Bloomberg Introduces Readers To The Personification Of Wealth Inequality In America… Hilarity Ensues

From what we can tell, Chase Coleman III is like if codified wealth and privilege had a baby with old money Wall Street and then sent that baby to Deerfield and Williams where it played lacrosse and networked itself into a finance career.

Wait, sorry, that is actually Chase Coleman III.

Right, Bloomberg?

Born into New York aristocracy and educated at fine schools, Charles Payson “Chase” Coleman III was all of 25 when the hedge fund legend Julian Robertson handed him $25 million to start his own fund.

At 29, he married a chemicals heiress who’d been featured in the documentary “Born Rich.” A gifted athlete, he’s been known to catch a few waves in the morning near his $19 million Hamptons home before helicoptering to his Manhattan office. He’s surfed with world champion Kelly Slater, invested with Snoop Dogg in a cannabis company and he’s almost a scratch golfer.

Today, at 44, Coleman sits astride a $30 billion behemoth, Tiger Global Management. Bets on public and private technology companies have helped him amass a $4.6 billion fortune and made him the youngest financier among the world’s 500 richest people, according to the Bloomberg Billionaires Index.

This is a fun piece of profile writing that could also do double duty as the new intro to Bernie Sanders’s stump speech.

…Coleman, who grew up on the north shore of Long Island, the son of a lawyer and an interior designer. A descendant of Peter Stuyvesant, he attended Deerfield Academy, the elite boarding school in Massachusetts, and went on to co-captain the lacrosse team at Williams College.

“I’ve known Chase since he was a young boy on Long Island and a good friend of my son Spencer,” [Julian] Robertson said. So it was natural that his first hedge fund job was at Tiger Management.

We have never appreciated the use of the word “natural” more than we do in this context.

But before you populist Warrenista types get too wound up over meeting this human personification of the causes and effects of America’s growing wealth gap, just try to remember that every life holds some darkness:

Not everything’s perfect, though, of course. For one thing, the firm may actually have too much money—something Coleman himself addressed recently. 

“It’s not easy to manage a big pool of capital, and I’m challenged every day,” Coleman said last week at a Morgan Stanley conference, according to people who attended the event.

See? Coleman is less like a Bret Easton Ellis character comparing business cards while putting his victims’ body parts in the freezer,  and more like a John Cheever character on the verge of being emotionally broken by the crushing expectations of his station, about to be murdered in a pool by his bitter, pregnant mistress/secretary. Either way, he’s essentially a character of meta-fiction.

What we love most about this post is that the everyday Bloomberg reader will digest it and enjoy getting a peek into the life of a rather opaque bold-faced name in the hedge fund game who also happens to run one of the last brand name hedge funds. But if this story ever ends up in the hands of a HuffPost editor… stand back and behold the Millennial class war word bluster.

But this is where we need to step back and point out that Chase Coleman III appears to be a very good hedge fund manager:

In the early 2000s, Coleman and partner Scott Shleifer added private investments to the mix, realizing before many of their peers that they might find higher returns outside of public markets.

During the 2008 financial crisis, Coleman’s hedge fund lost 26%, followed by a paltry 1% gain the next year. The young investor regrouped, vowing to return to his tech roots and avoid industries where politics or macro events could interfere.

Investors say his success comes from concentrated bets, pressing winners and quickly cutting losers—skills he learned from Robertson. He told the Morgan Stanley crowd that the person who does best is the one with the panic button farthest from his keyboard.

And if you’re left debating “Is his talent a byproduct of his privileged upbringing and the relationships he has made living life in a manner that even the elite would see as elite?” our answer would be “It doesn’t really fucking matter if he returned 25 percent last year with assets under management hovering around $30 billion.”

This is finance, and asset management in paritcular is something of an outcome-based industry, making it hard for a shitty investor to be shitty and still hold assets in the low-to-mid eleven figures. Established relationships and inherited wealth are obviously huge factors in growing your future wealth and relationships, but Coleman’s success is a little too monstrous to be explained away via the prism of “The One Percent.”

Not to put too fine a point on it, but this is not like a Biglaw partner of lesser intellect thriving on the work of brilliant underlings (well, it totally is, but just go with the bit).

So we’ll just go ahead and reserve our impotent populist outrage for the next time some blue blood, born wealthy graduate of Exeter and (shudder) Middlebury who married a NYC real estate heiress loses his ass after bragging to CNBC about how he’s ingeniously shorting Amazon. Because, as much fun as it is to behold a living caricature like Chase Coleman III, it’s important to remember one key thing about caricatures like Chase Coleman III:

Coleman, who associates describe as reserved and a quintessential WASP, declined to comment for this article.

