Biglaw Partner Makes Up For Being A Jerk By Getting Texas Employees Access To A Plumber

Last we checked in with Kirkland & Ellis’s Andy Calder, a partner and member of the firm’s global management committee, it was early in the pandemic (May 2020) and he sent a biting email to associates in the firm’s Houston office. The email scolded folks that they need to keep churning out billable hours and that the firm “isn’t a gravy train where you can just chill and be along for the ride” and that “the math is not going to work out well for you at the end of the year.” We (rightly, to my mind) chided Calder for his stark lack of compassion as most folks were and are simply doing the best they can to get through during the global freaking pandemic.

In the wake of the Texas winter weather-pocalypse, it seems Calder is showing a kinder side. Freezing temperatures and snow across Texas last week led to massive blackouts and loss of heat, which, in turn begot freezing and burst pipes. That put a premium on plumbing services, and Kirkland is stepping up to make sure employees are able to access a plumber in their time of need. As a tipster at the firm noted, “For all those who wanted to rag on Calder for the gravy train email….this is what hes [sic] really about.”

So what did the email, sent to all employees in the Houston office, say:

Appreciate that many folks in Houston have burst pipes and can’t find a plumber for love nor money. That doesn’t work, so we have managed to procure a plumber to prioritize Kirkland employees at a slightly reduced rate over the coming days. Essentially we have put him on retainer for the firm.

Employees are instructed to reach out to the partner, who isn’t Calder (or his assistants) that facilitated the hookup, and they’ll be put on the top of the plumber’s list. “Should be same day or worst case next day service. You will be invoiced a reduced amount, then we will pick up the rest.” Which is a nice perk, any way you slice it.

But folks are also advised not to share the offer beyond the “Kirkland family” in order to not “blow availability for colleagues.” (As Kirkland-ites are advised to schedule the plumbing appointments through the firm’s contacts, it’s unclear how this would even work.) I mean, sure, maybe your grandma desperately needs water, but she’s not going to bill for the firm, is she?


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Imperfect Flawlessness

“It is a COMPLIMENT, not a COMPLEMENT, Olga. There is a huge difference!” Read the email I received from the senior partner.

He included links to Webster’s Dictionary and a grammar article. Three other partners and two senior associates chimed in, and I was deluged with cheap jokes for a few days. I had the pleasure of being cc’d on several of these emails.

My sin? I found the winning case law, received extensive praise for my research, and hastily responded on my device with a lot of enthusiasm: “Thank you! I appreciate the complement.”

After I read the partner’s reply, I wanted to send him screenshots of a few other Webster’s entries, namely “pedantic” and “punctilious,” but, as I was a first-year associate, I decided that might not be the brightest idea. Having said that, it didn’t change my view on the obsession lawyers have with perfectionism.

Who cares about comas and gramma!?

Wait.

I guess, in some cases, it is important, but I just don’t see a need to put perfection up on a pedestal. If you think you have been deemed an “arbiter of truth,” then you are — rather ironically — living a lie. My nouns may not be professional or totally correct, but if people can choose their pronouns, I should be allowed to choose my normal nouns (mine might actually be less confusing).

Don’t get me wrong, I don’t mean anything’s wrong with exploring pronouns, but, as most people who study communication and linguistics will tell you: the bottom line of communication is not its rules, but its message. As long as the other person clearly understands what you were trying to say, you have successfully communicated!

So far, I’ve been talking about communication outside of a professional context. If your contracts are full of typos, then, yes, that presents a bad image of you and the company you work for. But, in a situation like mine, I don’t see a great necessity for perfection.

Perfection is like spelling; sometimes it’s fine to get close enough. I think lawyers have a slightly unhealthy obsession with impeccability. Nobody is perfect, so why put up a facade? Why pretend? In some cases, I would argue that demonstrating your human fallibility by making mistakes helps you and others. It eases tension while making you more relatable and even endearing. Everyone makes mistakes, and, in a healthy environment, people will be more comfortable with you because they can see that you’re imperfect, too, no different from them.

But finally, and, perhaps, most importantly:

Perfection is not my virtue, but rather, the substance of what I do and say measures my worth!

The crux of the matter should not be linguistic, but holistic. The weight of the content, the depth of the research, the strength of the proposition — all of these factors of writing are significantly more appropriate than whether there are any spelling mistakes or grammar errors here and there. As a lawyer, I studied a lot and picked up a lot of skills. After all, it’s a competitive industry, and you’re expected to deliver high-quality results. Lawyers deliver high value, while editing and proof-reading are comparatively low value compared to the substance itself. Not only that, but it can be automated with the likes of spellcheck or Grammarly.

