DOJ Demands To Speak To The Manager About All These Annoying Lawsuits – Above the Law


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Everyone
knows
that
TROs
aren’t
immediately
appealable.
What
this
appeal
assumes
is…
maybe
they
are?

The
Trump
DOJ
has
taken
an
unorthodox
procedural
stance
with
respect
to
interlocutory
appeals.
They
seem
to
be
under
the
impression
that
they’re
able
to
lodge
them
at
any
point
when
a
judge
issues
a
ruling
they
don’t
like.
For
people
who
spend
so
much
time
shitting
on
New
York,
they
sure
are
keen
to
co-opt
its
procedures!

This
morning
the
government
filed
a

notice
of
appeal

to
the
DC
Circuit
in

Harris
v.
Bessent
,
a
case
where
a
recently-fired
member
of
the
Merit
System
Protection
Board
is
contesting
her
termination.
Trial
Judge
Rudolph
Contreras
issued
a

temporary
restraining
order

just
two
days
ago
and
scheduled
the
hearing
on
the
motion
for
preliminary
injunction
on
March
3,
inside
the
14-day
statutory
period.
And
yet
the
government
is
now
demanding
both
that
the
DC
Circuit

pay
attention


to
it

TODAY,
and
that
Judge
Contreras

stay

his
own
order
that
Cathy
Harris
be
reinstated,
which
they
call
an
“extraordinary
intrusion
into
the
President’s
authority.”

This
is
part
of
a
pattern
from
the
new
administration,
which
takes
the
position
that
the
Federal
Rules
of
Civil
Procedure
don’t
really
apply
to
the
president
and
his
minions.
On
February
10,
they

noticed
an
appeal

of
Judge
John
McConnell’s
January
31

TRO

blocking
Trump’s
blanket
ban
on
federal
spending
that
makes
his
ass
itch.
In
that
case,
the
First
Circuit
seemed
highly
dubious
that
they
had
jurisdiction
over
something
that
wasn’t
even
decided
at
the
District
Court
level,
but,
assuming

arguendo

that
they
did,

rejected
the
motion
.

Most
egregiously,
the
administration
immediately

appealed

an
administrative
stay
imposed
by
Judge
Amy
Berman
Jackson
on
February
10
in
the
case
of
Hampton
Dellinger,
the
head
of
the
Office
of
Special
Counsel,
who
was
also
fired
in
violation
of
the
statute.
The
DC
Circuit

dismissed

that
appeal
for
lack
of
jurisdiction,
although
Judge
Gregory
Katsas
allowed
himself
a
lengthy
concurrence
in
which
he
rubbished
Dellinger’s
claim
while
simultaneously
expressing
“no
view
on
the
appealability
or
merits
of
any
later
order
granting
interim
relief
to
Dellinger.”

Judge
Jackson

issued
a
TRO

on
February
12,
and
the
government

appealed
again

on
the
13th,
requesting
either
a
stay
of
the
trial
judge’s
order
or
that
the
appeals
court
treat
the
motion
as
a
petition
for
mandamus.
The
case
went
to
the
same
panel,
and
again
Judge
Michelle
Childs
and
Florence
Pan

tossed
it

for
being
totally
out
of
order.

“Because
it
would
be
inconsistent
with
governing
legal
standards
and
ill-advised
to
hold
that
a
TRO
is
appealable
based
solely
on
unsubstantiated
claims
of
‘extraordinary
harm’
for
fourteen
days,
we
decline
to
treat
the
TRO
as
an
appealable
injunction,”
they
wrote.
“Nor
has
the
government
established
its
entitlement
to
the
extraordinary
remedy
of
mandamus.”

This
time,
Judge
Katsas
penned
an
eleven-page
dissent
explaining
that
“the
President
is
immune
from
injunctions
directing
the
performance
of
his
official
duties,
and
Article
II
of
the
Constitution
grants
him
the
power
to
remove
agency
heads.”
This
works
from
the
assumption
that

Humphrey’s
Executor
,
the
1935
Supreme
Court
case
which
allowed
for
statutory
protections
for
executive
branch
officers
is
fully
dead,
instead
of
just
mostly
dead
after

Seila
Law
.
Which
it
might
be!
But
as
the
Supreme
Court
hasn’t
actually
made
it
official
yet,
it
seems
a
bit
presumptuous
to
treat
it
as
a
fait
accompli.

Or
as
Judge
Jackson

put
it
:

Defendants’
position
is
that
the
statutory
restrictions
on
the
Special
Counsel’s
removal
are
unconstitutional.
They
are
eager
to
have
that
issue
heard
and
resolved
by
a
higher
court.
They
will
have
that
opportunity
in
due
course,
but
first,
the
issue
has
to
be
fully
briefed
in
this
Court,
where
the
case
is
pending.
There
has
to
be
a
hearing,
and
this
Court
has
to
issue
an
appealable
order.

