As a lawyer and now a mediator for some years, I have always thought that some lawyers in litigation are nothing more than spoiled children who have tantrums when they don’t get their way. In litigation, one of them won’t get his way when the jury returns with a verdict.
It amazes me how childish lawyers can be, morphing into hideous adult versions of what they were probably like as kids. I had one mediation several years ago where the lawyer thought that the settlement check was late (no, it wasn’t) and called me on more than one occasion to rant and rave. However, he (and yes it was a “he”) had tantrums, not just tantrums, but undignified and almost abusive conduct, yelling, slamming things, and hollering. (I finally stopped returning his calls.) I had thought, during the mediation, that he was professional. Wrong. Why was he so desperate for the check, which in the scheme of things, was small change in our world? And by the way, the settlement check was timely delivered to him.
What prompts my rant is the latest version of “what were they thinking” in the context of a benchslap rightfully deserved. Two lawyers were on opposite sides of Fair Labor Standards Act litigation, and if you don’t know about FLSA, you are probably better off. It governs wage and hour matters both federally and in many states, and it is a trap for the unwary. We here in the Golden State have our own labor code, a veritable Rubik’s Cube, which makes the FLSA easy-peasy by comparison.
The two lawyers appeared to be in a contest of “mine is bigger than yours,” at least figuratively. (I leave literal displays to others, including Jeffrey Toobin.) Their previous collegiality and professional relationship came, as the District Court for the Southern District of Florida said, “to a screeching halt — on both sides.” And that’s just how the court’s order for evidentiary motions and sanctions starts out. Not a good sign.
Of course, these squabbles occurred during the taking of depositions where there rarely is any adult in the room, and that’s why shenanigans happen.
Amid objections early in a deposition to the use of a court reporter as to whether she could hear and transcribe plaintiff’s counsel who was masked and on Zoom, defense counsel yelled at plaintiff’s counsel, not once but twice, to STFU. A tit-for-tat squabble ensued between counsel (food fight, anyone?) which the court found included “silly arguments over who argued with who.” I’m not kidding.
The court lowered the boom on both counsel who “impeded, delayed, and frustrated the fair examination of the deponents. [Defense counsel’s] profane language was clearly unprofessional and is unacceptable. Indeed, continuation of such conduct could be grounds for a referral to the Florida Bar or for further professionalism training. However, the impeding, delaying, and frustrating of the deposition came from both counsels’ behavior, which patently displayed more interest in getting the last word and baiting each other than in resolving their dispute. In other words, neither attorney here is blameless.”
But wait, there’s more. The court reporter also came in for criticism for making inappropriate comments at two of the depositions. Having been criticized, the court said that defense counsel should have used other court reporters at the succeeding depositions. He didn’t, and the court found that defense counsel egged plaintiff’s counsel on.
So, of course, plaintiff’s counsel moved for sanctions. The court ruled that both attorneys “have wasted the Court’s time, the deponents’ time, and their clients’ money. They both escalated the disputes here rather than pursuing the easy, common-sense means of resolving them.” These two lawyers were neither professional nor reasonable. The court held that neither counsel should “be allowed to profit from their actions, and their clients should not have to pay.” An object lesson here?
No client should have to pay for litigating a discovery dispute prompted by juvenile tactics. How many times has an attorney refunded fees for time spent on a useless motion? How many times has one counsel or another been jerked around? How many times has an attorney apologized to a client for bad behavior because of a refusal to cooperate? How many times has a counsel refunded or written off fees incurred in unnecessary discovery disputes? What do you think?
Remedies? The court ordered both attorneys to write off their time (i.e., “exercise billing judgment”). Is that an oxymoron? As to the defense lawyer, if he has already billed the fees, he is to credit the client.
The court did not award sanctions to plaintiff or his counsel and told plaintiff’s counsel that even if he ultimately succeeds on the case, then those fees attributed to this dispute are to be written off, and if not, “the Court will do it for him at that time.” In other words, essentially, a pox on both counsel.
And by the way, the court warned that if either of them “engage in further misconduct (in this case or any other case), the Court may refer them to the Florida Bar and/or the Court’s Committee on Attorney Admissions, Peer Review, and Attorney Grievance for appropriate action.” No one said in law school or any time since then that you must like opposing counsel. Being professional is not that difficult. Just get along for the sake of the clients. Park your egos where the sun doesn’t shine. Give it a try.
Jill Switzer has been an active member of the State Bar of California for over 40 years. She remembers practicing law in a kinder, gentler time. She’s had a diverse legal career, including stints as a deputy district attorney, a solo practice, and several senior in-house gigs. She now mediates full-time, which gives her the opportunity to see dinosaurs, millennials, and those in-between interact — it’s not always civil. You can reach her by email at oldladylawyer@gmail.com.