You
know
why
you
clicked
on
the
article.
We’re
here
to
tell
you
about
bonuses!
Orrick
made
humpday
worthwhile
by
announcing
they’ll
be
putting
a
little
extra
in
their
associates’
checks!
The
Biglaw
firm
reported
$1,465,029,000
in
gross
revenue
in
and
profits
per
equity
partner
of
$3,113,000
in
2023,
according
to
the
most
recent
Am
Law
100
ranking.
And,
unlike
at
HoLove,
they’re
handing
out
special
bonuses!
Here’s
the
scale:
The
good
news
is
that
the
associates
can
count
on
the
base
bonus
money
to
come
their
way!
By
mid
February.
Would
be
better
if
the
money
hit
bank
accounts
in
time
for
Christmas,
but
having
a
few
extra
thousand
dollars
to
look
forward
to
in
February
isn’t
the
end
of
the
world.
Hopefully
the
special
bonus
money,
which
is
to
be
paid
out
with
the
December
31st
payroll,
will
hold
you
over
until
then.
We
like
hearing
about
bonuses
almost
as
much
as
you
enjoy
spending
them.
As
soon
as
your
firm’s
memo
comes
out,
please email
it
to
us (subject
line:
“[Firm
Name]
Bonus”)
or
text
us
(646-820-8477).
Please
include
the
memo
if
available.
You
can
take
a
photo
of
the
memo
and
send
it
via
text
or
email
if
you
don’t
want
to
forward
the
original
PDF
or
Word
file.
And
if
you’d
like
to
sign
up
for
ATL’s
Salary
&
Bonus
Alerts,
please
scroll
down
and
enter
your
email
address
in
the
box
below
this
post.
If
you
previously
signed
up
for
the
bonus
alerts,
you
don’t
need
to
do
anything.
You’ll
receive
an
email
notification
within
minutes
of
each
bonus
announcement
that
we
publish.
Chris
Williams
became
a
social
media
manager
and
assistant
editor
for
Above
the
Law
in
June
2021.
Prior
to
joining
the
staff,
he
moonlighted
as
a
minor
Memelord™
in
the
Facebook
group Law
School
Memes
for
Edgy
T14s.
He
endured
Missouri
long
enough
to
graduate
from
Washington
University
in
St.
Louis
School
of
Law.
He
is
a
former
boatbuilder
who
cannot
swim, a
published
author
on
critical
race
theory,
philosophy,
and
humor,
and
has
a
love
for
cycling
that
occasionally
annoys
his
peers.
You
can
reach
him
by
email
at [email protected] and
by
tweet
at @WritesForRent.