Friends Shouldn’t Use Admins To Schedule Catch-Ups With Friends – Above the Law

In
many
instances,
it
can
be
difficult
to
find
time
to
catch
up
with
friends.
People
often
use
applications
to
make
it
easier
to
coordinate
different
schedules,
and
other
people
just
message
each
other
back
and
forth
until
an
agreeable
time
is
decided.
Many
professionals
have
admins
help
them
schedule
catch-ups,
and
this
is
completely
appropriate
for
business
matters.
However,
there
is
a
trend
among
some
people
to
use
admins
to
schedule
catch-ups
with
friends,
and
this
practice
rubs
me
the
wrong
way.

I
first
experienced
someone
in
my
personal
life
using
an
admin
to
schedule
a
catch-up
shortly
after
I
graduated
from
law
school.
I
sought
career
advice
from
a
close
relative
with
whom
I
did
not
have
too
much
contact
for
the
preceding
five
years
or
so.
This
relative
suggested
that
I
reach
out
to
his
admin
to
put
some
time
on
the
calendar
to
talk.
It
did
not
feel
great
to
be
treated
so
coldly

like
a
business
associate

by
a
close
relative,
but
I
figured
that
this
relative
was
much
older
than
me
and
either
didn’t
understand
technology
or
was
old
school
in
his
practices.
I
therefore
reached
out
to
his
admin
and
scheduled
a
time
to
speak.

Later
in
my
career,
I
became
reacquainted
with
someone
I
was
close
with
in
college.
This
person
suggested
that
we
catch
up
since
we
might
be
able
to
help
each
other
out
in
a
professional
capacity
and
so
that
we
could
update
each
other
on
our
personal
lives.
This
friend
suggested
that
I
reach
out
to
her
admin
to
schedule
time
to
talk.
This
rubbed
me
the
wrong
way.
I
had
known
this
friend
for
well
over
a
decade
and
had
memories
of
this
person
as
a
college
kid.
It
did
not
feel
right
that
this
friend
directed
me
to
an
admin
rather
than
personally
schedule
time
to
talk,
and
I
wondered
if
the
friend
was
interjecting
her
admin
into
our
affairs
just
to
flex.

I
ended
up
begrudgingly
communicating
with
the
admin
to
set
up
some
time
to
meet,
but
this
was
more
trouble
than
it
was
worth.
Rather
than
communicate
directly
with
my
friend
on
times
that
worked
and
which
details
were
most
satisfactory,
we
had
to
play
a
game
of
“telephone”
through
the
admin.
It
would
have
been
much
easier
to
just
communicate
with
my
friend
directly,
especially
since
we
probably
could
have
set
up
a
time
to
speak
in
a
few
text
messages.

Recently,
I
was
talking
to
someone
who
told
me
that
a
friend
made
her
go
through
an
admin
to
set
up
a
time
to
talk,
so
I
know
this
phenomenon
is
not
exclusive
to
just
me.
I
am
not
sure
what
goes
through
people’s
minds
when
they
direct
friends
to
their
admins
to
schedule
times
to
talk.
Perhaps
at
some
level,
this
is
more
convenient
for
the
person,
since
it
takes
some
communications
off
their
plate
and
delegates
those
tasks
to
an
admin.
Also,
people
might
have
different
perceptions
of
a
relationship
and
may
perceive
some
individuals
as
work
contacts
that
should
be
treated
like
anybody
else
connected
to
a
business.
At
some
level,
people
with
admins
might
want
to
flex
that
they
have
an
admin,
since
this
might
convey
some
kind
of
message
about
how
successful
they
are.

However,
people
should
think
about
potential
reactions
when
they
decide
whether
to
refer
a
friend
to
an
admin
or
just
schedule
a
time
to
meet
themselves.
A
friend
might
not
appreciate
being
referred
to
an
admin
since
this
seems
cold
and
does
not
reflect
a
connection
that
a
friend
might
think
they
have
with
a
given
person.
Also,
it
might
just
be
easier
for
everyone
to
leave
admins
out
of
scheduling
and
just
let
people
communicate
directly.