Exactly.

The Charmed Life of a Young Tiger Cub With a $4.6 Billion Fortune [Bloomberg]

Crypto Traders Also Enjoy Investing In Tesla, Claims Redundant Study

Some solid research here from the Nodoi Institute at The University of Obvious.

How Learning To Hustle Helped This Rapper’s Law School Game

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When I was doing stuff in the rap world, it was eat what you kill. I learned how to hustle, and I learned to go out and get something for myself. It was very difficult. Any revenue I generated was a direct result of me doing it and me figuring it out. Sometimes you fall flat on your face when you’re learning how to do something, and sometimes you have success. I went through those processes. There were a lot of my classmates who were younger—I don’t want to say law school chewed them up and spit them out—but I saw some people have a change of heart or realize, “I don’t want to be in law school after all.” But for me, it confirmed that that life progression I had made was correct. It’s kind of a maturity thing.

Roosh Williams, a recent graduate of the USC Gould School of Law, commenting on how his experience in the rap world helped him during law school. Prior to pursuing a legal education, Williams was a well-known rapper in Houston, Texas, and even cracked the Top 40 on the iTunes rap chart back in 2015. Williams plans to practice entertainment law after he passes the bar exam, and he already has a job lined up with a firm in Los Angeles.


Staci ZaretskyStaci Zaretsky is a senior editor at Above the Law, where she’s worked since 2011. She’d love to hear from you, so please feel free to email her with any tips, questions, comments, or critiques. You can follow her on Twitter or connect with her on LinkedIn.

Later in Life Law Firm Ownership

In today’s tech world, we celebrate the wunderkind – like the founders of Facebook or Google – who achieved so much at an early age. Law isn’t all that different when it comes to early achievement – which accolades like law review and judicial clerkship and second year jobs at biglaw often based entirely on first-year grades. 

But turns out that people have the capacity to achieve and succeed at any age.  Last year, the Harvard Business Review reported that the average age of a successful startup founder is actually 45 , contrary to conventional wisdom which might peg it as much younger.  Moreover, putting a shelf-life of 35 on success is a pretty depressing concept in an era where people are living longer, healthier lives and looking towards second and third acts.  This is true in particular for women, who may have put careers on hold or stepped out of the workforce during their child-rearing years but still want to attain professional success.  And they’re finding that success, particularly by  leveraging life experience and focusing on services that cater to other women over 50, according to this story.

In the legal profession and particularly with a declining economy, much of the focus on starting a law firm rests on younger graduates just out of school. But there are plenty of examples of later in life law firm startups.  For example, there’s Larry Exner, an accomplished litigator and appellate practitioner who owns Capital Appellate Advocacy who was profiled in this local news story .  Two years ago, I featured law firm owner Roberta Kaplan who shortly before her 50th birthday traded in her biglaw job for her own firm which has since grown to lots of lawyers

Maybe you’ve attained professional and financial success in your legal career but still feel that there’s something missing. Or maybe you left the law to raise your family and regret never having done more with your law degree. It’s never too late to start a law firm and to become the lawyer you once dreamed of being. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.

Making The Most Of IP Conferences

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I’ve been to a lot of IP conferences over the years and have found some to be more useful than others. Still, at each one, I have learned something about IP, gained a valuable contact, or gained professional insights. Ultimately, I’ve always believed that in any endeavor, you get back what you put in and this maxim holds true for conferences. Here are seven tips for making the most out of IP-related conferences.

1) Choose your conferences wisely

After five conferences in eight weeks (four in the last five weeks), I am just about conferenced out. While not all the conferences I went to centered around IP, most had some relevance to the subject. Fortunately, I don’t have any more conferences on my calendar until the fall, but if I had to redo my summer schedule, I would have given more thought to which ones I attended (some required my attendance, others did not).

In choosing which conferences to attend, it’s important to prioritize. No one has unlimited time and resources to fly all over the country, so pick the ones that are most important to you. For some, particularly students and young professionals, going to broad IP conferences where you can have exposure to many types of IP specializations will be better. For others who are already deeply invested in a particular specialty, going to more focused conferences may be a better use of time. Pick conferences that have topics and speakers of interest.

If you’re invited to speak at a conference, find out ahead of time who else is on your panel and what the other sessions are. That can help you determine whether to accept the invitation.

2) Do your research

Following from #1, doing a little research on the conference is essential. A conference that is targeted to in-house counsel who do IP as part of, but not a majority of, their job duties, will be significantly different than one targeted on IP specialists. Likewise, one designed for academia will have vastly different programming than one for practitioners.

