100 participants, but rather, about collaborating, exchanging ideas and making connection.  When a participant comes away from a Zoom call that has stimulated that level of discussion, you can bet that they will think of you for case referrals and other opportunities in the future.  

Help Others Feel Comfortable Online   

Many lawyers aren’t yet comfortable with all of Zoom’s technical features or come across like some character to of the Blair Witch Project because they haven’t mastered lighting or makeup.  Why not sponsor a Zoom for beginners’ call where you could help your colleagues or small business clients run through the various Zoom controls and offer tips on background lighting, positioning the camera to achieve a flattering angle and appropriate attire and makeup (if you’re not comfortable talking about appearance face to face, you can send an article like this one from Forbes, or this post from my friend Michael Eisenbertg’s Tech Savvy Lawyer Blog  on using a  lume cub for lighting.  Teaching others to Zoom with confidence will help them generate clients and cash, which increases your chances of being hired or referred cases in return.

Make Content Useable

Zoom is so user friendly and cheap (as in free!) that it’s easy to produce hour-long webinars.  Trouble is, who wants to sit through the playback?  To make your content more palatable for users,  you can do what I did for my nearly two-hour Zoom session which is to annotate the video, or you could transcribe your entire video with cheap AI-powered tools like Trint or Sonix.

Do One on One Zooms

Many clients are now inundated with Zoom webinar offers. – but still demand on on one attention. Invite clients to a personal zoom session or schedule catch up calls with colleagues that are face to face.  Or consider a Meet and Eat, an idea I posted about a couple of years ago.  

Just Do It!

Finally, if you haven’t been using Zoom at all, now’s the time to take the plunge. Though I’ve been using online video to deliver webinars since the days of now defunct Dim Dim (circa 2008), I hadn’t been a fan of video calls until recently. Just employing the platform on a regular basis has made me a more facile user but also given me new ideas on how to use the platform.  Stay tuned!

How are you using Zoom in your practice? Share your ideas in the comments below?

Paul Singer Should Probably Just Factor In A Fine Whenever Investing In French Transport

Scooter Is Now The Perjury Dog And You May Tweet Her Your Stories Of Lying Under Oath, General Dishonesty

Last week, I wrote about the rarity that is a criminal prosecution for lying during the course of a family law case. It seems that a good number of you took that to mean something along the lines of “email me your story about someone lying in a family law case.” A couple of you even tracked down my phone number to call me with your tales of matrimonial law woe.

There’s nothing really wrong with that, I’m not annoyed or anything (although I might not get back to all of you in a timely fashion, I get a lot of email). I know people need to express this stuff, and therapy is expensive. Unfortunately, there is not a surplus of willing ears ready to listen. Yet, I am only one man.

Nearly crippled by despair over the sorry state of honest discourse in modern society, as I read a few of my more entertaining emails aloud, a partial solution presented itself. I realized that the lab-border collie mix curled up at my feet just viscerally f*cking hates perjury. She simply cannot stand the thought of someone taking an oath and then casually disregarding it.

“Ever since I was a little pup [which was about eight months ago], I’ve had a very strong respect for the truth,” Scooter said. “I couldn’t just sit by in good conscience and let people lie like that when the consequences were so dire. Something had to be done, and after we talked it over, my colleague Mr. Wolf agreed to be my sidekick.”

Thus, the simple household canine Scooter was reborn (on Twitter) as Perjury Dog.

OK, so maybe Scooter didn’t actually say that stuff, but that’s what I took her to mean when I stopped reading perjury emails at her and she rolled over for a belly rub. At any rate, Perjury Dog is a living saint. She is going to listen to all the stories you tweet at her about perjury, perfidiousness, and general dishonesty. Not sure if it’s really perjury or just being an asshole? No problem, Perjury Dog might be able to help you sort it out! If something unusually compelling comes up, maybe she’ll even get her sidekick to write about it.

“We haven’t come up with a name for him yet,” Perjury Dog said. “Maybe Lawyer Person, something like that? It doesn’t really matter, no one’s here for him.”

