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SALTing The Earth: Hedge Fund Party Moves To Desolate, Deserted Manhattan

We’re not sure if you’ve heard, but times are tough here in the Big Apple. People and businesses, we’re told, are fleeing en masse for Florida or the suburbs. The offices that power the global engine of capitalism are, at best, still half-empty, and may well stay that way forever (unless you work for Facebook or Goldman Sachs, anyway). High-end homes are selling for a pittance; why, you can hardly get $50 million for the luxurious townhouses of notorious pedophiles anymore, while smaller empty shells in that other failing fulcrum of finance, London, are going for three times as much.