Trump’s Lawyers Burn Down DOJ In Bonfire Of Corruption – Above the Law

(Photo
by
Angela
Weiss

Pool/Getty
Images)

The
Justice
Department
has
fallen,
and
we
can’t
even
blame
Elon
Musk
and
his
band
of
incel
code
bros.
This
assault
comes
thanks
to
President
Trump’s
personal
lawyer,
Emil
Bove,
the
dead-eyed
villain
currently
occupying
the
chair
of
deputy
attorney
general.

On
Monday,
Bove

directed

the
Southern
District
of
New
York
to
dismiss
the
bribery
and
corruption
charges
against
Mayor
Eric
Adams.
He
called
the
timing
of
the
prosecution

seven
months
before
the
primary

political
retribution
by
the
Biden
administration
for
Adams’s
critiques
of
his
fellow
Democrat’s
immigration
policies.
He
added
that
“the
pending
prosecution
has
unduly
restricted
Mayor
Adams’
ability
to
devote
full
attention
and
resources
to
the
illegal
immigration
and
violent
crime
that
escalated
under
the
policies
of
the
prior
Administration”
and
instructed
the
acting
US
Attorney
for
SDNY
to
dismiss
the
case
without
prejudice
so
that
it
could
be
revisited
after
the
November
election.

And
then
for
several
days
nothing
happened.
Or
at
least
nothing
happened
on
the
docket
besides
a
couple
of
sealed
filings
related
to
classified
evidence.

Then
yesterday
Danielle
Sassoon,
the
acting
USA,
resigned
rather
than
carry
out
Bove’s
order.

In
a
scathing

letter

to
Attorney
General
Pam
Bondi,
also
a
former
personal
lawyer
of
the
president,
she
described
an
explicit
quid
pro
quo
in
which
the
DOJ
agreed
to
dismiss
the
charges
in
exchange
for
Adams’s
abrogating
New
York’s
sanctuary
city
policies,
which
were
enacted
by
statute
in
2014.

This
is
clearly
an
abdication
of
both
the
rules
of
professional
conduct
and
the
Justice
Department
manual:

Federal
prosecutors
may
not
consider
a
potential
defendant’s
“political
associations,
activities,
or
beliefs.”
Id.
§
9-27.260;
see
also
Wayte
v.
United
States,
470
U.S.
598,
608
(1985)
(politically
motivated
prosecutions
violate
the
Constitution).
If
a
criminal
prosecution
cannot
be
used
to
punish
political
activity,
it
likewise
cannot
be
used
to
induce
or
coerce
such
activity.
Threatening
criminal
prosecution
even
to
gain
an
advantage
in
civil
litigation
is
considered
misconduct
for
an
attorney.
See,
e.g.,
D.C.
Bar
Ethics
Opinion
339;
ABA
Criminal
Justice
Standard
3-1.6
(“A
prosecutor
should
not
use
other
improper
considerations,
such
as
partisan
or
political
or
personal
considerations,
in
exercising
prosecutorial
discretion.”).
In
your
words,
“the
Department
of
Justice
will
not
tolerate
abuses
of
the
criminal
justice
process,
coercive
behavior,
or
other
forms
of
misconduct.”
Dismissal
of
the
indictment
for
no
other
reason
than
to
influence
Adams’s
mayoral
decision-making
would
be
all
three.

The

Times

reports
that
Adams,
who
is
represented
by
Elon
Musk’s
lawyer
Alex
Spiro
of
Quinn
Emanuel,
has
wooed
Trump
since
the
election.
And
Sassoon’s
letter
paints
a
picture
of
Bove
going
around
the
prosecution
team
and
working
to
keep
the
corrupt
bargain
secret

I
attended
a
meeting
on
January
31,
2025,
with
Mr.
Bove,
Adams’s
counsel,
and
members
of
my
office.
Adams’s
attorneys
repeatedly
urged
what
amounted
to
a
quid
pro
quo,
indicating
that
Adams
would
be
in
a
position
to
assist
with
the
Department’s
enforcement
priorities
only
if
the
indictment
were
dismissed.
Mr.
Bove
admonished
a
member
of
my
team
who
took
notes
during
that
meeting
and
directed
the
collection
of
those
notes
at
the
meeting’s
conclusion.

In
a

positively
unhinged
letter

to
Sassoon,
Bove
accused
her
of
professional
misconduct
and
insubordination.

“You
lost
sight
of
the
oath
that
you
took
when
you
started
at
the
Department
of
Justice
by
suggesting
that
you
retain
discretion
to
interpret
the
Constitution
in
a
manner
inconsistent
with
the
policies
of
a
democratically
elected
President
and
a
Senate-confirmed
Attorney
General,”
he
raged,
accusing
the
prosecutor
of
“endanger[ing]
the
lives
of
millions
of
New
Yorkers”
by
refusing
to
agree
to
the
deal.

“It
is
not
for
local
federal
officials
such
as
yourself,
who
lack
access
to
all
relevant
information,
to
question
these
judgments
within
the
Justice
Department’s
chain
of
command,”
he
fulminated,
adding
that
“In
no
valid
sense
do
you
uphold
the
Constitution
by
disobeying
direct
orders
implementing
the
policy
of
a
duly
elected
President,
and
anyone
romanticizing
that
behavior
does
a
disservice
to
the
nature
of
this
work
and
the
public’s
perception
of
our
efforts.”

Bove
placed
Sassoon’s
deputies
on
administrative
leave
with
no
access
to
their
office
or
email,
promised
to
investigate
everyone
involved
in
this
“insubordination,”
and
removed
the
case
to
Main
Justice.

The
edict
was
clear:
Prosecutions
are
a
political
tool,
and
anyone
who
objects
will
be
professionally
destroyed.

But
it
would
appear
that
more
than
one
lawyer
was
willing
to
take
the
risk.
Yesterday
at
least
five
other
attorneys
resigned
rather
than
carry
out
Bove’s
order,
including
John
Keller,
the
acting
head
of
the
Public
Integrity
Section,
and
Kevin
Driscoll,
the
head
of
the
Criminal
Division.
As
of
this
writing,
there
appears
to
be
no
one
willing
to
put
their
name
on
the
Rule
48
motion.

Meanwhile,
Adams
has
suddenly
decided
that
it’s

fine,
actually,

for
ICE
to

set
up
shop

at
Rikers
Island.

