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5 Great Acts of Service for Attorneys on MLK Day (and Every Day)

On January 20, attorneys all over the country will have the day off in honor of civil rights hero Martin Luther King Jr. To honor this great man on this day, and throughout the year, here are five ways attorneys can provide acts of service, uphold the civic values of the profession, and use their training to fight for the civil rights issues of today. 

The projects highlighted below are hosted by the innovative online platform We the Action and most of them can be supported remotely, from anywhere in the country. To find pro bono projects close to home, check out Pro Bono Net’s map of volunteer opportunities in every state, or check in with your local bar association. 

  1. Advocate for Asylum Seekers in Bond Hearings. Many asylum seekers are kept in detention while they await their immigration court hearings, which can take months or years.  The Immigration Justice Campaign organizes pro bono attorneys to prepare bond motions and advocate for asylum seekers to be released at telephonic bond hearings. Volunteer here
  2. Fight Workplace Sexual Harassment. The Time’s Up Legal Defense Fund is looking for attorneys across the country to join a new Legal Network for Gender Equity so that workers who are facing sexual harassment can access legal resources and other help to fight their case. Volunteers will receive training on trauma informed advocacy and other legal issues. Sign up here
  3. Provide Local Counsel in Reproductive Rights Litigation. Access to reproductive healthcare is a critical civil right. Nationwide litigation requires the Center for Reproductive Rights to partner with local counsel all over the country. Volunteer here
  4. Represent Workers Fighting Deportation. Lawyers in immigration cases don’t need to be admitted in any specific jurisdiction, so remote immigration work can be a great way for pro bono attorneys to give back. The Mississippi Center for Justice will train attorneys to remotely represent workers who were arrested in August 2019 in the largest ever single-state immigration raid, hundreds of whom remain in detention as they fight deportation. Sign up here.  
  5. Translate Legal Information for Nonprofits & Aid Workers. Eliminating language barriers is crucial to helping people access their civil rights, benefits, and legal services. If you are a bilingual attorney, you can help the tech nonprofit Tarjimly provide translations for all kinds of legal documents. Get more information here

Finally, protecting the fundamental right to vote is vital work which all attorneys should support – especially in an election year. Sign up for Election Protection as a poll watcher or hotline volunteer, or to find out other ways you can help maintain election integrity in 2020. And remember, November 3 isn’t the only critical voting day this year – there are hundreds of primaries and local elections as well!

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Don’t Take A Walk In This Lawyer’s Shoes

What fictional attorney — who appeared on both television and the big screen — the personal lawyer of the local hospitality concern the “Great Northern,” was a devoted family man until his inner demons compelled him to kill his daughter and niece?

Hint: He could’ve been caught earlier if people checked the log more.

See the answer on the next page.

Turns Out Withholding Foreign Aid For Domestic Political Advantage Is Illegal After All

Timing is everything! Just as Chief Justice Roberts is being sworn in for Trump’s impeachment trial, the non-partisan Government Accountability Office is here to officially label his conduct a crime. In a report issued this morning, the GAO found that Trump’s hold on congressionally-allocated defense funds for Ukraine, implemented by the Office of Management and Budget, was an illegal violation of the Impoundment Control Act.

Faithful execution of the law does not permit the President to substitute his own policy priorities for those that Congress has enacted into law. OMB withheld funds for a policy reason, which is not permitted under the Impoundment Control Act (ICA). The withholding was not a programmatic delay. Therefore, we conclude that OMB violated the ICA.

Donald Trump will shortly be tried in the Senate for withholding defense funding from Ukraine while his personal attorneys and fixers were leaning on that country’s government to announce an investigation of Joe Biden. We’ve all “Read the Transcript!”, as we have so frequently been exhorted by the President’s Twitter feed, so we’ve all seen him ask President Volodymyr Zelenskyy to “do us a favor, though” while choking off desperately needed cash to fend off the Russian army.

The White House and Office of Management and Budget insist that the delay was necessary for Donald Trump, who has long inveighed against the unfairness of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act’s ban on paying bribes overseas, to satisfy himself that Ukraine is a worthy recipient of American largesse. (Never mind that almost all of it was coming right back to us because it was earmarked for arms purchases from U.S. manufacturers.)

OMB staffers claim that the nine “temporary holds” they placed on the Ukraine funds were merely “programmatic,” and so, as long as the money was eventually spent during the fiscal year, that no reporting to congress of unspent money was needed. The Pentagon disagreed, and as the summer wore on, the Defense Department grew increasingly frantic that they wouldn’t be able to get the money out the door in time and it would wind up back in the Treasury. Then they’d have some serious ‘splainin’ to do!

