Not
Olive
Garden
pasta
(via
Getty
Images)
*
Uh
oh…
SpaghettiOs:
Woman
arrested
after
cops
found
a
“suspicious
substance”
on
a
spoon
in
her
purse
during
a
routine
traffic
stop
—
it
was
canned
pasta
sauce.
[
*
Respect
the
LinkedIn
hustle:
FTX
officer
updates
profile
to
reflect
prison
sentence.
[CNN]
*
What
this
tells
me
is
that
Roberts
is
still
very,
very
annoyed
with
the
Fifth
Circuit’s
nonsense.
[National
Law
Journal]
*
Speaking
of
forum
shopping:
“US
Appellate
Judge
Urges
Caution
on
Judge-Shopping
Rule.”
This
is
why,
unfortunately,
it’s
become
necessary
for
journalists
to
clarify
“TRUMP
Appellate
Judge
Urges
Caution
on
Judge-Shopping
Rule.”
Without
that
context,
this
news
story
reads
as
though
this
isn’t
a
wholly
partisan
stance.
*
The
thing
about
loser-pays
is
that
the
winners
can
rack
up
some
epic
mini-bar
charges
along
the
way.
[Roll
on
Friday]
*
Nixon
Peabody
sues
personal
injury
firm.
[ABA
Journal]
*
If
only
some
Supreme
Court
justices
cared
about
miscarriages
of
justice
as
much
as
they
care
about
jailing
women
after
a
miscarriage.
[Dorf
on
Law]
*
Judge
Kindred
texted
with
former
clerk/inappropriate
relationship/prosecutor
about
a
case
as
he
presided
over
it.
This
is
distinct
from
the
senior
prosecutor
who
sent
the
judge
nude
photographs.
Get
it
together,
Alaska!
[Reuters]