Morning Docket: 11.22.24 – Above the Law

*
Forcing
Google
to
spin
off
Chrome
faces
uphill
battle…
which
is
why
monopolies
always
win.
[Reuters]

*
Pam
Bondi
becomes
new
AG
nominee.
[CNN]

*
Partners
put
“difficult”
client
on
emails.
[Roll
on
Friday
]

*
Democrats
give
up
circuit
court
nominees
in
exchange
for
less
important
district
court
seats…
apparently
to
break
a
record?
Seems
like
a
great
reason.
[Bloomberg
Law
News
]

*
Gensler
stepping
down
from
SEC
in
the
transition.
[Law360]

*
As
Article
II
clearly
states…
winning
a
presidential
election
means
all
crimes
committed
before
the
election
are
legal.
Or
something.
[Slate]

Matt Gaetz Isn’t The Only Attorney General Nominee To Go Down – Above the Law

(Photo
by
Saul
Loeb-Pool/Getty
Images)



Ed.
Note:

Welcome
to
our
daily
feature

Trivia
Question
of
the
Day!


Today,
following
an
ongoing
sexual
misconduct
scandal,
Matt
Gaetz
withdrew
from
consideration
for
Attorney
General.
Who
was
the
last
president
that
had
their
AG
nominee
scuttled
after
a
scandal
broke?


Hint:
This
president
actually
had
two
AG
candidates
felled
by
scandal,
though
only
one
was
formally
nominated
for
the
position.



See
the
answer
on
the
next
page.

Oodles Of Money And Matching At This Biglaw Firm! – Above the Law

(Image
via
Getty)

Another
Biglaw
firm
has
joined
the
bonus
train,
and
this
time
it’s
O’Melveny
&
Myers!
They
reported
$987,798,000
gross
revenue
and
profits
per
equity
partner
of
$2,749,000
in
2023
according
to
the
most
recent
Am
Law
100.
Employees
at
the
firm
just
received
a
voicemail
announcing
that
the
firm
is
matching
the
market
bonuses
and
special
bonuses!
Here’s
the
scale:

Screenshot 2024-11-21 at 3.09.26 PM

We
like
hearing
about
bonuses
almost
as
much
as
you
enjoy
spending
them.
As
soon
as
your
firm’s
memo
comes
out,
please email
it
to
us

(subject
line:
“[Firm
Name]
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Please
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long
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to
graduate
from
Washington
University
in
St.
Louis
School
of
Law.
He
is
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former
boatbuilder
who
cannot
swim, a
published
author
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race
theory,
philosophy,
and
humor
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and
has
a
love
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cycling
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Not Just A ‘One Off’ Anymore: Biglaw Firms Are Finally Matching Milbank’s Special Summer Bonuses – Above the Law



Ed.
note
:
Welcome
to
our
daily
feature,

Quote
of
the
Day
.


I’m
actually,
to
be
honest,
surprised.
I
thought
that
when
the
special
summer
bonuses
were
not
matched
when
there
was
just
resounding
silence
from
the
market
that
it
was
going
to
be
a
one
off.





Kate
Reder
Sheikh
,
a
recruiter
for
Major
Lindsey
&
Africa,
in
comments
given
to

Bloomberg
Law
,
on
the
spate
of
special
bonuses
that
have
accompanied
the

year-end
bonus
announcements

that
Biglaw
firms
have
released
thus
far.
Back
in
August,
Milbank
announced
a
round
of

special
summer
bonuses

that
went
largely
ignored
by
other
firms,
leaving
associates
wondering
about
their
compensation
and
whether
they’d
be
made
whole
come
bonus
season.



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Trump Too Busy Presidenting For Criminal Process, Still Finds Time To Sue All Media – Above the Law

(Photo
by
Ali
Shaker/VOA)

This
week,
future
deputy
attorney
general
Todd
Blanche
and
principal
deputy
attorney
general
Emil
Bove

informed

Justice
Juan
Merchan
that
the
safety
of
the
republic
requires
him
to
dismiss
the
criminal
charges
against
Donald
Trump.

“Immediate
dismissal
of
this
case
is
mandated
by
the
federal
Constitution,
the
Presidential
Transition
Act
of
1963,
and
the
interests
of
justice,
in
order
to
facilitate
the
orderly
transition
of
Executive
power
following
President
Trump’s
overwhelming
victory
in
the
2024
Presidential
election,”
they
huffed,
adding
that
“dismissal
is
necessary
here”
because
“the
Constitution
forbids
‘plac[ing]
into
the
hands
of
a
single
prosecutor
and
grand
jury
the
practical
power
to
interfere
with
the
ability
of
a
popularly
elected
President
to
carry
out
his
constitutional
functions.’”