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Rothman
is
a
partner
of




The
Rothman
Law
Firm
,
a
full-service
New
York
and
New
Jersey
law
firm.
He
is
also
the
founder
of




Student
Debt
Diaries
,
a
website
discussing
how
he
paid
off
his
student
loans.
You
can
reach
Jordan
through
email
at





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Benchmarks And Outcomes – Moneyball For GenAI (Part II) – Above the Law

It’s
been

just
over
a
month

since
the
former
Oakland
A’s
beat
the
Texas
Rangers
in
a
5-2
victory
that
closed
out
their
tenure
at
the
Oakland
Coliseum

and
indeed
the
city
of
Oakland
itself.
The
A’s
have
announced
plans
to
build
a
stadium
in
Las
Vegas
by
spring
2028.
If
all
goes
accordingly,
this
could
serve
as
an
opportunity
to
maximize
the
value
of
the
franchise
while
eliminating
the
challenge
of
attracting
star
talent
to
a
small
baseball
market.

The
A’s
featured
heavily
in

last
month’s
column

too
as
I
introduced
the
importance
of
benchmarking
and
selecting
the
appropriate
metrics
to
ensure
the
outcomes
and
goals
desired
are
achieved
using
the
movie
“Moneyball”
for
guidance.
As
depicted
in
that
movie,
former
Oakland
A’s
manager
Billy
Beane
embraced
a
different
strategy
to
get
around
the
small
market
problem:
Measure
the
ability
to
get
on
base
to
ensure
enough
runs
were
scored
to
win
enough
games
to
make
the
playoffs.
Of
course
what
was
once
a
competitive
advantage
is
now
known
by
all.

But
before
any
tool

be
it
analytics
or
GenAI

can
be
put
to
good
use,
you
need
to
understand
your
own
goals.
This
will
greatly
inform
the
tactics
and
resources
utilized
to
close
the
distance
between
objective
and
outcome.


What
Represents
Success?

For
law
departments,
success
may
be
supporting
an
aggressive
corporation’s
acquisition
strategy.
For
highly
regulated
businesses,
success
may
be
compliance
with
increasing
regulations
or
staying
out
of
controversy.
And
for
stable
businesses,
the
focus
may
simply
be
on
efficiency,
productivity,
or
cost
management.
Different
companies
pursue
different
strategies
and
those
strategies
should
inform
the
goals
of
the
law
department.

Goals
for
law
firms
may
vary
too.
One
firm
may
focus
purely
on
partner
profits. 
Another
may
focus
on
growth
and
the
acquisition
of
new
clients.
A
small
firm
may
be
looking
to
be
acquired.
And
a
personal
injury
firm
may
look
to
increase
the
percentage
of
clients
that
receive
a
monetary
award
so
their
reputation
grows
and
their
marketing
is
more
effective.

For
a
legal
innovator,
it
is
important
to
understand
what
success
look
likes
for
the
larger
organization.


Apply
GenAI
To
Support
Success

Baseball
is
a
sport
with
limited
change
and
well
over
a
hundred
years
of
metrics
and
analytics
available.
But
we
are
in
the
very
early
days
of
the
GenAI
revolution.
There
aren’t
hundreds
of
tried-and-true
metrics

that
is
a
struggle
for
legal
innovators
right
now.
To
extend
the
baseball
analogy,
we
are
in
the
early
innings
of
one
of
the
first
games
of
the
season.
So
recommended
KPIs
and
guidance
on
metrics
are
likely
to
change
as
the
industry
learns
and
technology
matures.

Selecting
and
prioritizing
the
best
projects
and
solutions
to
support
the
organization’s
goals
is
important.
Just
because
there
is
a
new
bright
shiny
object
doesn’t
mean
that
it
supports
the
goals
of
the
organization.

Shohei
Ohtani
is
one
of
the
most
electric
baseball
players
in
modern
history.
He
can
pitch
and
he
can
hit
the
ball.
He
has
50
stolen
bases
and
50
home
runs
this
year
and
helped
the
Dodgers
clinch
the
2024
World
Series.
Any
baseball
team
would
love
to
have
him
on
their
roster,
but
does
his
production
map
to
success
at
any
team?
Probably,
as
Ohtani
is
a
once-in-a-generation
player.
But
what
about
the
next
tier
of
really
solid
players?
It’s
more
like
“does
the
baseball
glove
fit
the
fielder’s
hand.”
If
your
problem
is
in
the
outfield,
you
need
an
outfielder
and
not
a
catcher.

