Law Firms Should Pay Higher Bonuses When Associates Are Close To Thresholds – Above the Law

Many
people
keep
an
eye
on
Above
the
Law
during
the
end
of
the
year
to
see
what
types
of
bonuses
top
law
firms
are
awarding
associates.
Although
many
top
law
firm
award
bonuses
based
on
the
class
year
of
an
associate,
a
number
of
law
firms
distribute
bonuses
based
on
other
factors,
including
the
hours
an
associate
billed
during
the
preceding
year.
Under
such
systems,
associates
usually
pull
long
hours
to
ensure
they
meet
a
given
bonus
threshold
and
earn
a
higher
bonus.
In
many
instances,
it
is
usually
best
if
law
firms
award
associates
a
higher
bonus
even
if
they
just
miss
a
higher
bonus
threshold
since
this
can
boost
morale
and
generate
goodwill
between
associates
and
an
employer.

I
once
worked
for
an
employer
that
offered
output-based
bonuses.
I
really
wanted
to
earn
a
bonus
that
was
based
on
a
given
level
of
output,
and
I
spent
many
long
days
working
hard
at
increasing
my
output
so
that
I
earned
that
particular
bonus.
By
the
end
of
the
bonus
season,
my
rough
calculations
showed
that
I
had
just
made
the
bonus
threshold,
which
was
a
relief,
and
I
looked
forward
to
being
paid
the
higher
bonus.

To
my
surprise,
when
the
official
report
came
back
evaluating
my
work,
it
turned
out
that
I
just
missed
the
bonus
threshold.
This
was
because
some
of
the
work
I
performed
was
not
being
counted
toward
bonus
calculations.
This
was
upsetting
since
the
difference
in
bonus
thresholds
was
massive,
and
I
had
worked
so
hard
trying
to
meet
the
threshold.

In
some
correspondence
to
my
superior,
I
gently
mentioned
that
I
slightly
missed
the
higher
bonus
threshold,
and
that
I
worked
hard
in
order
to
meet
that
given
threshold.
I
also
mentioned
that
I
thought
I
had
satisfied
the
threshold
but
due
to
the
way
that
the
bonuses
were
calculated,
some
of
my
work
would
not
count
toward
determining
if
I
was
owed
a
higher
bonus.
I
did
not
think
my
employer
would
take
any
of
this
into
consideration
when
awarding
my
bonus,
but
I
figured
it
didn’t
hurt
to
try.
Although
the
employer
was
clear
that
bonuses
were
determined
based
on
a
clear
mathematical
formula,
perhaps
it
was
possible
that
extenuating
circumstances
could
impact
the
bonus
determination.

To
my
surprise,
my
employer
decided
to
bump
me
up
to
the
next
bonus
amount
even
though
I
had
just
missed
the
threshold.
The
employer
acknowledged
that
I
was
very
close
to
meeting
the
threshold
and
related
that
some
of
the
calculations
used
when
determining
if
work
counted
toward
the
bonus
were
confusing.
This
was
a
big
deal
for
me,
since
the
differences
between
the
bonus
I
was
entitled
to
based
on
the
lower
threshold
and
the
bonus
I
received
was
massive
and
definitely
impacted
my
bottom
line.

Basing
bonuses
on
clear
mathematical
guidelines
makes
a
lot
of
sense.
This
prevents
people
from
receiving
disparate
bonuses
based
on
how
much
partners
like
an
associate
and
eliminates
ambiguity
about
how
bonuses
are
calculated.
Clear
bonus
thresholds
also
give
associates
an
incentive
to
work
hard
and
increase
output,
which
typically
benefits
the
law
firms
that
employ
them.
However,
law
firms
that
employ
clear-cut
bonus
criteria
should
still
be
flexible
and
award
higher
bonuses
in
situations
such
as
when
an
associate
just
misses
a
threshold
for
a
variety
of
reasons.
The
extra
bonus
amount
will
likely
have
a
small
impact
on
a
law
firm,
but
can
increase
the
morale
of
an
associate
and
tighten
the
connection
an
associate
has
with
an
employer.




