Yet Another Biglaw Firm Is Improving Its Parental Leave Benefits For Associates

If there’s ever been a Biglaw trend worth watching and definitely worth celebrating, this is it. It’s a well-known fact that it’s incredibly difficult for hard-working parents in extremely high-pressure jobs to spend good quality time with their children, and now more and more Biglaw firms are acknowledging that they must change their parental leave programs to get with the times. Now, Sidley Austin has joined the party with extended paid leave that’s gender-neutral.

The firm’s new program includes 14 weeks of paid parental leave for all new parents, and birthing parents will receive an additional 8 weeks of leave, for a total of 22 weeks paid leave. Perhaps most importantly, in its improved parental leave program, Sidley removed its prior primary and secondary caregiver designations, so now anyone may receive these benefits, regardless of gender. From Big Law Business:

“The changes to our parental leave policy reflect the firm’s ongoing commitment to support our lawyers and attract the best talent,” Larry Barden, chair of Sidley’s management committee, said in a statement. “We review our parental leave and other policies on a regular basis to ensure they align with our lawyers’ needs and make Sidley an attractive destination for the next generation of lawyers.” …

“It is important that parental leave policies evolve to reflect societal change, and we recognize that,” Sidley’s Barden said. “We intend to continue to offer appealing benefits that will allow our lawyers to be their best selves, both at work and at home.”

Kudos to Sidley Austin on its new parental leave benefits. Firms stepping up their family-friendly policies is something we’ll continue to pay attention to — particularly as we head into recruiting season. Hopefully your firm is changing its ways when it comes to important policies like parental leave. Please let us know when it happens.

Sidley Austin Increases Paid Parental Leave for U.S. Lawyers [Big Law Business]


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Ferrari Threatens To Sue Guy For Owning A Ferrari While Acting Like A D-Bag

Not a Ferrari, but another supercar from a manufacturer who isn’t going around threatening people.

German designer Philipp Plein is the kind of wealthy guy who spends his days posting shirtless bros and bikini models draped over his sportscars. He’s a sentient Axe Bodyspray commercial and exactly why Instagram both exists and must be destroyed. That said, in the annals of the self-promotion of rich douchebags, Plein’s not throwing porn stars off of balconies — which is a whole other cease-and-desist letter — so he’s already cleared that rock bottom bar. In any event, part of Plein’s efforts to show off his lavish lifestyle is the occasional pic of his shoe designs color-coordinating with his Ferrari.

To wit:

via Philipp Plein’s Instagram account — one of the allegedly offending images

This is where the lawyers step in and send Plein a threatening letter demanding that he remove these images visually associating his brands with Ferrari’s trademarks. It’s probably not all that likely that consumers will see this picture and guess that Ferrari is endorsing Plein’s products, but it’s 2019 and aggressively exploiting intellectual property laws for fun and profit is all the rage. Plein excerpted some of the letter from Italian firm Orsingher Ortu:

In these pictures, Ferrari’s trademarks are used again for promotional purposes of your brand and products, unlawfully appropriating the goodwill attached to them. Your behavior, however, is even more harmful and serious in this case.

More harmful? Go on….

Ferrari’s trademarks and model cars are associated in your pictures with a lifestyle totally inconsistent with Ferrari’s brand perception, in connection with performers making sexual innuendos and using Ferrari’s cars as props in a manner which is per se distasteful.

Since at least the original run of Magnum P.I., the Ferrari has draped itself in exactly this “shirtless bros and bikini models” brand perception. As a Ferrari driver myself… sort of… I’ll personally attest to this. The company may wish that every Ferrari driver is the kind of person willing to sacrifice their car to floodwaters help a client in need. The good folks at Jalopnik put it best, “Ferrari, you deluded fools: this kind of wealth-can’t-buy-taste shit is the reputation of Ferrari’s brands.”

And that gets to the real heart of the letter, though it had to maintain a certain level of pearl-clutching since it had to know Plein would make it public. Emphasis added:

This behavior tarnishes the reputation of Ferrari’s brands and causes Ferrari further material damage. In fact, the undesired connection between Ferrari’s trademarks on the one hand, and Philipp Plein’s line of shoes (and the questionable manner in which they are promoted) on the other hand, is interfering negatively with the rights enjoyed by Ferrari’s selected licensees which are exclusively entitled to use Ferrari’s trademarks to produce and promote line (sic) of shoes Ferrari branded.

