Why Walgreens Is Reportedly Considering a Private Equity Buyer – MedCity News

Is
anyone
surprised
that

Walgreens

is
looking
to
sell
itself


reportedly

to
private
equity
firm
Sycamore
Partners?

Walgreens
has
been
losing
a
lot
of
greenbacks
lately:
a
whopping

$8.6
billion
of
them
in
fiscal
2024
.
Its
foray
into
primary
care
has
been
a
challenge
forcing
it
to

close
a
series
of
VillageMD
clinics

nationwide.
Even
its
pharmacy
business
has
faced
competition
from
nimble,
online
pharmacy
retailers
like
Amazon
Pharmacy
and
Mark
Cuban’s
Cost
Plus
Drugs
and
fallen
casualty
to
drug
prices
being
negotiated.

And
investors
have
paid
attention
to
its
missteps.
Over
the
past
five
years,
the
stock
price
of
the
retail
giant,
if
we
can
even
use
that
term
anymore,
has
floundered

it
is
currently
trading
at
less
than

$10
down
from
a
high
of
nearly
$40
at
the
end
of
2019.
 

So,
when
the
Wall
Street
Journal
reported
last
week
that
Deerfield,
Illinois-based

Walgreens

is
exploring
a
sale,
the
struggling
retailer’s
shares
jumped
by
about
17%
that
day. 

If
a
deal
were
to
take
place,
there
could
be
a
potential
buyout
of
about
$9.2
billion
to
$10
billion,
wrote
Erin
Wright,
an
equity
analyst
with
Morgan
Stanley,
in
a
research
note
following
the
WSJ
report.
It’s
slim
pickings
given
that
the
global
investment
firm
KKR
made
a
$70
billion
offer
to
buy
Walgreens
in
2019,
according
to
the

Financial
Times
.
A

report

from
Pitchbook
showed
that
the
deal
reportedly
stalled
because
KKR
and
its
prospective
financiers
couldn’t
agree
on
Walgreens’
valuation.

Given
its
diminished
status,
is
selling
to
a
private
equity
buyer
a
good
move
for
Walgreens?

The
answer
appears
to
be
“yes”
for
some
experts.

“At
this
point,
some
fresh
thinking
is
needed
to
reconceptualize
how
the
company’s
assets
can
be
more
fruitfully
employed,”
said
Michael
Abrams,
managing
partner
of

Numerof
&
Associates
,
a
consulting
firm.

Walgreens
and
Sycamore
Partners
declined
to
comment.


Why
Walgreens
May
Want
to
Sell
Itself

The
rumors
about
Walgreens
considering
a
sale
come
after
nearly
a
decade
of
efforts
to
restore
growth,
according
to
Abrams.
During
that
time,
its
market
value
fell
from
over
$100
billion
to
below
$8
billion,
he
said. 

He
added
that
the
company
has
attempted
numerous
strategies
to
turn
things
around,
including
expanding
into
Europe
with
its
acquisition
of
Alliance
Boots
and

buying
a
stake

in
primary
care
provider
VillageMD
for
about
$5.2
billion. 

“The
fact
of
the
matter
is
that
the
pharmacy
business
is
a
mature
one
with
flat
margins
in
the
core
function
of
dispensing
prescription
drugs,”
Abrams
said.
“Add
to
that
growing
pressure
from
pharmacy
benefit
managers
who
negotiate
drug
prices
on
behalf
of
insurers
and
employers,
and
Walgreens’
extraordinary
network
of
over
12,000
stores
is
less
an
asset
than
a
liability.” 

He
added
that
sales
for
retail
products
have
faced
increased
competition
from
Amazon
and
other
e-commerce
sites.

The
hope
is
that
selling
to
a
private
equity
firm
could
help
Walgreens
make
operational
improvements
and
grow,
according
to
Keith
Campbell,
the
leader
of
West
Monroe’s
merger
&
acquisition
practice.
West
Monroe
is
a
consulting
firm.

“By
closing
underperforming
locations
and
leveraging
sale-and-leaseback
transactions,
Walgreens
could
reduce
debt
and
streamline
operations,”
Campbell
said.
“Once
the
retail
business
is
stabilized
and
cash
flow
positive,
the
focus
could
shift
to
high-growth
segments
like
home
care
and
rare/orphan
drug
compounding.”

But
why
Sycamore
Partners?
After
all,
the
company
doesn’t
have
much
experience
in
healthcare.
It
has
historically
done
smaller
deals
than
Walgreens
and
would
probably
have
to
sell
off
parts
of
its
business
or
bring
in
partners
to
get
the
deal
through,
Abrams
pointed
out.

The
key
attraction
could
be
that
the
New
York-based
firm
specializes
in
retail
and
consumer
investments.
Abrams
stated
that
its
portfolio
includes
office
supply
store
Staples
and
clothing
stores
Hot
Topic,
Ann
Taylor
and
Chico’s. 

The
fact
that
Sycamore
Partners
is
more
retail-oriented
and
consumer-focused
is
interesting
to
Hal
Andrews,
president
and
CEO
of

Trilliant
Health
.
He
noted
that
the
beauty
business
at
Boots
stores
in
London
is
just
as
prominent
as
the
pharmacy
business,
if
not
more. 

“Boots,
from
just
an
experience
standpoint,
is
much
more
of
a
consumer
business
around
health
and
wellness
and
beauty.

But
healthcare
is
a
very
different
thing,”
he
said.
“The
fact
that
Sycamore
is
interested
suggests
that
they
see
an
opportunity
to
really
focus
on
the
retail
side,
the
consumer
side,
the
health
and
beauty
part
of
the
business,
and
not
so
much
on
the
healthcare
side,
whether
that’s
VillageMD
or
Shields
or
anything
else
that’s
really
hands-on
medicine
as
opposed
to
retail
health.”


Is
this
the
right
move?

At
this
point,
selling
to
a
private
equity
buyer
like
Sycamore
Partners
may
be
the
right
call
for
Walgreens,
Abrams
said.

“Walgreens
missed
the
opportunity
to
diversify
into
the
PBM
or
insurance
space
years
ago,
and
so
has
been
at
the
mercy
of
others
like
CVS
who
did,”
he
declared.
“Their
effort
to
enter
the
primary
care
space
made
sense,
but
the
company
underestimated
the
cost
and
effort
involved
in
changing
the
public’s
expectations
to
see
the
local
drug
store
as
a
care
provider.”

Another
consultant
echoed
Abrams’
comments,
noting
that
the
faltering
retail
giant
needs
to
make
a
strategic
change
in
order
to
avoid
“further
decline.”

“I
think
right
now
a
private
equity
owner
could
potentially
drive
the
needed
changes,
such
as
a
greater
focus
on
e-commerce,
rethinking
the
retail
footprint,
and
pursuing
M&A
to
expand
into
adjacent
healthcare
services,”
said
Howard
Gutman,
private
equity
strategy
and
coverage
lead
for

MorganFranklin
Consulting
.
“However,
successfully
executing
this
transformation
would
require
Walgreens
to
develop
new
capabilities
around
digital
operations,
M&A
integration,
and
managing
a
more
diversified
business
model.
This
is
another
reason
I
think
the
move
towards
finding
the
right
private
equity
partner
makes
sense.” 

Andrews
of
Trilliant
Health
stated
that
he
can’t
say
for
sure
whether
this
is
the
right
move
for
Walgreens.
As
an
executive,
however,
he
did
note
that
when
a
company
needs
to
restructure
a
business,
it’s
much
easier
to
do
that
when
you’re
privately
held
and
not
reporting
to
Wall
Street
every
90
days.

“It
allows
the
management
team
to
just
focus
on
the
objectives
and
not
worry
about
what
Wall
Street’s
gonna
say
every
90
days
and
whether
the
stock
is
gonna
go
up
or
down,”
he
said.
“It
allows
for
clarity,
and
clarity
allows
for
more
focus
on
executing
the
plan,
as
opposed
to
worrying
about
what
people
think
about
it.”

Although
a
private
equity
deal
seems
like
the
smart
decision
for
Walgreens
to
some,
Wright
of
Morgan
Stanley
doesn’t
seem
to
think
the
deal
will
go
through.

“While
we
acknowledge
the
context
around
a
potential
sale
in
a
challenging
pharmacy
backdrop,
a
buyout
is
harder
to
contemplate
given
its
already
sizable
debt
burden
and
paltry
cash
flow,
making
the
value
creation
pathway
harder
to
decipher,”
Wright
stated
in
the
analyst
note.

Andrews
added
that
Sycamore
Partners
may
not
be
the
only
interested
party
in
Walgreens
and
there
could
very
well
be
additional
potential
buyers
down
the
road
with
competing
offers.

“This
is
really
just
step
one,
and
it’ll
be
interesting
to
see
whether
another
private
equity
firm
steps
in,”
he
said.


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Rudy Giuliani’s Lawyer Is Out Of His F*cking Gourd – Above the Law

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by
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Angerer/Getty
Images)

The

question

is:
Why
should
the
court
abstain
from
exercising
its
“inherent
authority
for
an
order
holding
Defendant
Rudolph
W.
Giuliani
in
civil
contempt
and
imposing
sanctions”
for

failing
to
comply
with
discovery

in
the
collection
action
filed
by
Ruby
Freeman
and
Shaye
Moss?

And
the

answer

is

Hunter
Biden
.

This
Court
should
know
that
one
or
more
of
Plaintiffs’
counsels
was
partners
with
Hunter
Biden
as
Boies
Schiller
Flexner
LLC,
President
Joseph
Biden’s
son,
and
had
been
involved
with,
upon
information
and
belief,
Burisma
Holdings
and/or
Ukrainian
issues.
These
issues
became
very,
very
political
and
charged
during
the
2020
Presidential
Campaign
and
thereafter.
One
or
more
of
the
organizations
of
the
Plaintiffs’
counsels
are
politically
based
organizations,
such
as
the
organization
United
to
Protect
Democracy,
whose
website
states”
“Protect
Democracy
is
a…
group
dedicated
to
defeating
the
authoritarian
threat…
and
protecting
liberal
democracy.
Our
experts
and
advocates
use
litigation,
….
to
stand
up
for…
the
rule
of
law….
and
a
better
democracy
for
future
generations”.
No
matter
what
anyone
says,
the
truth
and
fact
is
that
Plaintiffs
are
represented
by
those
who
believe
in
liberal
democracy,
and
you
have
a
defendant
whose
beliefs
are
the
antithesis
of
the
Plaintiffs’
counsel.

The
answer
is
that
Judge
Lewis
Liman
got
more
Democratic
votes
to
confirm
him

in
2018

than
Republicans:

This
Court
should
try
to
avoid
the
politics
involved
in
this
case.
When
the
Honorable
Judge
of
this
Court
was
nominated
for
the
current
District
Judge
position,
no
Democratic
Senators
voted
against
the
nomination
of
the
Honor
Judge,
but
twenty
nine
(29)
Republican
Senators
voted
against
the
Honorable
Judge.
Hopefully,
the
Honor
Judge
will
be
able
to
be
unbiased
against
Defendant.
However,
even
subconsciously,
a
human
being
can
have
a
political
bias
and
the
rapid
rocket
docket
approach
by
this
Court
and
entertaining
so
many
of
Plaintiffs’
motions
and
letters
from
the
Plaintiffs’
counsel
and
ruling
against
the
Defendant
nearly
100%
of
the
time
is
troubling.