I would much rather mess up an English clause than a legal one. If I spend time fretting about perfection, then I will never consistently attain adequacy. It’s hard to focus on the bigger picture when you must scrutinize everything through the lens of a microscope.

Don’t fake flawlessness or bow down to worship at its pedestal. Embrace imperfection but deliver substance. The worst trade-off would be sacrificing functionality for the sake of appearance.


Olga V. Mack is the CEO of Parley Pro, a next-generation contract management company that has pioneered online negotiation technology. Olga embraces legal innovation and had dedicated her career to improving and shaping the future of law. She is convinced that the legal profession will emerge even stronger, more resilient, and more inclusive than before by embracing technology. Olga is also an award-winning general counsel, operations professional, startup advisor, public speaker, adjunct professor, and entrepreneur. She founded the Women Serve on Boards movement that advocates for women to participate on corporate boards of Fortune 500 companies. She authored Get on Board: Earning Your Ticket to a Corporate Board Seat and Fundamentals of Smart Contract Security. You can follow Olga on Twitter @olgavmack.

Top Biglaw Firm Celebrates Inclusiveness With New Partner Class That’s 75 Percent Diverse

Year in and year out, we watch law firm after law firm pay lip service to their commitment to diversity in the legal profession, with promises to recruit, retain, and promote more attorneys who are racially and ethnically diverse, LGBTQ+, and/or women, as well as those with disabilities. Despite these continued assurances, many Biglaw firms are falling behind when it comes to this important metric to create a more inclusive workplace, while others continue to perform beyond expectations, hitting it out of the park for diversity over and over again.

In our New Partner Watch feature, we writing about new partnership classes at selected firms. We tend to write about announcements that are, for one reason or another, interesting. For this current cycle, we’ll be focusing on diversity (or the lack thereof) among new Biglaw partners. If you think you have a class that merits scrutiny, please email us (subject line: “New Partner Watch”).

Today’s topic: The 14 new partners at Orrick, which the firm just announced on Friday. From their press release (emphasis ours):

Orrick is delighted to announce the promotion of 14 lawyers to the firm’s partnership, effective January 1, 2021. …

The class reflects Orrick’s longstanding commitment to inclusion. Seventy-five percent of the U.S. class members are diverse and/or women, exceeding the Mansfield Rule standard. Continuing a trend of the past four years, we are delighted to promote a member of the class while on caregiver leave.

“It took extraordinary grit, adaptability and character to complete one’s partner candidacy over the past year – and we believe those qualities are key to outstanding lawyering in the future,” said Orrick’s Chairman & CEO Mitch Zuklie. “We have no doubt that we will be a stronger firm because of this exceptional class.”

Congratulations to these 14 new partners on grabbing the ultimate Biglaw brass ring, and congratulations to Orrick on the impressive diversity of its class. The new partners are diverse according to many metrics — by practice area, geography, racial or ethnic background, and gender. On top of that, Orrick continues to demonstrate that it’s possible for attorneys to practice law and attain the greatest heights of success while balancing their family lives by promoting someone who was on caregiver leave.

Fresh off announcing its new diversity pipeline program, Orrick went above and beyond for the sake of diversity in its new partner class. If you’re in-house and you care about the diversity of your lawyers, you should know that Orrick does as well.

Can any other Biglaw firm compete with Orrick’s true commitment to diversity?

Orrick Promotes 14 to Partner [Orrick]


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Handling Protesters Outside The Building

Protesters are unhappy with something.

They’re going to set up shop outside your building next Tuesday.

What do you do?

The conventional wisdom screams: Alert building security. Alert the public relations folks. Alert key business people. And, when the protesters show up, ignore them.

The first three items are no-brainers; the last stems from universal experience: If you send somebody downstairs to talk to the protesters, you’ll have created a viral moment. Instead, let a dozen people with signs march around for a while. Let them get tired. They’ll go home. And you’ll have done your job: Minimized the disruption, and kept a small public relations issue from becoming a larger one.

But the protesters are coming, so someone schedules a call.

On the call, you’ll hear all the usual ideas:

“We should hand out pieces of paper that explain our position. That will make the protesters go home.”