And
indeed,
the
government
is
so
“eager
to
have
that
issue
heard”
that
it
has
now
stomped
into
the
Supreme
Court
and

demanded

an
administrative
stay
of
the
trial
judge’s
TRO.

John
Sauer,
President
Trump’s
personal
lawyer,
has
not
yet
been
confirmed.
But
acting
SG
Sarah
Harris
was
not
subtle
about
asking
the
Court’s
conservatives
to
declare
the
president
above
the
law
the
way
they
did
in
July:

This
case
involves
an
unprecedented
assault
on
the
separation
of
powers
that
warrants
immediate
relief.
As
this
Court
observed
just
last
Term,
“Congress
cannot
act
on,
and
courts
cannot
examine,
the
President’s
actions
on
subjects
within
his
‘conclusive
and
preclusive’
constitutional
authority”—including
“the
President’s
‘unrestricted
power
of
removal’
with
respect
to
‘executive
officers
of
the
United
States
whom
[the
President]
has
appointed.’”
Trump
v.
United
States,
603
U.S.
593,
609
(2024)
(citation
omitted).
As
to
such
principal
officers—“the
most
important
of
his
subordinates”—“[t]he
President’s
‘management
of
the
Executive
Branch’
requires
him
to
have
‘unrestricted
power
to
remove’
them
‘in
their
most
important
duties.’”
Id.
at
621
(citation
omitted).
Enjoining
the
President
and
preventing
him
from
exercising
these
powers
thus
inflicts
the
gravest
of
injuries
on
the
Executive
Branch
and
the
separation
of
powers.

Perhaps
counting
on
the
justices’
long
separation
from
the
slums
of
trial
practice
and
amnesia
regarding
FRCP
65,
Harris
affected
indignation
that
“The
court
set
that
TRO
to
last
a
full
14
days
and
specified
that
a
hearing
on
an
‘appealable’
order
would
not
be
held
until
February
26.”

As
of
this
writing,
the
Court
has
offered
no
relief.
But
this
aggrieved
flopping
worked
for
Sauer
the
last
time
so

who
even
knows.





Liz
Dye
 lives
in
Baltimore
where
she
produces
the
Law
and
Chaos substack and podcast.

POSB ordered to ‘open vaults’ to Mnangagwa’s handpicked new investors

HARARE

President
Emmerson
Mnangagwa
has
ordered
the
sale
of
the
People’s
Own
Savings
Bank
(POSB)
to
a
consortium
fronted
by
Zanu
PF-supporting
cleric
Morris
Brown
Gwedegwe,
against
advice
from
the
Zimbabwe
Investment
and
Development
Agency
which
questioned
the
source
of
funds
for
his
Hebrew
Investment
Group,
ZimLive
can
reveal.

The
POSB,
now
under
the
Mutapa
Investment
Fund,
is
one
of
at
least
eight
loss-making
parastatals
the
government
has
put
up
for
sale.

Instead
of
a
public
process
to
invite
bids
for
POSB,
Mnangagwa

through
attorney
general
Virginia
Mabiza

handpicked
Hebrew
Investment
Group
as
the
investment
partner.

Under
the
terms
of
the
deal,
Hebrew
Investment
Group
will
take
up
70
percent
shareholding
in
POSB
by
contributing
US$70
million
of
the
US$100
million
required
to
capitalise
the
bank.

The
government
of
Zimbabwe
will
remain
with
a
10
percent
stake
financed
through
existing
POSB
assets
while
the
other
$20
million
for
a
20
percent
stake
will
come
from
private
individuals.

A
joint
venture
agreement
signed
between
Mabiza
and
Hebrew
Investment
Group
CEO
Professor
Emile
Kue
on
December
18,
2024,
also
says
Hebrew
Investment
Group
will
advance
the
government
of
Zimbabwe
a
US$6
billion
loan
to
be
repayed
over
30
years.

The
loan
will
attract
interest
of
0.3
percent
per
annum
and
it
is
to
be
repaid
through
the
government’s
dividends
from
its
POSB
shareholding.

ZimLive
understands
ZIDA
questioned
the
company’s
source
of
funds
and
tried
to
stall
the
signing
of
the
joint
venture
agreement,
but
Mnangagwa
and
Mabiza
railroaded
it
through.

Professor
Emile
Kue
is
described
as
CEO
of
the
Hebrew
Investment
Group
Professor
Israel
Kodiaga
is
vice
president
of
the
Hebrew
Investment
Group

In
a
February
13,
2025,
letter
to
the
POSB
CEO
and
board,
Mabiza
introduced
Hebrew
Investment
Group
as
“our
joint
venture
partners
with
the
government
of
Zimbabwe
in
support
of
President
E.D.
Mnangagwa’s
socio-economic
development
plan.”

Mabiza
said
Hebrew
Investment
Group
representatives
Gwedegwe,
CEO
Kue
and
the
company’s
vice
president
Professor
Israel
Kodiaga
would
visit
POSB
on
a
familiarisation
tour.

