Trump Financial Disclosure Values Rudy Giuliani’s Legal Services At… Zero

Rudy Giuliani’s price is above rubies. His wise legal counsel cannot be bought for love or money. How can you possibly put a dollar value on THIS?

Nevertheless, those sticklers at the Office of Government Ethics suggested that the hundreds of hours of legal services provided to the president gratis by America’s Looniest Mayor are worth something and must be declared as a gift on his financial disclosure. After all, Giuliani spent weeks gallivanting around Europe trying to prove that Joe Biden was corrupt. He pressured the Justice Department to open an investigation into allegations that Joe Biden stole $5.3 billion dollars from Ukraine, and he plastered the State Department with affidavits from Eastern European politicians who would testify to Biden’s perfidy if only they could get a visa to enter the United States. The president’s free lawyer was so successful that he managed to get his client impeached, which is no mean feat!

And yet, according to Donald Trump’s latest financial disclosure, the value of Rudy’s services is priceless, and thus doesn’t have to be disclosed.

Although we did not believe and do not believe that any pro bono publico counsel is reportable as a “gift,” at the request of OGE, we note that as has been widely reported in the media, Rudy Giuliani provided such pro bono publico counsel in 2018 and 2019. In any event, Mr. Giuliani is not able to estimate the value of that pro bono publico counsel; therefore, the value is unascertainable.

And indeed Greenberg Traurig had no more use for Mr. Giuliani’s legal services, terminating him in 2018 after he went on Sean Hannity’s show and seemed to claim it was his standard practice to pay hush money settlements out of an escrow account without telling the client first, and then billing it out as a “retainer.”

But Giuliani has found ways to monetize his time in the past two years. For instance, he met with the Justice Department on behalf of Alejandro Betancourt, a Venezuelan businessman being investigated for involvement in a billion-dollar bribery and money-laundering scheme. And he charged his pals Lev Parnas and Igor Fruman $500,000 for consulting work done for their company Fraud Guarantee. Unfortunately they got indicted for campaign finance before the venture got off the ground. But the check did clear!

So Rudy is certainly capable of putting a value on his time. But when it comes to his good buddy Donald Trump, “Mr. Giuliani is not able to estimate the value of that pro bono publico counsel.” Nor is he able to explain just how the provision of free legal services to a person who claims to have earned upwards of $446 million last year benefits the public.

But go on, put down “free legal services to billionaire” on your pro bono report to the managing partner and the state bar, and see how that one goes over. We dare ya!

Trump releases 2019 financial disclosure report [CNN]


Elizabeth Dye lives in Baltimore where she writes about law and politics.

Brexit- And Chicken-Loving Hedge Fund Manager Charged With Sexual Assault

Biglaw Firm Accused Of Firing Recent Widow Because She Seemed Distracted

This isn’t a good look. Biglaw isn’t known for being the kindest place to work, but you’d think — or at least hope — that a raging global pandemic would inspire some compassion. But according to a viral tweet that is not the case.

On Friday public radio producer and writer Starlee Kine tweeted out that her sister was fired from her job as a Biglaw paralegal. Her sister was widowed during lockdown, and the tweet says that the reason she was fired was because her unnamed boss “said she seemed distracted.”

Digging through the replies to the tweet, we learn that the widow was employed at Am Law 200 firm Carlton Fields — the firm made $198,752,000 in 2019 gross revenue making it 151st on the ranking. But despite that solid financial performance, this recent widow says she was fired.

And to add insult to injury, the now-former-Carlton-Fields-employee has to find health insurance during a pandemic. And as a Go Fund Me that’s been set up to defray costs reveals, the widow’s two year old (yeah, she’s a mom to two young kids) was recently diagnosed on the spectrum, so that’s another thing she’s dealing with. It seems rather than react with compassion given all that’s going on in this woman’s life, she was unceremoniously let go from the firm.

We reached out to Carlton Fields for comment, but have yet to hear back.

Best of luck to this recent widow — and everyone else who suddenly find themselves unemployed right now.