Also,
Judge
Liman’s
father

Arthur
Liman
 represented
clients
being
prosecuted
by
the
Southern
District
of
New
York,
when
Rudy
was
the
US
Attorney
for
that
office:

It
is
Defendant’s
recent
understanding
that
the
Honorable
Judge
is
the
son
of
the
late
Arthur
L.
Liman,
who
it
has
been
discovered
passed
away
at
a
time
when
Defendant
Rudolph
Giuliani
was
the
prosecutor
as
the
United
States
Attorney
for
the
Southern
District
of
New
York,
and
the
late
Arthur
L.
Liman
was
representing
certain
defendants
in
Drexel
Lambert
prosecution
cases
(Michael
Milken,
Ivan
Boesky,
Dennis
Levine).
Defendant
hopes
that
Defendant
is
afforded
every
right
under
the
law
by
this
Court
in
light
of
the
knowledge
that
the
Defendant
before
this
Court
is
the
person
who
was
prosecuting
the
Honorable
Judge’s
late
father
Arthur
L.
Liman
clients
when
or
around
the
time
that
the
Honorable
Judge’s
late
father
Arthur
L.
Liman
passed
away.

[Note:
Arthur
Liman,
the
renowned
public
interest
lawyer
who
served
as
chief
counsel
for
the
Senate
investigation
of
the
Iran–Contra
affair,
died
in
1997.
Giuliani
left
SDNY
in
1989.]

The
answer
is,
you
can’t
hold
Rudy
in
contempt
because
Willkie
Farr
&
Gallagher
is
just
representing
the
women
he
defamed
to
get
good
publicity
for
the
firm:

This
Court
should
see
that
Willkie
Farr
&
Gallagher,
allegedly
working
“pro
bono”
is
publicizing
this
case
and
all
cases
involving
Defendant
Rudolph
Giuliani,
which
likely
will
or
has
generated
probably
millions
of
dollars
for
Willkie
Farr
&
Gallagher
from
other
clients
who
dislike
Defendant
Rudolph
Giuliani
and/or
President
Trump.
Pro
bono
attorneys
would
not
spend
thousands
of
hours
on
a
pro
bono
assignment
without
an
ulterior
motive

a
profit
motive.

Plus
Willkie
Farr
is
worried
about
bad
publicity
because
Donald
Trump
will
be
president
in
January,
and
Rudy
is
Trump’s
favorite

pro
bono
lawyer
:

This
Court
has
fast-tracked
this
case
and
it
is
perplexing
why
this
rapid
rocket
docket
approach
has
been
utilized,
but
the
fact
is
that
the
Plaintiffs
want
this
case
over
by
January
20,
2025
when
President
Trump
takes
office,
because
it’s
not
in
Willkie
Farr
&
Gallagher’s
best
interests
to
have
this
case
proceeding
once
there
is
a
new
administration
in
Washington,
as
clients
of
Willkie
Farr
&
Gallagher
who
would
have
to
work
with
the
new
administration
in
Washington
may
be
offended
by
the
approaches
taken
by
Willkie
Farr
&
Gallagher
with
their
manner
of
overly
aggressive
discovery
tactics,
designed
to
win,
not
on
the
merits,
but
on
default
or
sanctions,
because
they
cannot
win
based
on
the
facts.

Did
we
mention
Hunter
Biden?

Plaintiffs
and
their
counsel
are
seeking
to
take
every
asset
of
the
Defendant
before
there
is
a
change
in
administration
from
President
Biden
to
President
Trump.
The
fact
is
that
this
case
evolved
from
the
2020
election,
where
Defendant
worked
for
President
Trump
and
while
the
Plaintiffs’
counsel
was
to
believed
to
have
supported
President
Biden;
this
is
what
this
fierce
prosecution
of
this
case
derives
from.
Defendant
was
very
outspoken
against
Hunter
Biden
and
the
Hunter
Biden
laptop
which
many
people
said
was
Russian
disinformation,
when
the
truth
eventually
came
out
that
the
Hunter
Biden
laptop
was
authentic
and
real.
At
least
one
of
Plaintiffs’
counsel
has
emails
in
the
public
domain
with
Hunter
Biden
on
the
same
emails,
and
such
counsel
was
Special
Assistant
to
President
Barak
Obama
and
Associate
White
House
Counsel
.
The
fact
is
that
this
case
is
not
really
about
the
judgment
that
the
Plaintiffs
obtained
in
a
ghastly
sum,
among
the
largest
judgment
ever
against
an
individual
for
defamation
in
the
United
States.
This
is
a
battle
between
the
left
and
the
right
and
this
is
one
of
the
last
battles
that
exist
from
the
2020
election.

Rudy
should
not
be
sanctioned
because
it’s
his
old
lawyers’
fault
he
missed
every
discovery
deadline.
Now
that
he
has

Joe
Cammarata
,
divorce
lawyer
to
the
stars
(of
Staten
Island),
on
the
case,
it’s
all
going
much
better:

It
appears
that
Plaintiffs’
counsel
made
it
very
difficult
for
Defendant’s
prior
counsel,
Kenneth
Caruso,
Esq.
and
David
Labkowski,
Esq.
with
motions
and
filings
consistently
done
until
Kenneth
Caruso,
Esq.
and
David
Labkowski,
Esq.
could
not
take
it
anymore,
and
they
had
to
withdraw
as
Defendant’s
counsel.
They
still
represent
the
Defendant
on
the
appeal
before
the
United
States
Court
of
Appeals
for
the
DC
Circuit.
Defendant’s
counsel
has
experienced
the
voluminous
filings
by
Plaintiffs’
counsel
and
knows
that
it
is
like
a
war
with
a
dozen
machine
guns
shooting
at
you,
and
only
one
person
to
defend
it.
It
is
respectfully
requested
that
this
Court
take
a
step
back
and
realize
that
this
is
what
is
happening.
Defendant
has
substantially
complied
with
court
orders
and
discovery
since
Defendant’s
present
counsel
began
to
take
over
the
representation
on
November
26,
2024.
Defendant
was
not
the
person
responsible
for
the
Plaintiffs
not
receiving
discovery
prior
to
November
26,
2024,
and
he
should
not
face
any
sanctions
or
penalties
of
any
kind.

The
answer
is
that
Rudy
should
not
be
sanctioned
because
you
gotta
stick
up
for
the
little
guy,
a
former
mayor
and
US
Attorney,
when
he
is
being
bullied
by
two
civil
servants
whose
lives
he
ruined
by
going
on
a
media
tour
to
accuse
them
of
stealing
an
election:

The
Honorable
Judge
once
said
that
“The
quality
of
our
system
of
justice
is
measured
by
the
service
it
provides
to
the
poorest
and
most
despised
members
of
society”.
There
are
many
individuals
who
were
against
President
Trump
and
as
such,
against
Rudolph
Giuliani,
and
many
members
of
society
despise
Defendant
Rudolph
Giuliani
and
President
Trump,
however,
the
quality
of
our
system
of
justice
is
measured
by
the
service
it
provides
to
defendants
like
Defendant
Rudolph
Giuliani,
who
the
Plaintiffs
and
their
counsel
apparently
likely
despise.

And
finally,
Rudy
should
not
be
sanctioned
in
this
case
where
he
is
trying
to
establish
Florida
residency
because
the
court
in
DC
refused
to
waive
bond,
allowing
Freeman
and
Moss
to
go
to
collections.
And
Rudy
can’t
pay
the
bond,
as
evidenced
by
the
attached
bankruptcy
filing
from
the
Southern
District
of
New
York
where
he
said
his
assets
were
less
than
$10
million
and
listed
his
residency
as
New
York:

The
fact
is
that
the
supersedeas
bond
would
have
had
to
be
in
an
amount
in
excess
of
$145
million,
and
as
stated
in
the
bankruptcy
petition
filed
by
Defendant,
his
assets
totaled
between
$1
million
and
$10
million
(Exhibit
“1”).
There
was
no
possibly
way
for
Defendant
to
have
obtained
any
bond
due
to
the
value
of
the
judgment,
which
on
appeal
it
is
anticipated
will
be
reversed
or
the
judgment
amount
will
be
greatly
reduced.

Debtor 1 Rudolph W. Giuliani About Debtor 1: Your Employer Identification Number (EIN), if any. EIN Where you live 45 East 66th Street Apartment 10W New York, NY 10065 Number, Street, City, State & ZIP Code New York

The
contempt
hearing
is
scheduled
for
January
3.
But
in
the
meantime,
what
with
Cammarata
and
Giuliani
(in
his

supporting
declaration
)
making
public
representations
about
why
his
former
lawyers
peaced
out,
Judge
Liman
has

sua
sponte


given
them

until
tomorrow
to
explain
why
he
shouldn’t
unseal
the
documents
saying
exactly
why
prior
counsel
said
they

could
not
ethically
continue

to
represent
Rudy.


Freeman
v.
Giuliani
 [Docket
via
Court
Listener]





Liz
Dye
 lives
in
Baltimore
where
she
produces
the
Law
and
Chaos substack and podcast.

Rudy Giuliani’s Lawyer Is Out Of His F*cking Gourd – Above the Law

(Photo
by
Drew
Angerer/Getty
Images)

The

question

is:
Why
should
the
court
abstain
from
exercising
its
“inherent
authority
for
an
order
holding
Defendant
Rudolph
W.
Giuliani
in
civil
contempt
and
imposing
sanctions”
for

failing
to
comply
with
discovery

in
the
collection
action
filed
by
Ruby
Freeman
and
Shaye
Moss?

And
the

answer

is

Hunter
Biden
.

This
Court
should
know
that
one
or
more
of
Plaintiffs’
counsels
was
partners
with
Hunter
Biden
as
Boies
Schiller
Flexner
LLC,
President
Joseph
Biden’s
son,
and
had
been
involved
with,
upon
information
and
belief,
Burisma
Holdings
and/or
Ukrainian
issues.
These
issues
became
very,
very
political
and
charged
during
the
2020
Presidential
Campaign
and
thereafter.
One
or
more
of
the
organizations
of
the
Plaintiffs’
counsels
are
politically
based
organizations,
such
as
the
organization
United
to
Protect
Democracy,
whose
website
states”
“Protect
Democracy
is
a…
group
dedicated
to
defeating
the
authoritarian
threat…
and
protecting
liberal
democracy.
Our
experts
and
advocates
use
litigation,
….
to
stand
up
for…
the
rule
of
law….
and
a
better
democracy
for
future
generations”.
No
matter
what
anyone
says,
the
truth
and
fact
is
that
Plaintiffs
are
represented
by
those
who
believe
in
liberal
democracy,
and
you
have
a
defendant
whose
beliefs
are
the
antithesis
of
the
Plaintiffs’
counsel.

The
answer
is
that
Judge
Lewis
Liman
got
more
Democratic
votes
to
confirm
him

in
2018

than
Republicans:

This
Court
should
try
to
avoid
the
politics
involved
in
this
case.
When
the
Honorable
Judge
of
this
Court
was
nominated
for
the
current
District
Judge
position,
no
Democratic
Senators
voted
against
the
nomination
of
the
Honor
Judge,
but
twenty
nine
(29)
Republican
Senators
voted
against
the
Honorable
Judge.
Hopefully,
the
Honor
Judge
will
be
able
to
be
unbiased
against
Defendant.
However,
even
subconsciously,
a
human
being
can
have
a
political
bias
and
the
rapid
rocket
docket
approach
by
this
Court
and
entertaining
so
many
of
Plaintiffs’
motions
and
letters
from
the
Plaintiffs’
counsel
and
ruling
against
the
Defendant
nearly
100%
of
the
time
is
troubling.