She
directed
POSB
to,
among
other
things,
allow
for
a
“first
hand
examination
of
the
bank’s
vaults
which
are
intended
to
be
used
for
direct
monetisation
by
the
Hebrew
Investment
Group.”

Gwedegwe
is
a
former
Anglican
bishop
kicked
out
of
the
church
over
alleged
embezzlement
of
funds.
He
was
sworn
in
as
a
member
of
the
Zimbabwe
Defence
Commission
by
Mnangagwa
in
May
2019.

Last
year,
the
Zimbabwe
Council
of
Churches
disassociated
itself
from
Gwedegwe
after
he
attended
the
Zanu
PF
annual
conference
in
Bulawayo
claiming
to
be
representing
the
council.

Not
much
is
known
about
Professor
Emile
Kue.
A
native
of
Ethiopia,
he
is
described
online
as
the
president
of
the
National
Association
of
Hebrews
in
the
United
States,
based
in
Texas.

A
website
under
development
also
links
him
to
a
“Proposed
Hebrew
Federal
Credit
Union…
designed
to
control
the
US$1.9
trillion
spending
power
of
the
black
community
in
the
United
States
for
the
future
of
the
next
generation.”

Professor
Kodiaga,
meanwhile,
is
a
Kenyan
national
who
says
on
his
LinkedIn
that
he
is
the
director
general
of
African
affairs
at
Global
Unification
International
based
in
Queensland,
Australia.

He
says
he
provides
“leadership,
co-coordinating
research,
training
and
consultancy
on
African
governance,
peace
and
security
architecture”
in
the
role.

A
Google
search
for
“Hebrew
Investment
Group”
yielded
no
results.

Social
activist
Jealousy
Mawarire
claims
the
new
POSB
investors
are
“bogus”
and
says
Mnangagwa’s
role
in
the
transaction
smacks
of
corruption.

“One
guy
is
a
bogus
investor
in
the
United
States
(Prof
Kue)
who
set
up
Twitter
and
Facebook
accounts
in
2020
which
are
inactive,
and
he
gets
a
presidential
directive
written
in
his
name
and
bank
vaults
are
opened
to
criminals,”
Mawarire
said
in
an
interview
with
HStv

“The
president
has
a
finance
minister,
but
he
instructs
the
establishment
of
parallel
structures.

“If
the
president
did
not
apply
his
mind
before
authorising
this
transaction,
it
speaks
volumes
of
his
cognitive
state.
It
means
he
is
no
longer
fit
for
office.”

Questions
left
for
attorney
general
Mabiza
had
not
been
answered.

Bishop
Morris
Gwedegwe
(far
right)
was
appointed
to
the
Zimbabwe
Defence
Commission
in
May
2019

Zanu PF fires 6 ‘rogue elements’ from ‘Social Media Unit’ over attacks on leaders

HARARE

Zanu
PF
employs
dozens
of
internet
trolls
to
attack
its
opponents,
according
to
a
document
seen
by
ZimLive.

The
trolls
are
employed
under
the
Varakashi4ED
Social
Media
Unit,
with
the
party’s
legal
secretary
Patrick
Chinamasa
serving
as
its
executive
director.

The
information
was
obtained
after
Chinamasa
fired
six
members
of
the
unit
for
allegedly
attacking
senior
members
of
the
party.

Chinamasa
announced
the
move
in
a
February
11
letter
to
the
party’s
national
political
commissar
Munyaradzi
Machacha.

He
wrote:
“On
February
3,
2025,
I
met
with
His
Excellency,
the
president
and
first
secretary
of
Zanu
PF
Cde
Dr.
E.D.
Mnangagwa
to
discuss
disciplinary
issues
within
the
Varakashi4ED
Social
Media
Unit,
which
I
lead
as
the
executive
director…

“After
reviewing
serious
infractions
by
rogue
elements
who
attacked
the
unit’s
leadership
and
senior
party
officials,
the
following
recommendations
were
made:


Permanent
removal
of
Jonasi
Mandiwisa
Musara,
Tafadzwa
Mawire,
Tinotenda
Gachange,
Felix
Muzondo,
Pardon
Mangwende
and
Herbert
Mathe
from
the
Varakashi4ED
Social
Media
Unit.


Varakashi4ED
Social
Media
Unit
shall
be
the
party’s
sole
Zanu
PF
recognised
social
media
affiliate.


Expedited
implementation
of
a
party
social
media
management
policy
by
the
commissariat,
information
and
publicity
and
legal
departments.”

Chinamasa
advised
Machacha
that
Norman
Mbimbi
would
now
be
administrator
of
Varakashi4ED
with
Dereck
Goto
as
director
of
operations.

“I
kindly
request
your
office
to
enforce
these
recommendations
as
per
His
Excellency’s
directive…
I
will
continue
overseeing
the
Unit
in
my
capacity
as
executive
director,”
Chinamasa
added.