Perjury Dog isn’t necessarily going to be limited to stories about lying under oath in court. There are all kinds of situations in which lying or evasiveness could (or should) place a person in legal jeopardy, and she wants to call bullshit on all of them. Meanwhile, Perjury Dog’s sidekick, [sidekick name to be determined], will continue to look mainly for financial-related deceitfulness so as to not stretch his editor’s tolerance for columnist creativity to the breaking point. Perjury Dog will also tweet a Perjury Dog Lie of the Week, and a lot of bad dog puns. Woof!

In case any of you need a reminder of the actual definition of perjury, here’s what it is in my jurisdiction (the definition in your jurisdiction should be pretty similar):

Subdivision 1. Acts constituting. Whoever makes a false material statement not believing it to be true in any of the following cases is guilty of perjury and may be sentenced as provided in subdivision 4:

(1) in or for an action, hearing or proceeding of any kind in which the statement is required or authorized by law to be made under oath or affirmation;

(2) in any writing which is required or authorized by law to be under oath or affirmation;

Minn. Stat. § 609.48.

So, feel free to tweet your stories of perjury and nonperjurious dishonesty alike to @PerjuryDog. Have fun, and remember: Perjury Dog is here to listen, and to educate!


Jonathan Wolf is a litigation associate at a midsize, full-service Minnesota firm. He also teaches as an adjunct writing professor at Mitchell Hamline School of Law, has written for a wide variety of publications, and makes it both his business and his pleasure to be financially and scientifically literate. Any views he expresses are probably pure gold, but are nonetheless solely his own and should not be attributed to any organization with which he is affiliated. He wouldn’t want to share the credit anyway. He can be reached at jon_wolf@hotmail.com.

Insemination Fraud Case Scores Win

“Fertility fraud” or “insemination fraud” is a newly developing area of law that — unfortunately — has become more prominent with the rising popularity of home DNA kits. Apparently, a lot of fertility doctors treated their patients with their own sperm, and only recently got busted for their heinous misconduct. In some of these cases, doctors even used their own sperm in place of a husband’s potentially viable sperm, meaning that the doctor caused a child to not be genetically related to their legal father.

To date, courts have struggled with how to handle these cases and how to let a jury weigh damages, if any. Can the child bring a medical practice claim years after the offending act? Is it a “wrongful life” or “wrongful pregnancy” lawsuit? Is there a “pain and suffering” component to not being related to your legal parent? These are tough questions for any jurist. However, a recent court order has opened at least one potential path for victims of this misconduct.

Judge David C. Nye of the United States District Court for the District of Idaho — who was first nominated by President Barack Obama and then renominated by President Donald Trump and confirmed in 2017 — has been doing his reading. In ruling on a number of motions in an insemination fraud case before him, Nye quoted heavily from the writings of Professor Jody Madeira, an insemination fraud expert and friend of this column. For example, Nye echoed Madeira’s description of the intrinsic violations committed by doctors against their patients.

[P]hysicians’ inseminations of nonconsenting (and unaware) patients represents a gross trespass under all standards of practice — including those in place decades ago… [W]hen a physician masturbates to produce a sample in one examination room, and then immediately uses that sample to inseminate a patient in another room, the boundaries are blurred between the clinical procurement of a biological sample and the sexual touching associated with masturbation, orgasm, and ejaculation. Insemination fraud introduces the gravest conflict of interest into the physician-patient relationship.

Well when you put it like that! Yeah, it’s even grodier than we had been talking about before. Generally, I try to keep this column classy by avoiding discussion of illicit masturbation and ejaculation. But in this context there’s no avoiding it. And it’s good to see that a federal court is delving into these same challenging and … sticky issues. Sorry.

The Case.

Regular readers of this column may recall the case of Kelli Rowlette and her, and her parents’, shocking lawsuit against Idaho doctor Gerald Mortimer. Forty years ago, in order to conceive, Rowlette’s parents Sally Ashby and Howard Fowler sought Mortimer’s assistance. After failed inseminations, Mortimer recommended that he mix anonymous sperm together with Fowler’s in order to increase the chances of conception (not a “procedure” that is currently done, but it was, apparently, a thing back in the day). The couple agreed after being reassured that the anonymous donor sperm would be from a college student resembling Fowler. The procedure worked, and the couple was overjoyed to give birth to their daughter.