Also,
Judge
Liman’s
father

Arthur
Liman
 represented
clients
being
prosecuted
by
the
Southern
District
of
New
York,
when
Rudy
was
the
US
Attorney
for
that
office:

It
is
Defendant’s
recent
understanding
that
the
Honorable
Judge
is
the
son
of
the
late
Arthur
L.
Liman,
who
it
has
been
discovered
passed
away
at
a
time
when
Defendant
Rudolph
Giuliani
was
the
prosecutor
as
the
United
States
Attorney
for
the
Southern
District
of
New
York,
and
the
late
Arthur
L.
Liman
was
representing
certain
defendants
in
Drexel
Lambert
prosecution
cases
(Michael
Milken,
Ivan
Boesky,
Dennis
Levine).
Defendant
hopes
that
Defendant
is
afforded
every
right
under
the
law
by
this
Court
in
light
of
the
knowledge
that
the
Defendant
before
this
Court
is
the
person
who
was
prosecuting
the
Honorable
Judge’s
late
father
Arthur
L.
Liman
clients
when
or
around
the
time
that
the
Honorable
Judge’s
late
father
Arthur
L.
Liman
passed
away.

[Note:
Arthur
Liman,
the
renowned
public
interest
lawyer
who
served
as
chief
counsel
for
the
Senate
investigation
of
the
Iran–Contra
affair,
died
in
1997.
Giuliani
left
SDNY
in
1989.]

The
answer
is,
you
can’t
hold
Rudy
in
contempt
because
Willkie
Farr
&
Gallagher
is
just
representing
the
women
he
defamed
to
get
good
publicity
for
the
firm:

This
Court
should
see
that
Willkie
Farr
&
Gallagher,
allegedly
working
“pro
bono”
is
publicizing
this
case
and
all
cases
involving
Defendant
Rudolph
Giuliani,
which
likely
will
or
has
generated
probably
millions
of
dollars
for
Willkie
Farr
&
Gallagher
from
other
clients
who
dislike
Defendant
Rudolph
Giuliani
and/or
President
Trump.
Pro
bono
attorneys
would
not
spend
thousands
of
hours
on
a
pro
bono
assignment
without
an
ulterior
motive

a
profit
motive.

Plus
Willkie
Farr
is
worried
about
bad
publicity
because
Donald
Trump
will
be
president
in
January,
and
Rudy
is
Trump’s
favorite

pro
bono
lawyer
:

This
Court
has
fast-tracked
this
case
and
it
is
perplexing
why
this
rapid
rocket
docket
approach
has
been
utilized,
but
the
fact
is
that
the
Plaintiffs
want
this
case
over
by
January
20,
2025
when
President
Trump
takes
office,
because
it’s
not
in
Willkie
Farr
&
Gallagher’s
best
interests
to
have
this
case
proceeding
once
there
is
a
new
administration
in
Washington,
as
clients
of
Willkie
Farr
&
Gallagher
who
would
have
to
work
with
the
new
administration
in
Washington
may
be
offended
by
the
approaches
taken
by
Willkie
Farr
&
Gallagher
with
their
manner
of
overly
aggressive
discovery
tactics,
designed
to
win,
not
on
the
merits,
but
on
default
or
sanctions,
because
they
cannot
win
based
on
the
facts.

Did
we
mention
Hunter
Biden?

Plaintiffs
and
their
counsel
are
seeking
to
take
every
asset
of
the
Defendant
before
there
is
a
change
in
administration
from
President
Biden
to
President
Trump.
The
fact
is
that
this
case
evolved
from
the
2020
election,
where
Defendant
worked
for
President
Trump
and
while
the
Plaintiffs’
counsel
was
to
believed
to
have
supported
President
Biden;
this
is
what
this
fierce
prosecution
of
this
case
derives
from.
Defendant
was
very
outspoken
against
Hunter
Biden
and
the
Hunter
Biden
laptop
which
many
people
said
was
Russian
disinformation,
when
the
truth
eventually
came
out
that
the
Hunter
Biden
laptop
was
authentic
and
real.
At
least
one
of
Plaintiffs’
counsel
has
emails
in
the
public
domain
with
Hunter
Biden
on
the
same
emails,
and
such
counsel
was
Special
Assistant
to
President
Barak
Obama
and
Associate
White
House
Counsel
.
The
fact
is
that
this
case
is
not
really
about
the
judgment
that
the
Plaintiffs
obtained
in
a
ghastly
sum,
among
the
largest
judgment
ever
against
an
individual
for
defamation
in
the
United
States.
This
is
a
battle
between
the
left
and
the
right
and
this
is
one
of
the
last
battles
that
exist
from
the
2020
election.

Rudy
should
not
be
sanctioned
because
it’s
his
old
lawyers’
fault
he
missed
every
discovery
deadline.
Now
that
he
has

Joe
Cammarata
,
divorce
lawyer
to
the
stars
(of
Staten
Island),
on
the
case,
it’s
all
going
much
better:

It
appears
that
Plaintiffs’
counsel
made
it
very
difficult
for
Defendant’s
prior
counsel,
Kenneth
Caruso,
Esq.
and
David
Labkowski,
Esq.
with
motions
and
filings
consistently
done
until
Kenneth
Caruso,
Esq.
and
David
Labkowski,
Esq.
could
not
take
it
anymore,
and
they
had
to
withdraw
as
Defendant’s
counsel.
They
still
represent
the
Defendant
on
the
appeal
before
the
United
States
Court
of
Appeals
for
the
DC
Circuit.
Defendant’s
counsel
has
experienced
the
voluminous
filings
by
Plaintiffs’
counsel
and
knows
that
it
is
like
a
war
with
a
dozen
machine
guns
shooting
at
you,
and
only
one
person
to
defend
it.
It
is
respectfully
requested
that
this
Court
take
a
step
back
and
realize
that
this
is
what
is
happening.
Defendant
has
substantially
complied
with
court
orders
and
discovery
since
Defendant’s
present
counsel
began
to
take
over
the
representation
on
November
26,
2024.
Defendant
was
not
the
person
responsible
for
the
Plaintiffs
not
receiving
discovery
prior
to
November
26,
2024,
and
he
should
not
face
any
sanctions
or
penalties
of
any
kind.

The
answer
is
that
Rudy
should
not
be
sanctioned
because
you
gotta
stick
up
for
the
little
guy,
a
former
mayor
and
US
Attorney,
when
he
is
being
bullied
by
two
civil
servants
whose
lives
he
ruined
by
going
on
a
media
tour
to
accuse
them
of
stealing
an
election:

The
Honorable
Judge
once
said
that
“The
quality
of
our
system
of
justice
is
measured
by
the
service
it
provides
to
the
poorest
and
most
despised
members
of
society”.
There
are
many
individuals
who
were
against
President
Trump
and
as
such,
against
Rudolph
Giuliani,
and
many
members
of
society
despise
Defendant
Rudolph
Giuliani
and
President
Trump,
however,
the
quality
of
our
system
of
justice
is
measured
by
the
service
it
provides
to
defendants
like
Defendant
Rudolph
Giuliani,
who
the
Plaintiffs
and
their
counsel
apparently
likely
despise.

And
finally,
Rudy
should
not
be
sanctioned
in
this
case
where
he
is
trying
to
establish
Florida
residency
because
the
court
in
DC
refused
to
waive
bond,
allowing
Freeman
and
Moss
to
go
to
collections.
And
Rudy
can’t
pay
the
bond,
as
evidenced
by
the
attached
bankruptcy
filing
from
the
Southern
District
of
New
York
where
he
said
his
assets
were
less
than
$10
million
and
listed
his
residency
as
New
York:

The
fact
is
that
the
supersedeas
bond
would
have
had
to
be
in
an
amount
in
excess
of
$145
million,
and
as
stated
in
the
bankruptcy
petition
filed
by
Defendant,
his
assets
totaled
between
$1
million
and
$10
million
(Exhibit
“1”).
There
was
no
possibly
way
for
Defendant
to
have
obtained
any
bond
due
to
the
value
of
the
judgment,
which
on
appeal
it
is
anticipated
will
be
reversed
or
the
judgment
amount
will
be
greatly
reduced.

Debtor 1 Rudolph W. Giuliani About Debtor 1: Your Employer Identification Number (EIN), if any. EIN Where you live 45 East 66th Street Apartment 10W New York, NY 10065 Number, Street, City, State & ZIP Code New York

The
contempt
hearing
is
scheduled
for
January
3.
But
in
the
meantime,
what
with
Cammarata
and
Giuliani
(in
his

supporting
declaration
)
making
public
representations
about
why
his
former
lawyers
peaced
out,
Judge
Liman
has

sua
sponte


given
them

until
tomorrow
to
explain
why
he
shouldn’t
unseal
the
documents
saying
exactly
why
prior
counsel
said
they

could
not
ethically
continue

to
represent
Rudy.


Freeman
v.
Giuliani
 [Docket
via
Court
Listener]





Liz
Dye
 lives
in
Baltimore
where
she
produces
the
Law
and
Chaos substack and podcast.

There’s Fresh Interest In Informing Potential Jurors About Jury Nullification – Above the Law

In
case
you’ve
been
living
under
a
rock
or
were
buried
under
our
bonus
notifications,
there’s
been
a
pretty
big
hubbub
about
the
December
4th
killing
of
Brian
Thompson,
UnitedHealthcare’s
late
CEO.
While
the
killing
was
caught
on
tape,
the
alleged
killer
managed
to
escape
the
scene.
NYPD
began
searching
and
acted
as
any
reasonable
police
force
would

in
a
manner
indiscernible
from
a
Netflix
PR
campaign
trying
to
farm
interest
in
a
gritty
reboot
of
Robin
Hood
where
the
titular
character
instilled
class
consciousness
and
bloodied
his
hands
for
healthcare
for
all.

At
first,
they
drew
attention
to
the
calling
cards
the
killer
left
at
the
scene:
bullet
casings
labeled
“Deny,
Defend,
Depose.”
They
upsold
their
wit
and
whimsy
by
informing
the
public
that
the
killer
dropped
a
book
bag
filled
to
the
brim
with
monopoly
money
in
Central
Park.
Oh,
and
did
I
mention
they
did
everything
they
could
to
frame
him
as
hot?
There’s
was
no
shortage
of
thirst-posting
about
the
picture
of
the
suspect
caught
flirting
at
the
hotel,
but
once
the
police
arrested
Luigi
Mangione
on
suspicion
that
he
was
the
killer,
it
only
got
worse:

Not
long
after
he
was
arrested,
people
began
openly
sympathizing
with
Luigi
and
his
back
pain


even
the
new
CEO
of
UHC
dropped
a
nothingburger
damage
control
recognition
about
how
healthcare
needs
to
change
.
Hell,
the
guy
is
so
likable
that,
evidence
be
damned,
getting
a
guilty
verdict
could
be
a
real
uphill
battle.