Ferrari isn’t troubled that its brand is associated with a Jersey Shore pastiche, but that it’s associated with a Jersey Shore pastiche it’s not getting paid for. There’s no high-minded principle at work here — there’s Ferrari’s drive to pocket a little extra cash they can use to fix the Scuderia’s laughably off pace cars.

After 48 hours, Plein’s posts were still up. Let’s see what happens.

Ferrari Wants Instagrammer To Remove Pics Of His Car Because It’s Delusional About Who Buys Ferraris [Jalopnik]
Ferrari Allegedly Threatens 812 Superfast Owner With Legal Action Over ‘Distasteful’ Instagram Posts [The Drive]

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That Time They Gave Me This Ferrari At A Tech Show


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Morning Docket: 08.05.19

(Photo by Melina Mara/The Washington Post)

* Two back-to-back mass shootings were committed by domestic terrorists this past weekend, killing at least 29 people with dozens more injured. Lawmakers must do something, anything about America’s gun problem. [Wall Street Journal]

* Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell claims that he “saved the Supreme Court for a generation” by denying Judge Merrick Garland a confirmation hearing because those shouldn’t be held during presidential election years — unless the president up for election is Donald Trump. [Bloomberg]

* In other news related to Senator McConnell, he’s currently recovering from fracturing his shoulder this weekend, but plans to “continue to work from home” on not doing anything about gun control. We’d offer some thoughts and prayers, but you know how meaningless those are. [CBS News]

* Per this D.C. judge, the Trump administration’s latest move to bar those who did not cross the border at a designated port of entry from seeking asylum violates the Immigration and Nationality Act. How many strikes will it take for this one to get appealed to SCOTUS? [CNN]

* Louis Vuitton wants to keep senior in-house attorney Andowah Newton’s sexual harassment claims in arbitration, while she’d prefer to have her voice be heart in court under New York’s new #MeToo law. [Big Law Business]

* Spinderella, sue it up one time: the famous DJ is suing Salt-N-Pepa alleging not only that the group failed to pay her hundreds of thousands of dollars in royalties, but that she was underpaid for appearances and sometimes wasn’t even paid at all. [Showbiz CheatSheet]


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‘Zimbabwe Facing Worse Political, Economic Crisis Today Than Under Robert Mugabe’ – The Zimbabwean

The chairperson of the United States Senate Foreign Relations Committee says Zimbabwe is facing a worse political and economic crisis today than in 2017 when long-time ruler Robert Mugabe was forced from power by the country’s military.In a statement to mark the first anniversary of the killing of six people last August by security forces in Harare, Idaho Republican Senator Jim Risch said the economic and political situation is deteriorating fast in the country, hard-hit by foreign currency shortages, price increases and other issues.

“As Zimbabweans mark this somber anniversary, we are reminded of all that can go wrong when regime preservation comes ahead of real democratic change. Zimbabwe is facing a worse political and economic crisis today than in 2017 when long-time ruler Robert Mugabe was forced from power by the country’s military. Today, citizens are suffering under staggering inflation, regular fuel and water shortages, rolling blackouts, a failing currency, and an increasingly repressive political environment.

“President (Emmerson) Mnangagwa’s efforts to cleanse his government’s image abroad and to convince the Zimbabwean people that their economic woes are the fault of very targeted U.S. sanctions are the wrong priorities. These sanctions are on individuals who violated the rule of law and caused this political and economic chaos. President Mnangagwa should instead focus on delivering the ZANU-PF government’s long-promised reforms. He should also uphold his commitment to hold to account those in the military leadership responsible for ordering the shooting of unarmed civilians last August, and since then.”

There was no immediate reaction from the government on this issue as presidential spokesperson George Charamba’s mobile phone was unreachable. The Zimbabwean government has over the years criticized America for imposing targeted sanctions on top Zanu PF officials and several companies said to be linked to them, saying the measures have devastated the economy.

