Morning Docket: 08.05.20

* A Chicago lawyer featured on the Netflix show Indian Matchmaking is facing a tough adjustment after experiencing the fame of being on the show. This series keeps showing up on my queue… [Chicago Sun Times]

* The Los Angeles District Attorney’s husband will face charges for waiving a gun at protesters near his home. [Hill]

* A new lawsuit is demanding that White House briefings have sign language interpreters. [New York Times]

* The American Bar Association has voted on a set of best practices for third-party litigation funding. That sentence may sound boring, but the implications are profound. [American Lawyer]

* A new class-action lawsuit claims that the popular app TikTok steals consumer data and sends it to China. [NPR]

* Check out this story of a lawyer who paid off $200,000 in student loans in two years. Man, she beat me by 22 months, hope she doesn’t start a blog… [Business Insider]


Jordan Rothman is a partner of The Rothman Law Firm, a full-service New York and New Jersey law firm. He is also the founder of Student Debt Diaries, a website discussing how he paid off his student loans. You can reach Jordan through email at jordan@rothmanlawyer.com.

Firms Slowly Begin To Return To Normal Pay

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It may be too early to declare the legal profession back to normal, but we’ve now seen some major law firms reverse course on cost cutting and even announce some bonuses. Meanwhile, it took all of a couple hours for the in-person bar exam experiment to net its first positive COVID test.

State Court Takes Stand Against Racist Legal Term

Ed. Note: Welcome to our daily feature Trivia Question of the Day!

Which state’s appeals court recently said they will no longer use the term “grandfathering” to discuss a structure built before the enactment of zoning regulation “because we acknowledge that it has racist origins”?

Hint: The phrase “grandfather clause” originally referred to voting restrictions which required literacy tests for African Americans but allowed illiterate white people to vote because descendants of those eligible to vote before 1867 were exempted. Read more about the history of the term here.

See the answer on the next page.

Pornhub’s Declaration Of Patent War

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In a move reminiscent of Britain declaring war on the German Empire in the aftermath of the Kaiser’s invasion of Belgium en route to France, the eighth most popular website in the United States, Pornhub (no link — to protect the innocent and to let web filters take a break) declared patent war on interactive video marketer-turned-voluminous patent case filer, Haulstars. Just as Belgium was a neutral country thrust into the midst of the real battle between European powers Germany and France, so too were Haulstars’ (in cases filed under its corporate name, Scorpcast LLC) initial targets seemingly neutral “content partners” of Pornhub, rather than Pornhub (MG Freesites Ltd., for those who prefer corporate monikers over brand names) itself. While the appeal of Haulstars’ assault on the relatively weaker — and perhaps most importantly considering that Haulstars is asserting a single patent, less likely to IPR — content partners is an obvious starting gambit for a patent enforcer, it has also drawn a strong reaction from Pornhub.

Like the British, Pornhub has thrown its own legal forces into the fray. At the tip of the spear — at least until what seems like the inevitable IPR gets filed — is a declaratory judgment lawsuit filed on July 28, 2020, against Haulstars in Delaware district court. A new front in the patent war between the parties has therefore been opened. In the case, Pornhub seeks a declaration that it doesn’t infringe Haulstars’ United States Patent No. 9,965,780 (“the ‘780 Patent”), which it notes is already the subject of 18 pending lawsuits (filed by Haulstars against Pornhub’s content partners) in the Eastern District in Texas. In support of its demand for declaratory judgment, Pornhub points to the fact that the Pornhub website is accused of infringement in each of the 18 Texas cases, since “ScorpCast specifically refers to the Pornhub website as the “Accused Instrumentalities” in its infringement allegations in each of the Copending Complaints.” As a result, Pornhub argues that declaratory judgment jurisdiction lies in Delaware, since it has a “reasonable apprehension and potential that ScorpCast could file a lawsuit against FreeSites for infringement of the ‘780 Patent.”

The ‘780 Patent itself is a key reference point for Haulstars’ own customer marketing. On its website, the company declares that it “offers patented interactive video technology that makes content experiential and shoppable.” As part of its assertion of the ‘780 Patent against Pornhub’s content partners, Haulstars alleges that the videos uploaded to Pornhub by those content partners, when combined with Pornhub’s interface, “enables a navigation event to occur at least in response to a user selecting images and/or text (together “Tags”), which are overlayed over the video, resulting in a navigation event opportunity.” Put differently, Haulstars’ infringement claims center on the “Tags” functionality offered by Pornhub’s video playback interface, where the content partner can “add Tags to the slider bar” which can contain text or images, and “allow the user to to jump to specific points in the video.” While Pornhub aficionados may be more familiar than most with that functionality, it seems clear that it is not limited to porn per se, but is technology relevant to video playback generally. At the same time, Haulstars apparent strategy of trying to take the path of least resistance with its assertion of the ‘780 Patent suggests that it considered Pornhub an easier initial target than YouTube, for example.