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Should Law Schools Be In Person Or Remote this Fall?

On April 26, 2020, Christina Paxson, the President of Brown University, penned an inspiring opinion piece published by the New York Times: “College Campuses Must Reopen in the Fall,” which can be read in full here. Her points were well-minded and sensible. They spoke of the importance of higher education to the livelihood of not just 3 million employees, but the US economy as a whole. President Paxson noted that “students face financial, practical and psychological barriers as they try to learn remotely,” and that by being in person “students will still benefit from all that makes in-person education so valuable: the fierce intellectual debates that just aren’t the same on Zoom, the research opportunities in university laboratories and libraries and the personal interactions among students with different perspectives and life experiences.” It was a compelling argument for pursuing an in-person experience in the Fall 2020 semester that served, I believe, to many higher education administrators as a rallying cry and green light to pursue an in-person education this fall. I spoke to some of those administrators soon after the article was published, and they were inspired. I was too, and I was hopeful that schools would be open on campus in the fall. President Paxson’s words were also written just as it looked that things were moving in the right direction nationally. We are all now familiar with the terminology “flattening the curve,” and many of us thought that with the mitigation efforts being implemented at the federal, state, and local level, we were on our way there.

Today, a little more than three months later, this is what has actually happened in the United States. Not the flattened curved model we were all optimistically hoping for but rather one singular wave that plateaued for a while, too high, and that has only grown larger with time.

Just as saliently, the age group that increasingly appears to be taking up a larger and larger share of total COVID infections has shifted in an unexpected direction, with more and more states and counties reporting people age 20-29 as the highest source of new infections. In California, for example — incidentally one of the states where we have seen a number of law schools go fully online — the highest age cohort of those who have contracted COVID-19 is now 18-34 years old, representing 35.4% of all cases.

College and graduate school administrators were inspired by the Paxson missive, but when they were starting to make plans for the fall there was evidence, at the time, that the second wave (which most of us were also starting to learn was the much more deadly one in our last global pandemic, the Spanish Flu of 1918) might come in the late fall. But COVID-19 is novel and thus unpredictable, and these projections were wrong.

To be certain, law schools, which I will solely discuss for the rest of this article, do not function precisely as colleges and universities do. Most importantly as related to the pandemic, they do not rely on room, board, and dining fees for a large source of their revenue: They primarily do not have students in their late teens or very early twenties, where the tendency toward risky activity peaks (per Laurence Steinberg, professor of psychology at Temple University). They have smaller populations of students than the average college or university, sometimes in great measure, and thus have more ability than a university to be nimble. To test more. To trace. In theory, to physically separate. All parts of the mitigation efforts President Paxson alluded to for schools to safely open.

Does this mean they should open in person in the fall? According to an informal poll of law school students, staff and faculty, approximately 64% of a total 846 respondents believe so.

To date, at least 20 law schools have announced they will be fully online in fall. Those 20 can be found here. Another sizable percentage will be primarily remote — meaning while they will bring the students who chose to partake in on-campus classes back to their respective locations, most of their classes, but not all, will be online.

It is now my belief, which has shifted since the April 26 article I have alluded to, that law schools should switch to a primarily, if not entirely, remote format for the Fall 2020 semester. Here is why.

Quality of Education

Let’s first discuss what “in-person” learning will actually be like this fall. No law school that I am aware of plans to offer classes “as they were” so to speak. The default model seems to be “hybrid.” To be frank, the debate is not whether schools should be online or in person, but whether they should be attempting a hybrid-program with significant in-person opportunities.