Mnangagwa made sweeping promises upon taking office, which included holding members in the military accountable for shooting and killing unarmed civilians in August 2018 and January 2019. The U.S. State Department imposed targeted sanctions on former Presidential Guard Commander Anselem Nhamo Sanyatwe and his spouse under Section 7031(c) of the Department of State, Foreign Operations, and Related Programs Appropriations Act “due to his involvement in gross violations of human rights, and in particular his role in the violent crackdown against unarmed Zimbabweans during the August 1, 2018, post-election protests.”

The Zimbabwe sanctions program implemented by the Office of Foreign Assets Control began on March 7, 2003, when the president issued an Executive Order imposing sanctions against specifically identified individuals and entities in Zimbabwe, as a result of the actions and policies of certain members of the Government of Zimbabwe and other persons undermining democratic institutions or processes in Zimbabwe.

Subsequent orders were issued by various U.S president in response to the continued undermining of democratic institutions by several Zanu PF officials.

According to the state-controlled Herald newspaper, the Zimbabwean government on Friday summoned United States Ambassador to Zimbabwe Brian Nichols to express its dismay over Washington’s decision to impose targeted sanctions on Ambassador-designate to Tanzania Anselem Sanyatwe and his wife, Chido Machona.

The newspaper reports that the secretary for Foreign Affairs and International Trade, Ambassador James Manzou, met with Ambassador Nichols at his Munhumutapa offices where he expressed Zimbabwe’s displeasure over the imposition of sanctions on the couple.

Questions remain as Zimbabwe marks anniversary of deadly security crackdown – The Zimbabwean

As the country remembers that tragic day, some family members of victims have been speaking out.

In a video posted on Twitter, Alison Charles recalls how on 1 August 2018, she had to go and identify the body of her brother, Gavin, one of six people shot dead in the security crackdown.

She found her brother’s body lying face down in a metal coffin on the back of a police pick-up truck.

“I identified him by his dreadlocks and the shoes he was wearing because his face was down,” said Alison Charles, her voice breaking with emotion.

“Like a dog off the road!”

“They threw him like a dog off the road into that coffin,” she said, adding that her brother was shot while trying to help a badly wounded person.

Activists have this week visited the graves of some of those killed, and the Zimbabwe Human Rights Forum on Friday held an event to remember the day using the hashtag #Wehavenotforgotten.

While memories of the crackdown are still vivid, state media says police have undergone retraining to bury the “ghost of 1 August”.

“Part of that retraining has focused on human rights-related aspects of policing and law-enforcement,” Foreign Minister Sibusiso Moyo said on Thursday.

The training is in line with recommendations made by the Motlanthe Commission of Inquiry into the killings. The commission recommended that the police be given the skills and capacity to deal with rioters, and be trained to be non-partisan.

Army to operate under police command

Moyo said in future, using the army to quell unrest should be avoided.

A new draft security law states that if the army is called in, soldiers have to “operate under the command structure of the police,” he added.

But observers say the draft law — the Maintenance of Peace and Order Bill — has just been given an “adverse report” by the Parliamentary Legal Committee because some of its clauses are deemed unconstitutional.

“If the Bill is not revised extensively it will have a chilling effect on freedom of expression, freedom of assembly and the right to demonstrate, all vital to a democratic society and all guaranteed by the Constitution,” notes parliamentary watchdog Veritas.

No soldier has yet been prosecuted for the 1 August killings, and the EU delegation to Harare has called for those responsible to be “held accountable to end impunity”.

On Thursday the US State Department said it was placing a former top Zimbabwean army commander and his wife on its targeted sanctions list for what it called “gross violations of human rights”. The official is Anselem Nhamo Sanyatwe, who was the commander of the Presidential Guard that led the 1 August crackdown.

Zimbabwe T-Bill auction oversubscribed after seven-year hiatus – The Zimbabwean

3.8.2019 20:03

HARARE (Reuters) – Zimbabwe’s central bank said on Friday its first Treasury Bill auction in seven years, aimed at raising $3.25 million, was oversubscribed more than four times as the government started open market borrowing to enhance transparency on its domestic debt.