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Boutique Firm Makes It Rain Biglaw Bonus Bucks On Associates – Above the Law

Boutique
firms
continue
to
prove
that
they’re
capable
of
meeting
and
competing
with
Biglaw
in
terms
of
compensation.

The
latest
boutique
to
meet
the
market
in
terms
of
matching
Milbank’s
generous

year-end

and

special

bonuses
is
Glenn
Agre
Bergman
&
Fuentes.
The
litigation
firm
was
founded
in
2021,
and
it’s
offering
Biglaw
bonus
compensation
to
its
hardworking
attorneys
for
the
fourth
year
in
a
row.

Here’s
what
the
bonus
and
salary
scale
looks
like
at
Glenn
Agre:

Glenn Agre Bonus Scale 2024

There’s
even
better
news
for
associates,
because
on
top
of
these
lockstep
bonuses,
they’ll
be
eligible
to
receive
a
“premium”
based
on
“extraordinary
dedication
and/or
performance.”

Congratulations
to
everyone
at
Glenn
Agre!
Associates’
accounts
will
be
flush
with
cash
come
December
20.

(Flip
to
the
next
page
to
read
the
firm’s
bonus
memo
in
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This Boutique Law Firm’s Bonuses Are A Real Knockout For Associates – Above the Law

Boutique
law
firms
are
really
showing
their
financial
prowess
this
bonus
season,
matching
Milbank’s
generous

year-end

and

special

bonuses,
time
and
again.
The
latest
boutique
to
announce
a
Biglaw
bonus
is
Ross
Aronstam
&
Moritz,
a
Delaware
litigation
firm
founded
by
lawyers
from
Wachtell,
Weil,
and
Kellogg
Hansen.
This
small,
specialized
firm
recently
entered
the
ring
to
match
the
latest
round
of
bonuses.

Here’s
what
the
bonus
and
salary
scale
looks
like
at
Ross
Aronstam:

Ross Aronstam Bonus Scale 2024

There
are
no
hours
requirements
for
these
bonuses,
which
will
be
paid
on
December
15.

Congratulations
to
everyone
at
Ross
Aronstam!

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to
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next
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Mass Puppycide Ends Career Of Tennessee Deputy Who Probably Never Should Have Been A Cop – Above the Law

Cops
just
seem to love killing
people’s
pets.
While this
act
 is
often
“justified”
by
(often
ridiculous)
claims
of
“officer
safety,” a
whole
lot
of
killing
 of
people’s
dogs
seems
to
happen
just
because
law
enforcement
officers
have the
means
and
the
opportunity
 to
carry
this
act
out.

Nothing
involving
the
killing
of
people’s
dogs
can
be
considered
anomalous.
The
US
Department
of
Justice pointed
this
out
years
ago
,
albeit
not
officially.
In
2014,
community-oriented-policing
program
head
Laurel
Matthews
stated
that
cops
are
killing
up
to
30
pets a
day,
 something
she
referred
to
as
an
“epidemic.”

If
anyone
wants
to
argue
this
estimate
isn’t
accurate,
they’re
free
to
do
so.
But it
isn’t
difficult
to
believe
 American
law
enforcement
is
capable
of
killing
30
pets
a
day
across
the
nation,
especially
when
there’s
little
reason
for
them not to
shoot
any
animals
they
see
while
inviting
themselves
onto
other
people’s
private
property.

