‘Self-inflicted wound’: Pentagon comptroller warns Trump against mass firings of federal employees – Breaking Defense

Under
Secretary
of
Defense
(Comptroller)/Chief
Financial
Officer
Mike
McCord
delivers
remarks
at
a
Business
Executives
for
National
Security
industry
discussion
at
the
National
Defense
University,
Washington,
D.C.,
April
11,
2022.
(DoD
photo
by
Lisa
Ferdinando)


WASHINGTON

President-elect

Donald

Trump’s



stated
plans


to
tee
up
the
firings
of
thousands
of
federal
employees
has
shaken
many
in
the
career
workforce
and
is
damaging
productivity,
the
Pentagon’s
chief
accountant
warned
today. 


Mike
McCord,
the
Pentagon
comptroller,
also
predicted
the
current
continuing
resolution
would
stretch
until
March

and
the
fiscal
2026
budget
will
not
arrive
before
April
or
May.


Near
the
end
of
his
first
term
in
office, Trump



signed
an
executive
order


reclassifying
thousands
of
government
employees

often
the
type
who
typically
remain
in
place
regardless
of
presidential
administration

as
new
“Schedule
F”
staff
without
employment
protections,
essentially
making
them
at-will
workers
who
are
easier
to
fire.
Critics
lambasted
the
move
as
politicizing
the
bureaucracy
and
an
attack
on
civil
servants
amid
calls
by
Trump
to
purge
the
“deep
state.” 


Now,
as
Trump
prepares
to
return
to
the
White
House,
critics
fear
the
policy
could
make
a
return
after
it
was



quickly
rescinded


by
President
Joe
Biden.
Trump
has
campaigned
on
reviving
the
Schedule
F
approach. 


“I
would
certainly
hope
that
the
next
administration
can
resist
the
temptation
to
[impose]
self-inflicted
wounds
on
the
workforce
with
the
Schedule
F-type
approach,”
McCord
said
today
in
a
keynote
address
at
the
Professional
Services
Council
Vision
2024
Federal
Market
Forcecast
conference. 


“I
can
tell
you
that
the
career
workforce
is
worried

those
that
I
talked
to
already
in
anticipation
of
what
might
happen,”
McCord
said.
“It’s
not
helpful
for
productivity.”


“There’s
a
lot
of
hard-working,
dedicated
people
in
the
Defense
Department,
and
if
you
work
with
them
instead
of
trying
to
stomp
them,
I
think
that
we
will
get
to
a
much
better
place,”
McCord
said.

Budget
Woes


Based
on
the
results
of
the
November
election,
McCord
also
said
he
anticipated
the
current
continuing
resolution
(CR)
for
the
2025
fiscal
year,



set
to
expire
in
December
,
would
be
stretched
out
to
March
as
a
new
Republican
congressional
majority
asserts
its
influence

though
he
characterized
any
gains
the
GOP
could
make
on
its
priorities
as
marginal. 


“There’s
a
time
value
of
money
we
all
know
in
our
personal
life,
and
having
a
bill
in
December
and
a
two
percent
better
bill
in
March
would
be
a
bad
trade
for
most
of
us,
but
that’s
not
how
things
tend
to
get
looked
at
here,”
McCord
said.
“So
I
think
we’re
headed
toward,
probably,
the
two
percent
different
bill
in
March
than
what
we’d
like
to
see
in
December.”


The
Defense
Department,
along
with
the
rest
of
the
federal
government,
is
well-acquainted
with
CRs,
which
military
officials
have



long
complained


set
back
modernization
efforts
by
freezing
spending
at
prior-year
levels
and
preventing
the
start
of
new
programs.
By
McCord’s
count,
there
have
been
15
CRs
over
the
last
16
years,
averaging
four
months
a
year. 


“A
third
of
the
year
wasted
in
CRs
consistently
over
15
straight
years,”
he
said.
“Ridiculous.”  