The filing of the declaratory judgment action by Pornhub puts the lie to any suggestion that it would be unwilling to defend its suppliers (i.e., content partners) or leave itself vulnerable to an infringement claim by Haulstars at a time and place not of its choosing. Not only did Pornhub protect its ability to IPR by filing only for a declaratory judgment of noninfringement as opposed to invalidity as well, it also included some substantive points that preview its noninfringement arguments as to the ‘780 Patent. For example, it points out that when the Pornhub user interacts with the video playback bar, the image shown to the user is from the video itself, not from a separate image as required by the claims. Similarly, Pornhub points out that any text shown to the user is not clickable — and thus can’t trigger a “corresponding navigation event” as required by the claims. At first blush, it seems like these arguments will at least trigger claim construction issues for resolution by the court, assuming one of the earlier-filed Texas cases doesn’t get to Markman first. But at the same time, I would not be surprised to see Pornhub file an IPR in short order, in support perhaps of trying to get all the District Court cases stayed while the validity of the ‘780 Patent is litigated in the PTAB.

Ultimately, this situation highlights the panoply of options available to a determined accused infringer, even what that party is initially attacked indirectly. Considering the porn industry’s robust relationship with IP issues — whether it be copyright in video content, trademark protection of brand names, or patenting activity around innovative adult toys — it is perhaps not a surprise to see Pornhub taking an active approach to defending its content partners, and by extension itself, from the attempts of an industry outsider to force it to pay royalties. At the same time, Haulstars has clearly committed to making the most out of the ‘780 Patent and will have no choice but to press its claims against multiple fronts in the absence of settlement.  It may not be titillating to anyone but patent litigators, but the procedural maneuverings thus far suggest this is one patent battle worth a watch.

Please feel free to send comments or questions to me at gkroub@kskiplaw.com or via Twitter: @gkroub. Any topic suggestions or thoughts are most welcome.


Gaston Kroub lives in Brooklyn and is a founding partner of Kroub, Silbersher & Kolmykov PLLC, an intellectual property litigation boutique, and Markman Advisors LLC, a leading consultancy on patent issues for the investment community. Gaston’s practice focuses on intellectual property litigation and related counseling, with a strong focus on patent matters. You can reach him at gkroub@kskiplaw.com or follow him on Twitter: @gkroub.

President’s Son-in-Law Sold Apartment To His, His Father-in-Law’s Banker, Because Conflicts Of Interest Didn’t Exist For Them Even Back In 2013

Alan Dershowitz Claims He Was Defamed By TV Character, Threatens Real Life Lawsuit

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Who wants to talk some more about Alan Dershowitz getting a massage in his underpants at billionaire pedophile Jeffrey Epstein’s house?

Let’s go with nobody. No one earth needs the visual of Dersh in his skivvies getting rubbed down by an “old Russian lady,” and we don’t want to think about his “perfect, perfect sex life” either. Hardest of passes!

And yet the distinguished law professor will not shut up about it, so here we are. Again.

Currently he’s got his knickers in a twist — shut up, he wears them all the time! — because of an episode of CBS’s The Good Fight in which a fictional attorney who is supposed to have previously represented Epstein refers to Professor Dershowitz as a “shyster.”

“Probably about the time he ditched me for Dershowitz,” says the character played by actor David Alford. “At least I didn’t get a massage, like that shyster. And for the purposes of any potential lawsuit, ‘shyster’ is just my opinion not a statement of fact.”

“The idea that a fictional character can get away with defaming somebody is really a new one,” Dershowitz told Variety, which printed his letter and CBS’s response in full. “You either have to have an entirely fictional account in which they make up the names of everybody or a truthful account. You can’t mix the genres. When you do mix the genres, the law of defamation applies.”

Or as his lawyer Imran H. Ansari put it in his demand that CBS retract the episode and issue a public apology for defaming his client, “Clearly, the dialogue and the context in which it is made, with words loaded with innuendo such as ‘massage,’ ‘Epstein,’ the ‘Virgin Islands,’ in combination with the word ‘shyster,’ falsely suggests that Professor Dershowitz engaged in sexual conduct, i.e. a ‘massage,’ with an underage girl associated with Epstein, and is crooked, unscrupulous and lying about it, i.e. a ‘shyster.’”