But
most
cops
are
willing
to
limit
themselves
to
one
or
two
killings
per
incident.
Former
Tennessee
law
enforcement
officer
Connor
Brackin,
however,
decided
he
couldn’t
call
an
end
to
this
animal
welfare
visit
until he’d
personally killed all
but
one
the
animals
he
was
supposed
to
be
saving
.
(h/t Reason)


Conner
Brackin,
a
24-year-old
police
deputy
with
the
McNairy
County
Sheriff’s
Office,
was arrested
and
charged
 with
aggravated
animal
cruelty
on
Tuesday
following
an
investigation
by
the
Tennessee
Bureau
of
Investigation.
On
Nov.
4,
Brackin
responded
to
an
“animal
welfare
concern”
in
Bethel
Springs,
a
city
located
around
100
miles
east
of
Memphis.
According
to
the
affidavit,
Brackin
spoke
with
the
person
who
made
the
complaint
about
multiple
dogs
on
the
neighboring
property,
some
in
pens,
some
in
two
different
trailers.
Brackin
released
one
of
the
dogs
from
a
pen
and
then
“loaded
his
service
rifle
and
pistol
and
began
firing
into
the
campers
at
the
dogs.”



He
allegedly
fired
eight
times,
killing
seven
dogs.

That’s
not
insane.
That’s
pyschopathic,
which
is
something
else
altogether.
The
owner
of
the
dogs,
Kevin
Dismuke,
didn’t
know
law
enforcement
was
taking
a
look
at
his
dogs
until after Deputy
Brackin
had
killed
all
but
one
of
them.
He
was
left
to
discover
the
fact
on
his
own
upon
his
return
to
his
trailer,
where
he
was
greeted
by
one
dead
dog
and
then
several
others
in
quick
succession.

The
McNairy
County
Sheriff’s
Office
tried
to
spin
this
a
bit:


The
McNairy
County
Sheriff’s
Office
stated
Brackin
observed
two
dogs
in
“extremely
poor
health”
and
one
was
“already
deceased.”
After
looking
for
the
dogs’
owner,
Brackin
let
a
neighbor
take
one
of
the
dogs
and
said
that
he
had
been
“cleared
to
put
down
the
remaining
animals
safely
by
my
supervisor.”

But
there’s
no
force
behind
these
words,
much
less
any
real
sincerity.
The
Sheriff’s
Office
doesn’t
really
think
Deputy
Brackin’s
actions
were
justified.
Nor
does
it
care
what
the
dogs’
owner
thinks
about
this
impromptu
guns-out
raid
performed
by
the
deputy.

We
already
know
most
law
enforcement
agencies
are
rarely
sincerely
concerned
about
the
misery
their
officers
cause.
But
we
do
know
the
Sheriff’s
Office
didn’t
feel
these
actions
were
justified,
otherwise
it
might
have
stepped
in
to
protect
one
of
its
own before this happened:


On
November
7th,
at
the
request
of
25th
Judicial
District
Attorney
General
Mark
Davidson,
TBI
special
agents
began
investigating
the
incident. 
Agents
subsequently
developed
information
that
on
November
4th,
the
McNairy
County
Sheriff’s
Department
received
an
animal
welfare
concern
call.
 Deputy
Connor
Brackin
(DOB:
07/26/2000)
responded
to
the
residence
in
the
8300
block
of
SR
199
in
Bethel
Springs,
to
check
the
condition
of
the
dogs.
 Bracken
released
one
of
the
dogs
to
the
complainant. 
For
reasons
under
investigation,
he
fired
his
duty
weapon,
shooting
and
killing
seven
dogs
on
the
property.


On
Tuesday,
TBI
agents
obtained
warrants
for
Brackin,
charging
him
with
seven
counts
of
Aggravated
Cruelty
to
Animals
and
eight
counts
of
Reckless
Endangerment. 
Brackin
turned
himself
in
and
was
booked
into
the
McNairy
County
Jail.

If
the
deputy
felt
his
employer
would
have
his
back,
he
never
would
have
turned
himself
in.
If
the
Sheriff’s
Office
thought
Deputy
Brackin
was
worth
keeping
on
staff,
it
would
have
acted
on
his
behalf.
And
it
certainly
wouldn’t
have
accepted
the
24-year-old
officer’s
resignation
if
it
thought
his
actions
were
justified.
The
now-former
deputy
is
on
his
own.
And,
on
top
of
this, he’s
feeling
the
weight
of
his
(extremely
short)
law
enforcement
past
 being
brought
to
bear.