In
the
same
way,
selecting
the
proper
solutions
to
support
goals
is
important.
They
must
align
to
the
goals
for
success.
If
the
goal
of
a
corporation
is
to
accelerate
sales
growth,
then
the
law
department
might
want
to
look
at
solutions
that
shorten
sales
cycles
during
contracting
rather
than
the
latest
e-discovery
tool.
And
for
a
law
firm
focused
on
client
satisfaction,
solutions
that
make
the
firm
more
responsive
or
that
create
better
work
product
may
be
more
important
than
solutions
that
simply
reduce
nonbillable
costs
or
that
improve
productivity.

Understanding
what
solutions
support
success
for
your
organization
is
essential.


Selecting
KPIs
For
Solutions

Productivity
metrics
tend
to
be
more
measurable.
Does
a
GenAI
research
tool
save
time?
How
much?
The
greater
challenge
is
to
understand
whether
a
better
result
is
achieved.
What
if
a
research
tool
could
help
discover
a
new
legal
argument?
Or
a
new
technique
to
comply
with
regulations?

Understanding
qualitative
metrics
is
important.
Winning
a
court
case
or
finding
a
creative
way
to
settle
a
dispute
may
have
more
impact
and
value
than
the
productivity
benefits
of
a
solution.

For
any
new
solution,
it
is
also
essential
to
understand
the
metrics
of
the
baseline.
What
if
a
firm
would
apply
the
same
standard
for
hallucinations
used
in
the
Stanford
study
to
first-
or
second-year
associates
using
traditional
legal
research
solutions?
Recall
that
the
Stanford
study
defined
a
hallucination
as
an
answer
that
did
not
accurately
reflect
the
current
state
of
the
law
even
if
it
was
mostly
correct.
Perhaps
GenAI
legal
research
solutions
might
be
even
more
attractive
if
the
rate
of
hallucinations
were
understood.

GenAI
has
spawned
a
slew
of
new
document
drafting
solutions.
Productivity
metrics
like
reductions
in
drafting
effort,
shorter
cycles
to
complete
a
document,
or
fewer
turns
in
a
negotiation
may
be
the
absolute
best
metrics
for
document
drafting.
But
it
is
also
important
to
note
that
some
solutions
are
genuinely
hard
to
measure
and
document
drafting
is
a
great
example.

How
does
someone
decide
if
a
clause
in
a
contract
is
better
and
measure
that
objectively?
It’s
possible
to
benchmark
against
“market”
for
some
clauses,
like
those
that
limit
liability.
But
I’ve
yet
to
hear
anyone
come
up
with
a
framework
for
evaluating
whether
a
contract
is
better
and
produces
a
better
outcome
or
reduces
risk.

Assessing
outcomes
for
GenAI
solutions
can
be
challenging
given
that
there
isn’t
yet
a
strong
body
of
data
to
help
legal
professionals
benchmark
performance. 
Start
with
what
success
looks
like
for
your
organization.
Understand
what
your
baseline
metrics
are
for
current
processes.
If
you
don’t
know,
then
measure
them.
 Prioritize
and
map
new
solutions
against
organizational
success.
And
consider
the
importance
of
quantitative
and
qualitative
metrics
when
evaluating
solutions.

It’s
truly
an
exciting
time
to
be
working
in
legal
technology!




Ken Crutchfield HeadshotKen
Crutchfield
is
Vice
President
and
General
Manager
of
Legal
Markets
at
Wolters
Kluwer
Legal
&
Regulatory
U.S.,
a
leading
provider
of
information,
business
intelligence,
regulatory
and
legal
workflow
solutions.
Ken
has
more
than
three
decades
of
experience
as
a
leader
in
information
and
software
solutions
across
industries.
He
can
be
reached
at 
[email protected].

How Appealing Weekly Roundup – Above the Law

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via
Getty)




Ed.
Note
:

A
weekly
roundup
of
just
a
few
items
from
Howard
Bashman’s

How
Appealing
blog
,
the
Web’s
first
blog
devoted
to
appellate
litigation.
Check
out
these
stories
and
more
at
How
Appealing.


“Judiciary
Rejects
Media
Bid
to
Allow
Cameras
in
Criminal
Trials;
Criminal
rules
panel
voted
not
to
change
courtroom
camera
ban;
One
state
court
judge
endorsed
limited
broadcasting”:
 Suzanne
Monyak
of
Bloomberg
Law
has this
report
.