Additionally, it’s helpful to know what programs are on the agenda and who the speakers are ahead of time. Personally, I like to attend conferences where panels have a diversity of viewpoints — creators, rightholders, users — as well as diversity of speakers. While “manels” (and all white manels, at that) aren’t limited to the IP space, I’ve been to more than enough conferences where the lack of diversity is the first thought that springs to mind. It’s important to have diversity of viewpoints as I have no interest in attending conferences that serve as echo chambers and offer no true rigor or competing views. I also firmly believe that racial and gender diversity is fundamental and provides for better panels.

Some conferences offer pre-reading or have slides up ahead of time, which is very useful in preparing. Looking up the speakers ahead of time can help you determine what thoughts they have on the subject. You can often find YouTube videos of past speeches as well, which can give you an idea of their presentation styles and how much depth they go into.

3) Plan your conference schedule

Some of my favorite conferences unfortunately have competing programming. Sometimes, I want to attend three different sessions that are happening simultaneously. By doing advance research, you can figure out which speakers you’re most interested in. You can see if slides are up ahead of time to determine which sessions to attend and which to skip. Don’t automatically get sucked in by a catchy title! Some panels and sessions have what appear to be interesting titles, but the actual subject matter is dry or the speakers are hard to follow. If you’re an introvert, plan for breaks as well. Personally, I love the energy from conferences, but some of my colleagues feel drained by back-to-back sessions. If you fall into this bucket, give yourself the grace for self-care instead of feeling the pressure to attend every session and networking event.

4) Seek outside meetings ahead of time

Personally, I often find the highest value not in the programming of the actual conferences, but in the one-on-one, face-to-face interactions. Having been in the field for some time, I know that at any given conference, I’ll run into people who I’ve worked with before but live in different cities. To the extent possible, I find out who else is attending and try to meet up for coffee or dinner to catch up and learn about new projects or developments. While in the digital era it’s certainly easy to exchange emails or even participate in video conferencing, but nothing beats face-to-face communication. My own conference schedules fill up fairly quickly, so plan early if you can. When I was just starting out, I would often just introduce myself at the conference itself, but if there was someone I was particularly interested in meeting, it never hurts to send a cold email in advance. The worst that can happen is that the person ignores you, in which case you’ll still have the opportunity to introduce yourself at the conference.

5) Ask questions

Most panels have a Q&A session for the audience. Having a question prepared — because you’ve done your conference research, right? — can make it much easier to go up to the microphone and engage (thoughtful comments are also welcome, since most speakers will respond to comments). I like questions for two reasons. First, if you’re thinking about this issue, you’re probably not the only one. Plus, it gives you a bit of exposure and others may seek you out to follow up with you afterward. Additionally, audience questions are a gift to the speakers and moderators. I certainly feel there is a certain awkwardness when no one has any questions. Was the presentation too boring? Was anyone even paying attention? Finally, asking questions helps you stay engaged. Just don’t be a microphone hog.

6) Introduce yourself to speakers and attendees

Don’t be shy in introducing yourself to speakers. Tell them what you appreciated about their presentation or ask them to expand on a certain point. Ask for advice on a particular topic, including career advice. Ask if you can follow up with them. The Q&A portion is often not long enough or the conversation you want to have might diverge from the presentation topic. Making the most of IP conferences (or any conferences, really) means taking advantage of the great talent there. I’ve made numerous connections networking at conferences. And, don’t forget, it’s not just the speakers who can provide valuable insights and connections — attendees are there for a reason, so introduce yourself to others in the audience, make small talk at lunch, ask people you know for introductions. Take advantage of being at a conference in person.

7) Make time for those who want to meet you

Finally, I suggest making time for those who might want to meet you. This is a bit of a pay-it-forward moment, but if you’re a young practitioner, there may be law students who want advice. While I do like to have some meetings scheduled ahead of time, I often meet people at conferences who I want to have a more in-depth conversation with — or someone will introduce themselves to me and ask if I have time to chat. I am so grateful to those who make time for me and am more than happy to try to do the same for others.


Krista L. Cox is a policy attorney who has spent her career working for non-profit organizations and associations. She has expertise in copyright, patent, and intellectual property enforcement law, as well as international trade. She currently works for a non-profit member association advocating for balanced copyright. You can reach her at kristay@gmail.com.

Supreme Court Attempts To Lock-In Minority White Rule

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In the long arc of history, when an insular racial minority seeks to rule unchallenged over a larger racial majority, the polity devolves into unrest and war. That’s the lesson of colonialism, that’s the lesson of Rwanda. Racial minorities cannot indefinitely wield political and legal power without giving the larger population a fair chance at representation and legal protections. A political system is not high school, it cannot indefinitely survive in a state where the few people who wear the right jersey dominate over the many who wear different colors.