And
while
Spiro
immediately
released
a

statement

calling
Sassoon’s
allegations
“a
total
lie,”
his
client
was
on
Fox
with
Trump’s
official
Rage
Uncle
Tom
Homan
confirming
it.

Meanwhile,
the
Justice
Department
has
gone
from
treating
prosecutorial
independence
as
at
least
nominally
sacrosanct
to
openly
deriding
it
as
insubordination
worthy
of
termination.

W(h)ither
democracy.


United
States v. ADAMS

[Docket
via
Court
Listener]





Liz
Dye
 lives
in
Baltimore
where
she
produces
the
Law
and
Chaos substack and podcast.

Trump’s Lawyers Burn Down DOJ In Bonfire Of Corruption – Above the Law

(Photo
by
Angela
Weiss

Pool/Getty
Images)

The
Justice
Department
has
fallen,
and
we
can’t
even
blame
Elon
Musk
and
his
band
of
incel
code
bros.
This
assault
comes
thanks
to
President
Trump’s
personal
lawyer,
Emil
Bove,
the
dead-eyed
villain
currently
occupying
the
chair
of
deputy
attorney
general.

On
Monday,
Bove

directed

the
Southern
District
of
New
York
to
dismiss
the
bribery
and
corruption
charges
against
Mayor
Eric
Adams.
He
called
the
timing
of
the
prosecution

seven
months
before
the
primary

political
retribution
by
the
Biden
administration
for
Adams’s
critiques
of
his
fellow
Democrat’s
immigration
policies.
He
added
that
“the
pending
prosecution
has
unduly
restricted
Mayor
Adams’
ability
to
devote
full
attention
and
resources
to
the
illegal
immigration
and
violent
crime
that
escalated
under
the
policies
of
the
prior
Administration”
and
instructed
the
acting
US
Attorney
for
SDNY
to
dismiss
the
case
without
prejudice
so
that
it
could
be
revisited
after
the
November
election.

And
then
for
several
days
nothing
happened.
Or
at
least
nothing
happened
on
the
docket
besides
a
couple
of
sealed
filings
related
to
classified
evidence.

Then
yesterday
Danielle
Sassoon,
the
acting
USA,
resigned
rather
than
carry
out
Bove’s
order.

In
a
scathing

letter

to
Attorney
General
Pam
Bondi,
also
a
former
personal
lawyer
of
the
president,
she
described
an
explicit
quid
pro
quo
in
which
the
DOJ
agreed
to
dismiss
the
charges
in
exchange
for
Adams’s
abrogating
New
York’s
sanctuary
city
policies,
which
were
enacted
by
statute
in
2014.

This
is
clearly
an
abdication
of
both
the
rules
of
professional
conduct
and
the
Justice
Department
manual:

Federal
prosecutors
may
not
consider
a
potential
defendant’s
“political
associations,
activities,
or
beliefs.”
Id.
§
9-27.260;
see
also
Wayte
v.
United
States,
470
U.S.
598,
608
(1985)
(politically
motivated
prosecutions
violate
the
Constitution).
If
a
criminal
prosecution
cannot
be
used
to
punish
political
activity,
it
likewise
cannot
be
used
to
induce
or
coerce
such
activity.
Threatening
criminal
prosecution
even
to
gain
an
advantage
in
civil
litigation
is
considered
misconduct
for
an
attorney.
See,
e.g.,
D.C.
Bar
Ethics
Opinion
339;
ABA
Criminal
Justice
Standard
3-1.6
(“A
prosecutor
should
not
use
other
improper
considerations,
such
as
partisan
or
political
or
personal
considerations,
in
exercising
prosecutorial
discretion.”).
In
your
words,
“the
Department
of
Justice
will
not
tolerate
abuses
of
the
criminal
justice
process,
coercive
behavior,
or
other
forms
of
misconduct.”
Dismissal
of
the
indictment
for
no
other
reason
than
to
influence
Adams’s
mayoral
decision-making
would
be
all
three.

The

Times

reports
that
Adams,
who
is
represented
by
Elon
Musk’s
lawyer
Alex
Spiro
of
Quinn
Emanuel,
has
wooed
Trump
since
the
election.
And
Sassoon’s
letter
paints
a
picture
of
Bove
going
around
the
prosecution
team
and
working
to
keep
the
corrupt
bargain
secret

I
attended
a
meeting
on
January
31,
2025,
with
Mr.
Bove,
Adams’s
counsel,
and
members
of
my
office.
Adams’s
attorneys
repeatedly
urged
what
amounted
to
a
quid
pro
quo,
indicating
that
Adams
would
be
in
a
position
to
assist
with
the
Department’s
enforcement
priorities
only
if
the
indictment
were
dismissed.
Mr.
Bove
admonished
a
member
of
my
team
who
took
notes
during
that
meeting
and
directed
the
collection
of
those
notes
at
the
meeting’s
conclusion.

In
a

positively
unhinged
letter

to
Sassoon,
Bove
accused
her
of
professional
misconduct
and
insubordination.

“You
lost
sight
of
the
oath
that
you
took
when
you
started
at
the
Department
of
Justice
by
suggesting
that
you
retain
discretion
to
interpret
the
Constitution
in
a
manner
inconsistent
with
the
policies
of
a
democratically
elected
President
and
a
Senate-confirmed
Attorney
General,”
he
raged,
accusing
the
prosecutor
of
“endanger[ing]
the
lives
of
millions
of
New
Yorkers”
by
refusing
to
agree
to
the
deal.

“It
is
not
for
local
federal
officials
such
as
yourself,
who
lack
access
to
all
relevant
information,
to
question
these
judgments
within
the
Justice
Department’s
chain
of
command,”
he
fulminated,
adding
that
“In
no
valid
sense
do
you
uphold
the
Constitution
by
disobeying
direct
orders
implementing
the
policy
of
a
duly
elected
President,
and
anyone
romanticizing
that
behavior
does
a
disservice
to
the
nature
of
this
work
and
the
public’s
perception
of
our
efforts.”

Bove
placed
Sassoon’s
deputies
on
administrative
leave
with
no
access
to
their
office
or
email,
promised
to
investigate
everyone
involved
in
this
“insubordination,”
and
removed
the
case
to
Main
Justice.