Decades later, Rowlette took a home DNA kit and was surprised to see her results come back indicating that a Gerald Mortimer was her father. Not recognizing the name, she believed her parents when they said it must be a mistake in the test. The parents, however, were secretly horrified and did not want to devastate their daughter with the truth they were just now realizing –- their doctor had used his own sperm to inseminate Ashby, and it was their doctor who was Rowlette’s genetic father.

A few months later, when Rowlette came across a copy of her birth certificate listing Mortimer as the delivering doctor, she remembered the name, and she knew the DNA test results were not a mistake.

Legal Obstacles.

Rowlette and her parents brought a lawsuit against Mortimer, alleging medical malpractice, among other causes of action. Unfortunately, like other lawsuits in the arena of insemination fraud, the case has experienced a rocky road. In fact, the court dismissed Rowlette herself from the case, ruling that she “was never a patient of Dr. Mortimer’s with respect to the alleged misconduct that took place before she was born” and therefore the doctor did not breach any duty of care to her. However, the case was allowed to continue as to the parents Ashby and Fowler, specifically as to the medical malpractice claims.

The Court Starts To Get It. Finally. 

In February, Nye ruled on a number of significant motions for the case, including Mortimer’s motion for summary judgment — claiming plaintiffs lacked the elements of causation and damages for their claim — and Ashby and Fowler’s motion to amend their complaint to include a request for punitive damages.

In a win for insemination fraud cases generally, the judge ruled in favor of the plaintiffs on multiple counts, denying Mortimer’s motion for summary judgement and granting the plaintiffs’ request to include a request for punitive damages.

Mortimer had contended that the plaintiffs’ claims must be dismissed because they cannot show causation between Mortimer’s malpractice and the damages suffered by his former clients. This was despite admitting in deposition that Mortimer knew that what he did was wrong, and that he understood why his actions would cause emotional distress. But Mortimer’s counsel argued that it would have been impossible for Mortimer to foresee the damages, because he could not have foreseen how he was caught -– “through the internet and through DNA matching, two technologies that were incomprehensible during the relevant time period.” In a laughable moment of the 51-page order, the court points out that there is “obviously a distinction” between understanding one’s conduct could cause harm, and foreseeing being caught. That’s a third-degree burn.

Yes To Punitive Damages Despite Claim of Good Intentions.

In another enjoyable part of the order, the court shut down Mortimer’s argument against the plaintiffs’ addition of punitive damages because “the evidence in the record indicates Dr. Mortimer’s intentions were to do good.” The court quoted from Madeira’s writings again to point to a sinister flaw in this reasoning. “It is particularly despicable when such unscrupulous physicians — like other predators — use patients’ ‘desperation’ as an excuse for illicit inseminations … These are the same defenses that misogynists proffer to justify sexual harassment (‘She needed the attention!’ ‘She was asking for it!’), or when abusers blame victims and present themselves as the injured parties. These assertions hijack vulnerability and commonly reinjure those who are already suffering.”

Catching up with Madeira by email she added, “This latest order exhibits sound legal — and emotional — sense, and it bodes well for the plaintiff parents that Nye eviscerated Mortimer’s self-serving arguments. Mortimer’s motion for summary judgment had to twist the law to fit the bad facts — and I find it especially ironic to read because he’s the only one in the gallery of deceptive doctors to actually put his own DNA up on an internet testing service.” Wow. Bold.

While this case has a way to go before Ashby, Fowler, and Rowlette can feel that our justice system has truly recognized the wrong they suffered, the latest ruling is a positive step. Congrats to the family on winning this battle and to Madeira for her work getting the judicial acknowledgment it deserves.


Ellen Trachman is the Managing Attorney of Trachman Law Center, LLC, a Denver-based law firm specializing in assisted reproductive technology law, and co-host of the podcast I Want To Put A Baby In You. You can reach her at babies@abovethelaw.com.