A polity can’t survive that way in the long term, at least. In the short-to-intermediate term, it can survive just fine. It is that short-term thinking that animates not just Chief Justice John Roberts and the rest of the conservatives on the Supreme Court, it’s also what animates Donald Trump and his legion of white supremacist supporters. Left unchallenged and unrevoked, Roberts’s decision today in Runcho v. Common Cause (a consolidated case looking at political gerrymandering in North Carolina and Maryland) will lead to violence. It will lead to violence just as surely as Dred Scott v. Sanford, decided in 1857, led to the outbreak of violence in 1860.

But the timing will be more forgiving than in Dred Scott, and Roberts likely theorizes he’ll be dead or overturned before the hot war he here invites convulses the country.

The problem Roberts (specifically) and white people (generally) face is that they are losing their numeric majority in this country. Most people now living will live to see America become a majority minority country. That demographic reality scares the crap out of some white people, mainly the ones who vote Republican. That white people are frightened is an empirical fact. Why they’re frightened is up for some debate. My view, for what it’s worth, is that white people have a habit of projecting their worst instincts onto everybody else. It’s hard for them to imagine being nonwhite, so they imagine that all nonwhite people would act like them, given the slightest chance. Sometimes that makes them think that we all secretly want to be like or marry Becky. In this context it makes them think that nonwhites won’t be coming for reparations, we’ll be coming for retribution.

It’s an irrational and unfounded fear, but the white people I’m talking about don’t listen to me no way. They’re afraid and they’re not about to take their diminished numerical status lying down. So they proceed to defend themselves from this browning threat in two ways.

One is the Trump way. It’s best embodied by the brutal ethnic cleansing he has set this country upon. Of course his white supporters are excited to see the Trump administration brutalize children; it’s the children’s fault, to their mind, that white people might not be numerically decisive anymore.

But that’s the stupid way. You can’t deport or kill enough brown people to make the white numbers hold up, unless you are willing to industrialize the terror. Thankfully, as of now, there just aren’t enough white people who are willing to go along with that.

So, as a backup for when Trump’s pogroms fail, we have the second way. That’s the Federalist Society’s way. The goal of the Federalist Society is not to exclude nonwhite people from the country — I mean, they’ll go along with that but they know that’s not really sufficient — it’s to limit the legal and political power of nonwhite people, so that even with a numerical advantage they can’t wield significant power. Thanks to Mitch McConnell, and the vestigial Electoral College bestowed upon us by earlier white supremacist rulers, that way has been far more successful than all of the terror tactics Trump and Steve Bannon and Stephen Miller have been able to dream up.

It is in that context, the protection of white rule even as a minority population, that we must understand John Roberts’s decision in the gerrymandering case. On its face, his ruling is a Kafkaesque nightmare that would appear merely misguided or ignorant. Roberts holds that political gerrymanders are non-justicible political questions. Instead, he thinks the political branches must decide how much gerrymandering is “too much.” The obvious problem with that is if the political process producers a gerrymander that is wholly unfair to one side or the other, than there is no political way to redress the situation. As Agent Smith might say: “What good is a phone call, when you are unable to speak, because I’ve changed the code and mapped your voice out of existence?”

Roberts’s decision is that his court and NO court can even weigh in on whether a “political” gerrymander is unconstitutional, which is actually worse than ruling that the political gerrymanders in front of him were constitutional. It makes literally every gerrymander that can be successfully argued as “political” not only legal, but unreviewable. That’s what makes it so dangerous. It’s one thing to say that “you have no rights to your vote in this case,” but Roberts is saying, “you have no rights to your vote if it’s gerrymandered away.” When you are being oppressed, and when you can’t even appeal to a higher authority, that’s when fights break out.

Roberts must know that his result is trash, so we have to look at the reason for that result. And as he explains it in his majority opinion, you can see the fear of minority status:

Partisan gerrymandering claims rest on an instinct that groups with a certain level of political support should enjoy a commensurate level of political power and influence. Explicitly or implicitly, a districting map is alleged to be unconstitutional because it makes it too difficult for one party to translate statewide support into seats in the legislature. But such a claim is based on a “norm that does not exist” in our electoral system—“statewide elections for representatives along party lines.” Bandemer, 478 U. S., at 159 (opinion of O’Connor, J.).

