Defendant Acquitted After Flinging His Own Poop At Judge

Late last week, a criminal defendant in Florida had a rather unexpected outburst just before closing arguments were set to begin in his burglary trial. Dorleans Philidor, 33, apparently defecated in his pants and threw his own excrement at the judge, all the while exclaiming, “It’s protein! It’s good for you!”

This is not the shit that you expect to see go down in court on a regular basis.

No jurors were in the room when Philidor flung his feces at Judge Lisa Walsh, who luckily went untouched by the poop because a bailiff told her to run. Allen Rios, a witness who captured the debacle on his Instagram account, said, “It was intense. The corrections officers and police officers were swarming. Like 60 of them. They told everyone to leave and you couldn’t go back in. It was a hazardous area.”

Click here to see the crazy video clip that was taken by Rios.

The Miami Herald has the details on what happened next:

Walsh was not deterred. As courtroom 2-10 was shut down for cleaning, the judge moved the closing arguments to another courtroom upstairs late Friday morning, according to spokeswoman Eunice Sigler.

Jurors deliberated Friday afternoon for about one hour — then found Philidor not guilty of the crime. He won’t be getting out of jail, however, because he is still facing a separate trial in a grand-theft auto case.

It’s unclear if he will face charges related to the courtroom attack.

Something like this could only happen in Florida.

A burglary suspect threw his own feces at a Miami judge. Then, the jury acquitted him. [Miami Herald]


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Mega Biglaw Firm Eliminating Staff Positions And More Cuts Could Be On The Way

Baker McKenzie has eliminated 46 staff positions — all in the London office in professional and business roles — and another 33 jobs are still at risk as part of a firm-wide assessment. As reported by American Lawyer, a total of 97 roles were placed under review by the firm. Eighteen employees in those positions resigned, and 46 have been eliminated so far (15 were identified as redundant, while there remain 31 cut altogether). The remaining 33 jobs, which are across the human resources, finance, business development, marketing and communications, and knowledge management departments, are still at risk.

The firm offered the following statement on the cuts:

“The ongoing review in London is part of the firm’s three-year global reorganization of our professional business services functions, which includes the creation of new roles, growth in our service centers and investments in new technologies and new services,” a firm spokesperson said in a statement.

“We are grateful to our people in London and globally for their engagement, professionalism and patience throughout this process to date,” the statement said. “We continue to work with those still in roles at risk and in cases where suitable alternative roles are unavailable will offer an enhanced redundancy package.”

Another big change on the way for the London office is smaller — though potentially nicer — digs:

“Like every law firm, we’ve concluded we can probably do with less space,” a London partner at the firm said. “One option is to refurbish the current building and add another floor on top, but everyone would like to move to a nice shiny office. We’re in a good location but the space is tired, and clients want the wow factor.”

Baker McKenzie is reportedly looking to downsize its office space by 10,00 sq. ft.


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Nebraska Murder Defendant Slashes Own Throat

In fairness, I had no idea what kind of stock image I was even supposed to be looking for with this story. (Image via Getty)

If this happened on a television courtroom drama, you’d criticize the writers for being overly dramatic.

Aubrey Trail was on trial in Nebraska, charged with first-degree murder for the killing and dismemberment of a 24-year-old victim. During the proceedings, Trail appeared to slash his own throat with an unidentified object.

Trail shouted out: ““Bailey is innocent and I curse you all.” He then fell out of his wheelchair bleeding. Trail was taken to a hospital and, I believe, remains alive.

“Bailey” is Bailey Boswell, who is also charged with murder. Boswell was living with Trail at the time of the crime and prosecutors think that Boswell lured the victim out on a date through the Tinder app, and at the very least contributed to the dismemberment.

So… I’m gonna, like, leave behind the gruesome details and try to think about this like a lawyer. Does a courtroom “exoneration” from a co-defendant, prior to that defendant attempting to kill himself, carry a lot of weight in the prosecutor’s office? Is that the kind of thing that changes one’s theory of the case?

I don’t think so. I mean, the man said “Bailey is innocent,” which doesn’t nearly begin to answer the outstanding questions about Boswell’s culpability. According to the news report, prosecutors have Boswell setting up a Tinder date with the victim. The day of the date was the last day the victim was seen. Boswell was living with Trail. Trail just kind of, sort of admitted to killing her. Prosecutors say they have Trail and Boswell at Home Depot buying… dismemberment tools. And they have Boswell resetting the victim’s phone to factory settings.