But: “The protesters are coming to protest. They’re not coming to go home. If you hand out pieces of paper explaining our position, the protesters will set the pieces of paper on fire, creating a viral moment.  Do not hand out pieces of paper.”

Or:

“The other tenants in the building will complain. We really must invite the protesters inside.”

But: “The other tenants have no basis to complain. If the protesters are on public property, then they have the right to protest. And bringing protesters inside the building compounds the security problem and escalates the situation.”

Or:

“Why don’t we tell the protesters to meet with our lawyers at the lawyers’ office?” Followed by: “The lawyers will never let all the protesters into the lawyers’ office.”

A bunch of pablum. You put your head in your hands; you put the phone on mute; you start to cry. You wait for the others to figure out that the law firm would invite only one, not all, of the protesters into the law firm’s offices.  Finally, somebody says something that resembles the truth: “That probably won’t cause the protesters to go away, but it’s better than having them protest outside our offices. Before the protesters arrive, we could extend an invitation for their lawyer to meet with our lawyer at our lawyer’s office. If there’s any negotiating to be done, it could be done there.”

That’s plausible.

It probably won’t work, because the protesters want to protest; they don’t want to negotiate. But it may be worth a try.

You think to yourself: “The conventional wisdom is occasionally wrong. But often there’s a reason for it. If protesters are going to appear outside your office, let them have at it. If you’re lucky, few people will notice, and eventually the protesters will get bored and go away. At a minimum, your actions won’t have made a bad situation worse.”

You should think about all hard problems anew. But you should consider the possibility that there’s a reason for routine answers to routine questions.


Mark Herrmann spent 17 years as a partner at a leading international law firm and is now deputy general counsel at a large international company. He is the author of The Curmudgeon’s Guide to Practicing Law and Drug and Device Product Liability Litigation Strategy (affiliate links). You can reach him by email at inhouse@abovethelaw.com

Effectively Manage Client (IOLTA) Trust Funds to Stay Compliant and Boost Cash Flow

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Live Webinar:
Date: February 25, 2021
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As a practicing attorney, you and your law firm are required to follow strict State Bar requirements when managing Client (IOLTA) Trust Funds. The attorney-client retainer agreement must contain language that is clear and concise about how and when trust funds are spent. 

Join us at 2pm ET on Feb. 25th to learn best practices to stay compliant, along with tips and tricks to boost cash flow!  CLE Credit available for attending this webinar.

In addition, to providing best practices on Client Trust Fund management, the presentation will provide tips and tricks on:

  • Monitoring work-in-progress and costs advanced against Client Trust Funds
  • Why paying costs direct from Client Trust Funds boosts cash flow
  • Tricks on sending Client Trust Fund replenishment invoices mid-month 
  • Why accepting electronic payments with LawPay will boost cash flow 
  • Tips on “what not to do with” Client Trust Funds

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Following 16 years of significant legal experience involving high stakes litigation, Mr. Padda decided to form a law firm that would assist individuals and businesses in vindicating their legal rights. Given his own life experiences and having witnessed injustices first hand, Paul decided to dedicate his legal talents towards helping others. Believing that every person has an obligation to give back to society and make a difference in one’s community, Paul and his law firm dedicate significant time and resources to various organizations and outreach activities dedicated to empowering local communities.  For instance, Mr. Padda and his law firm established the Community Justice Fellowship in partnership with the Legal Aid Center of Southern Nevada which, among other things, pays the salary of a full-time lawyer. Being raised in a multicultural environment and having a diversity of friends fostered an appreciation in Paul that all people, regardless of their background, are basically the same and share the common desire to be treated with dignity. Recognition of these important principles has guided Paul’s legal career as both a civil litigator and former federal prosecutor.

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Will Biden Take The Second Step Against The War On Drugs? Can He? 

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I have to admit something right of out the gate here: Because of his long and gruesome history of authoring the drug war, I utterly despise Joe Biden. There are few individuals outside of the Reagan administration — when “the true war on drugs began” — who bear as much blame for the modern drug war as Joe freaking Biden. For example, it was Biden who wrote the 1994 Crime Bill. Yet even that piece of misery was but one part of Biden’s embrace of the kind of panic politics that’s allowed the drug war to destroy as many lives as it has.