Major International Law Firm’s Instagram Account Taken Over By Dancing Kid

Working from home isn’t easy. I think this far into our self isolation/social distancing experiment we can all admit that. And those of you, erm, locked up with families have it even worse. Tiny spaces, boredom, a pandemic, and kids just don’t mix well. One family has also learned the hard way that it can create an epic social media faux pas.

As revealed by Roll on Friday, an employee at Simmons & Simmons, a U.K.-based firm with $500,311,000 in 2018 gross revenue making them 93rd on the Global 200, had his phone hijacked by his daughter who then, in turn, took over the Simmons & Simmons Instagram account with some sick dance moves. Taking place in a backyard, the daughter broadcast her skills to the musical stylings of U.K. artist Wiley’s song Heatwave, featuring vocals by Ms D.

The good folks at Roll on Friday have a breakdown of exactly what happened on the now deleted post (because of course):

The live show captures ‘Lil D’ dancing to, “On my body, on my body, put your hands up on my body” until mum ruins everything by stopping the music.

“Mum! Muuum”, complains Lil D, “What did you dooo?”

“Get off the phone”, replies the girl’s mother. Lil D responds by turning the music back on, jumping into the frame and continuing to work it for her concert fans.

“Where’s my phone?” asks mum. “Your work phone’s there”, replies her daughter. “Where’s my other phone?” “There!” shouts Lil D, still grooving.

There is a panicked pause from mum. “Are you on instagram?”

“Yeah”, replies the girl, and mum grabs the phone.

“Wait!” cries Lil D.

Mum’s face looms into shot as the girl keeps on dancing in the background.

“Are you on, um…”, asks mum, with a distinct sliver of doubt in her voice. At which point her daughter grabs back the phone and dashes into the house, giggling.

“Oi!” shouts her father. Lil D stops. “Wait, is this your work one?”, she asks innocently.

“Yes!” screams dad. “Oh”, remarks the chastened girl, and the video feed cuts out on the best post which Simmons & Simmons has produced, or ever will.

In case the written word doesn’t quite capture the essence of this WFH snafu, a recording (with all the parties’ faces blurred) of the IG live show is available.

While Simmons & Simmons hasn’t commented on the incident, I, for one, think it’s great. It’s the most relatable thing that’s happened in Biglaw in, like, forever.


headshotKathryn Rubino is a Senior Editor at Above the Law, and host of The Jabot podcast. AtL tipsters are the best, so please connect with her. Feel free to email her with any tips, questions, or comments and follow her on Twitter (@Kathryn1).

World Of Esports Betting And How It’s Presented An Opportunity In The Coronavirus Climate

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Online and overseas gambling operators have already demonstrated a high level of success in providing esports gambling options, with worldwide revenues projected to hit $12.9 billion in 2020. That projection was offered prior to anyone knowing about COVID-19 and could be even loftier given the current stay-at-home climate.

New Jersey has a pending proposed bill allowing broader esports betting within its borders. Nevada recently approved esports wagering on the CS:GO game, which should open the floodgates for further esports wagering options in the state.

Why have esports betting offerings not received better traction in the United States until now?

“Firstly, there’s the issue of sport integrity — a major consideration in esports considering that the industry is known to have struggled with issues of cheating,” said Jason Chung, executive director of esports at the University of New Haven. “That’s why the Nevada Gaming Control Board required that sponsors of an event jump through hoops in order to approve an esports event for gambling such as providing a full description of the event, a comprehensive breakdown of how the wagers would be placed and how winning wagers would be determined and also satisfy regulators that the event was appropriately supervised.”

However, with COVID-19, it appears that either the Nevada Gaming Control Board has relaxed standards and is more willing to entrust more mature tournament operators with assuring fair competitions or that the esports industry has reached out to the Nevada Gaming Control Board to figure out how to satisfy their requirements, Chung said. He added that it is likely to have been a combination of both, although the political and economic pressure on the Nevada Gaming Control Board to be flexible is sure to have been immense given a statewide shutdown during the coronavirus crisis.

Brandon Pitts, the founder of esports mobile app One Up, has also experienced tremendous growth during COVID-19 and does not restrict his offering to Nevada. One Up’s offering allows users to agree to compete against others in games like Madden, Fortnite, and NBA2K for a wager of $5 to $10,000.