Partisan gerrymandering claims invariably sound in a desire for proportional representation. As Justice O’Connor put it, such claims are based on “a conviction that the greater the departure from proportionality, the more suspect an apportionment plan becomes.” Ibid. “Our cases, however, clearly foreclose any claim that the Constitution requires proportional representation or that legislatures in reapportioning must draw district lines to come as near as possible to allocating seats to the contending parties in proportion to what their anticipated statewide vote will be.” Id., at 130 (plurality opinion). See Mobile v. Bolden, 446 U. S. 55, 75–76 (1980) (plurality opinion) (“The Equal Protection Clause of the Fourteenth Amendment does not require proportional representation as an imperative of political organization.”).

You see it, right? The sneer at the “instinct that groups with a certain level of political support should enjoy a commensurate level of political power and influence.” It sounds like he’s writing a defense of majoritarian rights, but he’s not. Gerrymandering is not about the protection of majoritarian rights, it’s about the promotion of minority interests over and above what would be achieved from math-based geometry. As white people lose their numerical grip on the country, it will be these gerrymanders, the one Roberts refuses to let courts review, that will be the basis of white control in various states and in Congress, while the anachronistic “compromise” of two senators per state will do the work in the Senate and in presidential elections.

You can also see Roberts’s ultimate intent by which kind of gerrymandering he still wants the courts to be able to strike down. Political gerrymanders are unjusticiable, according to Roberts, but “racial” gerrymanders are not:

Unlike partisan gerrymandering claims, a racial gerrymandering claim does not ask for a fair share of political power and influence, with all the justiciability conundrums that entails. It asks instead for the elimination of a racial classification.

Well, that’s one way of putting it. Of course Mr. “Stop discriminating on the basis of race” Roberts here thinks that the goal of reviewing racial gerrymanders is the “elimination of racial classification.” But, ANOTHER way of looking at “racial” gerrymandering is: trying to ensure non-white representation in Congress when the white majority would rather you not have it. See, racial gerrymanders can be good, from the perspective of representation, or can be bad. You have to REVIEW IT to know. And Roberts is all here for that kind of review, because striking down gerrymanders that ensure black or Latino people have an opportunity to choose their own representatives is something that Roberts (and Clarence Thomas) desperately want to strike down.

The way Roberts has it set up, if Democrats want to make sure there are some districts where nonwhite representatives are likely to get elected, he can strike it down as an illegal “racial” gerrymander. But if Republicans want to move people around so that no nonwhite people are likely to be elected, no court can review it because it’s a “political” gerrymander.

And, that is exactly the way you’d set it up if your ultimate goal was to preserve white supremacy even in the face of minority status.

His plan will work, for a time, until it doesn’t. But one day, there will be a majority nonwhite population which is sick of being subjected to the rule of the white minority without fair representation. And when that day comes, y’all better hope that nonwhite people don’t act like white Americans have acted in the past when faced with taxation without representation.

Runcho v. Common Cause [Supreme Court]


Elie Mystal is the Executive Editor of Above the Law and a contributor at The Nation. He can be reached @ElieNYC on Twitter, or at elie@abovethelaw.com. He will resist.

Policy Inconsistency and Forex Thievery in Zimbabwe – The Zimbabwean

An illegal foreign currency trader counts notes at a local bus station in the capital Harare, Zimbabwe, November 18, 2016. Picture taken November 18, 2016. To match Insight ZIMBABWE-MUGABE/ REUTERS/Philimon Bulawayo

When in 2014 the then Zimbabwean government under the former President Mugabe introduced the bond coins in the pretext of providing change, little did Zimbabweans realize that it was the beginning of the disappearance of the United States dollar (USD) which people had gotten so accustomed to.

By November 2016 when the 2 Bond note was introduced to be followed by the 5 Bond note a month later, the USD effectively disappeared.

At first, withdrawals were half-bond, half-USD, and thereafter subsequently dwindled until they were all bonds. Interestingly to note was that Bond and USD withdrawals were done separately.

The Bond withdrawals were done using a withdrawal slip while the USD withdrawal was done using the ATM card. Later on, all this disappeared and everything was collated together into bond notes. For good measure, the Bond and USD was pegged at 1:1 so that it appeared natural for one to buy using a USD10 and above to be changed using the Bond.

However, under little circumstances could one get a USD change having bought using a Bond note.

This was daylight robbery.

Later on, supermarkets were seen hoarding the USD and slowly but surely, the USD disappeared from the market and became a scarce commodity for the general populace but a preserve for Osipatheleni (illegal money changers) and top government officials and those with such mentality.

Over time, the general populace got the shock of their life to realize that all their hard earned forex had turned into Bond notes.