And if wading through dozens of pages of emails where OMB’s national security program director Michael Duffey bullies the Pentagon’s chief auditor, Elaine McCusker is your thing, then Just Security has got you covered.

Truly, the September 9th nastygram where Duffey tried to pin the blame on the DOD was a masterwork of blame-shifting fuckery.

DUFFEY: If you have not taken these steps, that is contrary to OMB’s direction and was your decision not to proceed. If you are unable to obligate the funds, it will have been DoD’s decision that cause any impoundment of funds.

McCUSKER: You can’t be serious. I am speechless.

But it turns out McCusker was right all along, as the GAO reported today:

OMB’s assertions have no basis in law. We recognize that, even where the President does not transmit a special message pursuant to the procedures established by the ICA, it is possible that a delay in obligation may not constitute a reportable impoundment. However, programmatic delays occur when an agency is taking necessary steps to implement a program, but because of factors external to the program, funds temporarily go unobligated. This presumes, of course, that the agency is making reasonable efforts to obligate. Here, there was no external factor causing an unavoidable delay. Rather, OMB on its own volition explicitly barred DOD from obligating amounts. [Internal statutory citations omitted.]

Surely OMB staff are duly chastened and will resolve to cooperate with congress and ensure its spending power under the constitution faces no further encroachment.

Just kidding. These guys flatly refused to cooperate with the GAO and will keep stonewalling oversight forever. But if things don’t go their way in November, they might want to think about lawyering up.

And who says Admin Law’s not SEXY!

Decision: Office of Management and Budget—Withholding of Ukraine Security Assistance
Exclusive: Unredacted Ukraine Documents Reveal Extent of Pentagon’s Legal Concerns

Is Blockchain the Future of Zimbabwe Insurance? – The Zimbabwean

Blockchain and bitcoin may seem like a married couple for those outside of tech circles. Without blockchains there would be no bitcoin, no crypto forums, no exchange platforms from the likes of Luno and their whole bitcoin experience would be unheard of.

In reality, blockchain is not married to bitcoin, rather bitcoin is one child of bitcoin – and dependent on it. That is because blockchains are a standalone technology that do more than power a new financial revolution. It has already been utilised to prevent car fraud, assign music royalties and prevent development aid fraud. Blockchains typify the Fourth Industrial Revolution which tears up the rulebook and offers a whole other way of doing things.

Another area that blockchain may be influencing is insurance. Blockchains may be the future of insurance in Zimbabwe too.

A Blockchain Recap

Blockchain technology is as the name suggests a chain of blocks with each block representing a piece of information. Once the information has been added to the chain, it cannot be changed and will always be visible to anyone consulting the blockchain. Blockchains are completely secure and publicly available. The information added can be any type of data from a transaction to something else. This is what makes them a viable option for different industries.

Current Problems with Zimbabwe Insurance

One of the major issues concerning insurance companies in Zimbabwe is that they are inefficient. This is a reflection of the country’s slow uptake in technological advancements. Another issue is that many Zimbabweans do not have access to financial services and insurance companies only target elite groups rather than the majority of the population.

There have been some improvements since the Insurance Council of Zimbabwe (ICZ) addressed the situation. They have steadily moved processes away from paper documentation to digitalised storage, and thus speeding up those inefficient processes. Simultaneously blocking questionable firms that were only offering to insure vehicles with paper documentation.

The Next Step? Blockchain

By only just witching to digital documentation, it could be argued that the Zimbabwe insurance industry has only just had its Third Industrial Revolution. Asking them to now have a fourth in quick succession by using blockchains may be a challenge, but it does offer some benefits:

  • Blockchains will make sharing data easier and speed up processing times to tackle the industry’s reputation at being slow and frustrating
  • Blockchains will secure up the industry and prevent rogue firms from rejecting claims or accounts – a build from the removal of paper documentation
  • Blockchains cater to a more digital-savvy society developing among younger people in Zimbabwe who may want insurance but not be aware of their options

Blockchain technology is again proving that it has more uses outside of cryptocurrency. Although bitcoin may be its biggest success, no industry can seem to escape a revolution based on the use of blockchains.

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Let’s Make the Next Decade in the Legal Profession Less Disappointing Than the Last



On the dawn of a new decade in the legal profession, I should be excited about the future.  As Bob Ambrogi optimistically writes,  there is much to celebrate from a surge in startups, the upending of the WEXIS duopoly, and a push towards regulatory reforms to allow for outside ownership of law firms.  Social media, which was barely a blip on the profession’s radar back at the turn of the decade when I joined forces with Nicole Black to write Social Media for Lawyers: the Next Frontier is now an integral component of most lawyers’ marketing plans.  The advancements of the past decade have touched me personally too; without technology in all its glorious forms, I would never have had the career that I have had, nor have been able to work from home on my own schedule when it mattered the most.