[Brackin]
graduated
from
the
training
academy
in
September
2022.
In
less
than
two
years,
his
personnel
file
shows
an
administrative
summons
with
allegations
from
two
different
shootings.
A
statement
from
a
hearing
in
May
2024
says
Brackin
“did
not
shoot
the
subject
and
was
merely
returning
fire
to
the
area
where
he
observed
a
muzzle
flash
and
the
sound
of
gunfire.”
It
was
recommended
he
undergo
remedial
training.


The
second
incident,
less
than
two
months
later,
ended
with
someone
dead.
The
TBI
said
the
local
district
attorney
called
them
in
to
investigate
the
shooting
from
March
2023.


In
May
2024,
the
end
of
Brackin’s
probationary
period,
“Chief
Corley
found
it
was
in
the
best
interest
of
the
community,
the
City
of
Jackson,
and
the
Jackson
Police
Department
to
not
retain
Officer
Brackin
as
a
police
officer.”
Brackin
resigned
a
day
later.

Getting
canned
less
than
two
years
in
means
someone
is
so
bad
at
being
a
cop
even
cop
shops
won’t
stick
out
their
neck
for
him.
Fortunately
for
bad
cops,
there’s always
another
cop
shop
 willing
to
hire
anyone
to
be
a
cop,
especially
if
they’ve
got
any
amount
of
experience
under
their
belt.

But
two
years
after
this
rescue
from
the
pile
of
law
enforcement
rejects,
Connor
Brackin
is
once
again
jobless.
Unfortunately
for
him,
this
second
separation
from
the
Thin
Blue
Line
was
voluntary
and
comes
coupled
with
multiple
criminal
charges.
Whatever
comes
out
of
this
won’t
keep
Brackin
from
seeking
law
enforcement
options
in
the
future.
But
maybe…
just maybe
it
will
prevent
law
enforcement
agencies
from
hiring
him.


Mass
Puppycide
Ends
Career
Of
Tennessee
Deputy
Who
Probably
Never
Should
Have
Been
A
Cop


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Morning Docket: 12.06.24 – Above the Law

*
Applications
for
law
school
are
up
35
percent
just
in
time
for
these
students
to
compile
massive
loans
before
firms
replace
entry
level
legal
jobs
with
AI.
[ABA
Journal
]

*
A
look
at
John
Morgan’s
personal
injury
practice
empire.
[Forbes]

*
California
bar
examiners
will
consider
participation
in
protests
as
part
of
character
and
fitness
process.
[California
Courts
Newsroom
]

*
After
a
past
retreat
on
reform,
Washington
state
launches
another
pilot
program
to
allow
some
legal
services
to
be
performed
by
trained
non-lawyers.
[Reuters]

*
McKinsey
to
pay
$123
million
over
bribery
scheme,
but
they
hope
to
make
that
back
immediately
by
telling
more

incredibly
gullible
people
that
they’ve
invented
garbage
cans
.
[Law360]

*
Firm
growth
opens
door
to
new
stumbling
blocks,
which
partners
will
notice
after
they
stop
rolling
around
naked
on
a
large
pile
of
cash.
[American
Lawyer
]

*
The
ranking
of
best
law
firm
offices
in
the
UK
won’t
be
out
for
a
while
but
here’s
a
sneak
peak
at
what
the
survey
is
turning
up.
[Roll
on
Friday
]

Watch Sharon Pincott’s elephant documentary online



For
those
of
you
in
Zimbabwe

and
indeed
all
around
Africa
and
the
rest
of
the
world

who
would
like
to
watch
(or
watch
again)
Sharon
Pincott’s
highly
acclaimed
documentary
titled
ALL
THE
PRESIDENT’S
ELEPHANTS
can
now
do
so
freely
on
this
online
link 
— 



https://stirr.com/movies/5831/all-the-president-s-elephants
.
(It
had
been
unavailable
in
some
Regions
on
this
link,
but
this
has
now
been
rectified.)