It
has
long
been
rumoured
that
Zanu
PF
employs
social
media
trolls
to
magnify
its
messages
and
attack
rivals,
but
this
is
the
first
time
proof
has
been
obtained
of
their
existence.

In
the
same
letter,
Chinamasa
said
the
unit
was
established
following
Mnangagwa’s
directive
“ahead
of
the
2023
harmonised
elections.”

One
of
those
jettisoned
from
the
unit,
Jonasi
Mandiwisa
Musara,
who
uses
the
name
Jones
Musara
on
social
media,
tweeted
on
Thursday:
“Now
back
to
law
school
which
requires
lots
of
studying,
writing
assignments
and
particpating
in
tutorials.
My
time
on
social
media
will
be
obviously
drastically
reduced
because
of
that.”

European Union removes last sanctioned Zimbabwean entity, keeps embargo on arms sales

HARARE

The
European
Union
has
lifted
sanctions
on
the
Zimbabwe
Defence
Industries,
the
last
entity
on
its
blacklist
under
restrictive
measures
in
place
since
2002,
but
will
maintain
an
embargo
on
arms
sales
to
Zimbabwe
“which
might
be
used
for
internal
repression.”

The
decision
was
taken
at
a
meeting
of
the
Council
of
the
European
Union
on
Wednesday.

The
council
said
in
a
statement:
“The
council
today
renewed
its
framework
for
restrictive
measures
in
view
of
the
situation
in
Zimbabwe
for
a
further
year,
until
February
20,
2026.

“The
council
also
delisted
the
last
remaining
entity,
the
Zimbabwe
Defence
Industries.

“The
embargo
on
arms
and
equipment
which
might
be
used
for
internal
repression
remains
in
place.
The
EU
continues
to
closely
follow
developments
in
Zimbabwe,
with
a
particular
attention
to
the
human
rights
situation,
and
recalls
its
readiness
to
adapt
the
whole
range
of
its
policies
accordingly.”

The
EU
stressed
that
“the
remaining
restrictive
measures
in
place
do
not
affect
the
people
of
Zimbabwe,
its
economy,
foreign
direct
investments,
or
trade.”

Since
imposing
sanctions
in
2002
over
electoral
fraud
and
human
rights
abuses,
the
EU
has
eased
measures
to
encourage
political
reform
in
Zimbabwe.

The
EU
began
easing
sanctions
on
Zimbabwe
in
2015
when
it
gave
the
country
$267
million,
the
first
time
it
had
extended
financial
aid
to
the
government
since
imposing
sanctions
in
2002.

The
bloc
subsequently
removed
the
names
of
dozens
of
government
officials
and
security
chiefs
from
its
sanctions
list.

Zimbabwe’s
ruling
Zanu
PF
party
has
used
the
sanctions
as
an
excuse
over
the
years
to
claim
they
were
hindering
foreign
investment
and
responsible
for
the
country’s
economic
troubles,
a
claim
repeatedly
denied
by
the
EU.

Son of Zanu PF Midlands stalwart Charles Simbi in court on armed robbery charges

GWERU

Former
Gweru
councillor
and
Midlands
Zanu
PF
stalwart
Charles
Simbi’s
son
and
a
relative
have
been
arraigned
before
the
Gweru
Magistrate
Courts
facing
armed
robbery
charges
along
with
five
others.

Nyasha
Osward
Simbi,
27,
of
Southview
in
Gweru
and
a
relative,
Alex
Simbi,
42,
of
Mkoba
6
in
Gweru,
are
employed
at
Thunderbird
42
Mine,
operated
by
Charles,
56.

Charles,
a
losing
Zanu
PF
candidate
for
the
Mkoba
parliamentary
seat,
also
has
a
pending
fraud
case,
where
he
allegedly
forged
land
ownership
papers
using
his
wife
Zodwa
Thembinkosi
in
a
bid
to
seize
mining
claims
at
a
farm
just
outside
Gweru.

The
two,
Nyasha
and
Alex,
are
allegedly
part
of
a
seven-man
gang
that
robbed
individuals
at
nearby
MT
Mine
on
February
8,
2025,
at
approximately
3AM
using
a
pistol,
machetes,
and
knobkerries
while
demanding
cash
and
gold.

The
other
five
suspects
are
Kimton
Sibanda,
25,
and
Samu
Sibanda,
24,
both
from
Beneti
Village
in
Lower
Gwelo
under
Chief
Sogwala;
Takudzwa
Nyoni,
33,
of
Cowdray
Park
in
Bulawayo;
Hercluse
Nhongo,
29,
of
Clifton
Park
in
Gweru;
and
Bright
Ndlovu,
43,
from
Malamulela
Village
under
Chief
Nduku
in
Zhombe.

They
were
arrested
by
police
a
day
after
the
robbery
on
February
9,
2025.

Court
papers
seen
by
ZimLive
show
that
the
seven
are
facing
two
counts
of
armed
robbery
and
one
count
of
assault.