From the one-liner about “just my opinion,” Ansari infers “consciousness of guilt,” calling it “indicative that CBS knew the statements were defamatory, yes [sic… “yet”] sought, albeit weakly, to skirt liability.” Because sure, why not, right?

We can only imagine that Jonathan Anschell, ViacomCBS Media Networks executive VP and general counsel was delighted to have this one land on his desk. It’s not every day you get to defend a television character from charges of defaming a world-famous, nudist law professor!

If we understand your letter correctly, you are complaining about a line spoken by a fictional character, in an episode of the fictional series “The Good Fight” (the “Series”). You make this complaint on behalf of Professor Alan Dershowitz, a public figure who has long been associated with Jeffrey Epstein, and who has admitted on television to receiving a massage from a woman at Epstein’s mansion. In the non-fictional world, these factors require us to decline your request that we withdraw the episode, and our correspondence could end right here. Nevertheless, out of respect for Professor Dershowitz, we explain more fully below.

Noting that the very precedents cited in Ansari’s letter affirm that there is no liability for expressions of opinion and that “[v]iewers are generally familiar with dramatized [shows] in which scenes, conversations, and even characters are fictionalized and imagined,” Anschell concludes, “In other words, as one might explain to a small child, the Series, its characters and the things they say are all make-believe.”

Needless to say, CBS will not be apologizing or yanking the episode any time soon. Will Dersh make good on his threat to sue to avenge his honor? Well, we are talking about the same guy who has engaged in protracted defamation litigation to remind America once again of his association with a known pedophile, so … odds are good!

Alan Dershowitz Demands Apology for ‘The Good Fight’ Jeffrey Epstein Episode (EXCLUSIVE) [Variety]


Elizabeth Dye (@5DollarFeminist) lives in Baltimore where she writes about law and politics.

What Overturning The Boston Bomber Death Sentence Means

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev was convicted in the 2013 Boston Marathon bombing, but last week a federal appeals court overturned the decision to execute him due to the trial judge’s failure to properly screen the jury. It will not change the verdict of conviction on the underlying charges, but at least now Tsarnaev, 18 years old at the time of the incident, will not be executed.

Realizing the controversial nature of the ruling, the appellate judges made sure to point out in their written decision that Tsarnaev will still spend the rest of his life in a maximum-security prison deep underground in Florence, Colorado. He’s not getting off easy.

The trial took place in Boston within 20 months of the bombing. Defense attorneys moved four times for a change of venue claiming it would be impossible to get a fair jury in the same town where the bombing occurred.

Federal Judge George O’Toole disagreed in spite of the massive amount of media coverage capturing the event itself, the chase of the suspects (Tsarnaev’s brother died in a gun battle with police), and later the trial, verdict and sentence.

It’s tough to get an unbiased jury in any trial, but when the charges are so heinous and the event so close to home, it’s almost impossible.

Interestingly, the circuit court did not base its decision to overturn the death penalty on the denial of a change of venue, but rather on O’Toole’s failure to sufficiently scrutinize jurors (who decided the death issue) for potential prejudice.

The decision is important not only because it gives Tsarnaev a second chance at life, but because it’s a template for judges in all high-publicity cases on how to better select fair jurors.

Whether they be death-penalty eligible or not, all defendants deserve jurors free from the taint of negative publicity. Many judges handling these cases are first-timers to such giant media attention. Take the cases of the machete murder of the 16-year-old boy called “Junior” in the Bronx last year, or the trial of Harvey Weinstein in January. Both of these trials were the first time either judge dealt with such a publicity onslaught.

Super-trials like these don’t come up that often, but when they do, the presiding judge faces a universe of worries he’d never had to deal with before. How to accommodate the crowds, keep people safe, handle the incessant media attention, and assure that unsequestered jurors won’t be tainted by what they see online or hear from friends.

It all comes down to trusting the jurors’ self-reporting. When they say they’re not posting about the case on social media or viewing anything related, is it true?

Appellate judges reviewing the Tsarnaev conviction found the judge abused his discretion in failing to either question or kick off two jurors when their social media postings were brought to his attention during trial.

Juror 286 (all jurors were anonymous and assigned numbers), the foreperson, retweeted a post commending “all of the law enforcement professionals who went through hell to bring in that piece of garbage.”

Another juror posted on Facebook that he was among the pool of people being considered for the jury to which his friend replied, “if you’re really on jury duty, this guy’s got no shot in hell.”