The
edict
was
clear:
Prosecutions
are
a
political
tool,
and
anyone
who
objects
will
be
professionally
destroyed.

But
it
would
appear
that
more
than
one
lawyer
was
willing
to
take
the
risk.
Yesterday
at
least
five
other
attorneys
resigned
rather
than
carry
out
Bove’s
order,
including
John
Keller,
the
acting
head
of
the
Public
Integrity
Section,
and
Kevin
Driscoll,
the
head
of
the
Criminal
Division.
As
of
this
writing,
there
appears
to
be
no
one
willing
to
put
their
name
on
the
Rule
48
motion.

Meanwhile,
Adams
has
suddenly
decided
that
it’s

fine,
actually,

for
ICE
to

set
up
shop

at
Rikers
Island.

And
while
Spiro
immediately
released
a

statement

calling
Sassoon’s
allegations
“a
total
lie,”
his
client
was
on
Fox
with
Trump’s
official
Rage
Uncle
Tom
Homan
confirming
it.

Meanwhile,
the
Justice
Department
has
gone
from
treating
prosecutorial
independence
as
at
least
nominally
sacrosanct
to
openly
deriding
it
as
insubordination
worthy
of
termination.

W(h)ither
democracy.


United
States v. ADAMS

[Docket
via
Court
Listener]





Liz
Dye
 lives
in
Baltimore
where
she
produces
the
Law
and
Chaos substack and podcast.

Trump’s Lawyers Burn Down DOJ In Bonfire Of Corruption – Above the Law

(Photo
by
Angela
Weiss

Pool/Getty
Images)

The
Justice
Department
has
fallen,
and
we
can’t
even
blame
Elon
Musk
and
his
band
of
incel
code
bros.
This
assault
comes
thanks
to
President
Trump’s
personal
lawyer,
Emil
Bove,
the
dead-eyed
villain
currently
occupying
the
chair
of
deputy
attorney
general.

On
Monday,
Bove

directed

the
Southern
District
of
New
York
to
dismiss
the
bribery
and
corruption
charges
against
Mayor
Eric
Adams.
He
called
the
timing
of
the
prosecution

seven
months
before
the
primary

political
retribution
by
the
Biden
administration
for
Adams’s
critiques
of
his
fellow
Democrat’s
immigration
policies.
He
added
that
“the
pending
prosecution
has
unduly
restricted
Mayor
Adams’
ability
to
devote
full
attention
and
resources
to
the
illegal
immigration
and
violent
crime
that
escalated
under
the
policies
of
the
prior
Administration”
and
instructed
the
acting
US
Attorney
for
SDNY
to
dismiss
the
case
without
prejudice
so
that
it
could
be
revisited
after
the
November
election.

And
then
for
several
days
nothing
happened.
Or
at
least
nothing
happened
on
the
docket
besides
a
couple
of
sealed
filings
related
to
classified
evidence.

Then
yesterday
Danielle
Sassoon,
the
acting
USA,
resigned
rather
than
carry
out
Bove’s
order.

In
a
scathing

letter

to
Attorney
General
Pam
Bondi,
also
a
former
personal
lawyer
of
the
president,
she
described
an
explicit
quid
pro
quo
in
which
the
DOJ
agreed
to
dismiss
the
charges
in
exchange
for
Adams’s
abrogating
New
York’s
sanctuary
city
policies,
which
were
enacted
by
statute
in
2014.

This
is
clearly
an
abdication
of
both
the
rules
of
professional
conduct
and
the
Justice
Department
manual:

Federal
prosecutors
may
not
consider
a
potential
defendant’s
“political
associations,
activities,
or
beliefs.”
Id.
§
9-27.260;
see
also
Wayte
v.
United
States,
470
U.S.
598,
608
(1985)
(politically
motivated
prosecutions
violate
the
Constitution).
If
a
criminal
prosecution
cannot
be
used
to
punish
political
activity,
it
likewise
cannot
be
used
to
induce
or
coerce
such
activity.
Threatening
criminal
prosecution
even
to
gain
an
advantage
in
civil
litigation
is
considered
misconduct
for
an
attorney.
See,
e.g.,
D.C.
Bar
Ethics
Opinion
339;
ABA
Criminal
Justice
Standard
3-1.6
(“A
prosecutor
should
not
use
other
improper
considerations,
such
as
partisan
or
political
or
personal
considerations,
in
exercising
prosecutorial
discretion.”).
In
your
words,
“the
Department
of
Justice
will
not
tolerate
abuses
of
the
criminal
justice
process,
coercive
behavior,
or
other
forms
of
misconduct.”
Dismissal
of
the
indictment
for
no
other
reason
than
to
influence
Adams’s
mayoral
decision-making
would
be
all
three.

The

Times

reports
that
Adams,
who
is
represented
by
Elon
Musk’s
lawyer
Alex
Spiro
of
Quinn
Emanuel,
has
wooed
Trump
since
the
election.
And
Sassoon’s
letter
paints
a
picture
of
Bove
going
around
the
prosecution
team
and
working
to
keep
the
corrupt
bargain
secret

I
attended
a
meeting
on
January
31,
2025,
with
Mr.
Bove,
Adams’s
counsel,
and
members
of
my
office.
Adams’s
attorneys
repeatedly
urged
what
amounted
to
a
quid
pro
quo,
indicating
that
Adams
would
be
in
a
position
to
assist
with
the
Department’s
enforcement
priorities
only
if
the
indictment
were
dismissed.
Mr.
Bove
admonished
a
member
of
my
team
who
took
notes
during
that
meeting
and
directed
the
collection
of
those
notes
at
the
meeting’s
conclusion.

In
a

positively
unhinged
letter

to
Sassoon,
Bove
accused
her
of
professional
misconduct
and
insubordination.

“You
lost
sight
of
the
oath
that
you
took
when
you
started
at
the
Department
of
Justice
by
suggesting
that
you
retain
discretion
to
interpret
the
Constitution
in
a
manner
inconsistent
with
the
policies
of
a
democratically
elected
President
and
a
Senate-confirmed
Attorney
General,”
he
raged,
accusing
the
prosecutor
of
“endanger[ing]
the
lives
of
millions
of
New
Yorkers”
by
refusing
to
agree
to
the
deal.

