Bar Exams In The Time Of COVID: Crashes, Hacks, And (A Few) Masks

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Ave Bar Examiners, morituri te salutant!

It’s disputed whether or not gladiators ever saluted anyone with the famous “we who are about to die” language, but it’s a fitting quote for contextualizing the July bar exam administration. Multiple states went forward with exams this week and the results have been mostly surreal and terrible.

This post will serve as your July bar exam coverage hub. We’ll be populating this post with links and social media reports throughout the day.

Now let’s breakdown the news so far…

Not All Hacks Are Bar Examiners

Michigan’s online bar exam crashed yesterday morning and by the end of the day they’d given up on the whole schedule and just gave out the passwords to all the modules at once. It was a chilling omen for the jurisdictions still committed to an October online exam.

But Michigan’s… defense?… is that the software didn’t crash on its own. According to ExamSoft, the vendor running the test, they were the victims of an elaborate cyberattack!

Assuming this is true — and with Indiana’s online exam, run by rival vendor ILG, still not working Occam’s Razor suggests this is really just an inherent problem with the platform — wouldn’t this be worse? If online bar exams are this easily hacked, doesn’t it spell doom for all of the upcoming exams? And even if all of the applicants’ personal data remained secure this time, what confidence is there that this will remain true next time? Remember, Michigan was the only online bar exam this week, meaning ExamSoft could devote immediate attention to resolving the problem. In October, we’re planning on multiple online exams with orders of magnitude more applicants running simultaneously.

Anyway, more about yesterday’s crash here: Today’s Online Bar Exam… Has Crashed

In True Exams The Smallest Distance Is Too Great And The Greatest Distance Can Be Bridged

For those taking the exam in person, many were stunned to learn that the bare minimum of social distancing… isn’t all that distant. In fact, it can appear downright crowded.

Read more about the cramped seating in Montana here: Bar Exam ‘Socially Distant’ Seating Doesn’t Look Much Different Than Its ‘No Cheating’ Seating and North Carolina here: This Is What A Socially Distanced Bar Exam Looks Like… Do You Feel Safe? And check out the report on North Carolina’s happy fun time maskless lunch here: Bar Exam Lunch Appears To Be A Maskless Mess

Who Was That Unmasked Man?

Bar examiners were SUPER SERIOUS about wearing masks during the exam… for about 5 minutes.

Virginia had the same problem:

And North Carolina:

Remember to hit us up at tips@abovethelaw.com with any tips you have about the bar exam administration. We depend on you!


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Geoffrey Berman Sure Was Bad At Turning Over Exculpatory Evidence

Morning Docket: 07.29.20

* Rapper Master P’s lawsuit against a marijuana investment firm has gone up in smoke. Guess the chances at success were just a pipe dream, and the arguments were half baked (I can go all day). [GeekWire]

* Although Mitch McConnell may be nervous about a large amount of COVID-19 personal injury lawsuits, only a small number of such cases have been filed to date. [Politico]

* Check out the list of Billboard’s top music lawyers for 2020. [Billboard]

* Attorney General Barr had some heated exchanges with House Democrats at hearings on the Hill yesterday. [USA Today]

* A criminal defendant may receive a new trial because a juror who is a lawyer did his or her own legal research on the case. This attorney should know better… [ABA Journal]


Jordan Rothman is a partner of The Rothman Law Firm, a full-service New York and New Jersey law firm. He is also the founder of Student Debt Diaries, a website discussing how he paid off his student loans. You can reach Jordan through email at jordan@rothmanlawyer.com.

J.Lo And A.Rod’s Biglaw Firm Of Choice

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Ed. Note: Welcome to our daily feature Trivia Question of the Day!

Despite being being associated with the Bronx and the other New York professional baseball team, Alex Rodriguez and Jennifer Lopez are reportedly making a bid to buy the New York Mets. What elite Biglaw firm, which handled other legal work for the pair, has the engaged couple tapped for that representation?

Hint: The firm previously represented hedge fund bigwig Steven Cohen in his failed attempt to acquire an 80 percent stake in the Mets. Cohen will reportedly have to find new representation to reenter the Mets bidding.

See the answer on the next page.