This
Award-winning
documentary
was
filmed
in
2011
by
the
South
African
production
company
Triosphere,
featuring
Sharon’s
life,
work
and
amazingly
intimate
relationship
with
the
families
of
wild,
free-roaming,
Hwange
elephants
known
as
The
Presidential
Elephants
of
Zimbabwe,
as
well
as
the
Reaffirmation
of
the
Presidential
Decree
initiated
by
Sharon,
and
much
more.
Official
Nominations
for
this
documentary
include

South
African
Film
&
Television
Awards
2013:
Best
TV
Wildlife
Program,
Best
Director,
Best
Editor,
Best
Cinematographer.
Official
Film
Festival
Selections:
Durban
International
2012;
Jozi
South
Africa
2013;
Netherlands
2013;
France
2013.
At
the
Japan
Wildlife
Film
Festival
2013
it
won
OUTSTANDING
CONTRIBUTION
TO
NATURE

with
the
judges
commenting
how
“very
moving”
it
was
“to
see
how
closely
people
and
elephants
can
be
mentally
connected”,
and
expressing
their
respect
and
appreciation
for
Pincott’s
elephant
conservation
work.
It
was
also
a
finalist
at
the
Sichuan
TV
Festival
2013,
China,
for
BEST
NATURE
&
ENVIRONMENT
PROTECTION
AWARD.


ScreenAfrica
described
this
documentary
as
“unforgettable”
and
“touching
and
profound”.
Intrepid
Explorer
magazine
called
it
“riveting”
and
“graphic
and
powerful”.
When
it
screened
on
French
television,
its
name
was
changed
to
THE
ELEPHANT
GUARDIAN
(
LA
GARDIENNE
DES
ÉLÉPHANTS
).
It
also
screened
on
television
in
Hungary,
South
Africa
and
Australia.
In
2016,
it
was
a
finalist
in
the
International
Elephant
Film
Festival,
known
now
as
one
of
the
‘World’s
best
elephant
films’
from
the
previous
9
years

an
event
that
involved
both
the
United
Nations
and
CITES.


Sharon
is
now
back
in
Australia,
needing
to
be
close
to
good
Specialists
and
hospitals
in
order
to
undertake
regular
treatments
to
try
to
keep
her
numerous
(mostly
Autoimmune)
conditions
under
control

as
well
as
2
very
rare
ones,
including
Stiff
Person
Syndrome
(which
singer
Celine
Dion
also
suffers
from)

which
began
to
kick
in
during
2015
after
she
eventually
fled
Zimbabwe.
She
suffers
daily
severe
pain
and
mobility
and
organ
issues
as
a
result
of
these
incurable
and
progressive
conditions.
But
as
Sharon
says,
“there
can
be
no
regrets”,
despite
the
lack
of
high-level
support,
harassment,
apathy
and
envy
that
she
endured
in
Zimbabwe
for
many
years.
She
still
does
what
she
can
for
elephants
remotely
as
her
health
allows,
and
continues
to
use
her
old



www.facebook.com/PresidentialElephantsZim


page. 

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published
in:

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Why Match Milbank When You Could Beat Them? – See Also – Above the Law

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via
Getty)


This
Firm
Has
A
Tradition
Of
Paying
Above
Market:


$200k
special
bonus
!


Other
Firms
Pay
Out
Bigly
Too!:


Here’s
to
Morgan
Lewis
!


Climate
Activists
Come
For
Biglaw:


A&O
Shearman
did
a
lot
of
work
for
fossil
fuel
companies
over
the
last
few
years
.