“It
is
not
for
local
federal
officials
such
as
yourself,
who
lack
access
to
all
relevant
information,
to
question
these
judgments
within
the
Justice
Department’s
chain
of
command,”
he
fulminated,
adding
that
“In
no
valid
sense
do
you
uphold
the
Constitution
by
disobeying
direct
orders
implementing
the
policy
of
a
duly
elected
President,
and
anyone
romanticizing
that
behavior
does
a
disservice
to
the
nature
of
this
work
and
the
public’s
perception
of
our
efforts.”

Bove
placed
Sassoon’s
deputies
on
administrative
leave
with
no
access
to
their
office
or
email,
promised
to
investigate
everyone
involved
in
this
“insubordination,”
and
removed
the
case
to
Main
Justice.

The
edict
was
clear:
Prosecutions
are
a
political
tool,
and
anyone
who
objects
will
be
professionally
destroyed.

But
it
would
appear
that
more
than
one
lawyer
was
willing
to
take
the
risk.
Yesterday
at
least
five
other
attorneys
resigned
rather
than
carry
out
Bove’s
order,
including
John
Keller,
the
acting
head
of
the
Public
Integrity
Section,
and
Kevin
Driscoll,
the
head
of
the
Criminal
Division.
As
of
this
writing,
there
appears
to
be
no
one
willing
to
put
their
name
on
the
Rule
48
motion.

Meanwhile,
Adams
has
suddenly
decided
that
it’s

fine,
actually,

for
ICE
to

set
up
shop

at
Rikers
Island.

And
while
Spiro
immediately
released
a

statement

calling
Sassoon’s
allegations
“a
total
lie,”
his
client
was
on
Fox
with
Trump’s
official
Rage
Uncle
Tom
Homan
confirming
it.

Meanwhile,
the
Justice
Department
has
gone
from
treating
prosecutorial
independence
as
at
least
nominally
sacrosanct
to
openly
deriding
it
as
insubordination
worthy
of
termination.

W(h)ither
democracy.


United
States v. ADAMS

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via
Court
Listener]





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 lives
in
Baltimore
where
she
produces
the
Law
and
Chaos substack and podcast.

Donald Trump Actually Hung Mugshot Outside The Oval Office – Above the Law

Donald
Trump
held
court
with
Indian
Prime
Minister
Narendra
Modi
yesterday
in
the
Oval
Office.
The
meeting
was
largely
overshadowed
by
the
ongoing
DOGE
shenanigans
carried
out
by
President
Musk
this
week,
though
it
did
feature
the

most
absurdly
sycophantic
“journalist”
question

since
Lisa
Simpson
asked
Mr.
Burns
to
explain
why
he’s
so
popular.

We
also
had
an
opportunity
to
check
out
the
new
look
for
the
White
House.
It’s
not
Jackie
Kennedy
showing
off
new
drapes
or
anything,
but
it’s
a
start.

Then
Brian
Baez
noticed
something
late
last
night…

Honestly,
I
refused
to
believe
it
despite
trusting
Baez’s
work.
But
I
fired
up
our
Getty
subscription
and
loaded
a
high-resolution
image
from
a
different
angle
and…


(Photo
by
JIM
WATSON/AFP
via
Getty
Images)

As
they
might
say
on
one
of
those
CSI
shows…
“Zoom
in.
ENHANCE!”

Hey
defense
lawyers?
How
excited
would
you
be
to
learn
that
your
client
framed
their
mugshot
and
hung
it
up
in
the
office?

That’s
the
New
York
Post
cover
of
August
25,
2023
featuring

Trump’s
mugshot

when
he
turned
himself
into
Fulton
County,
Georgia
authorities.
The
Oval
Office
is
adorned
with
official
portraits
and
sculptures
of
presidents
at
their
most
heroic

even
if
they
were,
in
fact,

scumbags


and
Trump’s
decision
is
to
place
his
mugshot
outside
the
office
as
a
monument
to
managing
to

call
election
officials
to
ask
them
to
conjure
up
non-existent
votes

and
suffer
zero
consequences.

Presidents
normally
don’t
place
portraits
of
themselves
in
the
White
House
because
that’s
a
symptom
of
narcissistic
psychosis.
Not
that
there
haven’t
been
presidents
with
narcissistic
psychosis,
but
they’ve
historically
had
the
bare
minimum
of
connection
with
reality
to
not
celebrate
that
condition.

Though
if
a
president

were

to
post
up
a
self-portrait,
you’d
think
he’d
pick
something
vaguely
flattering.
Something,
I
don’t
know,

presidential
.
Not
a
memento
from
when

they
got
their
buddies
convicted
.
Why
would
he
want
to
celebrate
that
every
day
and

more
to
the
point

remind
every
dignitary
of
his
felonious
background?
The
most
likely
reason
is
that
he
sees
it
as
an
accomplishment.
He

won
.
He
was
hauled
into
court
on
serious
criminal
charges
and
nothing
happened.
Even
when
he
lost
and
got
convicted
of
felonies
in
another
case
he
still
won
because
nothing
happened.
He
probably
wants
to
remind
himself
and
everyone
else
that
he’s
the
real
Teflon
Don.

Look,
if
he
posted
that
stupid
“something
nicked
my
entirely
unblemished
ear
and
let’s
just
pretend
it
was
a
bullet”
picture
it
would
be
childish
but
at
least
it
supports
a
messianic
narrative.
It’s
actually
sort
of
telling
that
he
views
“beating
the
rap
in
Georgia”
as
more
of
a
monument
to
his
strongman
brand
than
“surviving
a
failed
assassination.”
A
mugshot
that
one
of
his
own
lawyers
admits

makes
the
president
look
like
a
Batman
villain

highlights
the
gaping
chasm
where
a
basic
sense
of
decorum
should
reside.

But
if
you’re
the
kind
of
guy
who
reads
national
security
documents
on
a
gold
toilet
perhaps
we
ask
too
much.




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Best Practices When Working With Expert Witnesses – Above the Law

Litigators
often
need
to
engage
the
services
of
expert
witnesses
while
prosecuting
or
defending
certain
types
of
cases. 
Sometimes,
experts
are
needed
to
inform
a
fact
finder
about
complicated
matters
related
to
a
case,
and
in
other
circumstances,
an
expert
is
needed
for
a
party
to
prove
its
basic
case.
Dealing
with
expert
witnesses
is
not
something
that
lawyers
learn
on
the
bar
exam,
or
as
an
associate
attorney,
but
working
with
experts
can
mean
the
difference
between
victory
or
failure
in
a
given
case.
Lawyers
can
keep
certain
things
in
mind
to
make
the
best
use
of
experts
during
litigation.