The
National
Prosecuting
Authority
alleges
that
the
gang
arrived
at
MT
Mine
and
threatened
Shepherd
Kutse
and
Norman
Mahlani
with
knobkerries
and
a
pistol,
and
further
assaulted
them
with
machetes
all
over
their
bodies
demanding
cash
and
gold.

“They
went
on
to
take
a
Samsung
A33
cellphone
(from
Kutse)
and
a
Samsung
S23
(from
Mahlani),”
read
the
court
papers.

On
the
third
count,
the
seven
are
facing
assault
charges
as
defined
in
Section
89
of
the
Criminal
Law
and
Reform
Act,
Chapter
9:23.

“One
or
more
of
them
assaulted
Stephen
Ndlovu
with
machetes
and
knobkerries,
demanding
cash
and
gold.
The
complainant
managed
to
escape.
The
complainant
sustained
a
cut
on
the
left
leg,”
the
NPA
alleges.

The
gang
was
positively
identified
by
witnesses
and
the
complainants.

The
accused
were
remanded
in
custody
to
February
25,
2025,
and
are
being
represented
by
lawyer
Esau
Mandipa
of
Mandipa,
Makwara,
and
Chikukwa
Legal
Practitioners.

Judge Caught On Camera Confessing, ‘I Killed Her. Ladies And Gentlemen Of The Jury, Convict My Ass. I Did It.’ – Above the Law

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in
2023
,
California
criminal
court
judge
Jeffrey
Ferguson
was
arrested
for
the
murder
of
his
wife,
Sheryl
Ferguson.
The
couple
had
been
arguing
early
in
the
evening,
both
at
their
home
and
a
restaurant,
and
the
fighting
continued
when
they
returned
home.
During
the
argument
at
the
restaurant,
prosecutors
say
the
judge
used
his
fingers
to
imitate
a
gun.
When
the
fight
continued
at
home,
Sheryl
Ferguson
reportedly
said,
“Why
don’t
you
point
a
real
gun
at
me?”
According
to
court
filings,
Judge
Ferguson
then
got
his
Glock
.40
pistol
from
his
ankle
holster
and
shot
her.


Shortly
after
the
shooting
,
the
judge
reportedly
texted
court
staffers,
“I
just
lost
it.
I
just
shot
my
wife.
I
won’t
be
in
tomorrow.
I
will
be
in
custody.
I’m
so
sorry.”

The
trial
of
Judge
Ferguson
began
in
a
California
courtroom
earlier
this
week.
Opening
statements
began
with
Orange
County
Deputy
District
Attorney
Seton
Hunt showing
a
video
of
Judge
Ferguson
after
his
arrest,
sitting
alone
in
a
police
interview
room.
The
footage
shows
Ferguson
saying,
“I
killed
her.
Ladies
and
gentlemen
of
the
jury,
convict
my
ass.
I
did
it.”
As

reported
by

Law360,
it
continues:

In
the
video,
the
judge
at
various
times
expresses
regret
and
anger
toward
himself
while
also
saying
aloud
to
nobody
in
particular
that
he
wasn’t
“going
to
pretend
or
do
subterfuge,”
according
to
Hunt.
Jeffrey
Ferguson
is
later
caught
on
the
video
saying,
“I
did
it.
Convict
me.
Send
me
on
my
way.” 

And
that
wasn’t
the
only
video
shown
to
the
jury:

Jurors
also
saw
footage
from
a
body
camera
worn
by
Officer
Joshua
Juntilla,
who
apprehended
Jeffrey
Ferguson
and
stayed
with
him
outside
the
family’s
home.
Juntilla
recalled
that
the
judge
was
distraught,
uttering
several
expletives,
and
asking
multiple
times
whether
his
wife
was
alive. 

“What
the
fuck
did
I
do?”,
“Shit
me,
shit
me,
shit
me,
fuck
me,”
and
“Holy
fuck,
I
can’t
believe
this,”
Judge
Ferguson
is
heard
saying
on
video
at
different
times,
while
also
apologizing
repeatedly
to
his
son,
who
was
not
within
earshot.

“Phillip,
I’m
so
sorry,”
Judge
Ferguson
said,
sobbing.
“My
son
will
hate
me
for
the
rest
of
my
life.”

The
judge
subsequently
revealed
to
Juntilla
he
was
a
superior
court
judge,
discussed
his
30-year
career
as
a
deputy
district
attorney,
prosecuting
different
gangs,
while
commenting:
“Here
I
am,
now
like
them,
after
all
of
this.”

“I
never
in
my
wildest
dreams
thought
I’d
be
sitting
in
handcuffs
in
front
of
my
house,”
Jeffrey
Ferguson
is
heard
saying. 

The
trial
is
ongoing.
Judge
Ferguson
maintains
the
shooting
was
accidental.

A$AP Rocky Shows Donald Trump How To Properly Thank A Lawyer – Above the Law


(Photo
by
Ollie
Millington/WireImage)

After
a
jury
found
A$AP
Rocky
not
guilty
of
a
2021
shooting,
the
artist
and
his
even-more-famous
partner
Rihanna
reportedly
took
the
opportunity
to
thank
Rocky’s
lawyer
in
the
sweetest
way
possible.