“CNN
must
face
Project
Veritas’
defamation
lawsuit,
US
appeals
court
rules”:
 Jonathan
Stempel
of
Reuters
has this
report
 on a
ruling
 that
the U.S.
Court
of
Appeals
for
the
Eleventh
Circuit
 issued
today.


“John
Roberts
Bet
Big
on
Trump

and
Won”:
 Mark
Joseph
Stern
has this
Jurisprudence
essay
 online
at
Slate.


“Trump
readies
to
name
‘fearless’
conservative
judges
in
second
term”:
 Nate
Raymond
of
Reuters
has this
report
.


“Conservative
Supreme
Court
reunion
with
its
maker
gets
attention
of
court
watchers;
A
second
Trump
administration
may
shake
up
the
Supreme
Court’s
relationship
with
the
federal
government”:
 Kelsey
Reichmann
of
Courthouse
News
Service
has this
report
.


“Here
Is
the
Judicial
Nominations
Landscape
That
Donald
Trump
Will
Inherit:
A
look
at
what
Democrats
can
do
in
the
remaining
weeks
before
Inauguration
Day

and
what
Republicans
will
be
able
to
do
in
the
years
that
follow
it.”
 Madiba
K.
Dennie
and
Jay
Willis
will
have this
essay
 online
at
Balls
and
Strikes.

Man Who Illegally Accessed Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s Medical Records Before Her Death Gets Prison Time – Above the Law

(Photo
by
Nikki
Kahn/The
Washington
Post
via
Getty
Images)

It’s
been
a
little
more
than
four
years
since
the
late
Justice

Ruth
Bader
Ginsburg

passed
away,
but
before
her
death,
when
her
health,
well-being,
and
ability
to
continue
serving
on
the
Supreme
Court
were
matters
of
high
public
interest,
a
former
health
care
worker
illegally
accessed
her
medical
records
and
published
them
online.
The
perpetrator
was
sentenced
earlier
this
week.

As
noted
by
the

Associated
Press
,
Trent
Russell,
34,
of
Bellevue,
Nebraska,
was
convicted
earlier
this
year
of
illegally
accessing
health
care
records
and
destroying
or
altering
records.
Russell
worked
as
a
transplant
coordinator
and
through
his
work
had
access
to
hospital
records,
which
led
to
his
discovery
and
reported
dissemination
of
Ginsburg’s
medical
information.
Here
are
additional
details,
from
the
AP:

Prosecutors
said
Russell
disclosed
the
health
records
on
forums
that
trafficked
in
antisemitic
conspiracy
theories,
including
conspiracy
theories
that
Ginsburg
was
dead,
but
Russell’s
motivations
for
his
actions
were
unclear.
Indeed,
Russell
himself
never
admitted
that
he
accessed
the
records,
at
one
point
suggesting
that
perhaps
his
cat
walked
across
the
keyboard
in
a
way
that
mistakenly
called
up
Ginsburg’s
data.

Russell’s
excuses
and
refusal
to
accept
responsibility
prompted
blistering
critiques
from
prosecutors,
who
sought
a
30-month
sentence.

“He
offered
completely
implausible
excuses
with
a
straight
face,”
prosecutor
Zoe
Bedell
said.

Russell’s
lawyer
requested
a
sentence
of
probation
or
home
detention;
instead,
Judge
Michael
Nachmanoff
(E.D.
Va.)
senteced
him
to
24
months
in
prison,
referring
to
his
crime
as
“truly
despicable
conduct.”
Nachmanoff
said
that
Russell’s
lying
exacerbated
his
predicament,
saying,
“You
chose
to
blame
your
cat.”

It
is
unknown
at
this
time
whether
Russell
will
appeal.


Health
care
worker
gets
2
years
for
accessing
Ruth
Bader
Ginsburg’s
medical
records

[Associated
Press]



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Fifth Circuit: Lol, No, RFK Jr. You Don’t Have Standing To Sue Joe Biden Because Facebook Blocked Your Anti-vax Nonsense – Above the Law

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by
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Images)

It
remains
incredible
to
me
that
we
sometimes
have
to
rely
on
the
nutty
Fifth
Circuit
to
correct
the
even
nuttier
“MAGA
favorite”
judges
who
issue
the
stupidest
decisions
in
court
cases.
But
now
they’ve
done
it
again,
as
the
Fifth
Circuit
has
pointed
out
that,
no, RFK
Jr.
does
not
appear
to
have
standing
 to
sue
Joe
Biden
because
Facebook
moderated
some
of
his
anti-vax
nonsense.