Fixed
Fees

Clients
often
complain
to
lawyers
about
counsel
fees
and
how
unpredictable
invoices
can
be
for
a
given
legal
matter. 
However,
experts
can
be
even
more
unpredictable
with
their
fees,
and
they
are
not
subject
to
many
of
the
same
record-keeping
requirements
as
lawyers. Moreover,
experts
often
have
more
leverage
when
it
comes
to
having
their
fees
paid
since
experts
(unlike
lawyers)
can
usually
terminate
their
involvement
with
a
case
at
any
given
time.

I
have
dealt
with
experts
who
charged
more
to
read
a
deposition
transcript
than
I
spent
taking
the
very
same
deposition
and
exhibit
other
billing
practices
that
were
hard
to
justify. Since
experts
can
bill
clients
for
an
inordinate
amount
of
money,
negotiating
a
fixed
fee
with
experts,
whenever
possible,
usually
makes
sense. Fixed
fees
are
commonplace
when
it
comes
to
experts
who
routinely
give
certain
types
of
reports,
although
hourly
rates
may
apply
to
testimony. 
However,
I
have
found
that
many
great
experts
will
agree
to
a
fixed-fee
for
all
kinds
of
experts.
Fixed
fees
can
keep
the
client
happy
and
can
also
ensure
that
experts
do
not
go
overboard
and
bill
in
an
unpredictable
fashion.


Written
Conversations

Lawyers
should
keep
in
mind:
minimize
the
amount
of
written
conversations
and
document
exchanges
you
have
with
experts. Although
communications
with
experts
and
counsel
may
be
privileged,
this
might
not
apply
if
third
parties
are
also
present
in
communications.
In
addition,
in
some
jurisdictions,
the
materials
provided
to
experts
are
discoverable
by
other
parties
to
the
litigation.
In
still
other
situations,
drafts
of
expert
reports
might
be
discoverable.

Lawyers
and
experts
should
try
to
minimize
the
amount
of
content
that
is
discoverable
by
other
parties
to
litigation. 
Even
if
such
materials
are
innocuous,
they
might
be
twisted
to
create
a
narrative
that
does
not
favor
a
client.
Having
phone
calls
and
zoom
meetings
rather
than
written
communication
is
often
the
best
way
to
minimize
the
generation
of
discoverable
material.


Listen
To
Experts

In
many
situations,
experts
are
not
only
useful
for
the
testimony
or
reports
they
provide,
but
about
their
suggestion
for
strategies
to
pursue. Experts
often
have
a
better
understanding
of
complicated
subject
matters
than
lawyers
themselves,
and
experts
can
be
useful
when
it
comes
to
advancing
arguments
in
litigation.
For
instance,
I
once
hired
an
expert
to
produce
a
report
that
supported
a
theory
of
the
case
I
created.
However,
the
expert
had
theories
of
her
own
that
added
to
the
claims
I
wanted
to
make
in
the
litigation.
This
gave
us
a
much
better
chance
at
victory
in
the
litigation,
and
I
credited
the
expert
with
theories
of
liability
that
I
did
not
originally
consider
when
evaluating
the
case.

All
told,
experts
can
be
extremely
useful
when
it
comes
to
prosecuting
or
defending
claims
in
litigation.
With
a
few
suggestions
in
mind,
lawyers
can
ensure
they
best
use
the
services
of
experts
without
drawbacks
that
might
sometimes
exist
when
engaging
those
experts
in
litigation.




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At Last, DOGE And Musk Are Finally Named In A Lawsuit, Albeit ‘Officially’ – Above the Law

Given
that
there
does
not
seem
to
have
been
a
single
thing
Trump
has
done
since
entering
office
that
has
been
legal,
nor
has
his
lackey
Musk
(or
is
it
Trump
that’s
the
lackey…?),
there
is
not
a
single
thing
that
doesn’t
require
litigation
to
challenge
and
enjoin.
But
we’re
starting
to
see
the
floodgates
open
as
more
and
more
aggrieved
plaintiffs
are
able
to
get
their
lawsuits
into
court.

They
are all worth
watching.
But
the
ones
of
particular
relevance
here
are
those
that
involve
DOGE’s lawless
incursions
 into
the
nation’s most
sensitive
computer
systems
.
Each
incursion
that
Musk
and
his
minions
have
made
into
each
computer
system
has
caused,
or
portends
to
cause,
any
number
of
harms
to
any
number
of
people.
With
these
lawsuits
the
people
are
fighting
back
to
try
to
at
least
stop,
if
not
also
remediate,
all
this
harm.
For
instance,
we’ve
already
written
about
how
several
states sued over
DOGE’s
incursion
into
the
Treasury
department’s
systems
(which
was
just
one
of
the
lawsuits
brought
over
that
incursion).
Then
this
week
came
this lawsuit over
the
incursion
of
OPM’s
systems.

This
lawsuit
is
especially
notable
for
a
few
reasons.
OPM
is
the
Office
of
Personnel
Management,
or
basically
HR
for
federal
workers,
and
its
computer
systems
contain
an
incredible
amount
of
sensitive
information
about
millions
of
federal
employees
and
contractors,
past
and
present.
From
the complaint:


Defendant
OPM
maintains,
under
strict
disclosure
and
accounting
protocols
prescribed
by
the
Privacy
Act
of
1974,
5
U.S.C.
§
552a
(the
“Privacy
Act”),
the
highly
sensitive
personal
and
employment
information
of
tens
of
millions
of
current
and
former
federal
employees,
contractors,
and
job
applicants.
Those
records
include:
identifying
information
like
name,
birthdate,
home
address
and
phone
number,
and
social
security
number;
demographic
information
like
race/ethnicity,
national
origin,
and
disability;
education
and
training
information;
employment
information
like
work
experience,
union
activities,
salaries,
performance,
and
demotions;
personal
health
records
and
information
regarding
life
insurance
and
health
benefits;
financial
information
like
death-benefit
designations
and
savings
programs;
classified-information
nondisclosure
agreements;
and
information
concerning
family
members
and
other
third
parties
referenced
in
background
checks
and
health
records.
OPM
also
maintains
information
on
employees
in
highly
sensitive
roles
for
whom
even
acknowledging
their
government
employment
may
be
problematic.

