Govt Considers Revoking Urban Connect Bus License After Beitbridge Accident


While
speaking
at
a
Government-led
joint
funeral
service
for
the
victims
in
Beitbridge
on
Friday,
Mhona
condemned
the
bus
driver
for
reckless
behaviour,
suggesting
that
it
may
have
contributed
to
the
deadly
crash.
He
said:

Why
was
he
racing
towards
the
toll
gate?
We
may
have
to
remove
them
from
service.

It
has
also
emerged
that
the
bus
driver’s
retest
expired
in
2021,
and
the
bus
had
no
route
permit.

Mhona
also
urged
Zimbabweans
to
refrain
from
recording
videos
at
accident
scenes
and
to
wait
for
official
communication.
He
said:

Let’s
have
respect
for
the
dead
and
wait
for
proper
transmission
of
messages.
We
are
likely
to
cause
more
harm
than
good.
We
will
investigate
the
causes
of
this
accident
and
act.

According
to
the
Zimbabwe
Republic
Police
(ZRP),
the
accident
occurred
at
the
262-kilometre
peg
along
the
Masvingo-Beitbridge
Road,
near
Lutumba
Toll
Gate,
around
8
AM
on
Thursday,
13
February.

An
Urban
Connect
bus,
carrying
65
passengers,
collided
head-on
with
an
Auro
Transport
haulage
truck
that
had
four
occupants
on
board.

The
crash
occurred
when
the
bus
attempted
to
overtake
another
vehicle.
The
bus
was
en
route
from
Harare
to
Beitbridge,
while
the
truck
was
travelling
in
the
opposite
direction.

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published
in:

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They Should Have Spent More On The DOGE Site – See Also – Above the Law

Spendthrift
Habits
Mean
Shoddy
Security:
Get
a
load
of
what
passes
as
a
government
site
nowadays.
He’s
Just
Staring
There,
Menacingly:
Someone
noticed
Trump’s
mug
shot
outside
the
Oval
Office.
Rather
Resign
Than
Fall
In
Line:
Sometimes
doing
the
right
thing
costs
you
your
job.
They
Can’t
Keep
Getting
Away
With
This:
LSU
scores
another
unexpected
win(?)
and
keeps
their
professor
out
of
the
classroom.
Can’t
Dodge
This,
DOGE!:
Musk
and
the
meme
coin
moniker-ed
department
have
been
named
in
a
lawsuit.

Massive Law Firm Gets Caught Hallucinating Cases – Above the Law



Ed.
Note:

Welcome
to
our
daily
feature

Trivia
Question
of
the
Day!


Lawyers
from
which
major
law
firm

ranked
42nd
by
headcount

is
facing
possible
sanctions
for
using
fake
cases
(eight
out
of
the
nine
cases
cited
were
nonexistent)
hallucinated
by
an
AI
platform
in
a
court
filing?


Hint:
The
attorneys
involved
have
written
their
mea
culpa.
“This
matter
comes
with
great
embarrassment
and
has
prompted
discussion
and
action
regarding
the
training,
implementation
and
future
use
of
artificial
intelligence
within
our
firm,”
the
response
said.
“This
serves
as
a
cautionary
tale
for
our
firm
and
all
firms,
as
we
enter
this
new
age
of
artificial
intelligence.”



See
the
answer
on
the
next
page.

Which Issues Do Healthcare Leaders Want RFK Jr. to Address? – MedCity News

Despite
opposition
from
Democrats,
Robert
F.
Kennedy
Jr.
was
confirmed
as
Health
and
Human
Services
secretary
by
the
Senate
on
Thursday.

RFK
Jr.
has
drawn
some
criticism
over
his
skepticism
of
vaccines,
though
he
attempted
to
remove
himself
from
this
during
the
confirmation
process.
He
won
the
Senate
vote

52
to
48
,
with
no
Democrats
voting
in
his
favor.
The
one
Republican
to
vote
against
RFK
Jr.
was
Senator
Mitch
McConnell
of
Kentucky,
largely
due
to
RFK
Jr.’s
views
on
vaccines.

“In
my
lifetime,
I’ve
watched
vaccines
save
millions
of
lives
from
devastating
diseases
across
America
and
around
the
world,”
McConnell
said
in
a

statement.

“I
will
not
condone
the
re-litigation
of
proven
cures,
and
neither
will
millions
of
Americans
who
credit
their
survival
and
quality
of
life
to
scientific
miracles.