Before
getting
too
in
the
weeds
of
jury
nullification
without
talking
about
how
it
works,
here’s
a
quick
breakdown.
Jury
nullification,
coupled
with
voting
and
that
little
bit
in
the
Declaration
of
Independence
about
the
right
to
abolish
tyrannical
governments,
goes
to
the
very
heart
of
the
powers
vested
in
the
people
to
fight
tyranny.
Given
the
power
that
judges
and
prosecutors
wield,
how
might
the
people
stand
up
to
the
application
of
laws
or
unruly
authority
they
consider
unjust?
Well,
when
the
time
comes
for
juries
to
decide
the
fate
of
the
defendant,
they
are
told
by
the
judge
if
they
are
convinced
beyond
a
reasonable
doubt
that
the
defendant
committed
the
crimes
that
they
have
been
accused
of,
they
must
return
a
verdict
of
guilty.
Thing
is,
that

must

there
is
all
bark
and
no
bite.
Juries
cannot
be
punished
for
the
verdict(s)
that
they
hand
down
and
double
jeopardy
prevents
the
prosecution
from
just
re-accusing
the
defendant
until
they
find
a
jury
willing
to
say
guilty.
Ipso
facto,
a
jury
cannot
be
punished
for
handing
in
a
verdict
of
not
guilty
even
if
they
have
no
reasonable
doubts
that
the
accused
committed
the
crimes
they
were
accused
of.

One
tricky
bit:
since
the
capacity
to
nullify
is
widely
regarded
as
an
unfortunate
structural
consequence
of
how
jury
trials
work
and
not
a
proper
right,
you
can’t
just
tell
your
fellow
jurors

or
even
jurors
sitting
on
other
trials

that
they
should
just
ignore
whatever
the
prosecution
is
doing
and
nullify.
But
what
you
CAN
do
is
inform
the
general
public
about
the
power
and
see
what
happens.

Once
people
start
openly
discussing
jury
nullification
as
a
real
Hail
Mary,
you’d
think
that
the
cops
would
wise
up
and
stop
depicting
this
guy
like
some
sort
of
icon.
But
that’s
not
how
New
York’s
Finest
work.
Instead,
they
graduated
the
representation
from
an
attractive
folk
hero
to
a
dangerous
superhero
who
threatens
to
save
us
all
from
healthcare
woes.
No
seriously,
dude
looks
like
Superman:

We’re
at
the
point
that
how-tos
on
how
to
survive
voir
dire
long
enough
to
get
to
the
point
that
you
can
nullify
Luigi
are
widely
being
shared:

It
will
be
hard
to
gather
a
neutral
jury
for
this
case.
Right
now,
Luigi’s
approval
rating
(weird
to
say
for
an
alleged
murderer,
but
alas)
among

young
Americans
is
~41%
.
Do
you
think
the
prosecution
is
going
to
want
anybody
whose
family
member
was
denied
a
claim
by
their
insurance
company?
Anyone
with
a
preexisting
health
condition?
Some
estimates
put
that
at

about
half
of
Americans
.
Let’s
be
honest,
do
you
think
the
prosecution
wants
anyone
who’s
recently
had
internet
access?
The
public
has
been
flooded
with
all
sorts
of
UHC
horror
stories
that
would
make
Cruella
de
Vil
shudder:

Innocent
until
proven
guilty
and
all
that.
But
even
then
(according
to
41%
of
young
Americans):



Chris
Williams
became
a
social
media
manager
and
assistant
editor
for
Above
the
Law
in
June
2021.
Prior
to
joining
the
staff,
he
moonlighted
as
a
minor
Memelord™
in
the
Facebook
group Law
School
Memes
for
Edgy
T14s
.
 He
endured
Missouri
long
enough
to
graduate
from
Washington
University
in
St.
Louis
School
of
Law.
He
is
a
former
boatbuilder
who
cannot
swim, a
published
author
on
critical
race
theory,
philosophy,
and
humor
,
and
has
a
love
for
cycling
that
occasionally
annoys
his
peers.
You
can
reach
him
by
email
at [email protected] and
by
tweet
at @WritesForRent.

How Appealing Weekly Roundup – Above the Law

(Image
via
Getty)




Ed.
Note
:

A
weekly
roundup
of
just
a
few
items
from
Howard
Bashman’s

How
Appealing
blog
,
the
Web’s
first
blog
devoted
to
appellate
litigation.
Check
out
these
stories
and
more
at
How
Appealing.


“As
TikTok
Runs
Out
of
Options,
This
Billionaire
Has
a
Plan
to
Save
It;
TikTok
hopes
Supreme
Court
will
halt
ban
at
final
hour;
McCourt
is
pitching
his
bid
to
Congress,
Trump’s
team”:
 Alexandra
S.
Levine
and
Kurt
Wagner
of
Bloomberg
News
have this
report
.


“Booker
concedes
defeat
on
Mangi
nomination:
‘Shameful
for
America’;
Mangi’s
efforts
to
become
first
Muslim
on
circuit
court
ran
into
insurmountable
headwinds.”
 Joey
Fox
of
New
Jersey
Globe
has this
report
.


“Judges
Who
Refuse
to
Retire
Under
Trump
Are
Not
‘Playing
Politics’;
Mitch
McConnell
says
that
Democratic-appointed
judges
rescinding
their
retirements
are
violating
the
judicial
code
of
conduct;
Curiously,
he
was
not
nearly
as
upset
when
Republican-appointed
judges
did
the
same
thing”:
 JP
Collins
recently
had this
essay
 online
at
Balls
and
Strikes.


“Justices
to
Hear
Case
on
South
Carolina’s
Bid
to
Defund
Planned
Parenthood;
The
issue
in
the
case
is
whether
Medicaid
beneficiaries
may
sue
under
a
law
that
lets
them
choose
care
from
any
provider
qualified
to
perform
the
required
services”:
 Adam
Liptak
of
The
New
York
Times
has this
report
.


“The
Postal
Service
Says
It
Will
Keep
Mailing
Abortion
Pills

For
Now;
In
a
statement
to
NOTUS,
the
USPS
left
the
door
open
for
guidance
around
the
Comstock
Act
to
change,
but
it
plans
to
‘continue
to
act
consistent’
with
a
DOJ
memo
until
then”:
 Oriana
González
of
NOTUS
has this
report
.

Morning Docket: 12.23.24 – Above the Law

*
You’re
not
imagining
it…
a
lot
of
firms
still
haven’t
announced
bonuses.
[National
Law
Journal
]

*
Another
federal
judge
in
Texas
recuses
from
Elon’s
it’s
illegal
for
advertisers
not
to
give
me
money

lawsuit.
[Reuters]

*
ABA
Prez
argues
that
electronic
messages
from
lawyers
to
inmates
should
be
covered
by
attorney-client
privilege.
[ABA
Journal
]

*
ACLU
says
prisons
are
holding
people
past
their
release
date.
[NY
Times
]

*
Why
hire
one
lateral
partner
when
you
can
hire
the
whole
group?
[American
Lawyer
]

*
Biden
will
exceed
Trump’s
record
for
judicial
appointments
by
one
after
trading
some
key
circuit
nominations
for
a
path
to
confirm
more
district
judges.
[Law360]

*
But
his
collection
of
confirmations
were
more
diverse
than
ever
before.
[Bloomberg
Law
News
]

The Lawyer Holiday Gift Guide: The Best Gifts For The Attorney In Your Life – Above the Law

UPDATED
FOR
2024!!!

It’s
the
holiday
season
and
time
yet
again
to
buy
gifts
for
the
lawyers
(or
law
students)
in
your
lives.
And
while
you
might
be
tempted
to
go
with
a

lump
of
coal
,
let’s
give
the
attorneys
the
benefit
of
the
doubt
and
make
sure
they’re
treated
right
this
season.

Below
we’ve
gathered
gift
ideas
into
some
broad
categories
that
lawyers
might
enjoy.

You
can
either
peruse
the
whole
post
or
click
on
the
link
below
to
jump
directly
to
the
category
that
you
think
best
suits
your
shopping
mission:


Books


Electronics


Apparel
&
Accessories


Games


Food
&
Drink


Desk
Toys
&
Office
Decor


Luggage


(Disclosure:
When
available,
we
have
used
affiliate
links.)


Books

Do
you
have
a
reader
on
your
hands?
Of
course
you
do,
you’re
buying
for
an
attorney!
Grab
a
nice
book
to
curl
up
with
this
holiday
season

or
to
read
on
their
next
flight
to
some
far-flung
deposition.


The
Originalism
Trap

by
Madiba
K.
Dennie
of

Balls
and
Strikes

explores
the
dubious
value
of
“originalism”
as
a
judicial
philosophy
and
outlines
a
path
for
constitutional
interpretation
more
faithful
to
the
Reconstruction
amendments.
Kathryn
Rubino

spoke
with
the
author
here
.


Murder
the
Truth

is
another
banger
from
David
Enrich,
author
of
the
earlier

Servants
of
the
Damned

detailing
the
Biglaw
institutions
fueling
the
Trump
movement.
This
time,
the
New
York
Times
editor
digs
into
the
conservative
legal
movement’s
mounting
assault
on

New
York
Times
v.
Sullivan
.
Speaking
of
speech,
Mary
Anne
Franks
produced

Fearless
Speech

(featured

in
a
podcast
here
)
highlighting
the
First
Amendment’s
flawed
framework
for
promoting
a
free
and
fair
democracy.


Before
the
Movement

takes
a
scholarly
look
at
the
overlooked
history
of
legal
efforts
to
deliver
Black
civil
rights
that
predate
the
mid-20th
century
(conversation
with
the
author
here
).

On
the
fiction
side,

Devil’s
Defense

(chat
with
author
here
)
focuses
on
a
small-town
lawyer
forced
to
represent
a
client
she
can’t
stand.
Meanwhile

Just
One
Look

is
a
thriller
set
during
a
document
review.

If
you’re
buying
for
an
ATL
fan,
several
of
our
columnists
have
books
too.

Your
Debt-Free
JD

by
Jonathan
Wolf
guides
prospective
law
students
through
the
process
of
getting
a
degree
that
doesn’t
break
the
bank
while
D.W.
Randolph’s

Big
Law
Confidential

delves
into
what
it’s
really
like
to
work
in
Biglaw
for
those
already
weighing
their
career
path.
Tahmina
Watson’s

The
Startup
Visa

probably
isn’t
a

gift

(or
maybe
it
is…
who
am
I
to
judge
the
level
of
sentimentality
in
your
gift-giving
relationship)
but
it’s
a
great
resource
for
immigration
law.

And,
of
course,
we
still
recommend

Allow
Me
to
Retort:
A
Black
Guy’s
Guide
to
the
Constitution
,
by
former
Above
the
Law
Executive
Editor
Elie
Mystal.

electronics

Screenshot 2022-12-07 at 12.05.44 PMWith
the
legal
industry
slowly
returning
to
the
road,
this
is
an
amazing
gift
for
any
traveling
attorney.
It’s

a
portable
monitor
extension
,
giving
them
the
multiple
monitor
lifestyle
from
their
laptop.
You
can
find
a
number
of
models
based
on
the
size
of
the
laptop
involved.