Despite
the
current
CR
and
uncertainties
ahead
of
the
November
election,
Pentagon
officials
still
put
together
an
FY26
budget
through
the
regular
process,
McCord
said.
That
budget
has
almost
been
finalized,
he
said,
details
of
which
can
then
be
shared
with
the
incoming
administration. 


However,
McCord
noted
Trump
officials
have



still
not
signed
transition
documents
,
largely
preventing
current
officials
from
communicating
with
their
successors.

Even
when
those
documents
are
signed, the
process
of
bringing
on
new
staff
from
the
incoming
administration
and
formulating
a
new
budget
likely
means
the
Pentagon’s
FY26
spending
plan
won’t
be
released
until
April
or
May,
he
added.


Freed
from
constraints
of
the
Fiscal
Responsibility
Act,
which
capped
defense
toplines
for
both
2024
and
2025

though
Congress
circumvented
those
limits
in
April
by



passing
a
$95
billion
supplemental
defense
bill


anyway

McCord
said
the
DoD
would
recommend
getting
back
to
the
levels
of
topline
growth
defined
by
budgets
in
years
like
FY23
and
FY24. 


“This
year,
we’re
working
to
a
higher
[topline],”
McCord
said
of
the
FY26
proposal.
“But
there’s
no
agreement,
and
there
is
going
to
be
a
new
decision
from
the
new
team
about
what
their
topline
looks
like
that
will
help
inform
their
look
at
what
program
mix
we’ve
left
for
them.”

Morning Docket: 11.21.24 – Above the Law

*
It
may
be
bonus
season,
but
amidst
record
profits,
associates
are
noticing
that
their
bonuses
a
lighter
than
they
should
be.
[Bloomberg
Law
News
]

*
Babe,
wake
up

new
contracts
hypo
just
dropped:
“Cheating
husband
sues
wife
for
house
after
mother-in-law
died
watching
them
fight”
[Hindustan
Times
]

*
Firms
merging
to
form
“Antitrust
Powerhouse”
in
most
ironic
news
of
the
day.
[Daily
Business
Review
]

*
DLA
Piper
faces
lawsuit
alleging
the
firm
had
a
“fake
lawyer”
in
Argentina
doing
work
for
them.
[Texas
Lawyer
]

*
Thou
Shalt
Not
Violate
The
First
Amendment.
Block
on
Louisiana
Ten
Commandments
law
upheld.
[PBS]

*
CFPB
preparing
to
take
on
supervisory
role
over
digital
payment
apps.
[Law360]

*
Judges
say
judges
aren’t
the
problem.
That’s
an
evergreen
headline,
but
in
this
case
it’s
about
workplace
harassment.
[Reuters]

Top 25 Biglaw Firm Announces A Full Milbank Match – With Merit Bonuses On Top Of Special Bonuses – Above the Law

Now
that

Cravath
has
matched

the
Milbank

year-end

and

special

bonus
scale,
other
leading
law
firms
are
finally
making
their
own
compensation
announcements.
The
latest
firm
to
step
to
the
plate
with
bonus
news
is
none
other
than
McDermott
Will
&
Emery.

The
top
firm

which
reported
$1,921,042,000
in
gross
revenue
and
profits
per
equity
partner
of
$3,763,000
in
2023
according
to
the
most
recent
Am
Law
100

has
chosen
to
use
the
Milbank
scale
for
its
year-end
bonuses:

  • Class
    of
    2024

    $15,000
    (pro-rated)
  • Class
    of
    2023

    $20,000
  • Class
    of
    2022

    $30,000
  • Class
    of
    2021

    $57,500
  • Class
    of
    2020

    $75,000
  • Class
    of
    2019

    $90,000
  • Class
    of
    2018

    $105,000
  • Class
    of
    2017+

    $115,000

McDermott
is
also
matching
the
Milbank
special
bonus
scale,
and
this
is
what
they
will
look
like
at
the
firm:

  • Class
    of
    2024

    $6,000
    (pro-rated)
  • Class
    of
    2023

    $6,000
  • Class
    of
    2022

    $10,000
  • Class
    of
    2021

    $15,000
  • Class
    of
    2020

    $20,500
  • Class
    of
    2019

    $25,000
  • Class
    of
    2018

    $25,000
  • Class
    of
    2017+

    $25,000

That
said,
here’s
what
the
complete
2024
bonus
scale
looks
like
at
the
firm:

  • Class
    of
    2024:
    $21,000
    (pro-rated)
  • Class
    of
    2023:
    $26,000
  • Class
    of
    2022:
    $40,000
  • Class
    of
    2021:
    $72,500
  • Class
    of
    2020:
    $95,000
  • Class
    of
    2019:
    $115,000
  • Class
    of
    2018:
    $130,000
  • Class
    of
    2017+:
    $140,000

But
that’s
not
all,
folks.
MDW
is
also
including
merit-based
bonuses
on
top
of
this
already
generous
bonus
scale.
As
chairman
Ira
Coleman
notes
in
the
firm’s
announcement,
“We
remain
committed
to
being
top
of
market
in
all
that
we
do
and,
consistent
with
prior
years,
about
two-thirds
of
our
Associates
will
earn
above
the
Cravath
scale.”
This
is
incredibly
exciting
news
for
associates.
Will
any
other
Biglaw
firms
offer
super-bonuses
for
their
high
performers?

Congratulations
to
everyone
at
McDermott
Will
&
Emery!


(Flip
to
the
next
page
to
read
the
full
memo
from
the
firm.)

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Biglaw Firms Are Matching The Milbank Scale! – See Also – Above the Law




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Biglaw Bonus Announcement Leaves No Gray Area – Above the Law

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Getty)

Two
things
happen
this
time
of
year:
Biglaw
firms
make
good
on
associate
compensation
and
we
dust
off
our
firm
pun
game.
With
that
in
mind,
Ropes
&
Gray
has
announced
a
Milbank
match.

Ropes
had
$2,992,831,000
gross
revenue
in
2023,
which
placed
them
8th
on
the
Am
Law
200
ranking.

In
addition
to
matching
both
the
annual
and
the
special
scale
for
US-scale,
partnership
track
associates
hitting
the
1900-hour
threshold,
the
firm
offers
the
promise
of
an
unspecified
increase
above
the
grid
for
lawyers
exceeding
expectations.
So…
I
guess
there
is
a
little
bit
of
gray
area.

Bonuses
are
slated
for
December
24.

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everyone,
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Another Biglaw Firm Matches Milbank Scale. Frankly, It’s A Lot Of Money! – Above the Law

Bonuses
season
kicked
off
with
a
bang
after
Milbank
set
the
scale.

Cravath

and

Paul
Hastings

have
already
announced
their
bonuses,
and
more
firms
are
following
suit.

The
most
recent
firm
is
Fried
Frank!
They
reported
$1,008,772,000
in
gross
revenue
in
2023
and
profits
per
equity
partner
of
$4,355,000
in
2023
according
to
the
most
recent
Am
Law
100
and
are
matching
the
Milbank
scale
for
both
annual
and
special
bonuses!

unnamed

While
the
scale
is
a
match,
the
firm
also
offers
a
premium
from
$3000
to
$34,500.
Bonuses
will
be
paid
on
or
before
December
31.

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Biglaw Firm Comes Out Strong For Women’s Sports – Above the Law

Rachel
Kuehn
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Ed.
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Trivia
Question
of
the
Day!


Which
Biglaw
firm
reaffirmed
its
“ongoing
commitment
to
women’s
sports”
by
sponsoring
LGPA
player
Rachel
Kuehn
for
the
2024-2025
LPGA
season?


Hint:
The
Am
Law
100
firm
was
founded
in
1970.
The
executive
chair
said
they
were
“thrilled”
to
sponsor
Kuehn,
saying,
“After
significant
due
diligence
and
thought,
we
decided
to
help
a
young
woman
begin
her
career
and
work
to
get
her
full-time
status
on
the
LPGA
Tour
rather
than
sponsor
a
more
seasoned
veteran
golfer.”