Mr.
Kennedy
failed
to
prove
he
is
the
best
possible
person
to
lead
America’s
largest
health
agency.”

Since
RFK
Jr.’s
confirmation,
a
flood
of
healthcare
leaders
have
come
out
to
share
what
health
issues
they
want
him
to
tackle.
Here
is
what
they
had
to
say.


Health
coverage

Keep
Americans
Covered
is
calling
on
RFK
Jr.
to
make
health
coverage
tax
credits
a
top
priority.
The
organization
is
a
coalition
representing
patients,
consumers,
doctors,
hospitals,
insurers
and
employers. 

Congress
has
until
the
end
of
the
year
to
extend
the
enhanced
premium
tax
credits
introduced
in
2021,
which
lowered
health
insurance
premiums
for
millions
of
people
purchasing
coverage
on
the
marketplace.
Advocating
for
an
extension
of
these
credits
should
be
at
the
top
of
RFK
Jr.’s
to-do
list,
as
“millions
of
Americans
will
see
their
health
coverage
become
unaffordable,”
and
up
to
5
million
people
could
lose
coverage
if
the
credits
expire,

according
to
Keep
Americans
Covered
.

Another
healthcare
advocacy
organization
hopes
RFK
Jr.
will
support
Medicare
Advantage.

“Two
years
of
Medicare
Advantage
cuts
have
hurt
seniors,
resulting
in
plan
closures,
higher
costs,
and
fewer
benefits,”
said
Mary
Beth
Donahue,
president
and
CEO
of
the
Better
Medicare
Alliance,
in
a
statement.
“Our
seniors
need
stability
in
their
health
care,
and
corrective
action
cannot
wait.
Secretary
Kennedy
and
this
administration
can
keep
President
Trump’s
promise
to
protect
Medicare
for
seniors
by
supporting
Medicare
Advantage
with
adequate
funding
and
a
stable
regulatory
approach.”


Drug
costs

An
issue
top
of
mind
for
many
healthcare
leaders
is
rising
drug
costs.
Patient
advocacy
organization
Patients
for
Affordable
Drugs
hopes
to
see
RFK
Jr.
crack
down
on
Big
Pharma.

“Secretary
Kennedy
has
a
critical
opportunity

and
responsibility

to
build
on
existing
measures
to
rein
in
Big
Pharma’s
price-gouging
and
lower
drug
costs
for
patients,”
said
Merith
Basey,
executive
director
of
the
organization,
in
a
statement.
“We
are
ready
to
work
with
him
to
ensure
Medicare
drug
price
negotiations
continue,
out-of-pocket
costs
are
reduced,
and
competition
in
the
marketplace
is
increased
through
reforms
to
end
abusive
pharmaceutical
monopolies
that
harm
patients.”

The
Pharmaceutical
Care
Management
Association
(PCMA),
which
represents
pharmacy
benefit
managers,
wants
RFK
Jr.
to
address
“the
prices
set
by
drug
companies
and
misuse
of
the
patent
system
that
blocks
market-based
competition
for
more
affordable
alternatives
like
generics
and
biosimilars,”
said
JC
Scott,
president
and
CEO
of
PCMA.
However,
it’s
worth
noting
that
PBMs
have
also

come
under
fire

for
their
role
in
prescription
drug
prices.


Food
and
nutrition

RFK
Jr.
has
previously
expressed
an
interest
in
tackling
food
quality
in
the
U.S.,
and
one
healthcare
executive
hopes
he
follows
through
on
that
while
also
taking
a
larger
approach.

“Recognizing
the
high
level
of
carcinogens
and
preservatives
in
foods
filling
our
grocery
stores
is
a
step
in
the
right
direction
and
the
first
of
many
necessary
changes
that
need
to
be
made.
However,
that
is
not
the
only
course
of
action

we
still
need
to
address
the
lack
of
accessibility
to
clinical
nutrition
care,”
said
Vanessa
Rissetto,
CEO
and
co-founder
of
nutrition
startup
Culina
Health.
“Millions
of
Americans
live
with
diet-related
diseases,
and
yet
only
0.2%
of
the
U.S.
population
has
seen
a
dietitian.”


The
role
of
sleep
in
chronic
disease

As
RFK
Jr.
addresses
the
chronic
disease
epidemic,
Laurent
Martinot,
co-founder
and
CEO
at
Sunrise,
would
like
to
see
him
recognize
the
role
of
sleep
in
preventing
and
managing
diseases.
The
company
offers
at-home
diagnosis
and
treatment
for
sleep
conditions.
Health
issues
like
diabetes,
heart
disease
and
mental
health
have
long
been
associated
with
poor
sleep.