Many such plans hybrid require rotating a certain percentage of students to in-person classes, while others attend online — a given student in a twice-weekly class might actually only be able to attend in-person once, for example. Any in-person experience in the hybrid model will follow strict protective requirements. Masks will be mandatory for students and faculty — making it harder for interactive learning in a room where participants are scattered as far as possible from each other, given minimum six-foot distancing. Faculty will be trying to split their attention between their in-person students and those participating remotely, as required by “synchronous” learning. There will be no breaking out into small groups for discussion, no opportunity for faculty to hand out material. After-class discussions or gatherings are absolutely out, as plans generally require all students and faculty vacate the area immediately, and they are high-risk behaviors regardless. These sorts of pedagogical techniques are the main advantage of in-person rather than remote learning, but in a hybrid setting they’re not feasible, or at best they’re usable only in the same sorts of ways they could be tried if learning is all-remote.

And of course, there are the non-class aspects of law school which will be negatively impacted. Office hours are likely to be primarily remote. Guest lectures, networking luncheons, club meetings — all have been severely curtailed at best, if not outright cancelled. On-campus interview programs are being moved to a remote format. The social and networking aspects of the fall semester have already been effectively neutered.

Is online law school ideal? For many students and faculty — probably most — it’s not. Students have expressed legitimate concerns about online classes, ranging from difficulty interacting with faculty to the challenges of at-home distractions. Faculty have worries over ensuring adequate student participation, difficulty in assessing how well students are understanding material, and the inevitable time-zone and technological glitches and challenges. There is a reason why I, and so many others, were hopeful in May and June that there could be significant in-person learning: it is the ideal.

But contrast the negatives of online school with the current alternative. What students who show up in the fall receive will be a pale shadow of a normal in-person experience. Now weigh that against the negatives of online classes. In my view, the difference between fully remote and “in-person” classes, when accounting for the truth of what these in-person classes will actually entail, is minimal. By committing to a fully online program, law schools could enhance their online offerings. Instead of trying to be the best of all things and spreading themselves too thin, faculty and staff could be fully dedicated to making the online experience the absolute best it can be. This is the exact reasoning that Harvard Law School used when making the decision to go online, stating “it was highly likely that the net impact on educational quality from hybrid learning would be negative rather than positive.” It’s also the reasoning we’ve seen numerous law school faculty use when explaining their support for all-online learning. Without even considering the potential for COVID-19 spread, there is an argument for switching to an online learning modality versus a hybrid model.

Health and Safety

Law schools have spent a great deal of time and effort creating plans to minimize the opportunity for spreading COVID-19 on their campuses. There are two critical problems I see with these plans.

First, they were created at a time when COVID-19 cases were declining nationally. A predictive model put together by Morgan Stanley showed just that, and there was some belief in the medical community the SARS-CoV-2 might behave like other coronaviruses and diminish in summer weather and come back in late fall. That model is visualized here.

Many schools enacted a plan to start early and send everyone home by Thanksgiving — getting students in and out during the lull between the first and second waves. Unfortunately, we are now seeing between sixty and seventy thousand cases daily in the United States. This is not simply due to increased testing; positivity rates hover between 8% and 9% nationally. The virus is spreading, largely uncontrolled, in many areas of the country. Just as of the writing of this article, Sunday, August 2, Dr. Deborah Birx, the Coronavirus Response Coordinator for the White House Coronavirus Task Force, declared, “What we are seeing today is different from March and April. It is extraordinarily widespread.”

Second, these plans rely on the assumption that participants will actually adhere to strict behavioral requirements. The unfortunate reality of the last several months is that we’ve seen time and again that universal adherence to mitigation efforts is a flawed assumption. Students will gather. Not all will socially distance. Some will engage in risky behaviors. And they will spread the disease on campus. In fact, this is already happening — just this past week, the entire Rutgers football team was placed into quarantine after 15 players tested positive for COVID-19 after multiple players attended an on-campus indoor party. Students will infect one another, as well as others with whom they come into contact: staff, faculty, and the wider communities in which students live are not immune to risk-taking behavior.

But, many will argue, even if many students contract the disease, it’s highly likely that the significant majority would be absolutely fine. And that is generally true. While we are still learning about the virus and its long-term effects, it is clear that the age group in which most students reside is not at major risk for serious illness or death.