Letting
all
that
information
fall
into
the
hands
of
people
not
lawfully
permitted
to
it
is
a
huge
problem,
and
itself,
as
the
lawsuit
alleges,
unlawful
under
the
Privacy
Act
of
1974.

The
crux
of
the
matter,
as
we
have
been
discussing,
is
that
no
one
in
DOGE
is
lawfully
permitted
to
have
access
to
it,
and
in
many
cases
never
could
be.


Concerns
about
unauthorized
parties
seeking
access
to
OPM
data
are
exacerbated
by
the
facts
that
DOGE
agents
have
not
received
security
clearance
through
a
normal
process,
and
that
at
least
one
of
those
agents
has
previously
been
fired
from
private
employment
in
connection
with
disclosure
of
his
employer’s
secrets
(which
means
he
would
not
have
passed
a
normal
security-clearance
vetting).

And
none
of
this
is
legal.


The
Privacy
Act
strictly
protects
personal
information
from
improper
disclosure
and
misuse,
including
by
barring
disclosure
to
other
agencies
within
the
federal
government
and
individuals
who
lack
a
lawful
and
legitimate
need
for
it.
OPM
Defendants
are
not
permitted
to
give
access
to
that
information
to
other
persons
or
agencies
unless
granting
that
access
fits
within
one
of
the
Privacy
Act’s
enumerated
exceptions.

So
one
of
the
interesting
and
important
things
about
this
lawsuit
is
that
it
is
calling
foul
on
the
sharing
of
the
data
with
DOGE.
But
another
aspect
that
is
interesting
and
important
is how.

This
lawsuit
names
two
sets
of
defendants.
The
first
is
the
OPM
department
itself,
as
well
as
its
acting
director
Charles
Ezell,
which
are
the
“OPM
Defendants.”
But
the
second
is
the
“U.S.
DOGE
Service
f/k/a
Digital
Service
(“USDS”),
the
unidentified
Acting
Director
of
USDS,
the
U.S.
DOGE
Service
Temporary
Organization
a/k/a
the
“Department
of
Government
Efficiency”
(“DOGE”),
and
Elon
Musk,
in
his
capacity
as
director
of
the
USDTSO,”
which
are
the
“DOGE
Defendants.”
(In
the
description
of
the
parties
the
complaint
refers
to
him
as
the
“apparent”
director,
and
one
thing
that
stands
to
be
salient
in
this
case
is
that
the
fact
that
we
aren’t
sure
who
is
doing
what,
and
under
what
authority,
which
is
a
big
reason
why
everything
that
has
happened
is
likely
illegal.)

The
lawsuit
also
brought
five
claims.
The
first
two
are
against
both
sets
of
defendants
for
violations
of
the
Privacy
Act.
In
general
they
describe
the
various
ways
that
OPM
Defendants
giving
access
to
the
DOGE
Defendants,
and
the
latter
taking
it,
violated
it.
The
third
cause
of
action
explains
how
it
also
violates
the
Administrative
Procedure
Act
(ACA)
as
a
vehicle
for
violating
the
Privacy
Act.
Then
the
fourth
cause
of
action
is
just
against
the
OPM
Defendants
for
violating
the
ACA
because
it
was
“arbitrary
and
capricious”
to
let
DOGE
have
the
access
it
did.


OPM
Defendants
failed
to
engage
in
reasoned
decision-making
when
they
implemented
a
system
under
which
DOGE
Defendants
could
access
OPM’s
records
for
purposes
other
than
those
authorized
by
the
Privacy
Act.
In
particular,
OPM
Defendants
failed
to
consider
their
legal
obligations
under
federal
law,
the
harm
that
their
actions
would
cause
to
the
objectives
that
those
statutes
sought
to
achieve,
or
the
harm
caused
to
Plaintiffs
and
their
members.

But
it
is
the
fifth
cause
of
action,
for
“ultra
vires”
acts,
against
just
the
DOGE
Defendants,
that
is
the
most
intriguing.
The
term
“ultra
vires”
means
“beyond
one’s
authority,”
and
this
claim
calls
out
how
no
authority
allowed
DOGE
to
do
what
it
has
done
to
breach
these
systems.


DOGE
is
purely
a
creation
of
executive
order;
no
statute
directed
or
contemplated
its
existence.
[Its]
limited
functions
are
to
advise
and
assist
the
President;
it
is
not
empowered
to
perform
any
other
functions.
[It]
has
no
authority
in
law
to
direct
operations
or
decisions
at
government
agencies.
In
directing
and
controlling
the
use
and
administration
of
Defendant
OPM’s
systems,
as
alleged
above,
DOGE
Defendants
have
breached
secure
government
systems
and
caused
the
unlawful
disclosure
of
the
personal
data
of
tens
of
millions
of
Americans.
[But]
DOGE
Defendants
may
not
take
actions
that
are
not
authorized
by
law.
[Yet
no]
law
or
other
authority
authorizes
or
permits
DOGE
Defendants
to
access
or
administer
OPM
systems.

And
that
by
so
breaching
them
DOGE
has
unlawfully
caused
harm.


Through
such
conduct,
DOGE
Defendants
have
engaged
and
continue
to
engage
in
ultra
vires
actions
that
violate
federal
laws
and
injure
Plaintiffs
and
their
members
by
violating
their
constitutional
rights,
exposing
their
private
information,
and
increasing
the
risk
of
further
disclosure
of
their
information.

What
is
significant
is
that
so
far
most,
if
not
all,
of
the
other
lawsuits
have
focused
on
the
President
and
agency
head’s
own
inability
to
grant
the
access
to
DOGE
that
it
did.
And
this
lawsuit
does
too.
But
what
this
lawsuit
also
does
is
point
out
how
DOGE taking it
was
its
own
wrongful
act
for
which
it
can
be
liable
as
well.