Martinot
also
wants
RFK
Jr.
to
tackle
the
overprescription
of
sleep
medications
in
the
U.S.

“Too
many
Americans
depend
on
these
medications,
but
the
healthcare
system
should
prioritize
identifying
and
addressing
the
root
causes
of
sleep
issues
rather
than
just
masking
the
problem
with
drugs,”
Martinot
said
in
an
email.


Photo:
Bulat
Silvia,
Getty
Images

Conquering Conferences: Personalization In Your Follow-Ups – Above the Law

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Images



Ed
note:

This
is
the
second
in
a
series.
Read
the first
installment
here
.

Just
as
a
skilled
chef
understands
that
each
dish
requires
a
unique
blend
of
spices,
effective
networking
follow-ups
demand
a
personalized
touch.

A
generic,
cookie-cutter
email
can
leave
your
connections
feeling
underwhelmed,
much
like
a
bland
dish.

Instead,
aim
to
add
the
right
flavors
that
resonate
with
each
individual,
making
them
feel
valued
and
remembered.


Ingredients
for
a
Flavorful
Personalization


Recall
Shared
Moments:

Just
like
recalling
the
aroma
of
a
fine
wine,
mention
a
specific
moment
or
conversation
you
shared.
It
could
be
a
joke
you
both
laughed
at,
a
topic
you
discussed,
or
a
mutual
interest
you
discovered.
For
instance,
“I
really
enjoyed
our
conversation
about
sustainable
business
practices

it’s
rare
to
meet
someone
else
who’s
as
passionate
about
green
initiatives
as
I
am.”


Tailor
Your
Message:

Customize
your
communication
based
on
their
interests
and
needs.
If
they
mentioned
a
particular
challenge
they
face,
offer
a
resource
or
a
piece
of
advice
that
addresses
it.
Think
of
it
like
seasoning
a
dish
to
suit
a
guest’s
palate.


Stir
in
Some
Compliments:

A
genuine
compliment
is
like
a
sprinkle
of
fresh
herbs

it
can
brighten
the
entire
dish.
If
you
admired
their
work
or
presentation,
let
them
know.
For
example,
“Your
insights
on
digital
marketing
strategies
were
enlightening
and
gave
me
a
lot
to
think
about.”


Add
a
Dash
of
Your
Personality:

Don’t
be
afraid
to
let
your
character
shine
through.
Networking
is
not
just
professional;
it’s
personal
too.
Whether
it’s
a
bit
of
humor
or
a
personal
anecdote,
adding
your
unique
flavor
will
make
your
message
more
relatable
and
memorable.


Propose
a
Next
Step:

Suggest
a
concrete
next
action,
like
a
phone
call,
coffee
meeting,
or
attending
a
mutual
event.
It’s
like
presenting
the
next
course
in
a
meal,
providing
a
clear
path
forward.

By
ensuring
your
follow-up
is
well-seasoned
with
personal
touches
and
thoughtful
references,
you
create
a
rich,
satisfying
experience
for
your
new
connections.

Personalization
is
the
key
ingredient
that
transforms
a
bland
follow-up
into
a
memorable
one,
keeping
your
networking
relationships
warm
and
ready
for
future
opportunities.


Avoiding
a
Half-Baked
Approach:
Personalization

✔️
Recall
specific
moments
or
topics
from
your
interaction.
✔️
Tailor
your
communication
to
their
interests
and
needs.
✔️
Include
personal
touches
and
authentic
compliments.


Sejal Patel



Sejal
Patel
is
a
Rainmaking
Consultant
and
the Founder
of
Sage
Ivy
,
a
New
York-based
consultancy
dedicated
to
helping
attorneys
turn
relationships
into
clients.
With
over
20
years
of
experience,
Sejal
strategically
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attorneys’
networks
to
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and
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crafting
individualized
approaches
that
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with
their
unique
strengths
and
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Another MAGA Judge Makes Shocking Legal Argument Hoping To Catch The Attention Of Donald Trump – Above the Law

Judge
Allison
Eid
(via
U.S.
Senate
Judiciary
Committee)

It’s
easy
to
forget
that
Neil
Gorsuch
wasn’t
the
only
beneficiary
of
Mitch
McConnell’s
plan
to
steal
a
Supreme
Court
seat.
The
Republican
senator
kept
the
seat
vacated
by
Antonin
Scalia’s
death
open
for
over
a
year
to
prevent
Barack
Obama
from
appointing
his
successor,
which
led
to
Gorsuch
taking
over
the
mantle.
But
someone
else
benefitted

Allison
H.
Eid
got

Gorsuch’s
old
seat

on
the
10th
Circuit
when
he
moved
to
Washington,
D.C.,
and
it
looks
like
she
learned
a
lesson
about
how
judicial
politics
really
works.