However, the law of large numbers works against us. There are over 112,000 law students at ABA-accredited schools. Current estimates for the mortality rate in the age range of the typical law student are somewhere between 0.1% and 0.3%. Not every law student will contract COVID-19 if schools reopen, of course, but even so, law school reopenings will likely lead to some number of deaths. And as we’re learning, some portion of those who become ill, even with just a mild case of the disease, will be left with serious long-term health problems that we just don’t yet have a complete understanding of. We don’t have good numbers for those instances yet either, which is another argument for proceeding with extreme caution. The cavalier attitude of “young people are going to be fine” is dangerously misleading — and worse, it encourages the exact type of risk-taking behavior that leads to the spread of the disease in at-risk groups.

Even if there were a guarantee that all law students would be absolutely fine, the virus is exceptionally contagious. While it is currently impossible to ascribe an exact reproductive number to SARS-CoV-2, per epidemiologist Benjamin Ridenhour as recently as July 13, it could range from around 1.3 to 4. Any reproductive number in the community above 1 means the virus is growing in the population, and a number as high as 4 would place COVID-19 ahead of just about any outbreak we have seen in modern times, including the Spanish Flu of 1918.

Each infected student is a disease vector. Faculty and staff assume risk by virtue of their interaction with students, their transit to and from classrooms and offices, and their participation in (admittedly rare this fall) campus events. Anyone who has attended law school knows that a significant share of the faculty are in a higher risk age group. Beyond the obvious tragedy it would be if a staff member or professor became ill or died, there are logistical questions. How will schools handle replacing professors — potentially numerous professors — in the middle of a semester? The quality of learning will undoubtedly suffer if original faculty need to be replaced a third of the way into the semester. Do schools have the necessary backup faculty to handle a serious outbreak — without requiring the remaining staff to take on an undue burden, which would in turn lead to diminished learning outcomes for students?

Beyond that, a group that is unfortunately often left out of the conversation is the greater community in which the law school resides. Even if students stay in small cohorts, any law school classroom will have rotating groups of students in and out. The necessary frequent cleaning of indoor surfaces creates risk for the increased janitorial staff who will not only walk in and out of rooms with potentially infectious airborne droplets, but also wipe down surfaces touched by dozens or hundreds of students. Cleaners, many lacking paid sick leave, say they are concerned about exposure to the virus “we’re an afterthought.” There is no magical barrier blocking the spread of a campus-based outbreak to the surrounding town or city. It’s quite easy to envision a scenario wherein reopened schools — including law schools — become the epicenter of new infection hot spots. For years law schools have held themselves as part of key pillars in their communities, but with the health of these communities at risk, some have seemingly disappeared from this conversation.

The Inevitability of Online Classes

Schools should also consider the fact that, if they return to in-person education, there is a significant chance that they will end up switching to remote instruction at some point in the semester. Point of fact, I would hope that they have a very itchy trigger finger on just that. This is what compels me to form the conclusion that they should not open if even remotely on the fence. We return to the simple fact that college and university campuses are natural viral hotspots. If law schools open now, while there is still such a tremendous viral reservoir nationwide, they will almost inevitably spread the disease. We have not seen many institutional plans that put precise numbers on what threshold of infection would result in a return to online instruction. But in the face of rising student and staff case counts, law schools will absolutely make the switch. At that point, what exactly has been accomplished? A few weeks of in-person education, at the cost of potential widespread infection in the law school — and the surrounding community? Is that truly worth it?

In Summary

So much of this decision-making is understandably made by administrators who are looking at a dire financial cliff, and President Paxson alluded to these economic consequences. But we aren’t just fighting an economic war — not even remotely. To date, as many Americans have died from COVID-19 as three Vietnam Wars. One of the early law schools who announced they would be shutting their doors and moving to fully online learning in the fall, Ave Maria, published this message from their president and dean, Kevin Cieply, to the students. Per Dean Cieply:

I am aware of the downsides of online education. I am an online student myself. I am pursuing a doctorate degree from Vanderbilt, all online. I realize it can be isolating. I understand how hard it can be to fit in studying, and how disruptive it can be when you are trying to focus on class with family members around. It has its challenges, for sure.