At this juncture, I shall remind the readers of this blog that to open those accounts people had used forex and they were, therefore, foreign currency accounts. But later on, the account holders were told that those accounts were no longer forex accounts but had become Bond notes accounts. As to how they had overnight transformed into Bond notes only accounts, it is only Mangudya and the top ZANU-PF officials who know.

People were then told to open fresh accounts of forex called Foreign Currency Accounts (FCA) commonly known as the Nostro Accounts.

What is important however is to note that in each transitional period, the government most likely stole large sums of money from the poor masses. To prove that, one can make reference to the USD10 million dollars that was recovered by the soldiers from Ignatius Chombo’s house or the millions recovered at Kudzanayi Chipanga’s house during Operation Restore Legacy in November 2017 but whose fate was never made public.

One may not be far from the truth to conclude that the money that was stolen during that period may actually be the same money that was given to the illegal money changers (Osiphathelani) whom most of the unverified reports claim they are linked to top government officials.

From the above, it becomes substantial to conclude that more than a result of carelessness; the Zimbabwean economic crisis was most likely a deliberate creation by the government so that it legitimizes its ways of stealing from the general populace and I hereby hold it responsible for the long-suffering of the Zimbabwean people.

Moving on, and fast-forwarding to the 24 June 2019 banning of the multi-currency regime, it is not any different and the stealing is going to be massive this time around.

In this blog, however, I do not detail all the contents of S.I. 142 of 2019 and my interest is Section 3 (1) (a) and (b) of the instrument.

It reads: 3 (1) Nothing in section 2 shall affect –

(a) The opening or operation of foreign currency designated accounts, otherwise known as “Nostro FCA accounts”, which shall continue to be designated in the foreign currencies with which they are opened and in which they are operated, nor shall section 2 affect the making of foreign payments from such accounts;

(b) The requirement to pay in any of the foreign currencies referred to in section 2(1) duties of customs in terms of the Customs and Excise Act [ Chapter 23:02] that are payable on the importation of goods specified under that Act to be luxury goods, or, in respect of such goods, to pay any import or value-added tax in any of the foreign currencies referred to in section 2(1) as required by or under the Value Added Tax Act [Chapter 23:12 ].

Looking at the above, in all legal terms and honest, the act sounds good and promising, giving hope to the Nostro account holders.

But it coming from a government which is not known for keeping promises, it is only a matter of time before the Nostro account holders cry foul.

Again one will not be far from the truth to conclude that just like the introduction of bond notes in 2014, or any other financial/monetary policy before that or thereafter, this is just another way of this government to symphony money that they never worked for and that they do not deserve.

It was going to be better if the stolen money could be used to bring this tottering economy back to its feet but knowing the traits of those in charge, the money will be channelled to self-enrichment and other nonsensical ventures.

My point is that the earlier you withdraw your forex from these unreliable banks the better, and the earlier you caution those who are sending you forex to stop sending it the best. Zimbabwe should have its Zim-dollar than to reap where it did not sow.

In a nutshell, the black market is there to stay until this government completely reforms (if ever they are willing to).

As a parting shot, Osiphatheleni is there to stay as long as things are like this. It needs proper, serious and well-thought reforms, not these piecemeal and haphazard temporary measures that will do nothing than worsening a situation already in the decaying stage.

What Zimbabweans are rejecting is not the Zimbabwean dollar but useless money that does not buy anything and useless policies that are meant to enrich a few individuals and leave the masses suffering.

Why Zimbabwe has banned foreign currencies
ZANU-PF Needs the Opposition to Fix the Zimbabwe’s Crisis

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ZANU-PF Needs the Opposition to Fix the Zimbabwe’s Crisis – The Zimbabwean

Zimbabwean President Emmerson Mnangagwa and Zimbabwe’s Movement for Democratic Change (MDC) party leader Nelson Chamisa. (File, AFP)

Today nearly four out of every five Zimbabweans just about survives in absolute poverty. On average, Zimbabweans are poorer now than they were at independence in 1980. Informal employment is at 95% , which is why the civil service has more than doubled over the last ten years to 600,000 employees – this is the only place the government can create jobs.

Whole communities today live on less than 35 cents per person per day. In practice, this pays for a small dollop of maize, four leaves of vegetables, and a cap of cooking fat. We have a term for this, Tsaona, which means living by “accident”.

But the crisis Zimbabwe faces is no accident. This is a man-made calamity. Over the last 39 years of independence, ZANU-PF has presided over the disintegration of the productive sector of the economy. Driven by sheer incompetence, greed, and the need for regime survival, the party has completely destroyed a once thriving economy.