Pitts refers to this period of staying at home as an on-demand opportunity for people to monetize their skills while they sit around in quarantine. He said that from Q4 2019 to completion of Q1 2020 One Up has grown 427% in wager volume.

“Right now we are growing at a pace of 182% month-over-month,” Pitts added. “We’re doing over half a million in wagers every month. We have been on average ranked top 15 over the last 45 days above companies like FanDuel, DraftKings, UFC, and the NBA. Prior to that we were pretty consistently ranked top 50 to 75.”

While Pitts has focused his company on esports since its formation, other companies in the world of offering sports contests have shifted their offerings to more heavily rely on esports content during the coronavirus crisis. For instance, PrizePicks founder Adam Wexler said that its League of Legends contests on the daily fantasy sports platform serve as the app’s top market right now and that he expects more mainstream-accessible markets like Counterstrike, Call of Duty, and RocketLeague to catch up as more casual sports fans test out fantasy esports.

“As the overwhelming majority of sports leagues around the world were suspended one by one, esports quickly became the most compelling type of market we could offer,” Wexler explained. “Rather than trying to rely on Russian table tennis or Japanese sumo wrestling, which would be set aside as soon as more compelling markets became available again, we have always viewed esports as a growth market opportunity.”

Wexler is not alone. Nic Sulsky, who serves as president of the daily fantasy sports platform Monkey Knife Fight, said that his company’s esports active users are up 20 times from last year at this time and that Monkey Knife Fight is growing more than 25% week-over-week in its esports offerings.

“As with any company that experiences explosive growth early on, we had been primarily focused on maintaining and enhancing the products that were our key drivers and, pre-COVID, those products revolved around the main North American professional sports (NFL, NBA, MLB, NHL and golf),” Sulsky said. “What this pandemic has allowed us to do was to shift our focus to building, testing, analyzing and enhancing this other truly exciting revenue stream. We have dedicated resources to building our esports portfolio and exposing our brand to that undeniably attractive market.”


Darren Heitner is the founder of Heitner Legal. He is the author of How to Play the Game: What Every Sports Attorney Needs to Know, published by the American Bar Association, and is an adjunct professor at the University of Florida Levin College of Law. You can reach him by email at heitner@gmail.com and follow him on Twitter at @DarrenHeitner.

Moody’s report: Health insurers will remain profitable after pandemic – MedCity News

Most U.S. health insurers will remain profitable despite the Covid-19 pandemic, according to research by Moody’s Investors Service.   Researchers envisioned three potential scenarios, a “mild” scenario with an assumed infection rate of 2%, a “medium” scenario with 10% infected, and a “severe” scenario with 40% infected.

In the first two scenarios, insurers would still turn a profit. However, an expected recession could put a damper on commercial enrollments and revenues, according to the report released Monday.

In the mild scenario, insurers could actually see a benefit to earnings as a result of the pandemic, with cancelled elective procedures resulting in a decline in medical services. In the medium scenario, insurers would still remain “solidly profitable” before considering the impact of a recession, according to the report.

The scenarios took other factors into account, including how many patients were admitted to the ICU, how many needed ventilators, as well as telehealth and urgent care use. The models also assumed higher hospitalization rates among Medicare patients, as more severe cases of Covid-19 have been reported among the elderly.

“While developing these scenarios we factored in assumptions regarding infection rates, testing rates, and outpatient versus inpatient needs,” Moody’s Vice President  and Senior Credit Officer Dean Ungar said in a news release.

According to the report, smaller, regional insurers focused on commercial members would be the most vulnerable in each of the scenarios as a result of the pandemic.

“However, high levels of excess capital partially offset this risk,” the report stated. “And, these companies also maintain substantial levels of cash and short-term investments in their operating companies.”

Large insurers, such as UnitedHealth Group, may be better positioned as they offer insurance across commercial markets, Medicare and Medicaid. In the first quarter of 2020, United beat earnings expectations, though that reporting period was still relatively early in the pandemic.

Other national health insurers are expected to report their earnings results in the coming weeks.