I weighed the health risks for our students, faculty and staff.

Overall (totality of the circumstances in criminal law parlance), I believe that staying online is our best of several options.

I personally know Kevin Cieply. I visited him a few years ago at his law school, and he walked with me as he showed me their buildings and campus. Every student who walked by, without fault, he greeted by first name. He knew the name of every one of the roughly 300 students in his care. Do I think it is required, or even feasible that every law dean know the names of their entire student body on sight? Not remotely — I know the decanal life and how busy it is. But I do think the degree to which Dean Cieply personally knows his students came into play with his decision. So, while I personally am not looking at the financial outcomes of any one given school and the stewardship responsibilities that the decision-makers have in keeping their law schools financially afloat, I also think administrators should reflect on those students they do know by name. Do you want them to catch the virus in week one of class, spread it to their peers, and then interact with the local community before being sent home?

The virus isn’t going anywhere. It is a biological pathogen with no predators and nearly unlimited resources (that being us). Evolution has taught us that in these conditions the pathogen will always thrive. Until we have an effective vaccine — and to be clear, widespread vaccination — you could argue it is our civic duty to fight this war with the only means at our disposal. That means mitigation efforts such as social distancing. It means, to me, that if any law school sees there is likely potential for greater infection, they should strongly consider staying online in the fall and potentially even spring.

There are pedagogical arguments for a remote semester. There are health arguments for a remote semester. There are societal arguments for a remote semester. There are undeniably hard choices to be made about the seemingly irreplaceable aspects of a semester of in-person classes (which will not be at all the same regardless) relative to the costs we will incur to have them. I fear that if those decisions are not made now, but rather ad hoc after migrating law students across the country to put them in classes and community living arrangements to then send them back home, law schools will potentially only further exacerbate the most dire epidemic we have seen in modern times.


Mike Spivey is the founder of The Spivey Consulting Group and has been featured as an expert on law schools and law school admissions in many national media outlets, including The New York Times, The Economist, the ABA Journal, The Chronicle of Higher Education, U.S. News & World Report, CNN/Fortune, and Law. Prior to founding Spivey Consulting, Mike was a senior level administrator at Vanderbilt, Washington University, and Colorado law schools. You can follow him on Twitter and Instagram or connect with him LinkedIn

Trump Targets TikTok

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If your teenager is showing a sudden interest in the separation of powers or other legal matters, this is probably why.

–Professor Bobby Chesney explaining Trump’s new vendetta against TikTok to the masses. In a new piece for Lawfare, Chesney gives you the quick rundown on presidential authority over foreign commerce and just what the White House can do with all your short videos.

12 Tips For Building Your Digital Law Library In The Age Of COVID-19 

We all knew that law libraries were shrinking. No one suspected that they would be totally “done in” by a virus. Law libraries have been “going digital” for at least 20 years, but few firms tossed out their last “pocket part” update. But as firms plan their post-pandemic re-openings, retaining a collection of shared books is frankly a biohazard. Should librarians develop systems for sanitizing and quarantining books? In today’s digital world -– is it even worth the trouble? 

Does anyone really want to take on the backlog of updating books that are nine months out of date next January when lawyers begin returning to offices?

 For the past two decades, many law librarians have been assessing products and developing in-house solutions to support virtual library resources.  

There is no universal solution. The law firms which have the foresight to invest in strategic information professionals are most likely  to have had substantial digital libraries in place last March when COVID-19 brought the world to a screeching halt. Many firms are running parallel digital and print libraries because they are supporting both the last of the “baby boomer partners” and the “born digital” generation of lawyers. COVID-19 has been an unprecedented tipping point which exposes the importance of completing or starting a digital library transition plan.  