I don’t know what Boswell is “innocent” of. Did he not strike the killing blow? I’m glad Trail apparently survived his attempted suicide, because I’m sure prosecutors still have more questions for him.

Nebraska murder suspect slashes his own throat in court [NBC News]


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Zimbabwe labour group threatens protests over ban on foreign currencies – The Zimbabwean

25.6.2019 17:01

HARARE (Reuters) – Zimbabwe’s largest labour body on Tuesday threatened protests over the government’s decision to ban the use of foreign currencies and make the interim currency the sole legal tender.

Peter Mutasa

“If the government does not reverse this ruinous policy immediately and announce U.S. dollar salary payments, we will immediately mobilise workers for mass action,” Zimbabwe Congress of Trade Unions (ZCTU) president Peter Mutasa told a news conference.

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Don’t hold your breath: Zim business on foreign currency ban – The Zimbabwean

A protester opposed to the introduction of bond notes burns a Zim dollar note. (Memory Mataranyika)

Reacting to the new measures, which saw the Zimbabwean government outlaw the use of foreign currency for conducting local transactions, some said what government had done was not consistent with promises it had been making in recent months.

Lack of trust

“The feeling is that there is lack of trust between the authorities and business,” Zimbabwe National Chamber of Commerce (ZNCC) chief executive Christopher Mugaga said. “As ZNCC we had a meeting, a fortnight ago, with the Reserve Bank governor, and at no point did he ever try to hint the pending introduction of a new currency.

“So that’s a dishonest engagement with business because what it means is that our proposals were ignored, so there is mistrust. The result is that business will not have confidence in the new measures,” said Mugaga.

Competitiveness

Another business body, the Confederation of Zimbabwe Retailers, was, however, urging its members to embrace the new measures as “these will further improve competitiveness.”

“The country has got to move on and embrace its own currency and have independence in monetary policy formulation and implementation,” Confederation of Zimbabwe Retailers (CZR) president Denford Mutashu said.

He added, however, that there was a need to “quickly work on confidence building measures around the new currency and also deal with the political side of the economy by putting national interests ahead of own personal aggrandisement, egos and gains/benefits.

“Zimbabwe first,” he said.

Restraint and prudence 

“The CZR further urges the RBZ to exercise restraint and prudence with the printing machine to safeguard the value of the Zim dollar, while the ministry of finance should desist from inconsistent policy pronouncements that has dented trust and confidence in the past.

“Further measures should be a product of continued consultations and engagement while the inclusive approach is encouraged forthwith,” said Mutashu.

Economist John Robertson said there was still “confusion” and called on business to “exercise caution”.

“We have to wait a few days for all of the inconsistencies in the new policy to be worked out and there could be amendments to the statements made on Monday because some of them cannot work.

Many businesses will be forced to close if they were not able to earn the money which they need to replace their stocks,” Robertson said.

He added: “I am suggesting that everybody wait for a couple of days before taking a decision on what to do, because it could be expensive to try to readjust and then see further changes in the next few days.”

Zimbabwe labour group threatens protests over ban on foreign currencies
Zimbabwe eyes business chances at China-Africa Economic and Trade Expo

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Zimbabwe eyes business chances at China-Africa Economic and Trade Expo – The Zimbabwean

File photo shows a visitor views an artwork at the second Belt and Road Afro-Sino Art Exchange Exhibition in National Gallery of Zimbabwe in Harare, Zimbabwe, April 29, 2019. (Xinhua/Chen Yaqin)

Established under the framework of the Forum on China-Africa Cooperation as a new mechanism for economic and trade cooperation between China and African countries, the expo is scheduled for June 27-29 in central China’s Hunan Province.

James Manzou, permanent secretary in the Ministry of Foreign Affairs and International Trade, told Xinhua in an interview that the southern African country is looking at forging strong economic and trade ties with China, particularly anchored on its vast potential in the agriculture, mining and tourism sector, the mainstay of the country’s economy.

He said there were opportunities for cooperation with China on growing some of the crops in the country for export.

“We have agricultural products that China can grow here because we have a beautiful climate which is very good for agriculture,” he said.