Speaking
of
travel,
these
are
only
a
couple
of
many
options,
but
consider
giving
the
gift
of

noise-cancelling
earbuds

or

headphones
.
Or
you
can
get
some

Airpods

without
the

cool
firm
branding
.
At
a
much,
much,
much
higher
price
point,
nothing
keeps
their
work
more
confidential
while
traveling
than
an

Apple
Vision
Pro
.
If
they’re
working
off
of
a
Mac
the
device
can
seamlessly
mirror
that
screen
into
the
visor
to
prevent
nosy
neighbors
from
seeing
anything.

The
legal
profession
has
already
cut
a
lot
of
paper
out
of
its
workflow,
but
there
are
several
tools
out
there
to
move
notes
to
the
digital
world
ranging
from
the
eminently
affordable

Rocketbook

to
the
fully
featured

ReMarkable2
.

Have
you
considered
how
many
devices
attorneys
need?
If
you
have,
then
you
might
imagine
the
home
office
is
a
tangle
of
power
cords
befitting
an
Aliens
set.
This
can
help
with

a
whopping
ELEVEN
OUTLETS
.
Or
maybe
they
don’t
need
outlets
at
all
with
a

wireless
charging
mouse
pad
.
And
if
they
lose
those
devices,
consider
some

Airtags
,
the
tracking
devices
that
make
sure
nothing
important
is
ever
lost
like
keys
or

briefcases
full
of
sensitive
client
documents
.

We
also
still
love
the

Ember
Mug

allows
the
user
to
set
the
ideal
temperature
for
their
coffee
or
tea

and
then
keeps
it
there.

apparel
&
accessories

ShadowESK
Esq.

has
a
whole
line
of
apparel
for
the
lawyer
out
there
including
a
stylized
view
of
glorious

Blackacre

of
Property
Law
fame
and
an

International
Shoe
logo

for
Civ
Pro
nerds.
But
for
a
shirt
that
would
impress
Professor
Steve
Vladeck,
they’ve
got

a
groundhog
hoping
to
see
the
Court’s
shadow
.

If
you’re
buying
for
a
law
student
this
season,
consider
this
shirt
featuring
the

refrain
of
law
students
everywhere
.

The
“ugly
sweater
party”
phenomenon
isn’t
exactly
my
cup
of
tea,
but
if
you
know
a
lawyer
who
enjoys
them,
this
“Allegedly”
themed
sweater
is

pretty
amazing
.
It
sure
beats
putting
“allegedly”
on

some
other
articles
of
clothing
.
There’s
also
a
Fa
Law
Law
Law
Law

What
about

a
foul-mouthed
lawyer
?
We’ve
got
that
covered
too.

Here’s
a
shirt
for
every
good

Sunny

fan
who
knows
the
benefit
of
a

solid
education
in
Bird
Law
.
If
your
lawyer
is
cruising
for
a
disciplinary
referral,
there’s
always

this
WWSD
shirt
.
Here’s
a

Vincent
Gambini
shirt

too.
There’s
also
this
cute

Attorneys
Assemble
shirt

(available
on
mugs
and
posters
too).

Here’s
a

Ruth
Bader
Ginsburg
necklace

if
you’re
buying
for
someone
who
just
doesn’t
quit.


Games


First
Monday
in
October

from

Fort
Circle

games
“allows
1-4
players
to
experience
the
history
of
the
Supreme
Court
of
the
United
States
from
1789
through
2009
in
two
hours
of
gameplay.”
The
game
will
not
ship
until
2025,
but
if
you’re
getting
it
this
holiday
season,
the
developers
offer
a
“printed Writ
of
Habeas
Ludum”

that
you
can
deliver
in
the
meantime.

While
on
the
subject
of
Fort
Circle,
they
also
have
a
game
covering
the
suffrage
movement
called

Votes
for
Women

that
you
can
get
now.

It’s
not
so
much
a
“game”
but
the

Magnetic
Poetry
set
lawyer
edition
.


I
Dissent
 and

Capital
Punishment

fall
within
the
“Cards
Against
Humanity”
style
party
game
genre
but
with
a
legal
twist.


FOOD
&
DRINK

Returning
to
the
office
means
returning
to
the
kitchen
or
cafeteria
stocked
with
goodies.
But
in
the
hybrid
working
world,
lawyers
still
have
to
handle
their
own
snacks
some
days.
So
how
about

a
super
mini-fridge
to
keep
the
home
office
stocked
.
It’s
portable
and
plugs
in
to
keep
things
cool
(or
warm).
It’s
not
much
bigger
than
a
lunchbox,
but
it
can
keep
them
covered
for
the
day.

What
better
way
to
get
into
the
holiday
spirit
than
to
enjoy
some
holiday
spirits?

Caskers
,
founded
by
Harvard
Law
grads,
curates
all
varieties
of
the
best
craft
spirits
from
around
the
world
and
offers
big
discounts.

Is
a
lawyer
having
a
good
day
or
a
bad
day?
This

wine
glass

will
let
everyone
know.
Meanwhile
this
wine
glass

explains
why
the
lawyer
is
drinking
today
.


Desk
Toys
&
Office
Decor

Bring
some
life
to
that
office
that
your
favorite
lawyers
have
now
returned
to.

These
candles
from
Anecdote
Candles

make
for
nice
office
gifts
.
There
are
a
few
options
like
the
Two
Weeks
Notice

Smells
like
burn
out
and
peace
out
.”
LuckyCactus
offers
the
intriguing
Smells
Like
A
MF’ing
Attorney
In
This
Bitch
,”
which
I’m
almost
terrified
to
smell.
Another
candle
option

available
through
Amazon

is
a
bit
more
celebratory
of
lawyering.

Help
the
lawyer
you
love
sit
in
style.
Consider
this

modern
ergonomic
office
chair
look

or
this

super
old
school
leather
lawyer
chair
look
.

Or
it
they’re
a
partner

just
get
the
Herman
Miller
.
I’ve
sat
in
these
a
bunch
and
it’s
like
you’re
sending
a
love
note
to
your
ass.

Lawyers
aren’t
like
other
professions,
so
why
are
we
using
the
same
keyboard
as
other
professions?
LegalType
has
a

lawyer-specific
mechanical
keyboards
and
key
caps

available.

If
they
need
a
home
desk

which
most
lawyers
probably
have
by
now,
but
law
grads
starting
new
jobs
in
2025
might
not

this
is
a

nice
entry-level
home
option

that
gets
the
job
done
without
overwhelming
the
studio
apartment.
Though

nicer
options
are
available
.

And
then
there
are
Funko
Pops.
You
know,
those
big
head
toys
that
seem
to
be
everywhere
these
days.
They
even
make

Golden
Girls
Funko
Pops

now,
which
seems
like
the
border
of
market
saturation.
This

Matt
Murdock

one
is
a
legit
collectors
item
at
this
point.
There’s
a
Citadel-dwelling

Lawyer
Morty

from
Rick
and
Morty. For
that
matter,

Abraham
Lincoln
was
a
lawyer
.

Someone
at
CafePress
has
a

billable
hours
clock

available
to
mix
decor
with
some
wit.


Luggage

The
essential
gift
for
a
traveling
lawyer!

The

ScanFast
Briefcase

from
Mobile
Edge
is
a
TSA-compliant
laptop
bag
that
allows
the
traveler
to
keep
their
laptop
inside
their
bag
while
passing
through
TSA
security
checkpoints.
This
makes
traveling
with
a
laptop
simple
while
keeping
the
laptop
secure.

Mobile_Edge_MESFEBX_ScanFast_Element_Checkpoint_Friendly_829071

For
a
less
standard
design,

check
out
this
option

(which
also
comes
in
three
other
color
combinations).
The
bag
is
still
TSA-compliant
and
boasts
rich
pink
suede
and
brown
faux-leather
exterior
highlighted
by
a
bright
color-accented
satin
lining.
A
matching
shoulder
strap,
separate
zippered
workstation
for
files,
and
a
trolley
strap
for
rolling
luggage
included.
Carries
a
Lifetime
Warranty!

If
you
come
across
any
more
cool
holiday
gift
ideas
for
attorneys,
send
them
our
way!
We’re
always
looking
to
add
more
to
the
annual
guide.


HeadshotJoe
Patrice
 is
a
senior
editor
at
Above
the
Law
and
co-host
of

Thinking
Like
A
Lawyer
.
Feel
free
to email
any
tips,
questions,
or
comments.
Follow
him
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interested
in
law,
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and
a
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dose
of
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news.
Joe
also
serves
as
a

Managing
Director
at
RPN
Executive
Search
.

The Lawyer Holiday Gift Guide: The Best Gifts For The Attorney In Your Life – Above the Law

UPDATED
FOR
2024!!!

It’s
the
holiday
season
and
time
yet
again
to
buy
gifts
for
the
lawyers
(or
law
students)
in
your
lives.
And
while
you
might
be
tempted
to
go
with
a

lump
of
coal
,
let’s
give
the
attorneys
the
benefit
of
the
doubt
and
make
sure
they’re
treated
right
this
season.

Below
we’ve
gathered
gift
ideas
into
some
broad
categories
that
lawyers
might
enjoy.

You
can
either
peruse
the
whole
post
or
click
on
the
link
below
to
jump
directly
to
the
category
that
you
think
best
suits
your
shopping
mission:


Books


Electronics


Apparel
&
Accessories


Games


Food
&
Drink


Desk
Toys
&
Office
Decor


Luggage


(Disclosure:
When
available,
we
have
used
affiliate
links.)


Books

Do
you
have
a
reader
on
your
hands?
Of
course
you
do,
you’re
buying
for
an
attorney!
Grab
a
nice
book
to
curl
up
with
this
holiday
season

or
to
read
on
their
next
flight
to
some
far-flung
deposition.


The
Originalism
Trap

by
Madiba
K.
Dennie
of

Balls
and
Strikes

explores
the
dubious
value
of
“originalism”
as
a
judicial
philosophy
and
outlines
a
path
for
constitutional
interpretation
more
faithful
to
the
Reconstruction
amendments.
Kathryn
Rubino

spoke
with
the
author
here
.


Murder
the
Truth

is
another
banger
from
David
Enrich,
author
of
the
earlier

Servants
of
the
Damned

detailing
the
Biglaw
institutions
fueling
the
Trump
movement.
This
time,
the
New
York
Times
editor
digs
into
the
conservative
legal
movement’s
mounting
assault
on

New
York
Times
v.
Sullivan
.
Speaking
of
speech,
Mary
Anne
Franks
produced

Fearless
Speech

(featured

in
a
podcast
here
)
highlighting
the
First
Amendment’s
flawed
framework
for
promoting
a
free
and
fair
democracy.


Before
the
Movement

takes
a
scholarly
look
at
the
overlooked
history
of
legal
efforts
to
deliver
Black
civil
rights
that
predate
the
mid-20th
century
(conversation
with
the
author
here
).

On
the
fiction
side,

Devil’s
Defense

(chat
with
author
here
)
focuses
on
a
small-town
lawyer
forced
to
represent
a
client
she
can’t
stand.
Meanwhile

Just
One
Look

is
a
thriller
set
during
a
document
review.

If
you’re
buying
for
an
ATL
fan,
several
of
our
columnists
have
books
too.