Portland Is A Totem

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If you want a detailed account of what has been happening in Portland, Oregon, from the very beginning in fact, look no further than this long and thoroughly detailed piece by journalist Robert Evans. Even with such detail, there are many, including the current president, who do not care to understand or intentionally misrepresent the facts there. With all that is going on in this country it is understandable that many might not care about Portland, but as far as this president goes, his misrepresentation is not at all surprising. This is a president known to portray areas of the country as literally “rat-infested” hellscapes, despite all available evidence existing revealing the contrary.

The reality in Portland, however, is that over the past several weeks crime has been lower than average. Indeed, up until a couple of weeks ago even the protests in Portland were decreasing. Until the feds showed up that is. Using what can only be best described as alarming and deeply troubling tactics against the protestors. In response to criticism of these tactics (in which camo-clad federal agents snatched a peaceful protestor off the street and put him in an unmarked van), the acting head of the Department of Homeland Security appeared ignorant of what the Fourth Amendment is, or what it guarantees.

It used to be that this sort of jack-booted thuggery from the feds, even when the people on the receiving end were wrong themselves, was something groups like the NRA expressed outrage against. J.D. Tuccille in Reason sums up the hypocrisy going on here perfectly:

Now, violent protests — riots — are spreading beyond Portland to other cities. The federal government’s minions have successfully provoked a nasty reaction in SeattleAustin, and elsewhere.

That was true in 1995, too. The NRA got its biggest pushback on criticism of federal agents after the Oklahoma City bombing, which was planned and carried out by extremists outraged over lethal federal abuses at Ruby Ridge and during the Waco siege. Then, as now, brutal federal tactics provoked a violent reaction with which defenders of the federal government tried to associate critics of official misconduct.

That’s a shame; if the critics had been taken seriously, we might have avoided more violence and loss of life. That is, correctly calling out “jackbooted thugs” no matter who their targets are could be a good way of trying to head-off a cycle of reactive violence, if the warnings are heeded.

But we live in a time when too many people are concerned about the treatment of their tribe rather than equal protection and decent treatment for everybody. An unfortunate number of gun rights supporters and people on the right who, quite rightly, raged against abusive ATF agents in the past are quiet about or even supportive of federal agents busting the heads of protesters.

To be fair, there is strong evidence we are all victims of the Moralistic Fallacy: Where we reject substantiated evidence in favor of our own moral intuitions. Nevertheless, the best bulwark against this fallacy/bias/trait is still universal rights that, in practice, should not be applied depending on whose ox is being gored.

The good news is that many, including those within the federal government are standing up for these universal rights. As I write this, Army National Guard Major Adam D. DeMarco has released excerpts of his statement to Congress (that I would encourage everyone to read) regarding the violent ejection of peaceful protestors from Lafayette Square so the president could take a photo-op. According to DeMarco, the demonstrators were “engaged in the peaceful expression of their First Amendment rights. Yet they were subjected to an unprovoked escalation and excessive use of force.”

I know how simplistic and cliché this might sound but maintaining our civil liberties simply requires those on the inside and out to stand up and state the obvious as DeMarco and the majority of peaceful protestors in Portland and elsewhere have. Of course, it would be foolish to expect everyone to do this or for hypocrisy to end. But there can be little doubt that public opinion has turned in favor of today’s protestors, unlike yesterday’s. In other words, the time has never been riper to vocally and peacefully defend our rights against jack-booted thuggery.


Tyler Broker’s work has been published in the Gonzaga Law Review, the Albany Law Review, and is forthcoming in the University of Memphis Law Review. Feel free to email him or follow him on Twitter to discuss his column.

Lone Star Standing

In patent monetization circles, patents asserted by (or even just sourced from) leading research universities are among the most sought-after, yet elusive, assets there are. Driving the desirability of university-sourced patents for erstwhile licensors are a number of unique characteristics those patents often demonstrate. There is tremendous jury appeal, for one, in patents sourced from brand-name research universities, partly because of the goodwill associated with their status as bastions of research and education, as well as the perception that academic inventors are truly at the cutting-edge of their fields. Add in that the profit motive is not automatically associated with universities the way it is with corporations (never mind NPEs), and juries seem inclined to recognize innovation arising out of universities even more favorably. As a result, it is no surprise that university-owned patents have led to some of the biggest patent verdicts in history.