China has been the biggest buyer of Zimbabwe’s tobacco for several years, and has also been a major funder of the production of the crop through contract farming.

Manzou said there were also other potential areas of trade and economic cooperation between the two countries, including in mining and tourism.

“There are a number of Chinese companies already operating in our mining sector but tourism is also a low hanging fruit as you saw with the recent visit of Chinese tourists that came to Zimbabwe,” he said.

Zimbabwe National Chamber of Commerce chief executive Takunda Mugaga said the trade expo was important for Zimbabwe to showcase its trade and economic potential.

“A platform like the expo is important for Zimbabwe in particular, knowing the infrastructure deficit the country is currently facing,” he said.

He noted the dearth of foreign direct investment into the country due to frosty ties with multilateral financial institutions requires Zimbabwe to fully exploit trade opportunities with China.

“I think it’s a very good platform to try to attract very good investors, especially from the infrastructure side of the Chinese,” Mugaga said.

The African Union Commission also hailed the expo and said it will present huge trade and economic opportunities especially for Africa which was moving towards a single, integrated free trade zone through the African Continental Free Trade Area (AfCFTA) which entered into force in May this year.

“The Chinese investors can come and scout for opportunities in the AfCFTA. They can come and produce goods in Africa for the African market and the rest of the world,” senior expert in the African Union Commission’s Department of Trade and Industry Khauhelo Mawana told Xinhua.

Said Adejumobi, the United Nations Economic Commission for Africa (UNECA) Southern Africa Office director, hailed the launch of the expo as a platform that will further boost trade and economic ties between the two sides.

He told Xinhua that the expo will provide Zimbabwe and other African countries with an opportunity to explore trade and economic opportunities in the vast Chinese market.

“It’s an opportunity to expose the goods and services. It’s an opportunity to broker networks, form partnerships and to really be able to learn lessons from the Chinese experiment,” Adejumobi said.

He said Zimbabwe should also clamor for more Chinese investment in the manufacturing sector, especially the textile industry.

Trade between China and Zimbabwe stood at 1.3 billion U.S. dollars in 2018, with Zimbabwe enjoying a trade surplus of 445 million dollars with the Asian country.

Chinese ambassador to Zimbabwe Guo Shaochun said the country wishes to expand trade scale with Zimbabwe and help Zimbabwe reconstruct its economy.

“We hope Zimbabwe can actively participate in the first China-Africa trade expo. It’s a great opportunity for Zimbabwe to show the advantages of its products to Chinese buyers,” Guo said.

Don’t hold your breath: Zim business on foreign currency ban
Zimbabwe Dollar Returns, a Decade After It Became Worthless

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Zimbabwe Dollar Returns, a Decade After It Became Worthless – The Zimbabwean

The central bank said that effective immediately, currencies including the U.S. dollar and the South African rand, in use since 2009, will no longer be accepted as legal tender. A local quasi currency known as bond notes, which was introduced in 2016 but can’t trade outside the country, and their electronic equivalent, the RTGS dollar, will now be known as the Zimbabwe dollar.

The authorities had abandoned the Zimbabwe dollar after inflation reached an estimated 500 billion percent in 2008, according to the International Monetary Fund. While the country has since used a basket of currencies from the continent and abroad as well as bond notes and the RTGS$, some government departments and agencies have until recently demanded payment in the greenback.

The central bank made it clear in its announcement that money held in foreign-currency accounts will not be affected, but the step will be greeted with alarm and memories of the lives wrecked and pensions and savings lost in 2008. Recollections of what effectively became a barter economy in a country where a suitcase full of bank notes was needed to purchase a pair of jeans will be hard to erase.

The central bank also announced a series of other measures, including raising the rate on its overnight window to 50% from 15%, to buttress the currency.

“Any attempt by the officials to bring a new currency would require confidence,” said Jee-A van der Linde, an economist at NKC African Economics in Paarl, South Africa. “People aren’t sure that there’s something backing the currency. There’s no way that something like this will be maintained. People will not trust the currency. It will promote more off-market activity even more if that’s possible.”

In February, the central bank introduced the RTGS$ and said it and bond notes would no longer be pegged to the U.S. currency. This precipitated a rapid depreciation in both the newly introduced interbank rate and the black-market value. Inflation, at 97.9%, is now at its highest since at least 2008.