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Trump Taps Matthew ‘Mongo’ Whitaker To Collect US Vig At NATO – Above the Law

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The
second
Trump
administration
will
surely
be
a
disaster
for
the

planet

and

all
living
things
.
But
it
does
promise
to
have
some
very
funny
moments

although
we
may
find
ourselves
laughing
from
the
confines
of
a
gulag.

One
source
of
humor
will
be
Matthew
Whitaker,
whom
Trump
just
announced
this
morning
would
be
representing
our
beleaguered
nation
as
ambassador
to
NATO.
Whitaker
was
the
thumb-headed
dingus
who
took
over
as
acting
attorney
general
after
the
2018
midterms
when
Trump
kicked
Jeff
Sessions
to
the
curb.

“Matt
is
a
strong
warrior
and
loyal
Patriot,
who
will
ensure
the
United
States’
interests
are
advanced
and
defended.
Matt
will
strengthen
relationships
with
our
NATO
Allies,
and
stand
firm
in
the
face
of
threats
to
Peace
and
Stability,”
Trump’s
team
said
in
a
statement
blasted
to
reporters,
adding
that
“Matt
is
also
the
former
U.S.
Attorney
for
the
Southern
District
of
Iowa,
and
is
a
graduate
of
the
University
of
Iowa
with
a
B.A.,
MBA
and
J.D.,
where
he
played
football,
and
received
the
Big
Ten
Medal
of
Honor.”

That
will
come
in
handy
if
we
need
to
tackle
the
representative
from
Romania.

It
should
be
noted
that
our
current
representative
at
NATO
is

Scott
Oudkirk
,
a
career
diplomat
with
degrees
from
Georgetown’s
School
of
Foreign
Service
and
the
National
Defense
University’s
Eisenhower
School,
who
served
on
the
National
Security
Counsel
and
in
posts
in
Turkey,
Iraq,
China,
and
Jamaica.
During
the
first
Trump
administration,
we
were
represented
former
Texas
Senator
Kay
Bailey
Hutchison.

Now
we’re
sending
the
big
dick
toilet
guy.

Forgive
the
profanity,
but
this
is
a
guy
so
deeply
unimpressive
that,
five
years
after
serving
as
the
US
Attorney
for
the
Southern
District
of
Iowa,
he
was
part
of
a
scammy
“invention
promotion
firm”
hawking
a
giant
toilet
for
men
who
can’t
keep
their
dangly
bits
out
of
the
bowl.
Every
time
Iowa
Republicans
had
a
chance
to
elevate
this
guy

to
Iowa
Treasurer,
to
Iowa
Supreme
Court,
to
the
Senate

they
passed.
The
best
he
could
do
was
get
himself
on
wingnut
welfare,
heading
up
an
astroturf

“chop
shop
of
fake
ethics
complaints”

to
harass
Hillary
Clinton.

Whitaker
was
thrust
into
the
spotlight
during
the
first
Trump
administration
when
the
president
passed
over
Deputy
AG
Rod
Rosenstein
to
make
Whitaker
acting
AG
after
Sessions
was
defenestrated.
Washington
Post
journalists
Philip
Rucker
and
Carol
Leonnig

wrote

that
his
direct
reports
at
DOJ
called
him
“Mongo,”
a
reference
to
the
big,
dumb
oaf
portrayed
by
Alex
Karras
[ed
note:
who
also
played
football
for
the
University
of
Iowa
]
in
“Blazing
Saddles.”

He’s
a…
you
know…
MORON.

And
now
Donald
Trump
is
going
to
send
him
to
NATO
to
knock
down
other
countries
and
steal
their
lunch
money
because
the
moron
in
chief

believes

that
defense
spending
guarantees
amount
to
an
unpaid
vig
to
the
US.

Ah,
well,
Mongo
only
pawn…
in
game
of
life.





Liz
Dye
 lives
in
Baltimore
where
she
produces
the
Law
and
Chaos substack and podcast.