That
quote
is
from
an
Office
of
Legal
Counsel

memo

from
2000
opining
that
a
sitting
president
is
immune
from
criminal
indictment
or
prosecution.
Of
course,
Trump
has
already
been
indicted
and
convicted,
and
he
won’t
be
the
president
again
until
January.
But
in
his
telling,
the
pendency
of
his
appeals
bars
the
state
judge
from
sentencing
him.
Also,
he’s
basically
president
now,
since
he’s
in
the
middle
of
the
transition
and
has
to
go
find

another
sex
crimer

to
serve
as
Blanche
and
Bove’s
boss.

Whodathunk
that
these
guys
would
demand
that
sentencing
be
moved
until
after
the
election
to
avoid
looking
political,
and
then
turn
around
and
claim
that
the
entire
case
must
be
dismissed
because
of
politics!

DA
Bragg

objects

to
dismissing
the
case,
requesting
instead
that
it
be
stayed
until
the
end
of
Trump’s
presidency.
But
he
knows
he
got
outmaneuvered
here
by
sitting
on
this
prosecution
for
two
damn
years.

Meanwhile
across
the
street
in
federal
court,
Trump’s
lawyers
are
singing
a
different
tune.
There
the
president-elect
is

suing

Bob
Woodward
and
Simon
and
Schuster
for
copyright
infringement
over
an
audiobook
using
tapes
made
during
his
first
term.
He’s
alleging
a
conspiracy
to
“collate
and
cobble
together
more
than
eight
hours
of
‘raw’
interviews”
and
demanding
$50
million
to
make
him
whole.
In
November
of
2023,
Trump
filed
an
opposition
to
the
defendants’
motion
to
dismiss
his
second
amended
complaint

third
time’s
a
charm!

after
which
everyone
wandered
off
to
do
literally
anything
else.
But
now
Trump
is
hot
to
trot.

In
a

letter

to
Judge
Paul
Gardephe,
his
counsel
Robert
Garson
wrote
yesterday
that
Trump
is
eager
to
pursue
this
case:

The
Court
is
aware
that
President
Trump
is
soon
due
to
be
inaugurated
as
the
47th
President
of
these
United
States
of
America.1
The
issues
in
this
case,
namely
the
unlicensed
for-profit
use
of
President
Trump’s
voice
that
was
recorded
in
an
unofficial
interview,
is
both
timely
and
ripe,
for
fear
of
further
unaccounted
for
profit
being
made
from
the
President’s
voice.
In
addition,
we
trust
that
the
Court
can
accommodate
a
discovery
process
that
will
cause
minimal
interference
with
the
President’s
impeding
obligations.

Indeed,
Trump
continues
to
vigorously
pursue
civil
litigation
against

ABC

and

CBS
,
while

threatening

to
sue
the
New
York
Times
and
Penguin
Random
House
for
$10
billion.
He’s
got
time
for
that,
of
course.
And
he’s
got
time
to
hawk
merch
from
the
businesses
he’s
not
even
pretending
to
divest
from
this
time
around.

But
criminal
process?
That’s
a
threat
to
a
democracy.





Liz
Dye
 lives
in
Baltimore
where
she
produces
the
Law
and
Chaos substack and podcast.

Top 50 Firm Wows With Extra Bonuses For High Billers (In Addition To Year-End And Special Bonuses) – Above the Law

A
week
after
Milbank

got
the
bonus
party
started
,
and
only
a

couple
of
days
since
Cravath

got
on
board,
Biglaw
firms
are
starting
to
come
around.
So
far,
it’s
mostly
Am
Law
50
firms,
and
the
latest
addition
to
the
associate
bonus
party
is
no
exception.

Today
Dechert,
#39
on
the
ranking
with
$1,293,528,000
in
gross
revenue
last
year,
announced
bonuses.
The
base
bonus
schedule
should
look
familiar

it’s
a
match
of
the

Milbank
special

and
year-end
bonuses.

Screenshot 2024-11-21 at 4.47.26 PMAssociates
that
bill
a
total
of
1,950
qualifying
hours
(client,
pro
bono
and
community)
are
eligible
for
these
bonuses,
payable
before
the
end
of
January
2025.
Associates
that
hit
higher
billable
thresholds
are
eligible
for
even
more
cash.
At
the
2,200
mark
associates
can
expect
an
extra
30%.
At
2,400
associates
are
looking
at
a
40%
bump.
Full
details
on
the
bonuses
are
available
in
the
firm’s
memo,
available
in
full
on
the

next
page.

So
is
your
firm
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*both*
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year-end
and
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Let
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Popular LSAT Alternative Changes Hands – Above the Law

For
a
very
long
time,
taking
the
LSAT
was
the
thing
you
did
if
you
were
serious
about
attending
law
school.
Now
there’s
a
lot
more
wiggle
room.
The
ABA
recently
voted
to
create
a
process

that
will
let
law
schools
bypass
evaluating
standardized
testing
scores
altogether
.
That
said,
law
school
applicants
may
find
it
beneficial
to
still
take
a
standardized
test
in
case
the
score
strengthens
their
resume.
The
LSAT
is
still
the
tried
and
true
evaluator,
but
competing
test
options
like
the
GRE
and
JD-Next
may
one
day
usurp
the
top
spot.
But
these
experimental
options
aren’t
just
changing
what
applying
for
law
school
looks
like,
they’re
also
changing
hands.
JD-Next
is,
at
least.