This
will
take
some
background
coverage
to
get
to
where
we
are.

If
you’ll
recall,
Missouri
and
Louisiana sued
Joe
Biden
,
falsely
claiming
that
the
White
House
engaged
in
a
campaign
to
censor
conservatives
on
social
media.
They
filed
this
in
a
federal
court
where
they
knew
they’d
get
Trump
appointee
Judge
Terry
Doughty,
who
appeared
to
deliberately
wait
until
July
4th
(a
day
the
courts
are
closed)
to
issue
a
truly
wacky
opinion,
who
also
took
a
bunch
of
nonsense,
lies,
and
conjecture
as
proof
of a
grand
conspiracy
 to
censor
conservatives.

The
Fifth
Circuit rejected
a
lot
 of
Doughty’s
nonsensical
injunction,
but
did
leave
some
of
it
in
place
(at
one
point,
bizarrely,
reissuing
its
decision
and
saying
that
one
part
of
the
government,
CISA,
that
it
initially
said
hadn’t
done
anything
wrong, had
in
fact
done
something
wrong
,
but
the
Court
chose
not
to
tell
us
what).

Eventually,
the
case
made
its
way
to
the
Supreme
Court
(under
the
name
Murthy
v.
Missouri),
where
both
lower
court
rulings
were
effectively
tossed
out.
The
majority,
led
by
Justice
Amy
Coney
Barrett,
made
it
clear
that the
plaintiffs
had
no
standing
,
particularly
because
they
couldn’t
show
that
any
content
moderation
efforts
by
the
social
media
companies
had
anything
to
do
with
actions
by
the
federal
government.
As
the
Supreme
Court
said:


The
primary
weakness
in
the
record
of
past
restrictions
is
the
lack
of
specific
causation
findings
with
respect
to
any
discrete
instance
of
content
moderation.
The
District
Court
made
none.
Nor
did
the
Fifth
Circuit,
which
approached
standing
at
a
high
level
of
generality.
The
platforms,
it
reasoned,
“have
engaged
in
censorship
of
certain
viewpoints
on
key
issues,”
while
“the
government
has
engaged
in
a
yearslong
pressure
campaign”
to
ensure
that
the
platforms
suppress
those
viewpoints.
83
F.
4th,
at
370.
The
platforms’
“censorship
decisions”—including
those
affecting
the
plaintiffs—were
thus
“likely
attributable
at
least
in
part
to
the
platforms’
reluctance
to
risk”
the
consequences
of
refusing
to
“adhere
to
the
government’s
directives.”
Ibid.


We
reject
this
overly
broad
assertion.
As
already
discussed,
the
platforms
moderated
similar
content
long
before
any
of
the
Government
defendants
engaged
in
the
challenged
conduct.
In
fact,
the
platforms,
acting
independently,
had
strengthened
their
pre-existing
content-moderation
policies
before
the
Government
defendants
got
involved.

Meanwhile,
while
all
of
this
was
going
on,
pretend-free
speech
supporter
RFK
Jr.
had
been
running
around
to
multiple
courts
trying
to
sue
over
the
fact
that
Meta
had
moderated
some
RFK
Jr.
related
content.
Those
cases
(there
are
multiple
ones) haven’t
gone
well
at
all
.
Perhaps
seeing
an
opportunity
to
piggyback
on
the
Missouri/Louisiana
case,
he
filed
a
similar
case
in
the
same
district
and
tried
to
connect
the
cases.
Judge
Doughty
put
that
effort
on
hold
until
the
Supreme
Court
process
played
out.

Once
that
was
done,
RFK
Jr.’s
lawyers
insisted
that
any
plain
reading
of
the
Murthy
ruling
was
that
while
maybe
the
others
in
the
case
didn’t
have
standing, clearly
he
did
.
His
explanation
for
this
was
complete
and
utter
nonsense,
but
in
Judge
Doughty’s
court,
that’s
enough.
A
few
months
back,
Judge
Doughty
insisted
that
RFK
Jr. had
done
enough
to
show
standing
 and
his
case
against
the
Biden
admin
could
proceed.

As
I
noted
in
my
writeup
of
this
ruling,
Judge
Doughty
came
to
this
by
completely
misrepresenting
a
ton
of
information
regarding
how
the
world
works.