There are libraries of material written about the modern drug war, but what still stands out to me personally is Michelle Alexander’s New Jim Crow (here is a shortened law review article version). Just how enormous and deeply entrenched has the war on drugs become? Two points identified by Alexander put the issue in perspective:

[I]f our nation were to return to the incarceration rates of the 1970s — a time, by the way, when civil rights activists thought that imprisonment rates were egregiously high — we would have to release four out of five people who are in prison today.” More than a million people employed by the criminal justice system could lose their jobs.

In other words, not only is the sheer number of human beings we incarcerate grotesquely high, but there is a perverse economic incentive to keep it going. The simple fact is that without leaders such as Biden, who were so willing and eager to appear tough on crime, we wouldn’t have this system of mass incarceration. A system, by the way, that does not treat everyone equally but disproportionately impacts minorities. Of course, others besides Biden bear blame, but again, with things like the crime bill, Biden represents one of the primary figures that got us here.

But now that Biden is president it appears, at least rhetorically, that he wants to change the current state of things with the drug war he helped create. This appearance of a change of heart necessarily begs the question of what exactly can Biden do? As Elizabeth Nolan Brown at Reason points out, right now Biden can use his pardon power to start freeing drug war victims immediately. The ACLU has also called on Biden to direct federal prosecutors to quit pursuing drug cases. But will Biden do these things? I have my doubts. And when it comes to legislation, even if he wanted drastic change Biden is facing what likely amounts to an insurmountable hurdle.

Yes, the previous administration and Congress passed criminal justice reform in the form of the First Step Act. But that bill was extraordinarily modest, and even then faced an absurd campaign of fearmongering that very nearly derailed it. Any effort at significant reform, like say repealing the Controlled Substances Act, would therefore certainly face enormous obstacles. It is also important to remember that even if the entire Democrat majority in Congress was willing to support significant repeal of the drug war, the filibuster is still a thing and Senators Joe Manchin and Kyrsten Sinema have said they will not vote to get rid of it under any condition. So even if Biden wants to take a significant second step, it will require nuking the filibuster, which his party won’t do. The result is millions will continue to suffer.

I don’t take such a grim view because I want to or to suggest giving up. But one has to face reality. It would also be a mistake to harbor only grim views about our future. Even though our system of mass incarceration still targets Black men in particular disproportionately, from 2001 to 2017 the rate of incarceration for this demographic declined by 34%.

The only way to change things even more is to keep the issue at the forefront of our national politics. One can find no greater policy to criticize. I submit the war on drugs has been the most destructive, costly, and ineffective domestic policy in the past century. Millions upon millions have had their lives needlessly destroyed by it. Joe Biden should have to answer for the role he played. And Sinema and Manchin should have to explain why they won’t take the only steps available to correct a horrendous wrong.


Tyler Broker’s work has been published in the Gonzaga Law Review, the Albany Law Review, and is forthcoming in the University of Memphis Law Review. Feel free to email him or follow him on Twitter to discuss his column.

Lin Wood Faces Sanctions And Disbarment, But Law School Just Can’t Quit Him (Or His Donation)

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Lin Wood has had a rough go of it since pinning his hopes on election fraud conspiracies that never panned out. He’s been tossed from Twitter, kicked off the Carter Page case by an irate judge, faces sanctions in Michigan, there’s an open inquiry into his disbarment, and doxxed the disciplinary committee to his “army of patriots.” The Covington Catholic kid even cut ties with him. Sometimes it seems that poor Lin can’t catch a break.

But Mercer University still has his back!

After pressure mounted to remove Wood’s name from the school’s moot courtroom and return the million-dollar gift he’s committed to the school, he crashed a law school Zoom call to push back against students, the sort of totally normal fight accomplished lawyers throw themselves into all the time.

“Law students, faculty, and alumni are outraged by the university’s inaction,” a tipster reports. Law school leadership seems to recognize that Wood’s behavior over the last several months more than warrants severing all ties to the tarnished litigator. Unfortunately, it’s not up to the law school, but Mercer University president Bill Underwood and the school’s trustees. And Underwood is laying low and hoping this all blows over and he can just pocket Wood’s money, proving once again that the line between “savvy” and “moral cowardice” is… actually pretty clear to everyone who isn’t trying to justify themselves in the mirror.

Universities need money, of course, and school leadership has to worry that it might chill the philanthropic community to know that their gifts might be rejected down the line. On the other hand, maybe we can just stop the slippery slope at “facing disbarment after advocating for the execution of the vice president of the United States.” That seems like an entirely reasonable yardstick.

