Trump Judge Thinks Police Accountability Will Lead To More Mass Shootings

For the record, there is no shred of evidence that piecing the veil on qualified immunity for police officers will lead to more mass violence from gun owners. But “evidence” stopped being a concern of Republican judges a long, long time ago.

Despite Cancer, RBG Keeps Exercising

Compared to how I was six months ago, very well.

— Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, at a question-and-answer session with Professor Amanda Tyler at Berkeley Law School, revealing her comparatively healthy outlook following her fourth bout with cancer earlier this year. She also told the crowd she continued to exercise throughout her diagnosis, noting, ”I do pushups,” and that she planks, “both front and side.”

Masayoshi Son Ready To Bring His Total Investment In WeWork To $15 Billion…At An $8 Billion Valuation, Because YOLO

SoftBank is ready to fix WeWork because co-dependent relationships are toxic.

Orlando Attorney Is Having A Hell Of A Hangover

After a long day at work, it’s entirely normal for an attorney to head to the local pub to grab a quick drink. But the tequila poppers go too far when you’re dumping client confidences all over the place. That’s what apparently happened in Orlando the other night according to a viral tweet.

Some of the reaction to this tweet scolds folks for trying to get a lawyer fired for a simple mistake. I’m all for forgiveness, but this is Attorney 101 here. You don’t throw client files around willy-nilly. Losing a laptop does put client confidences at risk — and attorneys should use encryption, or better yet put files in the cloud, to prevent that sort of disclosure — but it happens. But she’s not saying “you lost your bag” or “lost your computer.” When she’s saying a lawyer lost a whole file, she’s talking about a redweld that someone just took into the bar and left behind after 6 rounds of beer pong. There’s no forgiveness for that. Getting canned is the only appropriate punishment.

In any event… good luck on the custody fight.


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Live From Relativity Fest: Mike Gamson Takes The Helm To Continue The Mission

(Photo by Mike Quartararo)

“Relativity Fest is an annual conference designed to educate and connect the eDiscovery community. It’s the place for legal and technology professionals to talk shop, meet new people, and have fun.” So says the banner on the Relativity Fest website.

This week, thousands of people in the legal technology industry descended upon the Chicago Hilton in downtown Chicago to celebrate everything Relativity. With more than 2,000 attendees, over 300 speakers, and 150+ educational sessions, Relativity Fest has become one of the largest must-attend conferences of the year.

This year, the conference kicked off with a keynote that featured Andrew Sieja introducing new CEO Mike Gamson. Readers will recall that Gamson joined Relativity earlier this year from LinkedIn, where he held a global solutions role. Andrew Sieja, who previously held the CEO role, remains as founder and has moved into an executive chairman role that enables him to focus more on product development and getting closer to customers, which are two areas he has always been passionate about. After all, he is a coder at heart.

Sieja described how he met Gamson and, although they were originally going to grab a drink together, they wound up just going for a walk. The next day, says Sieja, he called Gamson and asked, “What if you came on board as CEO?” The rest is history, as they say.

One-hundred days in, Gamson has endeavored to talk to every person who works at Relativity — no small task, given that the company now has 1,000 employees — and he’s been listening to customers of Relativity and promoting the vision of the company: “To simplify and accelerate how the world conducts eDiscovery.”

Gamson also highlighted some of the ways that Relativity is building community and giving back. The Relativity Fellows program, launching in 2020, is going to bring training and education to underserved communities in an effort to kickstart careers in legal technology.

But the big feature of the keynote is Relativity’s SaaS-based product, RelativityOne. It has come a long way in a short time, with the number of customers doubling in a year’s time and over five petabytes of data under management. Gamson introduced Chris Brown, Relativity’s new Chief Product Officer, who also recently joined Relativity with an entrepreneurial spirit and a track record of product innovation at technology companies.

Brown walked the 2,000 people in attendance at the Relativity keynote through some of the innovations within the RelativityOne platform, such as:

  • A new solution for automating workflows for repetitive, time-consuming tasks like indexing data, imaging native files, OCR and more.
  • A new and faster way to integrate and analyze data from mobile devices using Cellebrite’s LegalView application.
  • The new Collect Now product update that provides a secure and defensible process for collecting cloud-based data from platforms like Office 365 and Slack.
  • Satisfaction of the FedRamp program, which means Relativity meets the federal government’s stringent security parameters, and the rolling out of Relativity for Government.