Thankfully,
the
Fifth
Circuit
has
now
stepped
in
to vacate
that
decision
,
slap
Doughty
on
the
wrist,
and
suggest
he
try
again.

RFK
Jr.
relied
heavily
on
two
declarations:
one
from
Mary
Holland,
the
head
of
RFK’s
anti-vax
organization
Children’s
Health
Defense
(CHD)
and
one
from
Brigid
Rasmussen,
the
chief
of
staff
for
his
doomed
political
campaign.
The
court
notes
that
the
Supreme
Court
had
clearly
instructed
lower
courts
in
the
Murthy
ruling
that
they
need
to
show
pretty
clear
“traceability”
of
actual
government
actions
leading
to
private
companies’
decisions
to
moderate.

While
Doughty
skipped
over
the
details
and
said
“sure
thing,
looks
like
censorship
to
me,”
the
three-judge
panel
here
(Higginbotham,
Stewart,
and
Haynes)
realize
that
RFK’s
claims
are
just
as
weak
as
everyone
else’s
involved
in
this
case.
Neither
of
the
new
depositions
show
anything
approximating
traceability.
Indeed,
the
court
notes
that
the
deposition
seems
pretty
similar
to
declarations
that
the
Supreme
Court
already
rejected
in
this
very
case.


The
Court
in
Missouri
explained
that
“the
vast
majority
of
[the
White
House’s]
public
and
private
engagement
with
the
platforms
occurred
in
2021,
when
the
pandemic
was
still
in
full
swing”
and
that
“the
frequent,
intense
communications
that
took
place
in
2021
had
considerably
subsided
by
2022.”
Id.
at
1994.
The
Court
also
noted
that,
“in
April
2023,
President
Biden
signed
a
joint
resolution
that
ended
the
national
COVID–19
emergency”
and
“[t]he
next
month,
the
White
House
disbanded
its
COVID–19
Response
Team,
which
was
responsible
for
many
of
the
challenged
communications
in
this
case.”
Id.
at
1995.
Regarding
the
CDC,
the
Court
concluded
that
“the
risk
of
future
harm
traceable
to
the
CDC
is
minimal”
because
“[t]he
CDC
stopped
meeting
with
the
platforms
in
March
2022.”
Id.
at
1994.
Although
“the
platforms
sporadically
asked
the
CDC
to
verify
or
debunk
several
claims
about
vaccines,”
“the
agency
has
not
received
any
such
message
since
the
summer
of
2022.”


Plaintiffs
argue
that
because
the
CDC
and
Kennedy
continue
to
be
censored,
their
situation
is
distinguishable
from
Missouri.
Missouri
demonstrates
the
flaw
in
that
argument.
There,
“the
plaintiffs
and
the
dissent
suggest[ed]
that
the
platforms
continue
to
suppress
their
speech
according
to
policies
initially
adopted
under
Government
pressure.”
Id.
at
1995.
The
Court
responded
as
follows:


[T]he
plaintiffs
have
a
redressability
problem.
.
.
.
The
requested
judicial
relief
.
.
.
is
an
injunction
stopping
certain
Government
agencies
and
employees
from
coercing
or
encouraging
the
platforms
to
suppress
speech.
A
court
could
prevent
these
Government
defendants
from
interfering
with
the
platforms’
independent
application
of
their
policies.
But
without
evidence
of
continued
pressure
from
the
defendants,
it
appears
that
the
platforms
remain
free
to
enforce,
or
not
to
enforce,
those
policies—even
those
tainted
by
initial
governmental
coercion



Plaintiffs
here
have
the
same
redressability
problem.


We
therefore
conclude
that
the
Holland
declaration
does
not
establish
standing

As
for
the
Rasmussen
declaration,
she’s
got
the
same
problem:


Rasmussen
describes
a
series
of
content-moderation
actions
taken
by
social-media
platforms
against
the
Kennedy
campaign
and
its
supporters.
 But
she
does
not
trace
any
of
the
platforms’
content-moderation
actions
against
Kennedy
back
to
the
government.

All
of
this
was
obvious
when
it
was
presented
to
Judge
Doughty.
The
Justice
Department
explained
this
to
Judge
Doughty,
but
he
ignored
it.
Now
he
has
to
find
out
about
it
from
the
Fifth
Circuit.
How
embarrassing.