Defense attorneys argued in appeal that these jurors came into the case with undisclosed biases. The appellate court agreed, “A core promise of our criminal-justice system is that even the very worst among us deserves to be fairly tried and lawfully punished. To help make that promise a reality, decisions long on our books say that a judge handling a case involving prejudicial pretrial publicity must elicit ‘the kind and degree’ of each prospective juror’s exposure to the case if asked by counsel. Only then can the judge reliably assess whether a potential juror can ignore that publicity, as the law requires.”

Although the court called up some 1,373 jurors in its venire and had them fill out a 100-question questionnaire, it was not enough vetting to understand what the jurors’ exposure to the case had been, what they may have written or read about the crime, and whether what ever prior exposure to the case they had, made them unable to be fair.

The judge should have asked about not just about their degree of exposure to the case, but the kind of exposure.

Another issue implicit in this is that jurors are not the best judges of their own impartiality. Prospective jurors may have an interest in concealing their own biases or may not even be aware of them.

The more information the court and attorneys have in determining who to seat, the better they can more objectively decide who is the most likely to be fair.

I seated a person in a rape case a long time ago who failed to reveal that she volunteered on a rape hotline. When I questioned her after the conviction she stated, “Nobody ever asked me.” Needless to say, I never fail to ask that question now.

Setting time limits on voir dire, while expedient for the court, creates further hardships for attorneys. It’s tough to get to know anyone during jury questioning, but with diminishing time limits imposed for each round (the first round 20 minutes, the next 10, the third only five), getting sufficient evidence to deselect jurors becomes tough.

With this decision, judges in high-stakes, high-publicity cases might think twice before cutting short counsel’s voir dire. And if information is presented that challenges the juror’s ability to be fair, a judge might have to excuse him or her even if in the middle of trial.


Toni Messina has tried over 100 cases and has been practicing criminal law and immigration since 1990. You can follow her on Twitter: @tonitamess.

Don’t Even Think About Filling A Supreme Court Vacancy In 2020, Dems Warn

We knew basically they were lying in 2016, when they said, ‘Oh, we can’t do this because it’s an election year.’ We knew they didn’t want to do it because it was President Obama.

If they show that they’re unwilling to respect precedent, rules and history, then they can’t feign surprise when others talk about using a statutory option that we have that’s fully constitutional in our availability. I don’t want to do that. But if they act in such a way, they may push it to an inevitability. So they need to be careful about that.

— Sen. Tim Kaine (D-Va.), politely warning Senate Republicans that should they dare try to fill a possible Supreme Court vacancy in 2020, either before the election or in the lame duck session, then Democrats may consider adding additional seats to the high court whenever the party regains power. Talks about a potential SCOTUS vacancy have been reignited thanks to a recent announcement from Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, 87, that she’s been undergoing treatment for a cancer reoccurrence.


Staci ZaretskyStaci Zaretsky is a senior editor at Above the Law, where she’s worked since 2011. She’d love to hear from you, so please feel free to email her with any tips, questions, comments, or critiques. You can follow her on Twitter or connect with her on LinkedIn.

Look, The Bar Exam Is Useless And Discriminatory… Which Is Why You Crybabies Have To Take It

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Delving into the open comments surrounding the ongoing bar exam kerfuffle is not for the faint of heart. One might expect scratching the surface would produce some brief glimpses into the terror of the legal profession’s great abyss and, as it turns out, that’s exactly what we’ve got.

This one came to my attention through @LOLOverruled’s Twitter account and it’s pure distilled bar exam fan fiction. This from Nevada, where the attempt to keep the bar exam going despite a global pandemic ran afoul of ILG’s broken testing platform. Given the now failed online effort, there’s a new round of open comment on what the state should do going forward.

This is an excellent opening. All of these things are true and if you expect this to turn into a plea for diploma privilege, then you’re in for a real surprise!

So, yes, we went from dubious efficacy and discriminatory to “stop whining about it” in a matter of paragraphs.

The reason why applicants feel that the ILG breakdown should mark the end of the exam is best summed up by Homer Simpson:

The online test idea was a game effort and it didn’t work. We’re now looking at a ramshackle testing procedure for no other reason than the state’s unwillingness to let go of tradition. The takeaway from the ILG debacle should be “maybe this is a sign.” After all, as the introduction to this comment points out, there’s not much going for the bar exam in the best of conditions.

Homer isn’t always a good life coach, but when you’re banging your head against the wall trying to get a test together so badly that you’re grasping at straws to just get something out there, then maybe the lesson in that case really is “never try.”