Judge
Dies
On
Hill
That
Diversity
And
Merit
Are
At
Odds
With
Each
Other:


Reed
O’Conner,
everybody
.


We
Do
The
Enforcing
Here!:


Gorsuch
really
doesn’t
seem
to
want
the
Court
to
be
held
accountable
.

Biglaw’s 2025 Outlook Is So Bright Partners Need To Wear Shades – Above the Law



Ed.
note
:
Welcome
to
our
daily
feature,

Quote
of
the
Day
.


We
also
anticipate
the
return
of
M&A,
corporate
and
transactional
work
broadly
across
all
segments,
as
interest
rates
continue
to
fall
and
market
conditions
improve.
We
expect
that
2025
will
be
a
very
good
year
for
law
firms.




An
excerpt
from
the

2025
Citi
Hildebrandt
Client
Advisory
,
which
details
the

legal
industry’s
strong
footing

as
2024
draws
to
a
close,
with
even
higher
hopes
for
what
2025
will
look
like.
As
further
noted
by
one
of
the
report’s
authors,
Gretta
Rusanow,
head
of
advisory
services
for
Citi’s
Global
Wealth
at
Work
Law
Firm
Group,
“there’s
a
growth
mindset
among
firms
that
we’re
likely
to
see
continue
into
next
year.”



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 is
a
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editor
at
Above
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Law,
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worked
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2011.
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What’s Up With Neil Gorsuch’s Hatred Of An Enforceable Ethics Code For The Supreme Court? – Above the Law

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by
Justin
Sullivan/Getty
Images)

Supreme
Court
ethics
are
in
complete
disarray.
It’s
actually
embarrassing
for
our
nation
that
the
highest
court
in
the
land
can’t
get
it
together.
The
last
year
and
a
half
has
been
an
onslaught
of
ethics
scandals
that
have
plagued
the
Court.

Most
prominent
of
those
scandals
were
those
surrounding
Clarence
Thomas.
Specifically,
that
he
took

hundreds
of
thousands
of
dollars
in
undisclosed
gifts
.
Thomas
had
wealthy
buddies
cover private
school
tuition
for
his
family
on
his
behalf
provide
his
mother
rent-free
housing
, and buy
him
an
RV
.

There
 were so so so many revelations
about
the luxury
gifts
 Thomas received and repeatedly failed
to disclose.
And
part
of
the
reason
the
gifts
started
pouring
in
to
the
justice
was
because
he
made conservatives
nervous
he
was
going
to
retire

if
he
*didn’t*
start
living
the
high
life. 
Plus,
we
learned

Ginni
Thomas
 (Clarence’s
wife)
was
supporter of
the January
6th
rioters
,
and despite
this
,
Thomas
refused
to recuse
himself

from
any
cases
related
to
the
insurrection.

But
Thomas
wasn’t
the
only
justice
who
had
issues
disclosing
fancy
gifts.
Samuel
Alito

notably

got
gifts
from
European
aristocracy,
including
a
knighthood
(ignore
the

constitutional
issues
with
that
one
).
And
there’s
the
insurrection
sympathy
Alito’s
flirted
with.
Though
he
blamed
it
on

his
wife

Alito’s
home
was
seen

flying
a
flag
 favored
by
insurrectionists.
And
his
vacation
home
on
Long
Beach
Island,
New
Jersey,
flew an
“Appeal
to
Heaven”
flag

which
has
come
to
be
seen
as
symbol
of
Christian
nationalism.
Which
tracks,
given
he was
also

caught
on
tape
 saying
there
are
“fundamental
things
that
really
can’t
be
compromised”
with
the
left.
And
that
he
thinks
the
country
needs
to
return
to
a
place
of
godliness.

There
was
also
the
questionable
Neil
Gorsuch
real
estate

deal. 
The work
of
Jane
Roberts
,
wife
of
the
Chief,
(probably
wrongly)
also
came
under
scrutiny.
As
did
Sonia
Sotomayor’s

publishing
deal
.