  12 Building Blocks Of A Digital Library  

  1. Strategic Information Professionals. They are the most important prerequisite in designing a digital library strategy. Information professionals often have an MLS and/or a JD degree plus years of working with lawyers and legal materials. They need to have sufficient experience to assess the products and the lawyer workflows and to be able to reimagine new solutions which unify and seamlessly authenticate resources in a digital desktop environment. They begin the process by comparing the catalog of print resources with digital offerings available from a wide range of publishers government agencies, major legal vendors, (LexisNexis, Thomson Reuters, Wolters Kluwer, Bloomberg), small publishers (e.g. FastcaseCastext), and specialty publishers (Practicing Law Institute, Law Journal Press). 
  2. Finding tools. Traditional catalogs can be transformed into portals by adding web-enabled links which will bring the lawyer directly into the full text resource. Enterprise search also can be used to identify resources and documents.
  3. Practice portals. Information professionals can develop intranet pages and portals where links to digital practice resources such as treatises, statutes, and databases can be organized and integrated with internal resources and other workflow tools.
  4. Leveraging flat fee contracts. Today, most products provide unlimited use so there is no penalty for reading a treatise online. Even platforms that track billable use allow firms to create nonbillable zones. An information professional will determine how these contracts can be leveraged to deliver IP-authenticated access to selected content such as “treatise libraries,” cases, and statutes. All the major publishers will work with customers to create “custom user interfaces” and “one-click gadgets” such as a “find and print” tool which will retrieve and print cases identified with a citation.  
  5. EBooks. LexisNexis and Thomson Reuters offer hundreds of titles in eBook format. Wolters Kluwer’s Cheetah platform is superior to the print reporters it replaces. eBooks have the same content as print but offer additional functionality such as highlighting and linking to primary source citations. In addition they are updated more quickly than print versions. 
  6. Mobile Apps. Most of the major legal publishers have apps which deliver all or some of their content and functionality on mobile devices.
  7. Licensing. Licensing is one of the most complex and important risk-management components of a digital-library strategy. Legal information professionals will map the workflow and determine the size of the licenses which will protect the firm from copyright and licensing violations.
  8. Electronic newsletters and custom alerts.  Electronic newsletter delivery puts everyone “at the top of the routing list.” New tools enable information professionals to offer consolidated news from various sources in a single custom newsletter. Curated news services provide individually selected custom alerts targeted to a specific lawyer, practice group, or clients. Tools for curating custom newsletters include Linex, OzmosysInfoNgen, and Manzama. 
  9. Academic and bar library memberships. Information professionals work with local bar and academic libraries to provide backup resources or to acquire resources. They may also provide access to databases or retrieval of digital documents. One very innovative program from the New York Law Institute loans eBooks to member law firms.
  10. Training. Converting lawyers from print to digital requires training. Webinars offered by the firm’s information professionals or vendors can smooth the transition. Zoom, Skype, or Teams platforms allow information professionals to virtually visit a lawyer’s desktop and walk them through the use of a new resource. 
  11. Continuous Resource Assessment ROI. Digital products continue to evolve. New products need to be trialed and compared with existing resources. An information professional can implement a resources management product such as Onelog, Research Monitor, or Lookup Precision, which track usage for determining the cost/benefit of each product. This data can also be used in future contract negotiations. 
  12. Password management. IP authentication is the ideal access solution because it eliminates individual passwords and allows anyone in the organization to automatically access a resource. This is not always possible and the management of individual passwords for lawyers can be a massive headache. The monitoring products mentioned above all have the ability to save passwords.  

Cost savings and re-engineering workflow. COVID-19 created a virtual force overnight. Will have a laser focus on future real estate savings which will include reduction of library space? The reduction/elimination of print resources also reduces costs associated with the maintenance and upkeep of print (loose-leaf filing, serials check in, routing, labeling and maintenance of print).  

Climbing the value ladder. The implementation of a digital library eliminates a host of necessary but lower-value administrative activities. This transition increases the time and attention which information professionals have available to focus on higher value and transformative technologies and projects, including knowledge management, AI, and analytics. 