It’s like watching Homer and Bart chase after the runaway pig roast. Mercer University leadership opens every new Lin Wood story and says, “it’s just a little sanction… it’s still good, it’s still good!” “It’s just a little allegation of voter fraud… it’s still good, it’s still good!”

To be clear, Underwood and the trustees shouldn’t need anything else to pull the plug on this. But the flipside of potentially scaring off donors by enforcing the barest of minimum standards is watching the Lin Wood anchor drag down the whole school. A Mercer donor should be very concerned right now that the school refuses to acknowledge you as anything but a cartoon money bag with legs. It’s a turnoff when an institution of higher learning is so thirsty for a mere million dollars that it’ll try to hide under the covers while a donor connects the school’s brand to cheering on insurrection.

On the other hand, the university slapped Walter F. George’s name on the law school until only a couple years back so maybe that’s their chosen fundraising crowd.

Earlier: Pressure Mounting On Law School To Rename Lin Wood Classroom
Lin Wood Shows Up On Mercer Law School Call To Defend Himself, Doesn’t Go Great
You Oughtta Have Your Head Examined, GA Bar Tells Lin Wood. Or Else.
Citing Lin Wood’s ‘Toxic Stew Of Mendacity,’ Delaware Judge Tosses Him Off Carter Page Suit
Trump Lawyers Say They Can’t Be Sanctioned Because They Didn’t Sign Anything (P.S. They Totally Signed Things)
Lin Wood Would Have To Be Crazy To Vote Illegally. Oh, Wait.
Lin Wood Asks ‘Army Of Patriots’ To Investigate State Bar Disciplinary Committee


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A ‘Chilling’ Look At The Threats Against Sonia Sotomayor And Other Supreme Court Justices

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One of the most heartbreaking stories in 2020 — a year filled with awful news — was the shooting at the house of federal judge Esther Salas, which injured her husband, defense attorney Mark Anderl, and killed her 20-year-old son, Daniel Anderl. The suspect in the case quickly emerged as Roy Den Hollander, a men’s rights attorney and former Cravath associate, whose online rants specifically targeted Judge Salas.

After the murder of her son, Judge Salas quickly became an advocate for increasing protection for federal judges. Of course, perpetual impediment to actual governing, Rand Paul, blocked the proposed legislation, named after the judge’s dead son.

Last night, 60 Minutes aired a powerful interview with Judge Salas where she told the world that, despite everything she went through, she’s going to continue her work as a federal judge, “As far as what I do on the bench, no, that’s not going to change. I’m not going to let [a murderer] take away my integrity, my work ethic, my pride.”

Salas also revealed that Hollander may have had bigger plans than attacking her. In their search of Hollander’s locker:

[The FBI] “found another gun, a Glock, more ammunition. But the most troubling thing they found was a manila folder with a workup on Justice Sonia Sotomayor.” Salas added,  ”Who knows what could have happened? But we need to understand that judges are at risk. That we put ourselves in great danger every day for doing our jobs.”

News of this threat against Justice Sotomayor dovetails with a newly released opinion by the U.S. Justice Department’s Office of Legal Counsel from 2010, detailing the additional security needed to protect the then-Supreme Court nominee, as reported by Law.com:

The opinion justified the U.S. government’s use of an “unanticipated needs” fund to pay the security-related hotel expenses of the then-Supreme Court nominee.

Written in 2010 by then-DOJ lawyer Jeannie Rhee, the OLC opinion said Sotomayor’s expenses fell within the law’s characterization of “unanticipated” because the U.S. Marshals Service “unexpectedly received information about the president’s nominee that caused it to determine that she required the protection of a security detail, and to request that she stay at a hotel with appropriate security features.”

But it’s more than Justice Sotomayor who gets threats. Fix the Court tweeted their that FOIA requests, submitted in the wake of Antonin Scalia’s death, showed “chilling” results — over 3,000 pages of redacted reported threats against Supreme Court justices:

Whatever’s underneath those redactions, it seems there are real and ongoing threats to the Supreme Court — something that the January 6th insurrection put into stark relief. It’s about time we did something about it.


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Quibi’s Most Compelling Content Ever Is A Posthumous Legal Brief About Paul Singer’s Lovelife

Short-form streaming video service Quibi is no more. After just six exceptionally underwhelming months in business—both in terms of subscribers and the content to which they were subscribing—it closed its doors and sold off its shows. But it still has one spicy, juicy story to tell, so gather ‘round.