Yet the more things change, the more they stay the same.  I’d characterize most of the last decade in the legal profession as derivative rather than disruptive.  In other words, we’ve seen the adoption of technology to replicate tasks that we do as lawyers rather than change the need for those tasks all together.  Think about it. The cloud has replaced paper file cabinets – it has not obviated the need for lawyers to retain files – and in many instances, original copies.  Social media and websites replace print ads and the yellow pages first blessed by Bates v. State Bar of Arizona but they haven’t significantly changed the way that consumers go about finding lawyers. Various programs make it easier to comply with trust accounting requirements – but lawyers are still subject to these onerous and anachronistic rules for trust accounts that aren’t needed in a 21st century cache and carry, e-payment world.

I’m not suggesting that any of these tools – law practice management, online marketing or even trust-account compliant e-payment systems aren’t necessary. They’ve made thousands of lawyers’ lives easier. But seriously, how many copycat law practice management products or another AI-powered marketing tools or e-payment tools for lawyers do we really need?  The additional market entrants aren’t reducing the costs; in fact, it seems as if the cost of law practice management platforms has increased over the past decade even with more players in the field. And many of the platforms still don’t have all the bells and whistles that solos and smalls need, thus necessitating the integration of other tools so that by the end of the day, some firms may be paying hundreds of dollars for practice management or intake and marketing. Moreover, many of the lawyer-side tools that have come on the market in the latter part of the decade aren’t particularly innovative – and there are already dozens of less expensive tech tools built for small businesses that work equally well. When I see investment going into legal products that are simply more of the same, that’s not innovation. It’s simply a play for low-hanging, low-risk fruit. 

As frequent readers know, my wrath is uniquely reserved for services like LawPay or the myriad of “form-filling” services (some built for lawyers, others for clients) that simplify and reduce the cost of compliance with complex regulatory requirements (respectively, lawyer trust accounting and divorce, probate, small biz incorporations or nearly any other type of legal filing) but do little to evaluate whether technology advances might obviate the need for this complexity to begin with. Although granted, these tools are necessary now, and have enabled many solos and smalls to compete and offer unbundled and low-cost services, my fear is that at some point, these tools will entrench overly complex and unnecessary systems (like trust accounting) when we should always be evaluating how we can use technology to simplify or eliminate archaic practices. 

For me – and I’d agree with Bob Ambrogi here – the most promising  innovations of this decade have come from products like Casetext’s CARA which created a legal research tool that never existed in any form before,  or tools like DocketBird  or Docket Alarm that give practicing lawyers a way to finally glean value from the millions of cases in the PACER data system, which remain shrouded from view in practical obscurity due to the absence of a sensible search engine.  What’s more, these tools are also priced at a fraction of the cost of their monopolistic predecessors.

Another one of my beefs with the purported reforms of the past decade arises out of the cognitive dissonance between the efforts to expand access to justice by relaxing rules on law firm ownership on the one hand while tightening the vise of ethics rules applicable to lawyer marketing on the other.   For example, late in the decade, California moved to reduce restrictions to allow persons or businesses other than a lawyer or law firm to render legal services. Yet at the same time, nearly a half-dozen states determined that Avvo Answers – which would collect a percentage of a flat fee paid to a lawyer to answer a question – constituted impermissible fee splitting. So in other words, a New York consumer can seek advice from a California bot without issue but is prohibited from paying $39 through a platform to consult a bonafide lawyer because Avvo would receive a cut of the payment (just like a bank receives a cut of a client’s credit card payment). Where’s the logic in that?

Meanwhile, with hacking and cybersecurity breaches and deep fakes on the rise, ethics regulators are still treating these issues as quaint little ethics problems related to client confidentiality or preservation of client property rather than a huge can of worms that could expose clients to identity theft and other harms and give rise millions of dollars of exposure for lawyers for data breach claims. Earth to regulators: security is too big an issue for you to manage. Step away from the console and allow agencies like the FTC –which have the institutional knowledge and resources to keep abreast of security risks and bring enforcement actions against perpetrators — run this show.  Instead, ethics regulators are better off devoting their time get their own house in order

As we approach the next decade there’s so much more work to be done.  Just a few examples.  We now stand twenty percent of the way through the 21st century – yet many courts STILL haven’t adopted e-filing. That’s utterly shameful.  We currently have the ability to use technology to transcribe trials and depositions – yet our system remains beholden to the court reporter lobby that effectively imposes a tax of anywhere between $1000 and $10,000 on every litigant who must obtain deposition transcripts for trial or trial transcripts for appeal. What a sad embarrassment.  And honestly, I can’t recall the last time I heard the ABA or another large bar association to lobby for new laws that would obviate the need for court-reported transcripts.  That’s just as shameful as not using the tech to begin with.