RFK
tried
to
make
a
bigger
deal
by
trying
to
argue
that
he
had
standing
since
he
was
a
political
candidate
for
president
(sorta)
and
the
White
House
was
trying
to
suppress
his
campaign
(a
thing
they
were
not
actually
doing).
Again,
the
judges
are
not
impressed:


Here,
the
only
new
election-related
evidence
is
the
Rasmussen
declaration.
But
the
declaration
does
not
cure
the
traceability
problem
from
Missouri
 because
it
does
not
allege
any
government
action
that
is
responsible
for
suppression
of
Kennedy’s
campaign
content
.
Kennedy
must
therefore
rely
on
the
same
“speculative
chain
of
possibilities”
as
Hoft
in
Missouri.
Id.
(quoting
Clapper,
568
U.S.
at
414).
That
chain
does
not
become
any
less
speculative
if
the
FBI
states
that
it
will
continue
to
communicate
with
platforms
regarding
election
misinformation.
If
anything,
Kennedy’s
chain
of
possibilities
might
be
even
more
speculative
now
that
he
has
suspended
his
presidential
campaign,
a
fact
of
which
we
may
take
judicial
notice.

Again,
it’s
pretty
incredible
how
much
bullshit
Judge
Doughty
was
willing
to
rubber-stamp,
even
to
the
point
that
an
entire
three-judge
panel
at
the
Fifth
would
issue
a
per
curiam
“nah,
dawg,
that’s
not
how
it
works”
ruling.

End
result:


We
therefore
conclude
that
Kennedy
lacks
standing
to
seek
a
preliminary
injunction
for
his
claims
concerning
election-related
content.


Because
Plaintiffs
lack
standing
to
seek
a
preliminary
injunction
against
Defendants,
we
VACATE
the
preliminary
injunction
and
REMAND
to
the
district
court.

It
will
not
surprise
me
at
all
if
Judge
Doughty
comes
up
with
some
other
method
to
keep
this
case
going.
He
really
seems
to
love
ignoring
reality
to
bless
a
fantasy
world,
made-up,
nonsense
case
in
which
the
Biden
administration
is
actively
telling
social
media
sites
who
to
censor
and
those
social
media
sites
are
eagerly
complying
(again,
something
that
has
not
happened).

But,
at
least
for
now,
RFK
Jr.
is
back
sitting
on
the
outside
looking
in.
Something
he
should
get
used
to.


Fifth
Circuit:
Lol,
No,
RFK
Jr.
You
Don’t
Have
Standing
To
Sue
Joe
Biden
Because
Facebook
Blocked
Your
Anti-vax
Nonsense


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*
Diddy’s
team
unhappy
that
grand
jury
witnesses
are
talking,
worrying
that
the
publicity
hurts
his
chances
to
Finna
Get
Loose.
[

NewsNation]

*
Trump
judge
blocks
immigration
rule
because
the
law
allowing
the
government
to
choose
to
allow
immigrants
with
citizen
spouses
to
“into
the
United
States”
legally
on
parole
while
their
status
is
processed
couldn’t
support
letting
those
people
serve
parole
while
their
status
is
processed
if
they
were
already
in
the
United
States
when
the
decision
was
made.
It’s
like
Textualism,
but
a
game
of
Balderdash.
[Law360]

*
OpenAI
wins
copyright
suit
over
using
material
to
train
the
model
on
the
English
language.
[Bloomberg
Law
News
]

*
Judge
says
his
jurisdiction
is
just
more
sweary.
[Roll
on
Friday
]

*
Trump
was
never
going
to
get
jail
time

if
the
judge
didn’t
put
him
in
a
cell
for
contempt
for
his
behavior
during
the
trial,
he
was
never
going
to

but
now
it’s
pretty
much
certain
that
this
will
be
an
all
cash
sentencing.
[New
York
Law
Journal
]

*
It’s
a
good
time
to
be
a
partner
who
does
deals
that
would
otherwise
violate
the
Sherman
Act!
[American
Lawyer
]

*
Firm
leaders
still
convinced
that
generative
AI
will
have
a
big
impact
on
the
profession.
[Thomson
Reuters
]

Russia eyes Zimbabwe’s construction workforce


Russia
is
seemingly
keen
on
employing
labor
from
Zimbabwe,
particularly
within
the
construction
sector.
Both
countries
have
so
far
undertaken
multiple
discussions
on
bilateral
arrangements.