Firstly, industries closed in the face of government parties as opposed to foreign investment. Secondly, infrastructure failed to be maintained and no investments were made; even today, Zimbabwe continues to rely on the Kariba hydro-electric facility opened in 1959 by Queen Elizabeth II. Thirdly, the backbone of Zimbabwe’s economy was ripped out when the farming sector was politically redistributed through ill-planned and badly-executed land reform exercises, aimed not at the empowerment of citizens but the enrichment of elites. Fourthly, to paper over these deep problems and continue to make profits for the elites, monetary policy became a tool for further enrichment, resulting in Zimbabwe’s inflation reaching 500 billion percent.

In today’s Zimbabwe, the elites prosper, in spite of the misery, and because of mal-governance. They use their preferential access to dollars to arbitrage against other local, artificial digital currencies. Furthermore, they have created cartels that are able to entirely control the import and distribution of fuel coming into the country.

Meanwhile, the military and other favoured clients are offered mining concessions that are then parcelled out opaquely to friends, local and foreign. Finally, the government’s agricultural scheme, appropriately named “command agriculture”, amounts to a $4 billion private piggy bank used to finance everything from private vehicles to dowries.

ZANU-PF cannot realistically be expected to reform a system that it not only profits from but on which its rule depends. Future reform has to dismantle the corrupt political economy, whilst also expanding the productive sector.

The only time in the last four decades there has been a serious attempt at reform was during the Government of National Unity between 2009 and 2013, when I served as the Minister of Finance. During this period, three critical actions were introduced.

One, it was recognised that the government could not spend what it did not have. We described this as the “eat what you kill” philosophy. This immediately provided confidence and clarity to foreign investors and our international partners. Two, we dollarised the economy, thereby ridding the country of the opportunities for arbitrage against the inflating Zimbabwean currency. Three, we opened up the economy thereby incentivising the private sector.

Without governance and transparency, the only investors we will get in Zimbabwe are cowboys and opportunistic traders, a mafia by another name. Without political change and the necessary will, reform will only amount to empty words. As I often say, it’s just putting lipstick on a crocodile.

Major political, institutional, and socio-economic reforms are required in Zimbabwe. To achieve the confidence required to boost the productive sector, the country requires a transitional mechanism to implement agreed reforms and track economic revival.

Political dialogue should open the way for these long overdue and much-needed changes.

Moreover, the opposition should be incorporated into the government. This is our only choice of a more positive future. Only the opposition has the credibility to create such change.

Partners interested in the plight of Zimbabwe’s people, and not just short-term profiteering, should urge Zimbabwe’s government to the negotiating table. A failure to do so will be measured in a loss of hope and a grave humanitarian crisis which can only be met by increased state repression.

The main opposition Movement for Democratic Change (MDC) is ready to play its part in Zimbabwe’s recovery. The ball is now in the court of ZANU-PF and its supporters, foreign and local.

After Publicly Demanding His Accusers Sue Him, Dershowitz Is Arguing That His Accusers Have No Basis To Sue Him

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On March 2, 2019, Alan Dershowitz said that his “accusers are Virginia Roberts and Sarah Ransome… I hereby accuse my false accusers of committing the felony of perjury and challenge them to sue me for defamation.” Most plain readings of this statement assumed he was daring them to put their facts on the table so he could disprove them. Apparently, what he actually wanted was to make a technical argument about the statute of limitations time-barring their claims.

After a detour into a motion to disqualify Virginia Roberts Guiffre’s counsel, Dershowitz has moved to dismiss the defamation claims.

On the one hand, it’s unfair to assume someone should waive an opportunity to squelch a lawsuit out of the gate when they think there’s a good faith motion to dismiss. On the other hand, at some point you have to put your money where your mouth is when you’re publicly calling on people to sue you so you can prove they’re wrong. Do you want your day in court or not?

So the primary argument Dershowitz offers for bouncing this case is that despite making a number of recent statements — including the explicit claim quoted above — Dershowitz says he’s been calling her a liar for years so the claim is time-barred because everything he’s saying now is part of the same “publication” from when he went on TV in 2015.

New York has a one-year statute of limitations and it follows a “single publication” standard, meaning that publishing a story once begins the limitations period and even if additional copies are made down the road, the period is not reset. That doesn’t hold for a republication — if the speaker is repeating the claim and “the second publication is intended to and does reach a new group” then the period is reset. Examples might be “a morning and evening edition[] of a newspaper” or “a rebroadcast of a television show.”