In

an
interview
with
Extra
,
the
victorious
defense
attorney
shared,
“Rihanna
and
Rocky
said
to
me
in
the
courtroom
yesterday,
they
grabbed
me
and
they
said,
‘Listen,
our
next
baby
is
A$AP
Joe.’”
That
probably
isn’t
replacing
any
of
the
billable
hours,
but
it
beats
a
fruit
basket!

The
future
A$AP’s
namesake
is

Joe
Tacopina
,
(whose
website,
we
note,
now
sports

a
new
font!
),
whose
relationship
with
the
family
seems
to
have
leveled
up
after
formerly
babysitting
the
couple’s
first
child
while
Rihanna
performed
at
the
Super
Bowl,
becoming
the
first
lawyer
to
take
on
babysitting
duty
since
Lionel
Hutz
(a.k.a.
Miguel
Sanchez,
a.k.a.
Dr.
Nguyen
Van
Thoc)
watched
the
Simpson
kids
for
32
hours.

It’s
a
much
nicer
gesture
than
Tacopina
might
be
used
to.

The
last
big
defendant
that
Tacopina
successfully
represented
(or
perhaps
babysat)
ran
to
his
personal
social
media
platform
and

Truth
Socialed
a
slobbering
diatribe
against
the
lawyer

for
managing
to
keep
Trump
from
owing
even
MORE
money
for
defaming
E.
Jean
Carroll
by
calling
her
a
liar
over
the


as
the
judge
put
it


colloquial-but-not-strictly-legal-definition
rape.
And
yet
this
is
what
Tacopina
got
by
way
of
thanks:

This
disgusting
Slob,
a
Democrat
Political
Operative,
is
the
same
guy
who
funded
a
woman
who
I
knew
absolutely
nothing
about,
sued
me
for
Rape,
for
which
I
was
found
NOT
GUILTY.
She
didn’t
remember
the
year,
decade,
or
much
else!
In
Interviews
she
said
some
amazingly
“inconsistent”
things.
Disgraceful
Trial—Very
unfair.
I
was
asked
by
my
lawyer
not
to
attend—“It
was
beneath
me,
and
they
have
no
case.”
That
was
not
good
advice.

Here
on
planet
Earth,
Tacopina’s
decision
to
keep
the
incoherent
and
off-putting
Trump
out
of
the
courtroom
was
likely
instrumental
to
convincing
the
jury
that
Trump’s
actions
were
more
legally
characterized
as
sexual
assault
than
rape.
By
contrast,

Trump
did
get
to
speak
at
his
subsequent
criminal
trial

and
only
succeeded
in
getting
convicted
34
times.
Probably
should’ve
kept
listening
to
Joe.

Another
fun
tidbit:
Tacopina’s
Extra
interview
was
conducted
by
Billy
Bush,
who
famously
found
himself
on
the
receiving
end
of
Trump’s
“grab
’em
by
the
pussy”
remarks
later

referenced
in
the
Carroll
case
.

Because
time
isn’t
so
much
a
flat
circle,
but
a
Möbius
strip
of
jackassery
perpetually
orbiting
Trump.


A$AP
Rocky’s
Attorney
Says
Rapper
&
Rihanna
Promised
to
Name
Next
Kid
Joe
(Exclusive)

[Extra]


Earlier
:

Trump
Flames
His
Lawyer
Joe
Tacopina
On
Truth
Social


Trump
Gets
Carroll
Judge
To
Brand
Him
A
Digital
Rapist.
Again.


Donald
Trump’s
Lawyer
Needs
A
Graphic
Designer
Who
Isn’t
Copying
And
Pasting
Quinn
Emanuel’s
Logo




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JD Vance’s ‘Hilbilly Elegy’ Deemed Too Woke By The Department of Defense – Above the Law

(Photo
by
Anna
Moneymaker/Getty
Images)

There’s
been
some
friendly
fire
in
the
new
Administration’s
rush
to
scrub
anything
that
doesn’t
glorify
wealthy
white
males
from
publicly
funded
classroom
curricula.
An
article
on

Pen.org

reported
on
the
Department
of
Defense
recently
compiling
a
list
of
books
that
are
too
“woke”
for
military
families.
There
are
some
expected
names

can’t
have
the
children
realize
that
our
American
life
has
a
lot
of
parallels
with
Brave
New
World
if
they
aren’t
allowed
to
read
it.
But
there
are
a
couple
of
titles
that
are
head-tilters.
One
book
titled

“Freckleface
Strawberry”

(affiliate
link),
a
self-worth
story
tailored
to
ginger
children,
was
deemed
offending.
As
was
another
book,
JD
Vance’s

“Hillbilly
Elegy”

(affiliate
link).