Your
Debt-Free
JD

by
Jonathan
Wolf
guides
prospective
law
students
through
the
process
of
getting
a
degree
that
doesn’t
break
the
bank
while
D.W.
Randolph’s

Big
Law
Confidential

delves
into
what
it’s
really
like
to
work
in
Biglaw
for
those
already
weighing
their
career
path.
Tahmina
Watson’s

The
Startup
Visa

probably
isn’t
a

gift

(or
maybe
it
is…
who
am
I
to
judge
the
level
of
sentimentality
in
your
gift-giving
relationship)
but
it’s
a
great
resource
for
immigration
law.

And,
of
course,
we
still
recommend

Allow
Me
to
Retort:
A
Black
Guy’s
Guide
to
the
Constitution
,
by
former
Above
the
Law
Executive
Editor
Elie
Mystal.

electronics

Screenshot 2022-12-07 at 12.05.44 PMWith
the
legal
industry
slowly
returning
to
the
road,
this
is
an
amazing
gift
for
any
traveling
attorney.
It’s

a
portable
monitor
extension
,
giving
them
the
multiple
monitor
lifestyle
from
their
laptop.
You
can
find
a
number
of
models
based
on
the
size
of
the
laptop
involved.

Speaking
of
travel,
these
are
only
a
couple
of
many
options,
but
consider
giving
the
gift
of

noise-cancelling
earbuds

or

headphones
.
Or
you
can
get
some

Airpods

without
the

cool
firm
branding
.
At
a
much,
much,
much
higher
price
point,
nothing
keeps
their
work
more
confidential
while
traveling
than
an

Apple
Vision
Pro
.
If
they’re
working
off
of
a
Mac
the
device
can
seamlessly
mirror
that
screen
into
the
visor
to
prevent
nosy
neighbors
from
seeing
anything.

The
legal
profession
has
already
cut
a
lot
of
paper
out
of
its
workflow,
but
there
are
several
tools
out
there
to
move
notes
to
the
digital
world
ranging
from
the
eminently
affordable

Rocketbook

to
the
fully
featured

ReMarkable2
.

Have
you
considered
how
many
devices
attorneys
need?
If
you
have,
then
you
might
imagine
the
home
office
is
a
tangle
of
power
cords
befitting
an
Aliens
set.
This
can
help
with

a
whopping
ELEVEN
OUTLETS
.
Or
maybe
they
don’t
need
outlets
at
all
with
a

wireless
charging
mouse
pad
.
And
if
they
lose
those
devices,
consider
some

Airtags
,
the
tracking
devices
that
make
sure
nothing
important
is
ever
lost
like
keys
or

briefcases
full
of
sensitive
client
documents
.

We
also
still
love
the

Ember
Mug

allows
the
user
to
set
the
ideal
temperature
for
their
coffee
or
tea

and
then
keeps
it
there.

apparel
&
accessories

ShadowESK
Esq.

has
a
whole
line
of
apparel
for
the
lawyer
out
there
including
a
stylized
view
of
glorious

Blackacre

of
Property
Law
fame
and
an

International
Shoe
logo

for
Civ
Pro
nerds.
But
for
a
shirt
that
would
impress
Professor
Steve
Vladeck,
they’ve
got

a
groundhog
hoping
to
see
the
Court’s
shadow
.

If
you’re
buying
for
a
law
student
this
season,
consider
this
shirt
featuring
the

refrain
of
law
students
everywhere
.

The
“ugly
sweater
party”
phenomenon
isn’t
exactly
my
cup
of
tea,
but
if
you
know
a
lawyer
who
enjoys
them,
this
“Allegedly”
themed
sweater
is

pretty
amazing
.
It
sure
beats
putting
“allegedly”
on

some
other
articles
of
clothing
.
There’s
also
a
Fa
Law
Law
Law
Law

What
about

a
foul-mouthed
lawyer
?
We’ve
got
that
covered
too.

Here’s
a
shirt
for
every
good

Sunny

fan
who
knows
the
benefit
of
a

solid
education
in
Bird
Law
.
If
your
lawyer
is
cruising
for
a
disciplinary
referral,
there’s
always

this
WWSD
shirt
.
Here’s
a

Vincent
Gambini
shirt

too.
There’s
also
this
cute

Attorneys
Assemble
shirt

(available
on
mugs
and
posters
too).

Here’s
a

Ruth
Bader
Ginsburg
necklace

if
you’re
buying
for
someone
who
just
doesn’t
quit.


Games


First
Monday
in
October

from

Fort
Circle

games
“allows
1-4
players
to
experience
the
history
of
the
Supreme
Court
of
the
United
States
from
1789
through
2009
in
two
hours
of
gameplay.”
The
game
will
not
ship
until
2025,
but
if
you’re
getting
it
this
holiday
season,
the
developers
offer
a
“printed Writ
of
Habeas
Ludum”

that
you
can
deliver
in
the
meantime.

While
on
the
subject
of
Fort
Circle,
they
also
have
a
game
covering
the
suffrage
movement
called

Votes
for
Women

that
you
can
get
now.

It’s
not
so
much
a
“game”
but
the

Magnetic
Poetry
set
lawyer
edition
.


I
Dissent
 and

Capital
Punishment

fall
within
the
“Cards
Against
Humanity”
style
party
game
genre
but
with
a
legal
twist.


FOOD
&
DRINK

Returning
to
the
office
means
returning
to
the
kitchen
or
cafeteria
stocked
with
goodies.
But
in
the
hybrid
working
world,
lawyers
still
have
to
handle
their
own
snacks
some
days.
So
how
about

a
super
mini-fridge
to
keep
the
home
office
stocked
.
It’s
portable
and
plugs
in
to
keep
things
cool
(or
warm).
It’s
not
much
bigger
than
a
lunchbox,
but
it
can
keep
them
covered
for
the
day.

What
better
way
to
get
into
the
holiday
spirit
than
to
enjoy
some
holiday
spirits?

Caskers
,
founded
by
Harvard
Law
grads,
curates
all
varieties
of
the
best
craft
spirits
from
around
the
world
and
offers
big
discounts.

Is
a
lawyer
having
a
good
day
or
a
bad
day?
This

wine
glass

will
let
everyone
know.
Meanwhile
this
wine
glass

explains
why
the
lawyer
is
drinking
today
.


Desk
Toys
&
Office
Decor

Bring
some
life
to
that
office
that
your
favorite
lawyers
have
now
returned
to.

These
candles
from
Anecdote
Candles

make
for
nice
office
gifts
.
There
are
a
few
options
like
the
Two
Weeks
Notice

Smells
like
burn
out
and
peace
out
.”
LuckyCactus
offers
the
intriguing
Smells
Like
A
MF’ing
Attorney
In
This
Bitch
,”
which
I’m
almost
terrified
to
smell.
Another
candle
option

available
through
Amazon

is
a
bit
more
celebratory
of
lawyering.

Help
the
lawyer
you
love
sit
in
style.
Consider
this

modern
ergonomic
office
chair
look

or
this

super
old
school
leather
lawyer
chair
look
.

Or
it
they’re
a
partner

just
get
the
Herman
Miller
.
I’ve
sat
in
these
a
bunch
and
it’s
like
you’re
sending
a
love
note
to
your
ass.

Lawyers
aren’t
like
other
professions,
so
why
are
we
using
the
same
keyboard
as
other
professions?
LegalType
has
a

lawyer-specific
mechanical
keyboards
and
key
caps

available.

If
they
need
a
home
desk

which
most
lawyers
probably
have
by
now,
but
law
grads
starting
new
jobs
in
2025
might
not

this
is
a

nice
entry-level
home
option

that
gets
the
job
done
without
overwhelming
the
studio
apartment.
Though

nicer
options
are
available
.

And
then
there
are
Funko
Pops.
You
know,
those
big
head
toys
that
seem
to
be
everywhere
these
days.
They
even
make

Golden
Girls
Funko
Pops

now,
which
seems
like
the
border
of
market
saturation.
This

Matt
Murdock

one
is
a
legit
collectors
item
at
this
point.
There’s
a
Citadel-dwelling

Lawyer
Morty

from
Rick
and
Morty. For
that
matter,

Abraham
Lincoln
was
a
lawyer
.

Someone
at
CafePress
has
a

billable
hours
clock

available
to
mix
decor
with
some
wit.


Luggage

The
essential
gift
for
a
traveling
lawyer!

The

ScanFast
Briefcase

from
Mobile
Edge
is
a
TSA-compliant
laptop
bag
that
allows
the
traveler
to
keep
their
laptop
inside
their
bag
while
passing
through
TSA
security
checkpoints.
This
makes
traveling
with
a
laptop
simple
while
keeping
the
laptop
secure.

Mobile_Edge_MESFEBX_ScanFast_Element_Checkpoint_Friendly_829071

For
a
less
standard
design,

check
out
this
option

(which
also
comes
in
three
other
color
combinations).
The
bag
is
still
TSA-compliant
and
boasts
rich
pink
suede
and
brown
faux-leather
exterior
highlighted
by
a
bright
color-accented
satin
lining.
A
matching
shoulder
strap,
separate
zippered
workstation
for
files,
and
a
trolley
strap
for
rolling
luggage
included.
Carries
a
Lifetime
Warranty!

If
you
come
across
any
more
cool
holiday
gift
ideas
for
attorneys,
send
them
our
way!
We’re
always
looking
to
add
more
to
the
annual
guide.


HeadshotJoe
Patrice
 is
a
senior
editor
at
Above
the
Law
and
co-host
of

Thinking
Like
A
Lawyer
.
Feel
free
to email
any
tips,
questions,
or
comments.
Follow
him
on Twitter if
you’re
interested
in
law,
politics,
and
a
healthy
dose
of
college
sports
news.
Joe
also
serves
as
a

Managing
Director
at
RPN
Executive
Search
.

The Lawyer Holiday Gift Guide: The Best Gifts For The Attorney In Your Life – Above the Law

UPDATED
FOR
2024!!!

It’s
the
holiday
season
and
time
yet
again
to
buy
gifts
for
the
lawyers
(or
law
students)
in
your
lives.
And
while
you
might
be
tempted
to
go
with
a

lump
of
coal
,
let’s
give
the
attorneys
the
benefit
of
the
doubt
and
make
sure
they’re
treated
right
this
season.

Below
we’ve
gathered
gift
ideas
into
some
broad
categories
that
lawyers
might
enjoy.

You
can
either
peruse
the
whole
post
or
click
on
the
link
below
to
jump
directly
to
the
category
that
you
think
best
suits
your
shopping
mission:


Books


Electronics


Apparel
&
Accessories


Games


Food
&
Drink


Desk
Toys
&
Office
Decor


Luggage


(Disclosure:
When
available,
we
have
used
affiliate
links.)


Books

Do
you
have
a
reader
on
your
hands?
Of
course
you
do,
you’re
buying
for
an
attorney!
Grab
a
nice
book
to
curl
up
with
this
holiday
season

or
to
read
on
their
next
flight
to
some
far-flung
deposition.


The
Originalism
Trap

by
Madiba
K.
Dennie
of

Balls
and
Strikes

explores
the
dubious
value
of
“originalism”
as
a
judicial
philosophy
and
outlines
a
path
for
constitutional
interpretation
more
faithful
to
the
Reconstruction
amendments.
Kathryn
Rubino

spoke
with
the
author
here
.