Trump Taps Matthew ‘Mongo’ Whitaker To Collect US Vig At NATO – Above the Law

(Photo
by
Steve
Pope/Getty
Images)

The
second
Trump
administration
will
surely
be
a
disaster
for
the

planet

and

all
living
things
.
But
it
does
promise
to
have
some
very
funny
moments

although
we
may
find
ourselves
laughing
from
the
confines
of
a
gulag.

One
source
of
humor
will
be
Matthew
Whitaker,
whom
Trump
just
announced
this
morning
would
be
representing
our
beleaguered
nation
as
ambassador
to
NATO.
Whitaker
was
the
thumb-headed
dingus
who
took
over
as
acting
attorney
general
after
the
2018
midterms
when
Trump
kicked
Jeff
Sessions
to
the
curb.

“Matt
is
a
strong
warrior
and
loyal
Patriot,
who
will
ensure
the
United
States’
interests
are
advanced
and
defended.
Matt
will
strengthen
relationships
with
our
NATO
Allies,
and
stand
firm
in
the
face
of
threats
to
Peace
and
Stability,”
Trump’s
team
said
in
a
statement
blasted
to
reporters,
adding
that
“Matt
is
also
the
former
U.S.
Attorney
for
the
Southern
District
of
Iowa,
and
is
a
graduate
of
the
University
of
Iowa
with
a
B.A.,
MBA
and
J.D.,
where
he
played
football,
and
received
the
Big
Ten
Medal
of
Honor.”

That
will
come
in
handy
if
we
need
to
tackle
the
representative
from
Romania.

It
should
be
noted
that
our
current
representative
at
NATO
is

Scott
Oudkirk
,
a
career
diplomat
with
degrees
from
Georgetown’s
School
of
Foreign
Service
and
the
National
Defense
University’s
Eisenhower
School,
who
served
on
the
National
Security
Counsel
and
in
posts
in
Turkey,
Iraq,
China,
and
Jamaica.
During
the
first
Trump
administration,
we
were
represented
former
Texas
Senator
Kay
Bailey
Hutchison.

Now
we’re
sending
the
big
dick
toilet
guy.

Forgive
the
profanity,
but
this
is
a
guy
so
deeply
unimpressive
that,
five
years
after
serving
as
the
US
Attorney
for
the
Southern
District
of
Iowa,
he
was
part
of
a
scammy
“invention
promotion
firm”
hawking
a
giant
toilet
for
men
who
can’t
keep
their
dangly
bits
out
of
the
bowl.
Every
time
Iowa
Republicans
had
a
chance
to
elevate
this
guy

to
Iowa
Treasurer,
to
Iowa
Supreme
Court,
to
the
Senate

they
passed.
The
best
he
could
do
was
get
himself
on
wingnut
welfare,
heading
up
an
astroturf

“chop
shop
of
fake
ethics
complaints”

to
harass
Hillary
Clinton.

Whitaker
was
thrust
into
the
spotlight
during
the
first
Trump
administration
when
the
president
passed
over
Deputy
AG
Rod
Rosenstein
to
make
Whitaker
acting
AG
after
Sessions
was
defenestrated.
Washington
Post
journalists
Philip
Rucker
and
Carol
Leonnig

wrote

that
his
direct
reports
at
DOJ
called
him
“Mongo,”
a
reference
to
the
big,
dumb
oaf
portrayed
by
Alex
Karras
[ed
note:
who
also
played
football
for
the
University
of
Iowa
]
in
“Blazing
Saddles.”

He’s
a…
you
know…
MORON.

And
now
Donald
Trump
is
going
to
send
him
to
NATO
to
knock
down
other
countries
and
steal
their
lunch
money
because
the
moron
in
chief

believes

that
defense
spending
guarantees
amount
to
an
unpaid
vig
to
the
US.

Ah,
well,
Mongo
only
pawn…
in
game
of
life.





Liz
Dye
 lives
in
Baltimore
where
she
produces
the
Law
and
Chaos substack and podcast.