Finally, Chris Brown demonstrated Relativity’s next-generation user interface, called Aero. The Aero preview showed off an intuitive and streamlined interface that is built for speed, minimizes the steps to complete tasks, and provides greater insight into the data in a Relativity workspace. Aero will be released in 2020.

Relativity Fest is quickly becoming one of the most significant legal technology events to attend each year, and just one day in this year was no different. With more than 2,000 attendees, 300+ speakers, and 170+ educational sessions, there’s a lot of information still to absorb.


Mike Quartararo is the managing director of eDPM Advisory Services, a consulting firm providing e-discovery, project management and legal technology advisory and training services to the legal industry. He is also the author of the 2016 book Project Management in Electronic Discovery. Mike has many years of experience delivering e-discovery, project management, and legal technology solutions to law firms and Fortune 500 corporations across the globe and is widely considered an expert on project management, e-discovery and legal matter management. You can reach him via email at mquartararo@edpmadvisory.com. Follow him on Twitter @edpmadvisory.

Both the Senate and the National Assembly Resume Sittings Today – The Zimbabwean

Both the Senate and the National Assembly Resume Sittings Today

Note:  The President has declared Friday 25th October a public holiday

to allow Zimbabweans to attend solidarity against sanctions on Zimbabwe events.

Coming up in Parliament

The Second Session of this Parliament – the Ninth Parliament of Parliament [and second Parliament under the 2013 Constitution of Zimbabwe] was officially opened by President Mnangagwa on Tuesday 1st October at a joint sitting of both Houses.  The President delivered a State of the Nation address [link] during which he outlined the Government’s legislative agenda for the session.  After the joint sitting both Houses reconvened briefly before adjourning until today.

MPs have not, however, been idle in the interim – they have been attending committee meetings and engaging members of the public at public consultations on Bills and the forthcoming 2020 National Budget.  Yesterday they attended a pre-Budget briefing in preparation for their coming labours on the 2020 National Budget – including the detailed pre-Budget Seminar at Victoria Falls scheduled for 30th October to 4th November.

The presentation of the 2020 Budget by the Minister of Finance and Economic Development will be on Thursday 14th November.

Today’s agenda

As today’s sittings will be the first working sittings of the new session and as all unfinished business of the First Session, including uncompleted Bills, lapsed at the end of that session, the agenda for this afternoon’s sittings is very brief.  It is the same in each House: the moving of the customary beginning-of-session motions expressing loyalty to Zimbabwe and respectful thanks to the President for the speech that he delivered when opening the new session on 1st October.

Upcoming Business

Unfinished business from the last session it is likely that motions will be put, and approved, that Bills be restored to the Order Paper at the stage reached in the last session:

Education Amendment Bill

Zimbabwe Investment and Development Agency Bill

Money Laundering and Proceeds of Crime Amendment Bill

Coroner’s Office Bill

Marriages Bill

New Business, for example, tabling of three recently gazetted Bills so that they can go for consideration by the Parliamentary Legal Committee:

Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe Amendment Bill

International Treaties Bill

Constitutional Court Bill

The Government’s Legislative Agenda for the Second Session

Twenty-six Bills were listed by the President in the Government’s legislative agenda for this session.  We have divided the list into the following parts and indicated the Bills that have already been gazetted or are awaiting gazetting, having been sent to the Government Printer for printing and gazetting:

Bills repeated from the legislative agenda for the First Session

  1. High Court Amendment Bill
  2.  Public Finance Management Amendment Bill
  3.  Gold Trade Amendment Bill
  4. Precious Stones Trade Amendment Bill
  5. Mines and Minerals Amendment Bill
  6. Freedom of Information Bill [already gazetted]
  7. Zimbabwe Media Commission Bill [already gazetted]
  8. Broadcasting Services Amendment Bill
  9. Cyber Crime and Cyber Security Bill [awaiting gazetting]
  10. Data Protection and Electronic Transactions Bill
  11. Child Justice Bill
  12. Mandatory Sentencing for Rape and Sexual Offences Bill
  13. Immigration Bill.