The
10th
Circuit
recently
heard
an
appeal
of
a
case
brought
by
a
plaintiff
who
sought
to
keep
Donald
Trump
off
the
2024
presidential
ballot.
The
plaintiff
lost
at
the
trial
court
level,
and
Trump
appeared
on
the
ballot
and
wound
up
winning
the
election.

The
majority
held
,

inter
alia
,
that
the
plaintiff’s
claim
is
moot
because
Trump
is
serving
his
second
term
and
the

22nd
Amendment

means
he
won’t
be
appearing
on
the
presidential
ballot
again.

But
where’s
the
self-serving
attention
in
that?
Incredulously,
Judge
Eid
went
out
of
her
way
to
slam
her
colleagues
for
“opin[ing]”
on
the
22nd
Amendment,
then
called
the
question
of
a
third
Trump
term
in
office
a
“novel
and
complex
constitutional
question.”

This
is
actually
not
a
difficult
or
complicated
legal
question
at
all

the
22nd
Amendment
is
pretty
dang
clear.

Trump
cannot,
constitutionally,
run
for
the
presidency
again.
And
with
Donald
Trump
already
making
noise
about
a

third
term
in
office
,
Eid’s
words
don’t
read
like
that
of
a
circumspect
jurist.
No,
it
*looks*
like
she’s
taking

a
page
from
James
Ho’s
book

and
letting
Trump
know
just
how
useful
she’d
be
on
the
Supreme
Court.
Like
Ho,

Eid
clerked

for
Clarence
Thomas
and
this
short
but
effective
concurrence
may
be
enough
to
signal
Eid
has
some
interest
in
replacing
her
old
boss
on
the
Court.




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Rubino
is
a
Senior
Editor
at
Above
the
Law,
host
of

The
Jabot
podcast
,
and
co-host
of

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Like
A
Lawyer
.
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the
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so
please
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Partners Are Eager To Make A Move In This Hot Hiring Market – Above the Law



Ed.
note
:
Welcome
to
our
daily
feature,

Quote
of
the
Day
.


Generally,
all
firms
are
vulnerable
.





 Sabina
Lippman,
firmwide
managing
partner
of
recruiting
firm
CenterPeak,
in
comments
given
to
the

American
Lawyer
,
on
the
likelihood
that
partners
will
make
lateral
moves
to
others
firms
in
today’s
active
hiring
market.


In
recent
weeks,
partners
have
left
firms
that
rarely
see
departures
to
head
to
competitors.



“[T]here
is
no
firm
that
is
immune
from
those
kinds
of
lateral
movement
anymore,”
said
Matthew
Bersani
of
Cliff
Group,
in
agreement
with
Lippman.


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Zaretsky
 is
a
senior
editor
at
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the
Law,
where
she’s
worked
since
2011.
She’d
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How Appealing Weekly Roundup – Above the Law




Ed.
Note
:

A
weekly
roundup
of
just
a
few
items
from
Howard
Bashman’s

How
Appealing
blog
,
the
Web’s
first
blog
devoted
to
appellate
litigation.
Check
out
these
stories
and
more
at
How
Appealing.


“Who
will
check
Trump?
The
Supreme
Court
(maybe);
The
court
majority’s
distaste
for
administrative
agencies
running
amok
could
come
back
to
bite
Trump.”
 Columnist
Kimberly
Atkins
Stohr
has this
essay
 online
at
The
Boston
Globe.


“Texas
Judge
Fines
New
York
Doctor
and
Orders
Her
to
Stop
Sending
Abortion
Pills
to
Texas;
It
is
the
first
ruling
in
a
case
challenging
‘shield
laws’
intended
to
protect
doctors
in
states
that
support
abortion
rights
who
send
abortion
pills
to
states
with
bans”:
 Pam
Belluck
and
Mary
Beth
Gahan
of
The
New
York
Times
have this
report
.