Russia
eyes
Zimbabwe’s
work
force

Russia
and
Zimbabwe’s
latest
discussions
on
the
prospect
of
partnerships
centers
around
Zimbabwe’s
growing
construction
sector
and
how
Russia
can
leverage
this.

The
Kremlin,
as
a
result,
has
expressed
interest
in
employing
laborers
from
the
Southern
African
country
to
boost
its
human
capital
as
reported
by
the
Zimbabwean
newspaper, The
Herald.

This
revelation
is
following
a
discussion
between
the
Republic’s
Minister
of
National
Housing
and
Social
Amenities,
Soda
Zhemu,
and
the
Russian
Federation’s
Deputy
Minister
of
Construction
and
Housing,
Nikita
Stasishin,
on
the
margins
of
Cairo’s
12th
International
Urban
Forum.

According
to
the
Herald’s
report,
Stasishin
suggested
that
Zimbabwe
send
construction
workers
to
Russia
to
help
with
a
number
of
projects.

Additionally,
the
Russian
side
stated
that
it
is
eager
to
share
its
expertise
in
implementing
social
housing
projects
with
the
republic.

There
was
also
a
conversation
held,
regarding
the
visit
of
a
Russian
delegate
to
the
Southern
African
country,
with
respect
to
exploring
other
areas
of
interest.

Other
issues
touched
upon
included
the
memorandum
of
understanding
signed
between
both
parties
in
2023
in
the
field
of
building
new
technologies,
infrastructural
development,
and
provision
of
affordable
housing.

Very
recently,
both
countries
partnered
on
an exploration
project
 that
was
considered
a
huge
success.

As
recently
reported,
the
joint
geological
expedition,
which
was
the
first
between
both
countries,
was
conducted
by
experts
from
the
University
of
Zimbabwe
and
the
Russian
State
University
for
Geological
Prospecting.

The
expedition
boasted
exciting
new
discoveries
such
as
findings
on
the
evolution
of
the
earth’s
crust
in
the
region
which
was
explored.

This
project
underscores
the
budding
partnership
between
both
nations,
as
they
seek
to
capitalize
on
each
other’s
respective
markets.

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of
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The
Australian
Outback’
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by
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Ed.
Note:

Welcome
to
our
daily
feature

Trivia
Question
of
the
Day!


Former

Survivor

contestant
Nick
Brown
made
history
this
Election
Day,
elected
as
the
first
Black
Attorney
General
of
which
state?


Hint:
Brown
appeared
on
the
second
season
of
the
hit
show,
alongside
reality
TV
legends
Jerri
Manthey,
Amber
Brkich
Mariano,
and
Elisabeth
Filarski
Hasselbeck.
Brown
went
on
to
get
his
J.D.
from
Harvard,
become
an
officer
in
the
Judge
Advocate
General
Corps,
and
was
United
States
Attorney
in
his
home
state.



See
the
answer
on
the
next
page.

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While
the
precise
phrase
is
that
the
lawyer
representing
themself
has
a
fool
for
a
client,
the
lawyer
representing
another
lawyer
is
still
very
likely
representing
a
fool.

Consider
Rudy
Giuliani’s
attorney
Kenneth
Caruso.
The
former
NYC
mayor
cum
raving
loon
was
ordered
to
turn
over
his
apartment
to
satisfy
the
defamation
judgment
against
him
for
defaming
a
pair
of
Atlanta
poll
workers
and
subjecting
them
to
the
fury
of
Trump’s
most
unhinged
loyalists.

When
the
judgment
creditors
arrived
at
the
apartment,
they
found
it

stripped
of
all
the
property

that
is
now,
legally,
theirs.
This
did
not
sit
well
with
Judge
Lewis
Liman
(full
disclosure:
my
old
boss),
who
ordered
Rudy
to
appear
in
court
to
explain
why
he
thought
he
could
play
games
with
court
orders.

And
then
this
happened:

Nothing
endears
a
defendant
to
the
court
more
than
abject
defiance!
As
noted
above,
Giuliani’s
counsel
quickly
protected
his
client
before
Rudy’s
answer
veered
into
more
defamation

which

would
not
have
been
the
first
time


proving
the
value
of
outside
counsel.

My
bet
is
next
time
Rudy
will
be
counseled
to
not
take
questions.