Murder
the
Truth

is
another
banger
from
David
Enrich,
author
of
the
earlier

Servants
of
the
Damned

detailing
the
Biglaw
institutions
fueling
the
Trump
movement.
This
time,
the
New
York
Times
editor
digs
into
the
conservative
legal
movement’s
mounting
assault
on

New
York
Times
v.
Sullivan
.
Speaking
of
speech,
Mary
Anne
Franks
produced

Fearless
Speech

(featured

in
a
podcast
here
)
highlighting
the
First
Amendment’s
flawed
framework
for
promoting
a
free
and
fair
democracy.


Before
the
Movement

takes
a
scholarly
look
at
the
overlooked
history
of
legal
efforts
to
deliver
Black
civil
rights
that
predate
the
mid-20th
century
(conversation
with
the
author
here
).

On
the
fiction
side,

Devil’s
Defense

(chat
with
author
here
)
focuses
on
a
small-town
lawyer
forced
to
represent
a
client
she
can’t
stand.
Meanwhile

Just
One
Look

is
a
thriller
set
during
a
document
review.

If
you’re
buying
for
an
ATL
fan,
several
of
our
columnists
have
books
too.

Your
Debt-Free
JD

by
Jonathan
Wolf
guides
prospective
law
students
through
the
process
of
getting
a
degree
that
doesn’t
break
the
bank
while
D.W.
Randolph’s

Big
Law
Confidential

delves
into
what
it’s
really
like
to
work
in
Biglaw
for
those
already
weighing
their
career
path.
Tahmina
Watson’s

The
Startup
Visa

probably
isn’t
a

gift

(or
maybe
it
is…
who
am
I
to
judge
the
level
of
sentimentality
in
your
gift-giving
relationship)
but
it’s
a
great
resource
for
immigration
law.

And,
of
course,
we
still
recommend

Allow
Me
to
Retort:
A
Black
Guy’s
Guide
to
the
Constitution
,
by
former
Above
the
Law
Executive
Editor
Elie
Mystal.

electronics

Screenshot 2022-12-07 at 12.05.44 PMWith
the
legal
industry
slowly
returning
to
the
road,
this
is
an
amazing
gift
for
any
traveling
attorney.
It’s

a
portable
monitor
extension
,
giving
them
the
multiple
monitor
lifestyle
from
their
laptop.
You
can
find
a
number
of
models
based
on
the
size
of
the
laptop
involved.

Speaking
of
travel,
these
are
only
a
couple
of
many
options,
but
consider
giving
the
gift
of

noise-cancelling
earbuds

or

headphones
.
Or
you
can
get
some

Airpods

without
the

cool
firm
branding
.
At
a
much,
much,
much
higher
price
point,
nothing
keeps
their
work
more
confidential
while
traveling
than
an

Apple
Vision
Pro
.
If
they’re
working
off
of
a
Mac
the
device
can
seamlessly
mirror
that
screen
into
the
visor
to
prevent
nosy
neighbors
from
seeing
anything.

The
legal
profession
has
already
cut
a
lot
of
paper
out
of
its
workflow,
but
there
are
several
tools
out
there
to
move
notes
to
the
digital
world
ranging
from
the
eminently
affordable

Rocketbook

to
the
fully
featured

ReMarkable2
.

Have
you
considered
how
many
devices
attorneys
need?
If
you
have,
then
you
might
imagine
the
home
office
is
a
tangle
of
power
cords
befitting
an
Aliens
set.
This
can
help
with

a
whopping
ELEVEN
OUTLETS
.
Or
maybe
they
don’t
need
outlets
at
all
with
a

wireless
charging
mouse
pad
.
And
if
they
lose
those
devices,
consider
some

Airtags
,
the
tracking
devices
that
make
sure
nothing
important
is
ever
lost
like
keys
or

briefcases
full
of
sensitive
client
documents
.

We
also
still
love
the

Ember
Mug

allows
the
user
to
set
the
ideal
temperature
for
their
coffee
or
tea

and
then
keeps
it
there.

apparel
&
accessories

ShadowESK
Esq.

has
a
whole
line
of
apparel
for
the
lawyer
out
there
including
a
stylized
view
of
glorious

Blackacre

of
Property
Law
fame
and
an

International
Shoe
logo

for
Civ
Pro
nerds.
But
for
a
shirt
that
would
impress
Professor
Steve
Vladeck,
they’ve
got

a
groundhog
hoping
to
see
the
Court’s
shadow
.

If
you’re
buying
for
a
law
student
this
season,
consider
this
shirt
featuring
the

refrain
of
law
students
everywhere
.

The
“ugly
sweater
party”
phenomenon
isn’t
exactly
my
cup
of
tea,
but
if
you
know
a
lawyer
who
enjoys
them,
this
“Allegedly”
themed
sweater
is

pretty
amazing
.
It
sure
beats
putting
“allegedly”
on

some
other
articles
of
clothing
.
There’s
also
a
Fa
Law
Law
Law
Law

What
about

a
foul-mouthed
lawyer
?
We’ve
got
that
covered
too.

Here’s
a
shirt
for
every
good

Sunny

fan
who
knows
the
benefit
of
a

solid
education
in
Bird
Law
.
If
your
lawyer
is
cruising
for
a
disciplinary
referral,
there’s
always

this
WWSD
shirt
.
Here’s
a

Vincent
Gambini
shirt

too.
There’s
also
this
cute

Attorneys
Assemble
shirt

(available
on
mugs
and
posters
too).

Here’s
a

Ruth
Bader
Ginsburg
necklace

if
you’re
buying
for
someone
who
just
doesn’t
quit.


Games


First
Monday
in
October

from

Fort
Circle

games
“allows
1-4
players
to
experience
the
history
of
the
Supreme
Court
of
the
United
States
from
1789
through
2009
in
two
hours
of
gameplay.”
The
game
will
not
ship
until
2025,
but
if
you’re
getting
it
this
holiday
season,
the
developers
offer
a
“printed Writ
of
Habeas
Ludum”

that
you
can
deliver
in
the
meantime.

While
on
the
subject
of
Fort
Circle,
they
also
have
a
game
covering
the
suffrage
movement
called

Votes
for
Women

that
you
can
get
now.

It’s
not
so
much
a
“game”
but
the

Magnetic
Poetry
set
lawyer
edition
.


I
Dissent
 and

Capital
Punishment

fall
within
the
“Cards
Against
Humanity”
style
party
game
genre
but
with
a
legal
twist.


FOOD
&
DRINK

Returning
to
the
office
means
returning
to
the
kitchen
or
cafeteria
stocked
with
goodies.
But
in
the
hybrid
working
world,
lawyers
still
have
to
handle
their
own
snacks
some
days.
So
how
about

a
super
mini-fridge
to
keep
the
home
office
stocked
.
It’s
portable
and
plugs
in
to
keep
things
cool
(or
warm).
It’s
not
much
bigger
than
a
lunchbox,
but
it
can
keep
them
covered
for
the
day.

What
better
way
to
get
into
the
holiday
spirit
than
to
enjoy
some
holiday
spirits?

Caskers
,
founded
by
Harvard
Law
grads,
curates
all
varieties
of
the
best
craft
spirits
from
around
the
world
and
offers
big
discounts.

Is
a
lawyer
having
a
good
day
or
a
bad
day?
This

wine
glass

will
let
everyone
know.
Meanwhile
this
wine
glass

explains
why
the
lawyer
is
drinking
today
.


Desk
Toys
&
Office
Decor

Bring
some
life
to
that
office
that
your
favorite
lawyers
have
now
returned
to.

These
candles
from
Anecdote
Candles

make
for
nice
office
gifts
.
There
are
a
few
options
like
the
Two
Weeks
Notice

Smells
like
burn
out
and
peace
out
.”
LuckyCactus
offers
the
intriguing
Smells
Like
A
MF’ing
Attorney
In
This
Bitch
,”
which
I’m
almost
terrified
to
smell.
Another
candle
option

available
through
Amazon

is
a
bit
more
celebratory
of
lawyering.

Help
the
lawyer
you
love
sit
in
style.
Consider
this

modern
ergonomic
office
chair
look

or
this

super
old
school
leather
lawyer
chair
look
.

Or
it
they’re
a
partner

just
get
the
Herman
Miller
.
I’ve
sat
in
these
a
bunch
and
it’s
like
you’re
sending
a
love
note
to
your
ass.

Lawyers
aren’t
like
other
professions,
so
why
are
we
using
the
same
keyboard
as
other
professions?
LegalType
has
a

lawyer-specific
mechanical
keyboards
and
key
caps

available.

If
they
need
a
home
desk

which
most
lawyers
probably
have
by
now,
but
law
grads
starting
new
jobs
in
2025
might
not

this
is
a

nice
entry-level
home
option

that
gets
the
job
done
without
overwhelming
the
studio
apartment.
Though

nicer
options
are
available
.

And
then
there
are
Funko
Pops.
You
know,
those
big
head
toys
that
seem
to
be
everywhere
these
days.
They
even
make

Golden
Girls
Funko
Pops

now,
which
seems
like
the
border
of
market
saturation.
This

Matt
Murdock

one
is
a
legit
collectors
item
at
this
point.
There’s
a
Citadel-dwelling

Lawyer
Morty

from
Rick
and
Morty. For
that
matter,

Abraham
Lincoln
was
a
lawyer
.

Someone
at
CafePress
has
a

billable
hours
clock

available
to
mix
decor
with
some
wit.


Luggage

The
essential
gift
for
a
traveling
lawyer!

The

ScanFast
Briefcase

from
Mobile
Edge
is
a
TSA-compliant
laptop
bag
that
allows
the
traveler
to
keep
their
laptop
inside
their
bag
while
passing
through
TSA
security
checkpoints.
This
makes
traveling
with
a
laptop
simple
while
keeping
the
laptop
secure.

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For
a
less
standard
design,

check
out
this
option

(which
also
comes
in
three
other
color
combinations).
The
bag
is
still
TSA-compliant
and
boasts
rich
pink
suede
and
brown
faux-leather
exterior
highlighted
by
a
bright
color-accented
satin
lining.
A
matching
shoulder
strap,
separate
zippered
workstation
for
files,
and
a
trolley
strap
for
rolling
luggage
included.
Carries
a
Lifetime
Warranty!

If
you
come
across
any
more
cool
holiday
gift
ideas
for
attorneys,
send
them
our
way!
We’re
always
looking
to
add
more
to
the
annual
guide.


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Patrice
 is
a
senior
editor
at
Above
the
Law
and
co-host
of

Thinking
Like
A
Lawyer
.
Feel
free
to email
any
tips,
questions,
or
comments.
Follow
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on Twitter if
you’re
interested
in
law,
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and
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of
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at
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The Lawyer Holiday Gift Guide: The Best Gifts For The Attorney In Your Life – Above the Law

UPDATED
FOR
2024!!!

It’s
the
holiday
season
and
time
yet
again
to
buy
gifts
for
the
lawyers
(or
law
students)
in
your
lives.
And
while
you
might
be
tempted
to
go
with
a

lump
of
coal
,
let’s
give
the
attorneys
the
benefit
of
the
doubt
and
make
sure
they’re
treated
right
this
season.

Below
we’ve
gathered
gift
ideas
into
some
broad
categories
that
lawyers
might
enjoy.

You
can
either
peruse
the
whole
post
or
click
on
the
link
below
to
jump
directly
to
the
category
that
you
think
best
suits
your
shopping
mission:


Books


Electronics


Apparel
&
Accessories


Games


Food
&
Drink


Desk
Toys
&
Office
Decor


Luggage


(Disclosure:
When
available,
we
have
used
affiliate
links.)