Reuters

has
coverage:

Aspen
Publishing
has
bought
alternative
law
school
admissions
program
JD-Next
from
the
University
of
Arizona
James
E.
Rogers
College
of
Law,
the
company
said
on
Tuesday.

Aspen
purchased
the
program,
developed
at
the
Arizona
law
school
in
2019
as
an
alternative
to
the
widely
used
Law
School
Admission
Test,
for
an
undisclosed
amount.
So
far,
56
law
schools—more
than
a
quarter
of
all
American
Bar
Association-accredited
campuses—have
received
ABA
permission
to
use
JD-Next
test
scores
when
admitting
students.

The
change
in
ownership
may
be
the
push
Aspen
needs
to
grow
JD-Next
as
a
competitor
to
the
LSAT.
It
is
also
happening
at
a
time
that
the
importance
of
standardized
testing
may
be
on
the
decline.


LSAT
Competitor
Sold
Amid
Push
For
Alternative
Law
School
Admissions

[Reuters]


Earlier
:

And
Then
There
Were
57:
5
More
Schools
Accept
JD-Next


Got
Good
Grades?
You
Might
Not
Even
Have
To
Bother
With
The
LSAT
Anymore!



Chris
Williams
became
a
social
media
manager
and
assistant
editor
for
Above
the
Law
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June
2021.
Prior
to
joining
the
staff,
he
moonlighted
as
a
minor
Memelord™
in
the
Facebook
group Law
School
Memes
for
Edgy
T14s
.
 He
endured
Missouri
long
enough
to
graduate
from
Washington
University
in
St.
Louis
School
of
Law.
He
is
a
former
boatbuilder
who
cannot
swim, a
published
author
on
critical
race
theory,
philosophy,
and
humor
,
and
has
a
love
for
cycling
that
occasionally
annoys
his
peers.
You
can
reach
him
by
email
at [email protected] and
by
tweet
at @WritesForRent.

Paul Weiss Announces 2024 Bonuses – Above the Law

We’d
already

heard
from
Paul
Hastings

about
annual
bonuses
and
now
we’re
closing
the
loop
with
word
from
the
other
half
of
Biglaw’s
version
of
the
Paul
brothers.
Just
don’t
make
us
decide
which
is
Jake
and
which
is
Logan.

Paul
Weiss,
21st
on
The
American
Lawyer’s
2024
Am
Law
100
ranking
having
put
up
over
$2
billion
in
gross
revenue
in
2023,
will
be
joining
the
annual
bonus
party.

And,
as
expected,
the
firm
will
match
the
special
bonus
amounts
that
Milbank
handed
out
over
the
summer.

Screenshot 2024-11-21 at 3.09.26 PM

Bonuses
will
be
paid
on
December
20.

It’s
been
a
busy
year
for
Paul
Weiss
from
a
business
perspective.
They’ve
got
a

new
non-equity
tier
,
gone
deep
in

a
lateral
partner
hiring
streak
,
embarked
upon
an
effort
to

move
into
the
booming
Houston
market
,
and

never
gave
up
on
expanding
its
associate
ranks
.
Matching
the
market
is
just
one
more
component
of
a
firm
operating
at
the
top
of
Biglaw.


Memo
recreated
on
the
next
page…

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Yesterday Was the 22nd Anniversary of LawSites Blog

It
was
22
years
ago
yesterday
that
I

launched
this
blog
.
For
its
continued
existence,
I
owe
four
debts
of
gratitude:

  • To
    you,
    the
    readers,
    without
    whom
    this
    blog
    would
    have
    no
    reason
    to
    exist,
    and
    whose
    feedback
    and
    engagement
    over
    the
    years
    has
    been
    the
    greatest
    reward.
    There
    are
    still
    a
    handful
    of
    you
    who
    have
    been
    with
    me
    from
    the
    beginning.
  • To
    the
    advertisers,
    who
    have
    been
    generous
    in
    sponsoring
    this
    blog
    over
    the
    years.
  • To
    everyone
    at
    Justia,
    to
    whom
    I
    will
    be
    forever
    grateful
    for

    rescuing
    this
    blog
    from
    near-demise

    in
    2010
    and
    for
    continuing
    to
    host
    this
    blog
    to
    this
    day,
    not
    to
    mention
    helping
    us
    launch
    the

    LawNext
    Legal
    Technology
    Directory
    .
  • To
    the
    innovators
    and
    entrepreneurs
    of
    legal
    tech,
    who
    consistently
    amaze
    me
    with
    their
    ingenuity
    and
    creativity
    and
    make
    every
    day
    of
    covering
    legal
    tech
    more
    exciting
    than
    the
    one
    before.

For
more
of
the
story
of
why
I
started
the
blog
and
how
it
evolved,

see
this
post
.