Trump Taps Matthew ‘Mongo’ Whitaker To Collect US Vig At NATO – Above the Law

(Photo
by
Steve
Pope/Getty
Images)

The
second
Trump
administration
will
surely
be
a
disaster
for
the

planet

and

all
living
things
.
But
it
does
promise
to
have
some
very
funny
moments

although
we
may
find
ourselves
laughing
from
the
confines
of
a
gulag.

One
source
of
humor
will
be
Matthew
Whitaker,
whom
Trump
just
announced
this
morning
would
be
representing
our
beleaguered
nation
as
ambassador
to
NATO.
Whitaker
was
the
thumb-headed
dingus
who
took
over
as
acting
attorney
general
after
the
2018
midterms
when
Trump
kicked
Jeff
Sessions
to
the
curb.

“Matt
is
a
strong
warrior
and
loyal
Patriot,
who
will
ensure
the
United
States’
interests
are
advanced
and
defended.
Matt
will
strengthen
relationships
with
our
NATO
Allies,
and
stand
firm
in
the
face
of
threats
to
Peace
and
Stability,”
Trump’s
team
said
in
a
statement
blasted
to
reporters,
adding
that
“Matt
is
also
the
former
U.S.
Attorney
for
the
Southern
District
of
Iowa,
and
is
a
graduate
of
the
University
of
Iowa
with
a
B.A.,
MBA
and
J.D.,
where
he
played
football,
and
received
the
Big
Ten
Medal
of
Honor.”

That
will
come
in
handy
if
we
need
to
tackle
the
representative
from
Romania.

It
should
be
noted
that
our
current
representative
at
NATO
is

Scott
Oudkirk
,
a
career
diplomat
with
degrees
from
Georgetown’s
School
of
Foreign
Service
and
the
National
Defense
University’s
Eisenhower
School,
who
served
on
the
National
Security
Counsel
and
in
posts
in
Turkey,
Iraq,
China,
and
Jamaica.
During
the
first
Trump
administration,
we
were
represented
former
Texas
Senator
Kay
Bailey
Hutchison.

Now
we’re
sending
the
big
dick
toilet
guy.

Forgive
the
profanity,
but
this
is
a
guy
so
deeply
unimpressive
that,
five
years
after
serving
as
the
US
Attorney
for
the
Southern
District
of
Iowa,
he
was
part
of
a
scammy
“invention
promotion
firm”
hawking
a
giant
toilet
for
men
who
can’t
keep
their
dangly
bits
out
of
the
bowl.
Every
time
Iowa
Republicans
had
a
chance
to
elevate
this
guy

to
Iowa
Treasurer,
to
Iowa
Supreme
Court,
to
the
Senate

they
passed.
The
best
he
could
do
was
get
himself
on
wingnut
welfare,
heading
up
an
astroturf

“chop
shop
of
fake
ethics
complaints”

to
harass
Hillary
Clinton.

Whitaker
was
thrust
into
the
spotlight
during
the
first
Trump
administration
when
the
president
passed
over
Deputy
AG
Rod
Rosenstein
to
make
Whitaker
acting
AG
after
Sessions
was
defenestrated.
Washington
Post
journalists
Philip
Rucker
and
Carol
Leonnig

wrote

that
his
direct
reports
at
DOJ
called
him
“Mongo,”
a
reference
to
the
big,
dumb
oaf
portrayed
by
Alex
Karras
[ed
note:
who
also
played
football
for
the
University
of
Iowa
]
in
“Blazing
Saddles.”

He’s
a…
you
know…
MORON.

And
now
Donald
Trump
is
going
to
send
him
to
NATO
to
knock
down
other
countries
and
steal
their
lunch
money
because
the
moron
in
chief

believes

that
defense
spending
guarantees
amount
to
an
unpaid
vig
to
the
US.

Ah,
well,
Mongo
only
pawn…
in
game
of
life.





Liz
Dye
 lives
in
Baltimore
where
she
produces
the
Law
and
Chaos substack and podcast.