“TikTok
Returns
to
Apple
and
Google
App
Stores;
The
popular
social
media
app
was
removed
to
comply
with
a
new
law
that
banned
it
in
the
United
States”:
 Sapna
Maheshwari,
Tripp
Mickle,
and
Nico
Grant
of
The
New
York
Times
have this
report
.


“Abortion
Provider
Won’t
Be
Extradited
to
Louisiana,
N.Y.
Governor
Says;
The
case
could
lead
to
a
battle
in
federal
court
over
whether
states
that
support
abortion
rights
can
protect
doctors
who
provide
abortion
services”:
 Pam
Belluck,
Benjamin
Oreskes,
and
Emily
Cochrane
of
The
New
York
Times
have this
report
.


“Trump’s
DOJ
Is
Trying
to
Sabotage
Trans
Kid
Plaintiffs
at
the
Supreme
Court”:
 Law
professor Hila
Keren
 has this
Jurisprudence
essay
 online
at
Slate.


“Trump
Allies
Keep
Floating
Trial
Balloons
For
Ignoring
Court
Orders;
Just
in
case,
the
conservative
legal
movement
is
laying
the
groundwork
for
the
Republican
Party’s
next
big
move”:
 Madiba
K.
Dennie
has this
essay
 online
at
Balls
and
Strikes.

3 Ways Your Firm Can Conjure A Cash Flow Miracle – Above the Law

It’s
no
secret
that
lawyers
can
be
pretty
bad
with
money
management,
and
there
are
many
reasons
why. 

“Let’s
go
back
to
the
very
beginning,”
says
Joyce
Brafford
of
Profitsolv.
“We
know
that
law
schools
are
very
good
at
taking
people’s
money.
But
what
about
when
the
lawyers
have
to
take
people’s
money?” 

In
a
recent
episode
of
the
Non-Eventcast,
Joyce
and
her
colleague
Scott
Clasen
discussed
all
things
cash
flow
with
host
Jared
Correia. 

Here
are
three
ways
the
panelists
have
witnessed
miraculous
financial
wins
at
small
law
firms. 


Overcoming
Intertia

For
some
firms,
creating
a
cash
flow
miracle
can
be
as
simple
as
following
up
and
having
the
awkward
interaction
with
clients
who
are
in
arrears. 

Automated
systems
will
help
with
this
process.
As
Jared
notes,
the
returns
can
be
well
into
the
six-figures. 


Embracing
the
Pre-Auth
… 

Of
course,
the
better
solution
is
to
prevent
clients
from
going
into
arrears
in
the
first
place. 

Enter
the
engagement
agreement,
complete
with
a
pre-authorization
and
payments
timetable.

As
Scott
notes,
the
cash
flow
benefits
from
this
type
of
arrangement
go
beyond
simply
collecting
what
you’re
owed.



And
Accepting
the
Processing
Fee

Another
big
blocker
to
a
pre-authorization
agreement?
The
3%
processing
fee. 

Here,
Joyce
explains
why
the
fee
is
worth
it

and
why
this
is
not
a
difficult
decision. 

Ready
for
a
2025
miracle
at
your
firm?
Listen
to
the
full
discussion
here.

Elon Musk’s DOGE Can’t Even Secure A Website, Let Alone The Government – Above the Law

Elon
Musk
and
his
supposedly
10x
tech
bro
minions
posture
themselves
as
hardcore
programming
geniuses
swooping
in
to
save
the
budget.
As
it
happens,
these
dipshits
can’t
build
a
functional
website.

According
to
reporting
from
404
Media,
the
official-looking

DOGE.gov

website

the
ostensible
government
website
that’s
really
an
X
passthrough
for
Musk
propaganda

has
been

sitting
wide
open
for

anyone

to
push
updates
.
You
can
just
go
over
there
and
make
it
say
whatever
you
want.
Don’t
worry,
it
appears
that
they’ve
got
read-write
access
to
the
entire
federal
government.
Isn’t
it
going
to
be
fun
when
these
guys
rewrite
NORAD
so
anyone
can
log
in
and
blast
out
“DEFCON
1

Baba
Booey,
Baba
Booey.”


Do
you
feel
safe
yet?

On
its
own,
this
might
be
funny

yet
another
example
of
the

serious,
experienced
professionals

at
DOGE
working
so
fast
and
loose
that
they
forgot
to
lock
the
front
door.
The
edits
people
playfully
added
are
mostly
innocuous,
but
let’s
not
lose
sight
of
the
big
picture:
this
is
an
administration
full
of
unserious
trolls
pretending
they
know
what
they’re
doing
while
making
critical,
reckless
mistakes.