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Top 50 Law School To Slash Faculty And Staff Salaries, Conduct Furloughs

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Thanks to the novel coronavirus, America’s largest law firms have been forced to undertake severe cost-cutting measures. From salary cuts, to furloughs, to layoffs, these firms are doing everything they can to make sure they can survive the economic upheaval that’s been caused by the COVID-19 outbreak that’s swept across the country.

But law firms aren’t the only law-related organizations that are suffering.

It’s a whole new world out there for colleges and universities whose student bodies have migrated to online learning environments due to social distancing measures, and those with associated law schools are really feeling the financial pinch.

Today, we have news on the first law school to implement pay cuts and furloughs for faculty and staff due to the coronavirus.

Per the Arizona Daily Star, the University of Arizona — including the James E. Rogers College of Law — is expecting to face “extreme” economic consequences. The school is currently projected to lose as much as $250 million. Here’s the school’s plan:

Employees making at least $200,000 have to take a 20% pay cut, while those making between $150,001 and $199,999 have to take a 17% pay cut.

Those making between $75,001 and $150,000 will be required to take 39 furlough days, or 1.5 days per pay period, equivalent to a 15% salary cut; those making between $44,500 and $75,000 are required to take 26 furlough days, or one day per period, equivalent to a 10% cut; and those making $44,449 and under must take 13 furlough days, or a half-day per pay period, equivalent to a 5% cut.

Dean Marc Miller says he hasn’t heard of anything like this happening at other law schools. Arizona Law’s cuts are expected to begin May 11 and run through June 2021.

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University of Arizona sets furloughs, pay cuts lasting months amid pandemic [Arizona Daily Star]
Pay cuts and furloughs are on the horizon at Arizona law school [ABA Journal]


Staci ZaretskyStaci Zaretsky is a senior editor at Above the Law, where she’s worked since 2011. She’d love to hear from you, so please feel free to email her with any tips, questions, comments, or critiques. You can follow her on Twitter or connect with her on LinkedIn.

After Complaint Likening Pride Flag To Swastika, Texas Judicial Commission Makes Courtroom Rainbowfrei Zone

Are rainbow flags the same as swastikas or Confederate stars and bars? Asking for the Texas State Commission on Judicial Conduct, which just forced Judge Rosie Speedlin Gonzalez of Bexar County Court 13 in San Antonio to get rid of her pride flag after a complaint by a local attorney.

While the complaint has not been made public, criminal defender Flavio Hernandez told the San Antonio Express News that it was a simple question of fairness. How could he “in good conscience” subject his clients  “to the implied authority of this unofficial flag symbolizing the Judge’s personal bias?”

“Other flags expressing personal bias such as white supremacy (swastikas), or black slavery (confederacy) are also divisive and inappropriate symbols in our courtrooms,” Hernandez told the paper. “I may not be able to turn the dark tide of legalized immorality infecting our nation like a virus, but in my small way, I voiced my support of traditional American family values.”

That’s an odd analogy at a time when an actual pandemic virus is infecting the nation. But more to the point, I BEG YOUR PARDON??? If Mr. Hernandez was willing to express such naked bigotry to the media, exactly what did he say in the complaint to the Commission on Judicial Conduct? And if he didn’t allege any actual bias by Judge Gonzalez, the first openly gay judge elected in Bexar County, then why exactly did the Commission force her to remove not just the flag, but a rainbow pin, pen, mousepad, and eyeglasses, in addition to a Mexican serape?

Gonzalez told NBC that one county judge displays an Irish flag, while another wears a camouflage robe in the courtroom, without bringing down the ire of the Commission. There is even a rainbow on the wall of the family courtroom.

“If you don’t tell them to take their rainbows down, then it’s not about the rainbow, it’s about me,” she told NBC.

Gonzalez is appealing the Commission’s ruling.

“Judges all over the state of Texas have a right to express their First Amendment rights. They don’t lose that right when they become elected,” her attorney Deanna Whitley told the Express. “Judges might have a Mothers Against Drunk Driving emblem or they might have a cross or they might have a Bible or a flag with a thin blue line. There was no showing that Rosie was, in any ruling, biased in favor of or against anyone.”