This “will worsen the situation,” said Christopher Mugaga, the chief executive officer of the Zimbabwe National Chamber of Commerce. Companies “with real dollars will simply go underground,” he said.

Finance Minister Mthuli Ncube said Monday’s announcement gives the central bank “flexibility” to conduct monetary policy. The authorities in Zimbabwe have previously said the central bank plans to establish a Monetary Policy Committee.

“We can also expect the creation of a monetary policy committee as part of the micro institutions that are going towards stabilizing the value of the currency,” he said on state television.

Ambushing and waylaying the economy: The Zanu PF way – The Zimbabwean

Despite government’s promise that it would introduce a new Zimbabwe currency in the next nine months while it addresses the fundamentals, the regime today just ambushed the nation and reintroduced the Zimbabwean dollar as the only legal tender in local transactions. This means that the multi-currency regime, which provided some modicum of decency and predictability, has been thrown out of the window in favor of the volatile local currency that is not backed by adequate gold and foreign currency reserves.

In spite of SI 142, it is important to state that trust and confidence, which any transacting public must have before they use a currency, cannot in themselves be gazetted.

Today’s decision shows the lack of coherent, prudent and predictable policy, which is important to retain trust and confidence in a country’s economy. Policy consistency and predictability are key tenets for any economy to succeed.

It remains to be seen how the market will respond to the madness, but the knee-jerk monetary policy introduced in the dead of the night is reminiscent of the rushed decisions of this regime. The fuel price increases announced by Mr Mnangagwa himself in the dead of night and that caused a furore in the country’s economy are a case in point.

With the current madness in government, it is important to state that the people reserve their right to express their displeasure at the free-falling economy and the knee-jerk policies that those in authority introduce when they so wish.

MDC: Defining a new course for Zimbabwe.

Luke Tamborinyoka
MDC Deputy National Spokesperson

Zimbabwe hikes overnight lending rate to 50% after ending dollarisation
Policy Predictability: A MUST in Restoring Confidence

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Policy Predictability: A MUST in Restoring Confidence – The Zimbabwean

While we are conversant that the motivations to reintroduce the Zimbabwe Dollar stem from hyperinflation and the exchange rate collapse, we restate our long-held position that a return of the Zimbabwe Dollar without being backed by a return to economic fundamentals is disastrous and will only further drain the little confidence there may exist in the financial services sector.

We further caution that the move will continue to scare potential investors and create an uncapped inflation within a few months simply because Zimbabwe isn’t producing. Ambushing citizens and corporates with ill-timed changes to the tender regulations has and will always be recipe for disaster. As a global norm, the introduction of a fiatcurrency should be underlined by the following:

a) Perception Management:A strong commitment by the central bank together with the government to take the steps needed to ensure that the new currency is perceived as stable by companies, the general public, and the international community. We posit that if a country is suffering from hyperinflation, its macroeconomic policies to date by definition are unsound. Currency reform alone is unlikely to resolve such problems and will yield its benefits only if underpinned by fiscal and monetary action.

b) Macroeconomic Stability:Sound macroeconomic policies and strong financial services sector legislation should ideally be in place or at minimum under way. At the nerve centre of Zimbabwe’s economic malaise has been low productive capacity from the supply side of the economy, massive de-industrialization, informalisation, low economic growth rates, unemployment, poverty, poor social services, poor revenue inflows and a domestic debt that balloned to close to US$10 billion.

c) Logistical Preparations and Feasibility Tests:Careful preparation is required, setting up the policies and processes behind the currency reform and drafting a detailed budget for the entire currency reform process which also includes conversion of existing national and local budgets valued against the new currency

d) Public Education:Important as all these preconditions are, the success of a currency reform depends just as much on a successful public education campaign. The central bank needs to coordinate this campaign with other agencies, financial sector representatives, merchants, and the general public.

Macro-economic stability that is pro-poor, inclusive and human–centered with increased fiscal space, a high degree of competitiveness, a healthy environment for domestic and foreign investment, a strong export economy and high degrees of innovative capability will take Zimbabwe forward. We continue to implore the government to seriously consider the following:

1) Progressive and consistent consultation with citizens and stakeholders in the development and adoption of key policy changes and reforms.

2) Policy changes in the economic realm must always seek to entrench and deepen social protection to an already impoverished citizen

3) Policy predictability and consistence is key in trust building and restoring confidence in the economy.

