On
Halloween,
we
wondered
what
our
readers
thought
would scare
a
lawyer the
most.
As
first
seen
on
Facebook’s Shit
Women
With
Law
Degrees
Say,
there
are
some
phrases
that
will
simply
make
lawyers
cower
in
fear.
But
which
phrases
are
the
scariest
of
all?
Last
week,
we
unveiled
the
10
most
terrifying
finalists,
and
today,
we’re
sharing
the
winner.
(Image
via
Shit
Women
with
Law
Degrees
Say)
What
four-word
phrase
will
absolutely,
positively
scare
the
crap
out
of
a
lawyer?
This
frightening
phrase
took
home
27%
of
the
overall
vote.
“President
Trump
retained
you”
was
our
second-place
finisher,
with
23%
of
the
total
vote.
Please
don’t
destroy
those
documents,
folks.
You
don’t
want
to
give
your
lawyer
a
heart
attack.
Staci
Zaretsky is
a
senior
editor
at
Above
the
Law,
where
she’s
worked
since
2011.
She’d
love
to
hear
from
you,
so
please
feel
free
to
email
her
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any
tips,
questions,
comments,
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