Attracted by the hope of replicating those verdicts, a host of patent monetization players are ready and willing to pitch universities on patent assertion. Propelled by the rise of litigation funding, as well as patent marketplaces like Cypris showcasing university patents, entities from law firms to NPEs are approaching universities with confidence, hoping to convince tech transfer offices that patent monetization can lead to revenues for their institutions. Considering the pressure on those tech transfer offices in light of the enrollment and financial challenges presented by the COVID-19 pandemic, it is not hard to imagine that we stand at the precipice of a golden age of university patent assertion. Likely by a host of different types of plaintiffs, from the university themselves, to NPEs that have acquired university patents, to companies that have taken exclusive licenses to university patents for the primary purpose of commercializing the underlying technologies.

One of the challenges for assertion of university patents, however, is that whenever there is any transfer of rights from the university to a patent owner or exclusive licensee, standing issues can arise that can become a problem when part of the reason the university divested or licensed the patent for assertion to a third-party is because the university itself has no interest in participating in patent litigation, even if the litigation costs are being borne by someone else. If confronted by that fact pattern, an alleged infringer will no doubt look to standing as an issue of interest and a potential weak point to exploit against a university-sourced patent. In fact, a 2018 district court decision out of Texas had previously provided defendants with a roadmap for the successful use of a standing defense to get a patent case involving a university-sourced patent dismissed.

Until last week, that is. In a split decision, featuring the rare situation where all three appellate judges on the panel issued written opinions, the Federal Circuit recently overturned that Texas district court decision, finding that there was an abuse of discretion in the decision to dismiss the case because the 11th Amendment sovereign immunity enjoyed by the patent-owning university precluded its involuntary addition to the case as a plaintiff.

A mouthful, I know. Let’s set the scene. In the case, GENSETIX, INC. v. BAYLOR COLLEGE OF MEDICINE, patents that originated with the University of Texas related to cancer immunology ended up exclusively licensed to Gensetix. In 2017, Gensetix brought suit against Baylor, alleging infringement by Baylor, the new employer of the inventor on the patents Gensetix held the exclusive license in. Even though Texas had a contractual obligation with Gensetix to assist in infringement litigation, Texas declined to join the lawsuit as a co-plaintiff. Going further, Texas filed a motion to dismiss, asserting its sovereign immunity as a basis to avoid being forced into the lawsuit involuntarily.

As the defendant, Baylor pressed the issue even further. It argued that Texas was a necessary co-plaintiff, since Gensetix did not own all the rights in the patent. And since sovereign immunity barred Texas from being added to the case as an involuntary co-plaintiff, the case could not move forward against Baylor as a result. The district court agreed, dismissing the case. But the Federal Circuit found otherwise. The majority agreed, as an initial matter, that sovereign immunity applied to Texas, since unlike other state-owned universities who were found to have waived their immunity by asserting their patents, Texas had made clear from the get-go it had no interest in participating in Gensetix’s lawsuit. But while Texas couldn’t be added as an involuntary plaintiff due to its immunity, that did not mean that the district court was right to dismiss the case. First, there was no prejudice to Texas if Genestix’s lawsuit went forward, since the interests of both parties were aligned — both would see financial benefit from a successful result, for one. Next, the contract between the parties precluded Texas from filing a second lawsuit using the patents, considering that Gensetix had already exercised its rights to bring suit. Finally, since Texas was a necessary party, Gensetix had no choice but to try to proceed without Texas. Taken together, the Federal Circuit majority determined that equity principles compelled a result where Gensetix would be allowed to move ahead with its case — despite Texas’ immunity.

In concurrence, Judge Newman disagreed that Texas should have enjoyed sovereign immunity in light of its contractual obligations to Gensetix, but agreed that the case should proceed with or without Texas as a plaintiff. Conversely, Judge Taranto agreed that Texas enjoyed sovereign immunity, but dissented to the finding that the district court had incorrectly dismissed the litigation for failing to join Texas as a result of that immunity. In his view, while Genestix could have a claim against Texas for breach of contract, Texas’ concern about prejudice to its patent rights because of Gensetix’s assertion could not be ignored. Put differently, if Texas wanted to put its patents at risk, it was free to do so, but the decision to waive its sovereign immunity belonged to it alone — and no waiver was required just because a licensee wanted to advance a lawsuit.