4) Return Zimbabwe to norm compliance with democratic governance and constitutionalism where the rule of law is supreme

5) Immediately begin an inclusive national dialogue that addresses all key reforms that may be deemed necessary steps in redirecting the country towards sustainable democratic development. We maintain our position that the current POLAD is a far cry from the envisaged dialogue process and inconsequential in delivering the necessary reform path to rescue the country from total collapse.

We remained further worried that the policy trajectory taken by central government to prematurely reintroduce the Zimbabwe Dollar further threatens social stability in Zimbabwe in an already volatile environment and urge government to take corrective measures.

Ambushing and waylaying the economy: The Zanu PF way
Zimbabwe eyes business chances at China-Africa Economic and Trade Expo

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Zimbabwe eyes business chances at China-Africa Economic and Trade Expo – The Zimbabwean

James Manzou

HARARE (Xinhua) — Zimbabwe will explore ways of boosting the country’s exports to China at the forthcoming China-Africa Economic and Trade Expo.

Established under the framework of the Forum on China-Africa Cooperation as a new mechanism for economic and trade cooperation between China and African countries, the expo is scheduled for June 27-29 in central China’s Hunan Province.

James Manzou, permanent secretary in the Ministry of Foreign Affairs and International Trade, told Xinhua in an interview that the southern African country is looking at forging strong economic and trade ties with China, particularly anchored on its vast potential in the agriculture, mining and tourism sector, the mainstay of the country’s economy.

He said there were opportunities for cooperation with China on growing some of the crops in the country for export.

“We have agricultural products that China can grow here because we have a beautiful climate which is very good for agriculture,” he said.

China has been the biggest buyer of Zimbabwe’s tobacco for several years, and has also been a major funder of the production of the crop through contract farming.

Manzou said there were also other potential areas of trade and economic cooperation between the two countries, including in mining and tourism.

“There are a number of Chinese companies already operating in our mining sector but tourism is also a low hanging fruit as you saw with the recent visit of Chinese tourists that came to Zimbabwe,” he said.

Zimbabwe National Chamber of Commerce chief executive Takunda Mugaga said the trade expo was important for Zimbabwe to showcase its trade and economic potential.

“A platform like the expo is important for Zimbabwe in particular, knowing the infrastructure deficit the country is currently facing,” he said.

He noted the dearth of foreign direct investment into the country due to frosty ties with multilateral financial institutions requires Zimbabwe to fully exploit trade opportunities with China.

“I think it’s a very good platform to try to attract very good investors, especially from the infrastructure side of the Chinese,” Mugaga said.

The African Union Commission also hailed the expo and said it will present huge trade and economic opportunities especially for Africa which was moving towards a single, integrated free trade zone through the African Continental Free Trade Area (AfCFTA) which entered into force in May this year.

“The Chinese investors can come and scout for opportunities in the AfCFTA. They can come and produce goods in Africa for the African market and the rest of the world,” senior expert in the African Union Commission’s Department of Trade and Industry Khauhelo Mawana told Xinhua.

Said Adejumobi, the United Nations Economic Commission for Africa (UNECA) Southern Africa Office director, hailed the launch of the expo as a platform that will further boost trade and economic ties between the two sides.

He told Xinhua that the expo will provide Zimbabwe and other African countries with an opportunity to explore trade and economic opportunities in the vast Chinese market.

“It’s an opportunity to expose the goods and services. It’s an opportunity to broker networks, form partnerships and to really be able to learn lessons from the Chinese experiment,” Adejumobi said.

He said Zimbabwe should also clamor for more Chinese investment in the manufacturing sector, especially the textile industry.

Trade between China and Zimbabwe stood at 1.3 billion U.S. dollars in 2018, with Zimbabwe enjoying a trade surplus of 445 million dollars with the Asian country.

Chinese ambassador to Zimbabwe Guo Shaochun said the country wishes to expand trade scale with Zimbabwe and help Zimbabwe reconstruct its economy.

“We hope Zimbabwe can actively participate in the first China-Africa trade expo. It’s a great opportunity for Zimbabwe to show the advantages of its products to Chinese buyers,” Guo said.

Policy Predictability: A MUST in Restoring Confidence
Zimbabwe President Says Selling Rhino Horns and Ivory Are Key for Conservation

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