Mthuli Ncube, Minister of Finance and Economic Development of Zimbabwe 

Finance Minister Mthuli Ncube told parliament on Thursday that the government’s domestic debt was now 8.8 billion Zimbabwe dollars, down from 9.5 billion last year.

The economy is expected to contract this year due to a drought, foreign currency shortages and severe power cuts, Ncube said, as he announced a threefold hike in electricity tariffs that will fuel already crippling inflation.

The central bank received 132.7 million Zimbabwe dollars ($3.25 million) in bids for its 91-day Treasury Bill and allotted 30 million Zimbabwe dollars at an average interest rate of 15.6%.

The government had relied on a central bank overdraft and private Treasury Bill sales to fund the budget, which analysts said was opaque and helped drive the deficit to 11.7% of GDP last year.

Ncube said the budget deficit would come down to 5% of GDP this year. He announced a raft of measures to raise money including vehicle licence and toll fees, which he said were necessary after the government removed an official peg to the U.S. dollar in February. ($1 = 9.2280 Zimbabwe dollars)

Zimbabwe, the country we don’t know how to survive
Conceal the burn: Zimbabwe is withholding official inflation da

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Conceal the burn: Zimbabwe is withholding official inflation da – The Zimbabwean

Runaway prices have been a persistent problem in Zimbabwe, which has the world’s second-highest inflation rate [Philimon Bulawayo/Reuters]

Harare, Zimbabwe  The statistics agency in Zimbabwe will not publish annualised inflation numbers until February of next year, to enable the government to collect more data comparing price information on a like-for-like basis, a top official said amid rising unrest over skyrocketing costs and goods shortages.

In a televised midterm fiscal policy review on Thursday, Finance Minister Mthuli Ncube said that Zimstat, the nation’s statistical body, will release the numbers in 2020 because prices are no longer measured in United States dollars, making the figures incompatible.

Zimbabwe in June outlawed the use of foreign currencies in domestic transactions, and made the new Zimbabwe dollar – also called the“zollar” or “Zimdollar” – the sole legal tender in the country.

“The change in the currency regime from multi-currency [system] to Zimbabwe dollar has definitely impacted on the base for calculation of [consumer price indices], and hence inflation,” said Ncube.

“Given this transition, Zimstat will defer publication of year-on-year inflation, while building up data of prices in mono-currency for a period of 12 months to February 2020. This will ensure that we compare like with like in terms of currency regimes,” he added.

For now, Ncube said consumers should focus on published month-on-month numbers to gauge price movements.

While the minister’s decision may make sense from a technical point of view, to ordinary Zimbabweans the move was merely an attempt to conceal what is likely to be a massive jump in prices over the next six months.

‘Visible scars’

The troubled Southern African country adopted the US dollar in 2009 after hyperinflation decimated the value of the original Zimbabwean dollar, which was demonetised in 2015.

Annualised inflation in Zimbabwe surged to 175.66 percent in June, up from 97.85 percent in May.

On a monthly basis, consumer prices rose 39.9 percent in June, compared with 12.54 percent in May – raising the spectre of hyperinflation yet again. That threshold is defined as being when prices go up 50 percent in a month.

This is not the first time Ncube has rebased an inflation formula since taking office a year ago.

But if Zimstat had not changed its formula for measuring the consumer price index, the June reading – based on the old formula – would have landed the country in hyperinflation territory.

Additionally, the Southern African nation revised the basic data for its economy data last October, boosting its size by 40 percent to $25.8bn. This process – known as “rebasing” GDP – alters the methodology for calculating gross domestic product and has been used recently in several African countries such as Nigeria and Kenya.

Zimbabwe insisted again in May on a second rebasing after the adoption of the new currency in February.

“The story of Zimbabwe’s inflation has visible scars in our lives and deserves proactive and appropriate attention,” Ncube told lawmakers in the country’s parliament in the capital on Thursday afternoon.

“However, it is common cause that inflation is triggered by [the] running of huge budget deficits, financed through monetisation – which creates high money-supply growth,” said Ncube, referring to the government’s practice of printing large amounts of money.