Screencap
of
DOGE.gov
via
404
Media

Mindful,
demure,
etc.

Do
not
buy
it
when
the
pliant
mainstream
media
characterize
Elon
Musk’s
DOGE
shenanigans
as
some
sort
of
aggressive
audit.
An
audit
is
a
meticulous,
professional
endeavor
that
would
take
months
and
end
with
a
lengthy
report
mapping
out
federal
spending
with
a
thorough
understanding
of
the
domino
effects
that
any
change
could
trigger.
By
contrast
this
is
a
game
of
oversized
Jenga
down
at
the
hipster
bar…
except
with
the
foundations
of
Pax
Americana.

Musk
spent
the
entire
week

leveling
unhinged
vitriol
against
Judge
Paul
Engelmayer

for
issuing
a
TRO
delaying
DOGE
for

checks
notes

LESS
THAN
A
WEEK.
They’re
frothing
at
the
mouth
about

impeachment

and
it’s
not
even
a
permanent
injunction!
In
the
words
of
Brian
Windhorst…

Because
this
is
not
an
audit,
it’s
a
speedrun.
Musk
and
his
band
of
merry
tweebs
live
in
a
video
game
world
and
it
shows.
Lonely
teen
nerds
running
a
macabre
reverse
speed
dating
service

making
people
interview
to
not
be
laid
off

and
find
Love
in
the
Time
of
Cholera

by
bringing
cholera
back
.
The
speedrun
mindset
is
all
about
getting
to
the
finish
line
no
matter
how
much
violence
it
does
to
the
game
itself.
It’s
why
the
speedrun
community
is
rife
with
people
trying
to
use
cheat
codes
and
why
Musk
keeps
trying
to
warp
through
the
walls
of
multiple
statutes.

Figuring
out
a
speedrun
involves
a
lot
of
reckless
trial
and
error.
Normally
the
only
consequence
is
having
to
hit
reset.
This
time
it’s
losing
America’s
status
as
the
global
reserve
currency.
Potato,
po-tah-to.

DOGE’s
incompetence
is
more
feature
than
bug.
One
of
its
boy
geniuses

publicly
posted

about
using
random,
unvetted
AI
algorithms
to
convert
massive
amounts
of
data
raising
the
specter
of
a
data
breach
of
epic
proportions.

Then
it
seems
they
went
ahead
and
did
that
with
Department
of
Education
data
.

Cybersecurity
should
be
the
hottest
tech
topic
for
lawyers
in
2025.
When
I
said
that
a
few
months
ago,
the
new
administration
had
already
committed
to
starting
a
trade
war
with
America’s
most
technologically
advanced
adversaries
while
simultaneously
threatening
to ditch
the
global
cyber
regime
slash
the
Cybersecurity
and
Infrastructure
Security
Agency
,
and
put
Kristi
Noem
in
at
Homeland
Security
despite
being

the
only
governor
who
turned
down
FREE
cybersecurity
money
.
Even
I
hadn’t
contemplated
that
they’d
start
futzing
with
the
entire
stockpile
of
confidential
government
information.
It’s
only
a
matter
of
time
before
they
wander
into
the
DOJ’s
systems,
jeopardizing
ongoing
criminal
investigations
by
blasting
out
a
sick
meme
about
Big
Puss
wearing
a
wire.

Enjoy
decades
of
litigation,
gang!

The
charitable
reading
is
that
these
dorks
built
an
easily
hacked
publicity
website
because
they’re
SO
BUSY
on
the
important
stuff.

Perhaps
.
But
given
that
DOGE’s
dear
leader
can’t
stop
Tweeting
out
every
thought
that
crosses
his
addled
brain
it’s
hard
to
believe
this
website
was
a
low
priority.
It’s
much
more
likely
that
these


hardcore

coders
are
either
not
as
preternaturally
skilled
as
they
like
to
posture
or
that
their
refusal
to
take
half
a
second
to
check
their
work
routinely
results
in
massive
cock
ups.
Or
both.

Either
way,
it’s
not
exactly
comforting
that
the
people
with
access
to
the
entire
federal
government
can’t
even
set
up
a
basic
website.


Anyone
Can
Push
Updates
to
the
DOGE.gov
Website

[404
Media]




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