Not surprisingly, ethics rules rank high on my 2020 decade reform agenda.  The ABA’s Ethics 2020 Initiative that kicked off in 2010 was an utter waste – with significant issues left unresolved and a handful of tepid scriveners’ changes by the end of the decade that merely ratified the obvious. As a result, ethics rules still remain hopelessly out of date.  Today’s rules must reflect the needs of today’s sophisticated and empowered consumers instead of treating them like a bunch of helpless dolts  easily deceived by an online testimonial or review,  or who would prefer to trek to a brick and mortar office instead of being able to work with lawyers virtually from the convenience of their own home.  

Further, when it comes to ethics reforms, vendors ought to be out fighting for them front and center instead of foisting the risks of a newfangled system off on the solo and small law firms who use the systems.  In this regard, kudos go to the next-gen legal research companies like Casetext and particularly Fastcase which have put their money where their mouth is  when it comes to taking steps to democratize the law and reduce the cost and increase the quality of legal research.  But despite the optimism from academics who haven’t practiced law about the prospect for and benefits of outside ownership to promote access to justice, frankly, I don’t see any change coming this decade unless (1) there’s a way for companies to make a buck off these services and (b) a vendor or other deep-pocketed entity mounts a serious anti-trust challenge to resolve the regulatory uncertainty that hinders real innovation.

Another disappointment of the last decade was the continued harping on the absence of women lawyers from the ranks of big law. Technology has been a great equalizing force for women, enabling many of us to continue our careers and become leaders in our field without missing a beat while parenting. Yet technology hasn’t seemed to make a difference for women at biglaw – and I quickly lost patience with any hope of change. Recall that way back in 2007, I pondered whether women should attempt to rescue biglaw from rampant sexism or leave and start fresh.

And thirteen years later, that same question remains. We still see story after story  lamenting the absence of women partners at biglaw. And we still ignore  the accomplishments and example of the thousands of women who are killing it as captains of their own practice. Why do we continue to exalt biglaw as the be all and end all of legal careers when it treats women as it does? Instead of focusing on reform at biglaw but still worshipping the institution, let’s turn the tables entirely and start respecting and encouraging women owned law firms as a bonafide career choice.  That is how we disrupt and change.

As a final note, the start of this new decade fills me with nostalgia because it will probably be my last decade of blogging at MyShingle and practicing law To my colleagues who have been around as long as I have, if not longer, we need to laying the groundwork to step aside and open the gates for the next generation. Once upon a time, crusty old curmudgeons and aged corner-office partners had the ear of the younger generation in the profession. And truth be told, though as a young lawyer, I eagerly waited for the day that my word would be gospel, I’ve since realized that my experience of starting a law firm 25 years ago when there really weren’t many young women doing it doesn’t resonate in a world of stratospheric law school debt and the availability of so many other kinds of legal career choices – from JD-preferred legal ops and compliance to legal tech to staff attorney positions and online communities that provide information and support. My relevance and that of my contemporaries is diminishing – and  that’s a good thing  – something to celebrate, not fear or lament.  

Nevertheless, there is one thing that lawyers of my generation can do to ensure that change progresses. Instead of continuing to run our mouths and insisting on dominating the conference circuits, we can burn. it. down. Some of us enjoyed immense success over the course of our careers under the old system, others of us have felt the disappointment in the lack of progress. But we have had careers, many of us have earned stellar reputations and we have nothing to lose.  We can be the test cases that will move the system forward.  We can be the risk takers, the trail blazers, the speaker-outers who can afford to put our licenses on the line in the name of real reform and leave a real and lasting legacy behind. 

The last decade started full of promise for change in the legal profession but in my view, fell short of its potential.  Let’s use this next decade to do better.  Who’s with me?

Cops Embarrass Themselves With Arrest Warrant For Odell Beckham Jr.

(Photo by Bobby Ellis/Getty Images)

If you’re the sort of awful person that hates Odell Beckham Jr. for taking a boat trip, then we’ve got a story for you!

The Browns wideout was in New Orleans as his alma mater won the college national championship and as part of the locker room festivities he slapped a guy on the ass. For an adult with a fully formed sense of self this would fit right into the celebratory atmosphere. At worst, one might offer a “hey man, not cool” and move on. But the New Orleans police are not moving on because OBJ’s butt pat landed on a cop so they want the receiver arrested.