Despite
these
mounting
scandals,
the
institutional
response
has


struggled
.
Unlike
every
other
federal
court,
SCOTUS
didn’t
actually
have
an
ethical
code.
And
when
the
Court
finally
released
one
it
was…
unenforceable.

A
lot
of
sound
and
fury
signifying
nothing.

But
at
least
some
justices
have

come
out

in
favor
of
an

ethical
code
with
teeth. 
The
New
York
Times
recently

published

an
exposé
revealing
the
behind-the-scenes
discussion
that
led
to
the
neutered
code.

Alito
and
Thomas,
predictably,
blew
off
concerns
as

politically
motivated
and
unappeasable.”
Which
is
a
fantastic
red
herring
to
throw
in
the
road
when
most
of
the
focus
has
been
on
you.

But
interestingly,
the
most
vocal
opponent
of
an
enforceable
code
of
ethics
was
someone
else.

Justice
Gorsuch
was
especially
vocal
in
opposing
any
enforcement
mechanism
beyond
voluntary
compliance,
arguing
that
additional
measures
could
undermine
the
court.
The
justices’
strength
was
their
independence,
he
said,
and
he
vowed
to
have
no
part
in
diminishing
it.

That’s
a…
weird
reaction

Gorsuch
even
penned
a
10-page
memo
outlining
all
the
reasons
why
the
Court
should
not
be
bound
by
mere
ethical
concerns.
As
noted
by

Fix
the
Court’s
Gabe
Roth
,
Gorsuch’s
“stridency
is
odd
seeing
as
how
Gorsuch
was
a
circuit
judge
for
more
than
a
decade
and
lived
quite
blissfully
under
an
enforceable
ethics
regimen.
And
having
a
body
of
senior
judges
recommend,
say,
that
a
justice
return
a
gift
or
take
an
ethics
training
course,
or
whatever
the
panel’s
‘enforcement’
decision
would
be,
would
in
no
way
imperil
the
independence
of
the
Supreme
Court.
Really
an
overblown
concern
here.”

Maybe
he
was
just
in
the
writing
zone
and
decided
having
rules
that
actually
apply
to
him
was
too
off
brand.

At
the
time
the
justices
were
debating
the
ethics
questions,
Justice
Gorsuch
was
working
on
a
book
asserting
that
Americans
were
afflicted
with
too
many
laws.
He
warned
colleagues
that
enforcement
could
undermine
the
independence
of
the
court
by
putting
other
figures
in
a
position
to
judge
the
justices,
according
to
several
people
familiar
with
the
discussions.
Justice
Alito
echoed
some
of
those
concerns.

Gorsuch
might
like
fancying
himself
bound
by
no
rules,
but
the

American
people 
pretty
dislike
it.




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FBI Nominee Kash Patel Threatens To Sue Olivia Troye For Aggravated Mean Words Crimes – Above the Law

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by
Brandon
Bell/Getty
Images)

Kash
Patel,
the
MAGA
dipshit
who
Trump
wants
to
put
in
charge
of
the
FBI,
is
no
one’s
idea
of
a
serious
person.
This
is
a
guy
who
left
a
post
on
the
National
Security
Council
to
run
the
wingnut
grift
circuit.

Can
he
interest
you
in
some

wine
?
American
flag

tchotchkes
?

Children’s
books
about
King
Donald,
the
evil
Hillary
Queen,
and
a
heroic
wizard
named
Kash
?


K$H!

You’re
damn
right.

Patel
has
been
very
busy

shouting

about
all
the
Deep
State
enemies
who
will
be
brought
to
justice
when
he’s
in
charge.
This
list
includes
obvious
ones,
like
Robert
Mueller,
Alexander
Vindman,
and
President
Biden.
But
it’s
also
got
some
surprises,
like
Pat
Cipollone,
the
former
White
House
Counsel
to
Trump,
and
Chris
Wray,
the
current
director
of
the
FBI,
whom
Trump
nominated
for
a
ten-year
term
in
2017
and
who
will
be
shoved
aside
to
make
way
for
Kash
himself.