The Express editorial situates Judge Gonzalez’s reprimand within a larger struggle between the Commission and the state’s anti-LGBTQ leadership. Columnist Gilbert Garcia writes:

Last November, the commission sanctioned Dianne Hensley, a Waco justice of the peace who had defied federal law by refusing to conduct same-sex weddings, even though she performs weddings for opposite-sex couples.

In response to that sanction, two voting members of the commission who were awaiting Senate confirmation found themselves summoned to meetings with Gov. Greg Abbott’s staff. Abbott subsequently withdrew their nominations.

Attorney General Ken Paxton, like Abbott an opponent of LGBTQ rights, refused to defend the commission in the lawsuit that Hensley filed against it.

So it looks like the commission bowed to anti-LGBTQ forces with a private warning to Gonzalez that it hoped would get no media coverage and would make the whole flag issue go away.

But Judge Gonzalez and her flag are not going away.

“I have no intention of being bullied off my bench,” she told NBC. “The conservative leadership needs to acknowledge we are a diverse state and things need to change.”

For now her pride flag sits outside her chamber door. Because putting it on the back of the courthouse transport bus would probably be just a little bit too on the nose.’

Garcia: State commission wants judge to banish rainbow flag [San Antonio Express News]
Texas judge says she was forced to remove pride flag from courtroom [NBC]


Elizabeth Dye (@5DollarFeminist) lives in Baltimore where she writes about law and politics.

Why Attorney Supervision Could Undermine The ‘Diploma Privilege Plus’ Movement

With the bar exam short-circuited by the pandemic, interest in alternatives to the test have gained traction. After years of the monolithic exam cramping everyone’s imagination, new paths to licensing are finally being discussed in the open, with one state poised to make a leap, and students and legal educators across the country pushing other jurisdictions to follow suit.

At this point, the calls for reform are targeted at the current crop of law school graduates stuck with a sliding bar exam date and no guarantee they can even take the test when the world resumes. But there are those who see this as an opportunity to engage in a major long-term overhaul of the process, one that could include knock-on effects in law school reform as regulators are forced to take seriously the role of guaranteeing that law schools produce capable attorneys rather than pawn off problems on a bar exam three years and hundreds of thousands of dollars later.

The most popular bar exam alternative calls itself “diploma privilege plus” and requires law school graduates to jump through a number of theoretical and practical hoops to earn admission to the bar, including enhanced CLE obligations and a period of supervised practice. It’s a sound program for attorney licensing, which is why the National Conference of Bar Examiners desperately unloaded on it. But there is one nagging issue that needs to get cleared up if this is going to work: who is going to do all of this supervising?

This isn’t a problem for law school grads with jobs lined up in the industry. An associate’s first year is where most of an attorney’s practical education happens anyway. But for those not planning to work explicitly in the legal services industry or those planning to go solo out of the gate, where are they finding these positions? The law is already a harsh workplace of long hours and occasionally dictatorial personalities. Add in that there is already an unfortunate loophole in the labor laws that allows practitioners to employ lawyers without paying them a minimum wage and the risks to aspiring attorneys of handing considerable licensing power to their supervisors is obvious before we even broach the risk of sexual or racial harassment. Without a solution that protects law school graduates from exploitation, the diploma privilege plus regime will always have this lingering weakness.

Though it’s one that could be solved rather simply if the law schools were willing to revolutionize themselves too. If the third year class schedule got junked and replaced with a supervised practice system administered by the school, clinics would fulfill this function for those uninterested in taking private sector jobs, while both government and firm partners could take 3Ls on to learn practical skills while providing standardized feedback to the school that will ultimately issue the supervisory period approval.

It’s not easy. There are vested interests in the status quo, tangential reforms that law schools aren’t going to like, and new safeguards that need to be worked out and implemented. However, the opportunity is here for some industry self-reflection and for those unafraid of challenges, this could be the juncture where the profession is strengthened for the future. Reforming the law is a lot like stopping a cruise ship on a dime.

But much like stopping cruise ships, an infectious disease is more than up to the task.

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