Ultimately, the Gensetix decision will likely prove an important one as assertion of university patents becomes more popular with time. The analysis of sovereign immunity as it relates to standing, along with the consideration of whether all substantial rights were given over as part of the supposed exclusive license provides direction to universities and their monetization partners on how to structure deals to avoid standing issues, while allowing the university to preserve its sovereign immunity if it so desires. At the same time, the decision also highlights the complexities inherent in universities partnering with third-parties when it comes to patent assertion. Whether this decision will encourage more universities to go it alone is up for debate. College students may not be sure if they are going back to class. But it is a good bet their schools are considering whether to put their patents to work, COVID-19 be damned.

Please feel free to send comments or questions to me at gkroub@kskiplaw.com or via Twitter: @gkroub. Any topic suggestions or thoughts are most welcome.


Gaston Kroub lives in Brooklyn and is a founding partner of Kroub, Silbersher & Kolmykov PLLC, an intellectual property litigation boutique, and Markman Advisors LLC, a leading consultancy on patent issues for the investment community. Gaston’s practice focuses on intellectual property litigation and related counseling, with a strong focus on patent matters. You can reach him at gkroub@kskiplaw.com or follow him on Twitter: @gkroub.

A**hole Bouncer May Have Kept You From Getting A Drink, But Can No Longer Keep You From Getting A Job At A Bank

Open Layoffs v. Stealth Layoffs: What’s Preferable To Associates?

Current associates have expectations for how partners communicate that vary markedly from those of their decade-ago peers. They demand more openness, honesty and compassion. Stealth layoffs are highly visible internally and run counter to these expectations. They would cause profound and lasting damage to the respect associates have for partners and firm leaders, with consequent impact on motivation and loyalty. …

It’s clear that today’s associates would see stealth layoffs as management failing to take responsibility, being dishonest and lacking compassion. They’d exact a heavy toll on relationships with partners and leaders, and thus on motivation and ultimately firm productivity and vitality.

Hugh A. Simons, formerly a senior partner and executive committee member at The Boston Consulting Group and chief operating officer and policy committee member at Ropes & Gray, suggesting that open layoffs would be preferable to stealth layoffs for today’s generation of Biglaw associates. 


Staci ZaretskyStaci Zaretsky is a senior editor at Above the Law, where she’s worked since 2011. She’d love to hear from you, so please feel free to email her with any tips, questions, comments, or critiques. You can follow her on Twitter or connect with her on LinkedIn.

Depressed And Drowning In Debt: How Law School Loans Will Ruin Your Life

Debt financing your law degree with student loans is going to ruin your life. Fine, that’s a little harsh. Let’s try again. Debt financing your law degree with student loans is going to be a huge setback and you’re probably going to have to significantly delay starting your life. There we go. It’s brutally honest but it’s true.

According to a new report put together by the American Bar Association’s Young Lawyers Division, student loan debt serves as an albatross around the necks of the nearly 1,100 lawyers in the early stages of their careers who responded to a YLD survey. “Participants said heavy student loan debt is affecting virtually every aspect of their lives,” per the report. Really? No shit. Student loan debt ruins everything.

More than half of the survey respondents—56%–said they had postponed the decision to buy a house or opted to forgo buying altogether as a result of their debts. And 29% said they had either decided to postpone getting married or not get married because of debt. When it comes to having a children, 48% said their debt prompted them to delay that or decide to not have children altogether. …

More than half of the survey respondents—58%–said they postponed or decided not to take a vacation because of their loan debt, while 46% said they decided not to buy a car or postponed a car purchase due to their loans.

Survey respondents reported a median educational debt load of $160,000 (including undergraduate debt), and forty percent said their current debt load was higher than when they first graduated thanks to interest. About one quarter of the young lawyers who took the survey provided short answers about how those monstrous debt loads were affecting their lives. In short, shouldering this debt is causing lawyers to suffer.

“There was an underlying theme of unhappiness, frustration and fear stemming from loan burdens,” the report reads. “Many mentioned issues with mental health, and some cited depression. Others mentioned an inability to save for the future or retirement, as well as difficult choices related to healthcare for themselves or their family.”

Before you decide to debt finance a law degree, please thoroughly research the consequences you could face. It’s not pretty. Life with student loan debt sucks.

New Lawyers Put Off Kids, Home Ownership Due to Crushing Student Debt [Law.com]


Staci ZaretskyStaci Zaretsky is a senior editor at Above the Law, where she’s worked since 2011. She’d love to hear from you, so please feel free to email her with any tips, questions, comments, or critiques. You can follow her on Twitter or connect with her on LinkedIn.