* A Baltimore man is claiming a constitutional right to sell pizza out of his food truck. Didn’t Patrick Henry say “give me pizza, or give me death”?… [Baltimore Sun]
* A New York lawyer has been suspended from practice for assaulting a woman he met through an online dating service. [Bloomberg Law]
* A Utah man charged with dealing drugs claims he was “breaking bad” to pay a lawyer to handle an unrelated sexual assault case. [New York Post]
* A man has sued the city of Honolulu and its police force for purportedly making him lick a urinal. [Fox News]
* The lawyer for the alleged Monsey Hanukkah attacker has been scolded by the judge on the case for allegedly tipping off media to a sealed hearing in the matter. [New York Post]
Jordan Rothman is a partner of The Rothman Law Firm, a full-service New York and New Jersey law firm. He is also the founder of Student Debt Diaries, a website discussing how he paid off his student loans. You can reach Jordan through email at jordan@rothmanlawyer.com.