I’ve
no
clue
why
this
book
was
banned.
Unless
being
poor,
white,
and
Appalachian
is
the
new
Black
(it
isn’t),
my
assumption
would
be
that
it
got
nicked
from
the
permitted-to-read
list
because
it
used
the
words
“family,”
“crisis,”
and
“elegy”
in
the
title.
Seems
a
little
heavy
handed
and
obvious
to
posit
that
a
book
banning
would
have
anti-intellectual
undertones,
but
I’m
guessing
that
the
word
“elegy”
alone
is
enough
of
a
two-dollar
word
to
get
our
censoring
overlords
to
squint
at
a
title.
Vance’s
book
isn’t
the
only
book
lawyers
with
children
may
recognize
on
the
nix
list:

“No
Truth
Without
Ruth”

by
Kathleen
Krull
(affiliate
link)
also
got
tripped
up
in
the
censorship.
I’m
usually
not
quiet
about
how
cringey
and
out
of
cultural
touch
it
was
to
moniker
the
late
jurist
after
a
rapper
who

despite
his
way
with
words


had
no
chance
in
hell
of
ever
clerking
for
her
,
but
having
a
children’s
picture
book
about
your
life
classified
as
too
much
for
even
military
brats

is

pretty
Notorious.

For
now,
it
seems
like
the
only
things
penned
by
JD
Vance
military
families
will
be
able
to
read
is
him
regurgitating
Fox
talking
points
about
how
the
Judiciary
should
eat
crow
whenever
the
Executive
does
something
unconstitutional.
God
help
us
all.


Julianne
Moore’s
‘Freckleface
Strawberry’
And
JD
Vance’s
‘Hillbilly
Elegy’
Among
Cooks
Caught
In
Defense
Department
Review

[Pen.org]



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long
enough
to
graduate
from
Washington
University
in
St.
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School
of
Law.
He
is
a
former
boatbuilder
who
cannot
swim, a
published
author
on
critical
race
theory,
philosophy,
and
humor
,
and
has
a
love
for
cycling
that
occasionally
annoys
his
peers.
You
can
reach
him
by
email
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The 2024 In-House Compensation Report Is Here! – Above the Law

We
are
pleased
to
share
the
results
of
our
2024
In-House
Counsel
Compensation
Survey,
presented
in
partnership
with
our
friends
at
iManage.

With
information
from
more
than
1,100
attorneys
representing
organizations
of
all
sizes
and
more
than
a
dozen
industries,
this
report
provides
comprehensive
data
about
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Compare
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Killing The Perfectionist Attorney: Fretzin’s 5 Hacks For Effective Decision-Making – Above the Law

Laura
is
a
sophisticated
and
well-regarded
lawyer
practicing
in
Chicago’s
North
Shore.
With
over
a
decade
of
experience
in
employment
law,
she
primarily
advises
small
business
owners.
When
we
met
to
discuss
her
practice,
I
quickly
uncovered
that
she
was
suffering
from
a
serious
affliction:
“Analysis
Paralysis.”
She
also
exhibited
symptoms
of
“Perfectionism”
and
“Risk
Aversion.”

While
I’m
obviously
joking
about
the
medical
diagnosis,
the
issue
is
no
joke
at
all.
Lawyers
worldwide
struggle
daily
with
countless
decisions
that
drain
their
valuable
time
and
emotional
energy.
As
it
turns
out,
making
rational,
intelligent,
and
timely
decisions
isn’t
necessarily
a
lawyer’s
strong
suit.

So,
let’s
explore
what
life
might
look
like
if
you
had
a
simple
and
effective
process
to
make
decisions
quickly
and
with
confidence.
Here
are
five
steps
I’ve
developed
that
will
help
you
move
the
needle
when
it
seems
stuck.


Step
1:
Evaluate
The
Gaps
Between
Where
You
Are
And
Where
You
Want
To
Be

While
I
know
it’s
hard
to
read
the
label
from
inside
the
bottle,
being
self-reflective
is
crucial.
Take
the
time
to
analyze
what’s
holding
you
back
from
growth
and
efficiency.
Track
your
day
in
15-minute
increments
to
pinpoint
where
your
time
is
being
wasted
or
where
you’re
bogged
down
by
low-level
tasks.
For
example:

  • What
    tasks
    should
    I
    be
    delegating,
    and
    to
    whom?
  • What
    legal
    tech
    could
    improve
    my
    practice
    management?
  • Who
    should
    I
    hire
    to
    free
    myself
    from
    administrative
    work?
  • What
    marketing
    efforts
    should
    I
    prioritize?

You’ll
be
surprised
at
how
much
time
you’re
losing
just
by
doing
this
one
exercise.
Identifying
gaps
is
the
key
to
advancing
through
the
next
steps.


Step
2:
Do
Your
Research
And
Leverage
Trusted
Sources

Sure,
Googling
might
be
one
way
to
go,
but
I
highly
recommend
tapping
into
your
network
to
cut
through
the
noise
of
random
vendors.
And
be
cautious
of
unsolicited
offers
via
email
or
phone
(stranger
danger).