OBJ with another one-handed grab.

Why have America’s police — the people who are supposed to have the mental and physical toughness to protect society — becoming the sonwflakiest snowflakes of all? They got a Starbucks manager fired for daring to make a joke which was ridiculous enough before another cop got caught lying about a copycat coffee cup. You have guns! Suck it up!

But in case you thought it was a black eye for New Orleans law enforcement that they even sought this battery warrant it’s so much worse:

Of course they tried to make this a gay thing. But, as everyone knows the law doesn’t sustain such a charge as long as the defendant yells, “no homo” at any point. It’s a little known provision of the Napoleonic Code they use down there.

Where were the prosecutors on this? Because the prosecutors are the professionals who are supposed to temper the “coulda from the shouldna” when it comes to wasting public money prosecuting technical violations that would make the city a laughing stock if ever brought.


HeadshotJoe Patrice is a senior editor at Above the Law and co-host of Thinking Like A Lawyer. Feel free to email any tips, questions, or comments. Follow him on Twitter if you’re interested in law, politics, and a healthy dose of college sports news. Joe also serves as a Managing Director at RPN Executive Search.

Boring Man Going To Prison While The Cool Kids Swill Champagne Safe From Extradition

Harvard Law School Students Protest Paul Weiss Recruiting Event

Years ago, students chatting during the precious breaks in on-campus interviewing cattle calls would ponder who among them would really be interviewing with Chadbourne & Parke. The now-deceased firm — sucked up into the Norton Rose Fulbright megalith — was on everyone’s radar as one of the firms representing big tobacco against allegations that the company had willfully deceived the public about health risks for decades. Everyone may deserve an attorney, but not everyone deserves you as an attorney, and for law students at elite schools back then, future lawyers that every law firm would love to have, this was an opportunity to exert some social pressure on a firm tying its bottom line to a public health crisis of the client’s own making.

A couple of decades down the road, law students are taking a page from the past and upping the ante. Last night, law students at HLS staged a protest at a Paul Weiss recruiting event demanding the firm drop Exxon as a client, arguing that Paul Weiss attorneys have facilitated Exxon’s efforts to undermine climate change action. From the group’s press release:

As law students and firm partners mingled at the upscale reception with glasses of wine and hors d’oeuvres, a representative from Paul, Weiss began to address the room. Within seconds, a group of students unfurled a banner reading “#DropExxon” and began chanting over the firm’s speaker. “We, students of Harvard Law School, will not work for you as long as you work for ExxonMobil. Our future is on fire, and you are fanning the flames. If you want to recruit us, then drop Exxon and join us in fighting for a livable future.”

After continuing to fill the reception with chants and songs for 15 minutes, the law students left the room to rally with fellow students and community members who had come together outside the reception to show their support for the action.

The protest in the room ended after 15 minutes as the students moved outside to join more students, including the activists involved in the Yale-Harvard football protest. The organizers are in touch with students at other elite law schools and suspect that this is only the beginning of the high visibility protests against the firm’s fossil fuel work.

“This is a do-or-die moment in human history,” said Aaron Regunberg, a first-year student at Harvard Law School and former Rhode Island state representative. “We have just a few years left to rein in corporate polluters and address the climate crisis. This firm’s enabling of corporations like Exxon to continue blocking climate action and evading accountability for their malfeasance is, simply put, not compatible with a livable future.”

Paul Weiss is certainly not the only firm representing entities like Exxon with a long history pushing regressive positions in environmental litigation, but the reputation Paul Weiss carries in the legal industry is one reason why the protest focused on that firm first. Paul Weiss is known for its liberal lean and high profile pro bono efforts, making the firm one of the most likely to respond to direct action from top-tier law students. While some firms would respond to a protest like this by releasing the hounds and then spend the rest of the night building a styrofoam bonfire to own the libs, Paul Weiss values its role as a bridge between its corporate clients and a conscience. It’s part of their DNA!

This is exactly why the firm got more public flack over its lack of a diverse partner class while other firms with worse track records fly under the radar — part of accepting the mantle as a socially conscious firm is accepting criticism when tensions arise. When it comes to diversity in the partnership, Paul Weiss responded this year.

Will the firm respond to this protest the same way?


HeadshotJoe Patrice is a senior editor at Above the Law and co-host of Thinking Like A Lawyer. Feel free to email any tips, questions, or comments. Follow him on Twitter if you’re interested in law, politics, and a healthy dose of college sports news. Joe also serves as a Managing Director at RPN Executive Search.