The finance minister said Zimbabwe should rein in deficit spending and rebalance trade to prevent inflation.

“Attainment of a fiscal surplus, combined with a current account balance during the first half of the year, constitutes a firm road map to confidence-building much required by this economy,” he added.

‘Significant and uncontrolled’

Under former President Robert Mugabe, Zimbabwe ran a huge budget deficit and financed it with the issuance of Treasury bills and an overdraft facility at the central bank.

According to Ncube, this led to a “significant and uncontrolled” expansion of the money supply, spawning demand for foreign currency in both the formal and black markets.

He said the country’s fiscal health for the first half of the year was stable and largely in line with government targets, as monthly revenue collection exceeded expectations by 20.2 percent.

But total government spending came in over budget by 15 percent, owing to what Ncube called “inescapable and unforeseen expenditures”. These stemmed from still-pesky inflation, exchange rate fluctuations, drought and the Cyclone Idai disaster.

Some of the money went to cushioning allowances to civil servants paid in the first quarter and a cost-of-living adjustment implemented starting in April. Other funds were funnelled to subsidised mass transit and other infrastructure programmes.

Ncube said his Transitional Stabilisation Programme, an economic road map that mandates massive austerity measures, promises “strong, sustained and shared growth”.

But ordinary Zimbabweans blame budget-tightening and hopeless inflation for general hardships and bemoan a declining standard of living since President Emmerson Mnangagwa took over a year ago.

Zimbabwe: TelOne and NetOne to be privatised by the end of the year – The Zimbabwean

The government in Zimbabwe is set to privatise two major telecoms companies this year. REUTERS/Philimon Bulawayo

This was announced by finance minister Mthuli Ncube on 10 July during a public meeting in Harare.

As a result of this move, the government will retain 26% of shares in each of the entities in order to be able to “block certain decisions”, thanks to these “effective minority shareholdings”. While nothing has yet been formalised, the minister suggested to the Zimbabwe Independent newspaper that South Africans MTN and Telkom and Isabel Dos Santos, the Angolan businesswoman and daughter of the former president, had already expressed their interest.

“Initially, we wanted to privatise these (TelOne and NetOne) as separate entities then we decided to do them as a package so we had to get an adviser for both transactions as one and that step takes quite a while,” the minister told the paper. According to some unidentified reports cited by TechZim, the amount of this double privatisation could easily reach $300m.

According to the same site, TelOne, created in 1980 and the country’s second-largest mobile phone operator, is still losing money despite improving results, mainly due to unpaid bills from its government customers. On the other hand, the leading internet service provider, NetOne, founded in 1996, seems to be in better shape, with profits of $10m in 2018.

43 state-owned and parastatal companies to be privatised

These privatisations are part of the transitional stabilisation programme launched in October 2018 by President Emmerson Mnangagwa, which foresees the eventual sale of shares in 43 state-owned and parastatal companies.

Since the 2000s, the Zimbabwean economy has been . Affected by the hyper-inflation characteristic of the Mugabe period, Zimbabwe’s President from 1987 to 2017, the country had to face severe political, economic and humanitarian crises.

Elected in November 2017, President Emmerson Mnangagwa has since attempted to reform the national economy, regularly provoking major protests. At the beginning of the year, he announced the recovery of the Zimbabwean dollar in 2019, following its suspension in 2009 by his predecessor Robert Mugabe, in favour of the US dollar and other regional currencies.

NSSA audit report exposes shocking levels of corruption – The Zimbabwean

3.8.2019 18:52

THE National Social Security Authority (NSSA) forensic audit report tabled in Parliament this week exposes shocking corruption, criminal abuse of office, fraud and theft.

Mupfumira, a senior member of the ruling ZANU-PF party was previously labour minister and social welfare minister [File: Ministry of Environment, Tourism and hospitality]

Environment, Tourism and Hospitality Industry Minister Prisca Mupfumira and the authority’s former board chairman Mr Robin Vela feature prominently in the report.

Read full report: NSSA audit report via Kukurigo

Zimbabwe: TelOne and NetOne to be privatised by the end of the year
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