So
far
it
seems
like
this
lawsuit
may
be
the
first
attempt
to
impose
any
sort
of
accountability
on
Musk
or
anyone
connected
with
DOGE
directly
for
their
rampage
through
America’s
computer
systems.
And
although
it
only—so
far,
at
least—names
them
in
their
alleged
“official”
capacity
(to
the
extent
that
any
exists),
and
it’s
not
CFAA claim—so
far,
at
least—and
it
is
limited
to
the
incursion
on
just
OPM’s
computer
systems—so
far,
at
least—it
does
directly
call
foul
on
the
whole
DOGE
enterprise,
seemingly
for
the
first
time,
but
presumably
not
the
last.


At
Last,
DOGE
And
Musk
Are
Finally
Named
In
A
Lawsuit,
Albeit
“Officially”


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Morning Docket: 02.14.25 – Above the Law

*
It
seems
significant
that
every
DOJ
official
who’s
actually
seen
the
evidence
against
Eric
Adams
is
resigning
in
protest
over
the
charges
being
dropped.
[Law360]

*
Florida
judges
allow
Trump
to
pursue
defamation
claims
against
the
Pulitzer
committee
for
not
rescinding
awards
to
the
newspapers
that
broke
the
2016
Russian
interference
story.
While
the
opinion
is
about
jurisdiction,
one
judge
took
the
time
to
write
a
concurrence
blasting
the
story
as
“FAKE
NEWS”
to
give
you
a
sense
of
the
intellectual
lightweights
working
the
Florida
court
system.
[Miami
Herald
]

*
A
deep
dive
into
the
history
behind
the
Privacy
Act
and
its
Nixonian
history
why


despite
Musk’s
ranting


these
TROs
are
entirely
warranted.
[Bloomberg
Law
News
]

*
A
solid
multimedia
dive
into
the
Marvin
Gaye-Ed
Sheeran
copyright
case.
[Bloomberg
via
YouTube
]

*
Meta’s
Cambridge
Analytica
settlement
approved.
[The
Recorder
]

*
Missouri
AG
going
after
Starbucks
because
he
wants
his
coffee
with
a
LOT
of
cream.
[ABA
Journal
]

*
Company
posting
job
openings
for
lawyers
and
then
trying
to
sell
them
training
programs.
[Roll
on
Friday
]

Associate Tries Delegating His Workload To His Higher-Ups – See Also – Above the Law

They
Might
Not
Get
Arrested,
But
Their
Career
Won’t
Develop:
Bobloblaw-inspired
Redditor
gives
masterclass
on
how
to
address
associate
who
opts
out
of
work.
The
Rule
Of
Law
Is
Worth
Defending:
Thousands
of
lawyers
support
the
ABA’s
rebuke
of
the
Executive.
Double
Or
Nothing
Pays
Off
Sometimes:
Tom
Goldstein
is
out!
About
That
Acceptance
Letter…:
William
&
Mary
accidentally
sent
out
a
bunch
of
false
positive
acceptance
letters.
Keeping
Up
With
The
Joneses:
Big
names
are
heading
over
to
fight
DOGE’s
legal
troubles.

Actual Versus Artificial Intelligence: A New Kind Of Arms Race? – Above the Law

In
dinosaur
times,
a
company
called

Memorex
,
which
started
as
a
computer
tape
company
in
the
1960s,
had
a
commercial
that
dinosaur
lawyers
will
probably
remember
to
this
day.
The
commercial
featured

Ella
Fitzgerald
,
and
if
you
don’t
know
who
she
is,
shame
on
you.
Check
out
some
of
her
recordings
on
YouTube.
There’s
never
been
anyone
like
her.

In
the
ad,
she
sings
a
note
that
shatters
glass.
The
note
was
put
on
a
Memorex
audio
cassette.
(Remember
those?)
The
tape
was
then
played
back,
and
the
question
was
“Is
it
live,
or
is
it
Memorex?”
That
slogan
lasted
for
two
decades
(a
long
time
for
any
ad
campaign.)

So,
can
the
same
be
asked
of
the
difference
between
actual
and
artificial
intelligence? In
other
words,
is
it
“live”
or
is
it
AI?

In
a
recent
ATL
post,
Jonathan
Wolf
commented
that
rather
than
just
competing
with
China’s
AI,
we
should

promote
the
development
of
actual
intelligence
.

Instead
of
letting
AI
do
the
walking
and
talking,
let’s
fire
up
those
neurons
and
get
busy.
As
Wolf
points
out,
some
things
are
supposed
to
be
hard.
In
fact,
that
is
why
it’s
called
work
and
not
play.
Am
I
stating
the
obvious?

Every
time
I
see
that
pesky
AI
on
my
laptop,
I
want
to
strangle
it.
“Leave
me
alone,”
I
say.
“If
I
need
or
want
your
help,
I
will
ask
for
it.
Until
then,
go
pester
somebody
else
or
even
better,
as
my
uncle
used
to
say
to
a
troublesome
neighborhood
kid,
‘Go
out
and
play
in
traffic.’
Let
me
choose
my
own
words
in
my
own
voice.”
(And
yes,
I
did
write
this
column.
Please,
spare
me
the
snarky
comments.)

Does
AI
lead
to
lawyer
laziness?
Does
it
lead
to
a
loss
of
critical
thinking?
Is
it
too
easy
for
us
to
let
AI
do
the
heavy
lifting?  

Remember
that
sanctions
exist
for
lawyer
fuzzy
thinking
or
worse,
not
thinking
at
all.
A
recent
example
of
how
AI
can
lead
lawyers
astray
is
a
pending
case
in
Wyoming,
where
eight
of
the
nine
cited
cases
in
a
brief
were
figments
of
AI’s
vivid
and
erroneous
imagination
or
should
I
say
hallucinations.
Oopsie.
To
say
that
the
court
was
displeased
is
an
understatement.
(Is
it
real,
or
is
it
AI?) As
David
Lat
points
out
in

his
post
on
this
benchslap
,
it
was
not
just
a
snafu,
but
a
major
screw-up
of
epic
proportions.

The
Wyoming
district
court
issued
an
OSC
that
ordered
at
least
one
of
the
three
attorneys
of
record
to
provide
copies
of
the
hallucinated
(aka
cited)
cases
by
this
past
Monday.
The
attorneys
had
to
provide
sworn
declarations
as
to
(using
my
words,
not
the
court’s)
how
this
screw
up
happened
and
each
attorney’s
role
in
the
motion’s
preparation.
Sanctions
loom.