Dershowitz claims that his recent appearances to defend himself by calling Virginia Guiffre a liar should be considered a single publication of his calling her a liar years ago. But that really hinges on the idea that his recent statements were not — to quote from a case that he cites — “an attempt to reach a new audience that the statement’s prior dissemination did not encompass.” Except, he says the reason he’s been speaking about this recently stems from a new Miami Herald story that renewed speculation about the case. So he’s saying that new people have started believing these allegations and that’s why he needs to make these public claims in his defense which… would seem to prove that he’s intending to reach a new audience that was not reached with the prior dissemination.

The case he cites here is actually interesting since it held that new articles repeating the prior claims posted on an internet news site couldn’t be a republication because the material on an accessible internet board is presumptively broadcast to the universe, which makes sense. But does a TV appearance — that isn’t readily accessible to anyone just banging around the internet — get the same leeway? It would seem that the Restatement claim that a rebroadcast of a television show constitutes republication would prove that it doesn’t, but it’s an argument.

Dershowitz’s secondary argument is that the First Amendment’s protections for self-defense — especially for a public figure — shield him from defamation here. There’s a pretty good case to be made that if someone is accused of rape, they get to call their accuser a liar. More complicated is if one can start making specific allegations about the accuser being involved in an extortion plot run by her attorneys. That pushes the envelope a little further and whether or not it pushes it too far will be up to Judge Preska.

Let’s see what this case has in store for us next.

(Check out the whole motion on the next page.)

Earlier: Some (Tentative) Good News For Alan Dershowitz… And Some More Bad News
Dershowitz’s Motion To Disqualify Boies Schiller Immediately Dumped For Hilarious Reason
Harvard Law School’s Dershowitz Moves To Disqualify Boies Schiller In Sex Trafficking Case
Dershowitz Wanted A Trial Over Sex Trafficking Accusations — He’s Getting One


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Vault Ranks The Best Summer Associate Programs (2020)

We’re nearly midway through summer associate season, and on-campus interviews begin in about a month at law schools across the country for next year’s crop of summer associates. What better time to release Vault’s closely watched rankings for the best summer associate programs?

Hot on the heels of Vault’s rankings of the most prestigious law firms and the law firms with the best quality of life comes the career website’s ranking of the best summer associate programs in Biglaw. Junior associates (first- through third-year attorneys) who summered at their current firms were asked to rank their experiences on how much fun the program was and how well it prepared them for life at the firm through six different categories (attorney interactions, substantive assignments, training & mentoring, preparation for associate life, quality of events, and satisfaction with firm-sponsored social opportunities and social interactions). From those ratings, Vault the best summer associate programs in three categories: Attorney Interactions, Career Development, and Social Experiences. It shouldn’t come as a surprise that many of the firms that made the Top 10 list for having the best quality of life made the Top 10 for having the best summer associate program.

There was a huge amount of movement in the Top 10 this year. Which firms made the cut? Without any further ado, here are the Top 10 Firms With the Best Summer Associate Programs based on Vault’s Annual Associate Survey for 2020:

  1. O’Melveny & Myers (no change)
  2. Orrick, Herrington & Sutcliffe (+7)
  3. Clifford Chance (US) (+5)
  4. Akin Gump Strauss Hauer & Feld (+11)
  5. Crowell & Moring (-2)
  6. Thompson & Knight (not ranked; first time in Top 10)
  7. Choate Hall & Stewart (+4)
  8. Eversheds Sutherland (US) (-6)
  9. White & Case (-3)
  10. Williams & Connolly (+10)

O’Melveny, Orrick, Clifford Chance, and Choate Hall each made appearances in the Top 10 for firms with the best quality of life. Let’s give these firms a round of applause for keeping their attorneys happy from their days as summers through their days as junior associates. (We’re sure their salary raises didn’t hurt, either.)

Here are the Top 3 Best Summer Programs for Attorney Interactions:

  1. Thompson & Knight
  2. Kilpatrick Townsend & Stockton
  3. O’Melveny & Myers

Here are the Top 3 Best Summer Programs for Career Development:

  1. O’Melveny & Myers
  2. Orrick, Herrington & Sutcliffe
  3. Crowell & Moring

Here are the Top 3 Best Summer Programs for Social Experiences:

  1. O’Melveny & Myers
  2. Fried, Frank, Harris, Shriver & Jacobson
  3. Thompson & Knight

Congratulations to all 50 of the Biglaw firms that made the latest edition of the Vault Best Summer Associate Program rankings. How did your firm do? Email us, text us at (646) 820-8477, or tweet us @atlblog to let us know how you feel.

Best Summer Associate Programs (2020) [Vault]


Staci ZaretskyStaci Zaretsky is a senior editor at Above the Law, where she’s worked since 2011. She’d love to hear from you, so please feel free to email her with any tips, questions, comments, or critiques. You can follow her on Twitter or connect with her on LinkedIn.