The digital library is a journey not a destination. Products and practice needs will continue to evolve. The role of the law librarian/information strategist will be to continually reassess the balance of resources, capture and analyze the ROI of digital products, and work with the practice groups to assure that they have the right mix of desktop resources to optimize client support. The COVID-19 pandemic is causing firms to fast forward into designing the law firm of the future. A critical piece of that mosaic will be digital library customized for the resilient law firm.


Jean O’Grady is a knowledge strategist/librarian/lawyer with over 30 years’ experience leading the transformation of research and knowledge services in Am Law 100 law firms. She is the author of the Dewey B Strategic blog, which monitors the evolving landscape of technologies and companies that are transforming the business and practice of law.

Lawmakers Want Economic Recovery Plan For Cyber ‘Day After’

Sen. Angus King

WASHINGTON: The congressionally chartered Cyberspace Solarium Commission told the House Armed Services Committee on Thursday that the nation urgently needs a “continuity of economy” plan to guide recovery from a devastating cyber attack.

“I want to make sure we… address the continuity of the economy,” said Patrick Murphy, a Solarium commissioner who has served in the Army, the Pentagon, and the House of Representatives. “The government needs a continuity plan to ensure that critical data and technology remains available after a devastating network attack.”

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Patrick Murphy testifies to Congress by video

“We need to direct the executive branch [to] make sure we have continuity of economy planning that’s in consultation with the private sector,” Murphy said, the former legislator lapsing into speaking of Congress in the second person plural. “Congress should codify a cyber state of distress tied to a cyber response and recovery fund to ensure that the CISA [Homeland Security’s Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency] and appropriate federal agencies have sufficient resources and capacity to respond.”

Otherwise, he warned his old colleagues, “we are going to get caught with our pants down.”

“One thing the pandemic has taught us is the unthinkable can happen,” said Sen. Angus King, co-chairman of the commission. “If you’d told us all a year ago we’d be wearing masks… it would have sounded like science fiction.”

Both King and Murphy testified via video because of the COVID-19 pandemic.

“We’ve got to be thinking about how to react if the unthinkable happens,” King said. “If everybody’s pointing at one another and there’s no plan on the shelf, it’s going to be infinitely worse and take infinitely longer to recover.”

During the Cold War, the US had detailed plans for “continuity of government” and restoration of critical services after a nuclear attack, Murphy notes, down to how to shore up the currency. (Of course, many critics then and now said these plans amounted to whistling hopefully in the face of a hurricane). There’s no such plan for the aftermath of a cyber attack, when critical infrastructure could be paralyzed by malware but physically intact.

While a continuity of government plan can be handled in-house by federal agencies, a continuity of economy plan would take a much wider team to put together, since most of the critical players are in the private sector. That’s just one more way the cyber threat requires a new kind of collaboration between government and industry, from sharing data on threats and attacks to preparing to restore critical infrastructure.

“Overallm one of the most important insights of the commission was the extent to which we have to really forge a new relationship, we have to think in a new way …about how the private sector and the government relate,” King said. “[It’s] one of the problems that our commission tried to attack head-on. [For] the continuity of the economy, the planning has to engage the private sector.”

“I think this is one of our most important recommendations,” King said. But while a continuity-of-economy planning mandate is included in the Senate’s version of the National Defense Authorization Act for 2021, the Senator told his House colleagues, it’s not in the version passed by the House.

“Hopefully, we’re going to be able to pull it through in the conference committee,” he added.

It’s unusual, if hardly unheard of, for Congress to call its own current or former members to testify – but they usually get a receptive hearing, in both senses of the word. That was certainly true today with House Armed Services, where the subcommittee chairman hosting the hearing, Rep. Jim Langevin, is a commission member himself and an outspoken public advocate for its recommendations. So when his fellow commissioners tell him his current bill is missing something, the odds are good he’ll work to get that provision into the law.