Bills appearing on the legislative agenda for the first time

  1. Labour Court Bill
  2. Magistrates Court Amendment Bill
  3. Police Bill
  4. Insurance and Pensions Commission Amendment Bill
  5. Pension and Provident Funds Amendment Bill
  6. Securities and Exchange Commission Bill
  7. Deposit Protection Corporation Amendment Bill
  8. Competition Amendment Bill
  9. Petroleum Amendment Bill
  10. Medical Aid Societies Bill
  11. Persons with Disabilities Bill
  12. Private Voluntary Organisations Bill
  13. Prisons and Correctional Services Bill

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The MDC’s unflighted interview with the ZBC

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D.A.’s Halloween Display Makes People Cry

I am long on record as hating Halloween. Halloween involves: children begging in the streets like vagrants, white people offending me with their face, unleashing “sexy” costumes in a pathetic attempt to make up for 364 days of sexual repression, an entire movie industry that revolves around white people being too complacent to react appropriately to supernatural events, the shaming of sex offenders, rapidly rotting gourds, and, as a parent, an intense amount of time, effort or money spent on meeting the fickle imaginations of your children. If I could exorcise one feature of our culture… well, it would be Republicans. But Halloween would be in my top five.

The only good part about Halloween, for me, is that I’m a content producer and Halloween always brings opportunities to talk about people who screw up, incredibly and publicly, when trying to make something out of this dead-ass holiday. And “Halloween came early” this year, thanks to the creative geniuses at the Atlanta District Attorney’s Office.

The Paulding County DA put up a little Halloween display in their lobby. When I first saw the story, I didn’t know what the big deal was. Here it is from WSB-TV:

Crime scene, skeleton, Halloween. This checks out. I mean, who cares? Who even goes to the DA’s office anyway… OH WAIT:

Channel 2’s Aaron Diamant talked to a local ethics expert, who called the display wildly unprofessional and said it has the potential to retraumatize crime victims who have to come to the office to talk to prosecutors.

Diamant spoke to the woman who took the picture. Lauri Newsome said she went to the district attorney’s office with a few family members to try to get a meeting with District Attorney Dick Donovan about a sensitive case.

She was outraged to find the fake crime scene.

“You step back. It startles you,” Newsome said. “It doesn’t help how you’re feeling. I think if I’d had a family member murdered it would have affected me worse.”

Newsome fought back tears as she described being startled by the display.

I mean, I wouldn’t have thought of it this way. But, there again, this is why I don’t truck with Halloween. What the hell is the upside? “I really feel better about the administration of justice, now that I know my local D.A. can be SPOOKY!”– said no one, ever. Even though I feel like this woman’s complaint is a little overwrought, the value of D.A. lobby skeletons is so de minimus that I can’t understand why anybody would bother in the first place.

‘Cause that’s the other thing about Halloween, people who screw up VOLUNTEERED to do this to themselves. Last year, I dealt with people — white people, MULTIPLE white people — asking me if it was “okay” for them to PAINT THEIR KIDS IN BLACKFACE so they could go as Black Panther. Like, blackface UNDER the Black Panther mask… JUST IN CASE! And, after saying “JESUS CHRIST WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU?” the question that always rattled around in my head was why. Why would you volunteer to do anything slightly questionable for the sake of Halloween? How drab is your life that you need to spice things up with this kind of forced BS? If you need to dress up that badly, go see Rise of Skywalker dressed as Chewbacca LIKE A FREAKING ADULT.

Anyway, I’ve lost my train of thought about the D.A. Umm… yeah, don’t spookify murder victims when your business involves meeting with the families of murder victims. Seems like a solid rule.

Another good rule: If you are not 100 percent confident that you know all the rules, just sit on your pumpkin and ride this holiday out.


Elie Mystal is the Executive Editor of Above the Law and a contributor at The Nation. He can be reached @ElieNYC on Twitter, or at elie@abovethelaw.com. He will resist.