But
now
Kash
has
set
his
sites
on
a
new
target:
former
Mike
Pence
aide
Olivia
Troye.
Troye,
a
lifelong
Republican
who
turned
into
a
vocal
Trump
critic,
said
mean
words
about
Kash
on
teevee,
and
this
is

not
allowed
.

Patel
is
bigly
mad
about
Troye’s
appearance
on
MSNBC
last
week,
and
he’s
threatening
to
sue:

On
December
2,
2024,
you
appeared
as
a
live
guest
on
MSNBC
and
made
several
false
and
defamatory
statements
about
Mr.
Patel.
These
comments
include
that
Mr.
Patel
would
“lie
about
intelligence”
and
would
“lie
about
making
things
up
on
operations”
to
the
point
where
Mr.
Patel
“put
the
lives
of
Navy
Seals
at
risk
when
it
came
to
Nigeria,”
and
that
Mr.
Patel
was
even
misinforming
Vice
President
Mike
Pence.

Last
week,
Troye
referred
to
a

widely


reported

episode
where
Patel
is
said
to
have
lied
about
securing
permission
from
Nigeria
for
SEAL
Team
6
to
enter
that
country’s
airspace
for
a
hostage
rescue
operation.
And
Patel
is
big
mad
about
it.

“This
is
a
complete
fabrication,
and
you
know
it
is
false
by
virtue
of
your
former
position
in
the
White
House,”
he
fumes.
“Mr.
Patel
demands
that
you
retract
your
lies
in
a
public
statement
on
your
X
account
within
five
business
days
of
receipt
of
this
letter.
Unless
this
step
is
taken,
Mr.
Patel
will
take
swift
legal
action
to
uphold
his
rights
and
reputation.”

The
wanking
motion
is
implied.

Patel
is
in
fact
a
lawyer,
but,
amazingly,
he’s
not
embarking
on
this
exercise pro
se
.
He’s
accompanied
by
MAGA
lawyer
Jesse
Binnall,
who
has
represented
Trump
and
the
Trump
campaign
in
various
garbage
trollsuits.
He
last

appeared

in
these
pages
as
the
lawyer
for
North
Carolina
Lt.
Governor
Mark
Robinson,
who
filed
a
$50
million
defamation
suit
against
CNN
and
a
former
porn
store
employee.
That
lawsuit
is

going
great
.

And
apparently
Binnall
and
Troye
have
played
knifey-spooney
before.

“This
is,
of
course,
not
the
first
time
you
have
milked
your
former
title
as
a
means
of
spreading
lies
about
associates
of
President
Donald
J.
Trump.
You
are
already
embroiled
in
a
lawsuit
for
your
disgusting
lies
about
Ambassador
Ric
Grenell
on
Twitter,”
Binnall
snarks
in
his
Patel’s
cease
and
desist
howlergram.


Of
course

Binnall
represents
Grenell
in
that
lawsuit
against
Troye

there
are
only
three
lawyers
in
Trumpland,
and
he’s
one
of
them.
Troye
filed
a
motion
to
dismiss
under
Virginia’s
SLAPP
law
that
has
been
pending
since
May.

Meanwhile
Republicans
in
the
Senate
seem

alarmingly
receptive

to
Patel’s
nomination.
What
could
possibly
go
wrong
if
we
put
a
thin-skinned
bully
who
has
vowed
to
take
revenge
on
anyone
who
criticizes
him
in
charge
of
the
nation’s
law
enforcement?

Good
thing
that
guy
didn’t
sexually
harass
any
women,
or
he
might
be
in
real
trouble.





Liz
Dye
 lives
in
Baltimore
where
she
produces
the
Law
and
Chaos substack and podcast.