Is
this
example
carelessness?
Laziness?
A
misplaced
trust
in
AI
to
get
it
right?
A
combination
of
all
three?
Whatever.
This
case
reinforces
that
we
can’t
allow
AI
to
do
our
work
for
us.
Didn’t
we
learn
in
law
school
that
we
needed
to
not
only
read
the
cases
we
cited,
but
to
make
sure
they
were
still
good
law?
And
didn’t
we
also
learn
that
the
buck
stops
with
us?
(No
blaming
paralegals
or
other
staff
and
should
we
add
AI
to
that
list?)
We
are
paid
to
do
the
work,
not
AI. 

Are
we
not
preparing
future
lawyers
for
a
world
in
which
critical
thinking
is
going
to
become
even
more
important
since
AI
can
do
the
scut
work
that
all
of
us
loathe?
(Does
anyone
actually
enjoy
propounding
written
discovery
and
answering
it,
usually
objecting
to
most
if
not
all
of
it?)
Critical
thinking
is
essential
to
every
lawyer’s
practice
and
taking
the
easy
way
out
is
not.

It’s
not
just
the
gigantic
whoopsie
in
the
Wyoming
case;
consider
the
possible
consequences.
How
much
in
sanctions
will
this
FUBAR
cost
them?
What
kind
of
discipline
might
these
lawyers
face?
Do
lawyers
think
about
collateral
consequences,
not
just
about
what
might
happen
in
the
case,
but
down
the
road?
Does
professional
reputation
mean
anything
any
more?
Given
today’s
penchant
for
over-sharing,
does
anyone
care? 

So
stipulated
that
I
am
an
old
lady
lawyer,
but
I
wonder
if
Wolf
is
right,
that,
“our
collective
deficit
of
thinking
skills
will
keep
being
exploited
to
the
grave
detriment
of
all.”
Scary,
yes?
But
in
this
brave
new
world,
if
we
don’t
have
those
skills,
what
do
we
have?
We
will
not
only
have
lost
the
battle
but
also
the
war.
It’s
a
different
kind
of
arms
race,
but
one
even
more
costly
than
a
conventional
one.
Coming
in
second
is
not
where
we
should
want
to
be.




Jill
Switzer
has
been
an
active
member
of
the
State
Bar
of
California
for
over
40
years.
She
remembers
practicing
law
in
a
kinder,
gentler
time.
She’s
had
a
diverse
legal
career,
including
stints
as
a
deputy
district
attorney,
a
solo
practice,
and
several
senior
in-house
gigs.
She
now
mediates
full-time,
which
gives
her
the
opportunity
to
see
dinosaurs,
millennials,
and
those
in-between
interact

it’s
not
always
civil.
You
can
reach
her
by
email
at





[email protected]
.

Thousands Of Lawyers Sign Open Letter To Defend The Rule Of Law From Executive Attack – Above the Law

When
Above
the
Law
usually
talks
about
a
group
of
over
2,000+
lawyers
getting
together
to
show
support,
it
usually
means
that
some
big
name
went
above
and
beyond
for
bonus
season.
This
time,
there’s
more
gravitas
than
money
at
stake.
The
ABA
recently
took
a
stand
denonucing
several
members
of
the
Executive
branch’s
comments
and
actions
that
suggest
they
won’t
be
complying
with
judicial
review
and
the
rule
of
law.
In
that
letter,
they
called
on
lawyers
to
join
in
and
speak
out
on
the
rule
of
law’s
behalf
and
they’re
doing
so
in
droves.
An

open
letter

by
Lawyers
For
Good
Government
speaking
out
against
Executive
abuses
was
signed
by
over
2,100
attorneys.
Their
founder,
Traci
Feit
Love,
urges
the
importance
of
a
timely
response
to
the
attack
on
the
rule
of
law:

“These
actions
are
not
just
policy
disputes

they
represent
a
coordinated
attempt
to
undermine
the
rule
of
law
and
rewrite
the
Constitution
by
executive
fiat..As
lawyers,
our
oath
is
not
just
a
formality;
it
is
a
binding
commitment
to
uphold
the
Constitution
on
which
our
entire
system
of
government
is
based.
The
legal
profession
simply
cannot
remain
silent
as
the
executive
branch
attempts
to
bypass
constitutional
checks
and
balances.
Every
lawyer,
no
matter
their
practice
area
or
political
affiliation,
has
a
role
to
play
in
safeguarding
our
democracy.”

When
Elizabeth
Willing
Powel
asked
Benjamin
Franklin
if
our
government
was
a
Republic
or
a
Monarchy,
he
famously
quipped
A
Republic,
if
you
can
keep
it
.”
The
test
is
at
our
doorstep.
If
we
are
to
keep
our
republic,
everyone

but
lawyers
in
particular

can’t
just
rest
on
a
well-meaning
hope
that
things
won’t
get
much
worse.
Lines
must
be
drawn
and
actions
taken
have
to
ensure
that
the
promise
of
the
rule
of
law
doesn’t
disappear
as
quickly
as
Trump’s
promise
to
lower
grocery
prices
once
he
gets
back
in
office.

If
you
care
about
the
republic

and
you
should

you
can
read
and
sign
the
open
letter

here
.


Earlier
:

ABA
Defends
Rule
Of
Law
Against
Entitled
Billionaire
And
Yale
Law
Grad
Who
Didn’t
Do
His
Con
Law
Readings


All
Rise:
Hundreds
Of
Lawyers
Protest
On
Steps
Of
Supreme
Court
To
Demand
‘Impartial
Justice’
In
Trump’s
Impeachment



Chris
Williams
became
a
social
media
manager
and
assistant
editor
for
Above
the
Law
in
June
2021.
Prior
to
joining
the
staff,
he
moonlighted
as
a
minor
Memelord™
in
the
Facebook
group Law
School
Memes
for
Edgy
T14s
.
 He
endured
Missouri
long
enough
to
graduate
from
Washington
University
in
St.
Louis
School
of
Law.
He
is
a
former
boatbuilder
who
is
learning
to
swim, a
published
author
on
critical
race
theory,
philosophy,
and
humor
,
and
has
a
love
for
cycling
that
occasionally
annoys
his
peers.
You
can
reach
him
by
email
at [email protected] and
by
tweet
at @WritesForRent.