Humorous Letter Responds To Woman Challenging Trademark In State She Doesn’t Even Operate In

Obviously every case looks its worst when viewed through the lens of one side’s letter, but if half of what this letter says about this dispute is true, this is an absurd challenge.

Financial Moxie is a financial advisory catering to working moms. Or at least I think it is… the website also lists multiple fitness instructors on staff so I don’t know what that’s all about. The “moxie” term aligns with the phenomenon of “Moxie Tribes” which seem to be groups for working moms to talk about how awesome they are. It’s basically Goop with fewer vagina candles. Meanwhile “Southtown Moxie” is a law firm in Tennessee and North Carolina.

Those are… not the same. I wonder if this woman is also suing the soft drink company founded in 1876 for infringement too?

After receiving a cease and desist letter demanding that Southtown Moxie withdraw its trademark application, Kevin Christoper of Rockridge Venture Law (Southtown Moxie’s sibling firm) sat down with a beer to pen a response. You may remember Rockridge Venture from when they were fighting over poop perfumes. It’s fair to say the firm enjoys the fine art of the cease and desist exchange and probably did cartwheels upon getting a demand letter that they could clown this ferociously.

I’m not sure why the letter needed Intellectual Property Barbie visual aides, but here we are.

What is the theoretical threat of this new mark? Honestly it’s not clear:

But I wouldn’t be drinking a Purple Haze in my skivvies if I didn’t point out the irony that your client has hired you to represent her BECAUSE SHE IS NOT LICENSED TO PRACTICE LAW. Based on your letter, she claims that our mark, limited to the provision of legal services, infringes upon her financial advisory, personal coaching, and tribal businesses and causes her great harm. Basically she thinks someone looking for “Moxie Tribe” fellowship is going to get sucked up into our vortex of intellectual property services.

So she’s worried about a perhaps archaic but nonetheless fairly common word in the English language being used in an industry she’s not in — though if financial planners have fitness instructor services maybe she’s expanding? — in a state she explicitly doesn’t serve. Oh, did I not mention that part:

Your client has this interesting disclaimer on her sites:

This communication is strictly intended for individuals residing in the states of AZ, CA, CO, IL, IN, MI, NH, PA, TX. No offers may be made or accepted from any resident outside the specific states
referenced.

So… not in Tennessee or North Carolina where Southtown Moxie operates. I’m beginning to think writing this cease and desist letter in the first place required a whole lot of… you know.

Chutzpah.

(Full letter on the next page as per usual.)

Earlier: Cease & Desist Letter About Literal Poop Is The Entertainment We All Need Right Now


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Oh Snap! A Bunch Of LSAT Scores Were Lost.

This stinks. Taking the LSAT is a stressful endeavor, add in a raging pandemic and it goes to really crappy. And it isn’t something you’d want to do more than once — assuming you notch a score you’re content with. Unfortunately, ~140 poor souls who recently took the at-home LSAT-Flex are going to have to do just that.

As reported by Law.com, there was a technical glitch in the July administration of the test that caused scores for ~1 percent of the 14,000 exams to be lost. The Law School Admissions Council (LSAC), the group that administers the LSAT, says they’re still working on recovering the scores:

“We have tried multiple ways to recover the answers and are continuing to investigate the issue in hopes that we can recover answers and provide scores for at least some of the affected candidates,” reads a prepared statement from the council.

And some of the impacted candidates (fortunately only about 25) needed those scores for fall admissions:

“It appears that about 25 of those affected test takers had applied for admission this fall, and so we will work with them and the schools to which they’ve applied to ensure the schools are aware of this situation and will provide as much flexibility as possible given that the circumstances are not in any way the fault of the candidate,” the council said.

So what’s going to happen for those with lost scores? The LSAC has scheduled a retake exam, and promises those scores will be available in a week or less. Plus affected individuals are getting their July exam fees refunded (which seems like a bare minimum), and they’ll get four free law school reports.

Best of luck to those having to retake the exam. And let’s hope that the “changes in [their] online testing platform” LSAC is making really means this won’t happen again.


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