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This entire situation is a load of BUNK, starting with this court’s order … and a waste of tax payer monies!
— Matthew Thompson, a prisoner in Florida, in his “Motion to Put My Foot In Your Ass,” pursuant to Florida’s Rule 12.150a(a) (governing motions to strike), which he seems to have taken quite literally.
(Behold, a legal masterpiece, below.)
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