Books

Do
you
have
a
reader
on
your
hands?
Of
course
you
do,
you’re
buying
for
an
attorney!
Grab
a
nice
book
to
curl
up
with
this
holiday
season

or
to
read
on
their
next
flight
to
some
far-flung
deposition.


The
Originalism
Trap

by
Madiba
K.
Dennie
of

Balls
and
Strikes

explores
the
dubious
value
of
“originalism”
as
a
judicial
philosophy
and
outlines
a
path
for
constitutional
interpretation
more
faithful
to
the
Reconstruction
amendments.
Kathryn
Rubino

spoke
with
the
author
here
.


Murder
the
Truth

is
another
banger
from
David
Enrich,
author
of
the
earlier

Servants
of
the
Damned

detailing
the
Biglaw
institutions
fueling
the
Trump
movement.
This
time,
the
New
York
Times
editor
digs
into
the
conservative
legal
movement’s
mounting
assault
on

New
York
Times
v.
Sullivan
.
Speaking
of
speech,
Mary
Anne
Franks
produced

Fearless
Speech

(featured

in
a
podcast
here
)
highlighting
the
First
Amendment’s
flawed
framework
for
promoting
a
free
and
fair
democracy.


Before
the
Movement

takes
a
scholarly
look
at
the
overlooked
history
of
legal
efforts
to
deliver
Black
civil
rights
that
predate
the
mid-20th
century
(conversation
with
the
author
here
).

On
the
fiction
side,

Devil’s
Defense

(chat
with
author
here
)
focuses
on
a
small-town
lawyer
forced
to
represent
a
client
she
can’t
stand.
Meanwhile

Just
One
Look

is
a
thriller
set
during
a
document
review.

If
you’re
buying
for
an
ATL
fan,
several
of
our
columnists
have
books
too.

Your
Debt-Free
JD

by
Jonathan
Wolf
guides
prospective
law
students
through
the
process
of
getting
a
degree
that
doesn’t
break
the
bank
while
D.W.
Randolph’s

Big
Law
Confidential

delves
into
what
it’s
really
like
to
work
in
Biglaw
for
those
already
weighing
their
career
path.
Tahmina
Watson’s

The
Startup
Visa

probably
isn’t
a

gift

(or
maybe
it
is…
who
am
I
to
judge
the
level
of
sentimentality
in
your
gift-giving
relationship)
but
it’s
a
great
resource
for
immigration
law.

And,
of
course,
we
still
recommend

Allow
Me
to
Retort:
A
Black
Guy’s
Guide
to
the
Constitution
,
by
former
Above
the
Law
Executive
Editor
Elie
Mystal.

electronics

Screenshot 2022-12-07 at 12.05.44 PMWith
the
legal
industry
slowly
returning
to
the
road,
this
is
an
amazing
gift
for
any
traveling
attorney.
It’s

a
portable
monitor
extension
,
giving
them
the
multiple
monitor
lifestyle
from
their
laptop.
You
can
find
a
number
of
models
based
on
the
size
of
the
laptop
involved.

Speaking
of
travel,
these
are
only
a
couple
of
many
options,
but
consider
giving
the
gift
of

noise-cancelling
earbuds

or

headphones
.
Or
you
can
get
some

Airpods

without
the

cool
firm
branding
.
At
a
much,
much,
much
higher
price
point,
nothing
keeps
their
work
more
confidential
while
traveling
than
an

Apple
Vision
Pro
.
If
they’re
working
off
of
a
Mac
the
device
can
seamlessly
mirror
that
screen
into
the
visor
to
prevent
nosy
neighbors
from
seeing
anything.

The
legal
profession
has
already
cut
a
lot
of
paper
out
of
its
workflow,
but
there
are
several
tools
out
there
to
move
notes
to
the
digital
world
ranging
from
the
eminently
affordable

Rocketbook

to
the
fully
featured

ReMarkable2
.

Have
you
considered
how
many
devices
attorneys
need?
If
you
have,
then
you
might
imagine
the
home
office
is
a
tangle
of
power
cords
befitting
an
Aliens
set.
This
can
help
with

a
whopping
ELEVEN
OUTLETS
.
Or
maybe
they
don’t
need
outlets
at
all
with
a

wireless
charging
mouse
pad
.
And
if
they
lose
those
devices,
consider
some

Airtags
,
the
tracking
devices
that
make
sure
nothing
important
is
ever
lost
like
keys
or

briefcases
full
of
sensitive
client
documents
.

We
also
still
love
the

Ember
Mug

allows
the
user
to
set
the
ideal
temperature
for
their
coffee
or
tea

and
then
keeps
it
there.

apparel
&
accessories

ShadowESK
Esq.

has
a
whole
line
of
apparel
for
the
lawyer
out
there
including
a
stylized
view
of
glorious

Blackacre

of
Property
Law
fame
and
an

International
Shoe
logo

for
Civ
Pro
nerds.
But
for
a
shirt
that
would
impress
Professor
Steve
Vladeck,
they’ve
got

a
groundhog
hoping
to
see
the
Court’s
shadow
.

If
you’re
buying
for
a
law
student
this
season,
consider
this
shirt
featuring
the

refrain
of
law
students
everywhere
.

The
“ugly
sweater
party”
phenomenon
isn’t
exactly
my
cup
of
tea,
but
if
you
know
a
lawyer
who
enjoys
them,
this
“Allegedly”
themed
sweater
is

pretty
amazing
.
It
sure
beats
putting
“allegedly”
on

some
other
articles
of
clothing
.
There’s
also
a
Fa
Law
Law
Law
Law

What
about

a
foul-mouthed
lawyer
?
We’ve
got
that
covered
too.

Here’s
a
shirt
for
every
good

Sunny

fan
who
knows
the
benefit
of
a

solid
education
in
Bird
Law
.
If
your
lawyer
is
cruising
for
a
disciplinary
referral,
there’s
always

this
WWSD
shirt
.
Here’s
a

Vincent
Gambini
shirt

too.
There’s
also
this
cute

Attorneys
Assemble
shirt

(available
on
mugs
and
posters
too).

Here’s
a

Ruth
Bader
Ginsburg
necklace

if
you’re
buying
for
someone
who
just
doesn’t
quit.


Games


First
Monday
in
October

from

Fort
Circle

games
“allows
1-4
players
to
experience
the
history
of
the
Supreme
Court
of
the
United
States
from
1789
through
2009
in
two
hours
of
gameplay.”
The
game
will
not
ship
until
2025,
but
if
you’re
getting
it
this
holiday
season,
the
developers
offer
a
“printed Writ
of
Habeas
Ludum”

that
you
can
deliver
in
the
meantime.

While
on
the
subject
of
Fort
Circle,
they
also
have
a
game
covering
the
suffrage
movement
called

Votes
for
Women

that
you
can
get
now.

It’s
not
so
much
a
“game”
but
the

Magnetic
Poetry
set
lawyer
edition
.


I
Dissent
 and

Capital
Punishment

fall
within
the
“Cards
Against
Humanity”
style
party
game
genre
but
with
a
legal
twist.


FOOD
&
DRINK

Returning
to
the
office
means
returning
to
the
kitchen
or
cafeteria
stocked
with
goodies.
But
in
the
hybrid
working
world,
lawyers
still
have
to
handle
their
own
snacks
some
days.
So
how
about

a
super
mini-fridge
to
keep
the
home
office
stocked
.
It’s
portable
and
plugs
in
to
keep
things
cool
(or
warm).
It’s
not
much
bigger
than
a
lunchbox,
but
it
can
keep
them
covered
for
the
day.

What
better
way
to
get
into
the
holiday
spirit
than
to
enjoy
some
holiday
spirits?

Caskers
,
founded
by
Harvard
Law
grads,
curates
all
varieties
of
the
best
craft
spirits
from
around
the
world
and
offers
big
discounts.

Is
a
lawyer
having
a
good
day
or
a
bad
day?
This

wine
glass

will
let
everyone
know.
Meanwhile
this
wine
glass

explains
why
the
lawyer
is
drinking
today
.


Desk
Toys
&
Office
Decor

Bring
some
life
to
that
office
that
your
favorite
lawyers
have
now
returned
to.

These
candles
from
Anecdote
Candles

make
for
nice
office
gifts
.
There
are
a
few
options
like
the
Two
Weeks
Notice

Smells
like
burn
out
and
peace
out
.”
LuckyCactus
offers
the
intriguing
Smells
Like
A
MF’ing
Attorney
In
This
Bitch
,”
which
I’m
almost
terrified
to
smell.
Another
candle
option

available
through
Amazon

is
a
bit
more
celebratory
of
lawyering.

Help
the
lawyer
you
love
sit
in
style.
Consider
this

modern
ergonomic
office
chair
look

or
this

super
old
school
leather
lawyer
chair
look
.

Or
it
they’re
a
partner

just
get
the
Herman
Miller
.
I’ve
sat
in
these
a
bunch
and
it’s
like
you’re
sending
a
love
note
to
your
ass.

Lawyers
aren’t
like
other
professions,
so
why
are
we
using
the
same
keyboard
as
other
professions?
LegalType
has
a

lawyer-specific
mechanical
keyboards
and
key
caps

available.

If
they
need
a
home
desk

which
most
lawyers
probably
have
by
now,
but
law
grads
starting
new
jobs
in
2025
might
not

this
is
a

nice
entry-level
home
option

that
gets
the
job
done
without
overwhelming
the
studio
apartment.
Though

nicer
options
are
available
.

And
then
there
are
Funko
Pops.
You
know,
those
big
head
toys
that
seem
to
be
everywhere
these
days.
They
even
make

Golden
Girls
Funko
Pops

now,
which
seems
like
the
border
of
market
saturation.
This

Matt
Murdock

one
is
a
legit
collectors
item
at
this
point.
There’s
a
Citadel-dwelling

Lawyer
Morty

from
Rick
and
Morty. For
that
matter,

Abraham
Lincoln
was
a
lawyer
.

Someone
at
CafePress
has
a

billable
hours
clock

available
to
mix
decor
with
some
wit.


Luggage

The
essential
gift
for
a
traveling
lawyer!

The

ScanFast
Briefcase

from
Mobile
Edge
is
a
TSA-compliant
laptop
bag
that
allows
the
traveler
to
keep
their
laptop
inside
their
bag
while
passing
through
TSA
security
checkpoints.
This
makes
traveling
with
a
laptop
simple
while
keeping
the
laptop
secure.

Mobile_Edge_MESFEBX_ScanFast_Element_Checkpoint_Friendly_829071

For
a
less
standard
design,

check
out
this
option

(which
also
comes
in
three
other
color
combinations).
The
bag
is
still
TSA-compliant
and
boasts
rich
pink
suede
and
brown
faux-leather
exterior
highlighted
by
a
bright
color-accented
satin
lining.
A
matching
shoulder
strap,
separate
zippered
workstation
for
files,
and
a
trolley
strap
for
rolling
luggage
included.
Carries
a
Lifetime
Warranty!

If
you
come
across
any
more
cool
holiday
gift
ideas
for
attorneys,
send
them
our
way!
We’re
always
looking
to
add
more
to
the
annual
guide.


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