For
instance,
I
often
turn
to
my
local
Deerfield
Dads
Facebook
group
when
looking
for
proven
service
providers
to
fix
things
around
my
house.
Similarly,
in
professional
settings,
I
ask
my
network,
“Who
knows
a
great
outsourced
VA
company?”
or
“Who
can
recommend
a
phenomenal
employment
defense
attorney
in
Iowa?”
Finding
trusted
solutions
through
referrals
speeds
up
decision-making
and
reduces
risk.
This
approach
also
applies
to
hiring

you’re
far
more
likely
to
find
a
reliable
associate
through
a
referral
than
by
sifting
through
random
online
applications.


Step
3:
Prepare
Key
Questions
To
Weigh
Pros
And
Cons

I
know
this
seems
obvious,
but
you’d
be
surprised
how
few
people
properly
prepare
for
meetings.
Whether
you’re
interviewing
for
a
job,
hiring
an
employee,
or
evaluating
new
legal
technology,
having
your
questions
ready
in
advance
ensures
you
gather
the
right
information.
Some
examples
include:


  • For
    a
    job
    interview:

    “Can
    you
    walk
    me
    through
    the
    compensation
    structure
    and
    path
    to
    equity?”

  • Hiring
    a
    paralegal:

    “Tell
    me
    about
    the
    best
    work
    environment
    you’ve
    experienced.”

  • Evaluating
    legal
    tech:

    “What
    does
    onboarding
    and
    training
    look
    like
    for
    my
    team?”

  • Hiring
    a
    coach:

    “What’s
    your
    methodology,
    and
    how
    does
    it
    drive
    results?”

The
goal
here
is
to
gather
enough
information
to
make
a
confident
decision
or
walk
away.
The
more
prepared
you
are,
the
easier
it
becomes
to
say
“yes”
or
“no”
without
hesitation.


Step
4:
Trust
Your
Gut

It’s
Usually
Right

Let’s
recap:
You’ve
been
referred
to
a
potential
hire,
vendor,
or
solution
by
a
trusted
source.
You’ve
asked
insightful
questions
to
evaluate
its
value.
Now,
what
does
your
gut
tell
you?

Our
brains
and
instincts
work
together
to
protect
us
from
bad
decisions,
saving
us
time,
money,
and
frustration.
If
something
feels
like
the
right
move
for
your
business,
take
action.
If
not,
use
what
you’ve
learned
to
compare
it
against
other
options.
Avoid
indecision

eliminate
the
“maybes”
and
“I’ll
think
about
its.”
Stick
to
just
two
words:

yes

or

no.

And
now,
one
final
step
to
seal
the
deal.


Step
5:
Validate
Before
Finalizing
Your
Decision

This
is
the
step
most
people
skip,
but
it’s
critical.
Before
moving
forward,
take
the
extra
step
to
validate
your
decision
by
asking
for
references.
A
simple
question
like,

“Do
you
have
a
client
in
a
similar
practice
area
I
could
speak
with?”

can
make
all
the
difference.

Yes,
this
takes
extra
effort,
but
it’s
worth
it.
I
recently
did
this
when
searching
for
a
YouTube
expert
to
optimize
my
channel.
I
spoke
with
my
friend
Gregg,
who
shared
the
impressive
results
he
achieved.
Seeing
those
numbers
made
my
decision
easy.


The
Power
Of
This
5-Step
Process

Let’s
break
it
down:

  1. Find
    a
    trusted
    recommendation.
  2. Ask
    the
    right
    questions
    to
    evaluate
    its
    value.
  3. Use
    your
    gut
    to
    determine
    if
    it’s
    a
    good
    fit.
  4. Validate
    your
    decision
    through
    references.

The
more
pending
decisions
you
have
weighing
on
you,
the
more
stress
and
anxiety
you’ll
experience.
Worse,
you
won’t
be
making
progress
in
growing
your
practice.
By
implementing
a
structured
approach,
you’ll
make
decisions
faster,
with
more
confidence,
and
free
up
energy
to
focus
on
what
truly
matters
in
your
business
and
life.

So,
what
are
you
waiting
for?
It’s
time
to
kill
the
perfectionist
attorney
within
and
start
making
quick
decisions
with
ease. 




Steve
Fretzin
is
a
bestselling
author,
host
of
the
BE
THAT
LAWYER
Podcast,
and
business
development
coach
exclusively
for
attorneys.
Steve
has
committed
his
career
to
helping
lawyers
learn
key
growth
skills
not
currently
taught
in
law
school.
His
clients
soon
become
top
rainmakers
and
credit
Steve’s
program
and
coaching
for
their
success.
He
can
be
reached
directly
by
email
at 
[email protected].
Or
you
can
easily
find
him
on
his
website
at 
www.fretzin.com or
LinkedIn
at 
https://www.linkedin.com/in/stevefretzin/.